Listening Thread for the Week of 7/17/06

[mikeyboy]

Here ya go.

[Hottub]

<p>Thanks, Mikey</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Summer in the City&quot; - Loving Spoonful.</p>

[Dirtybird12]

some kind of war protest song? classic rock

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 7-17-06 @ 11:58 AM</span>

[MasterSoySauce]

the thrill is gone, bb king.

[sarsbusdriver]

<p>Earl is XM Satellite Radio Rahim</p>

[chili]

Do the Right Thing intro, I love it.<br />

[LilBuster]

Nothing beats working for the govt. while mouthing the lyrics&nbsp;to Fight the Power.

[Earlshog]

Nice Earl... good pick for a Hot day in NYC P.E.

[chili]

So Dave is Radio Rahim? Wow, surprise.&nbsp; Wonder what his 4 finger rings say.<br />

[chili]

It's 217 degrees in Atlanta. Maybe we should start calling it HOTlanta LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

why does this guy think the temperature is a competition.

[MasterSoySauce]

too cold.

[Furtherman]

<p>Too hot... too cold...&nbsp; this argument is only valid if you have to be outside.</p><p>I'd rather have the cold.</p><p>If you're too cold, you can always add on more layers to keep warm.</p><p>If it's too hot, doesn't matter if you strip naked... you're too hot.&nbsp; No escape.</p>

[chili]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Too hot... too cold... this argument is only valid if you have to be outside.</p><p>I'd rather have the cold.</p><p>If you're too cold, you can always add on more layers to keep warm.</p><p>If it's too hot, doesn't matter if you strip naked... you're too hot. No escape.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Exactly! I totally agree. I've always made that point to people.&nbsp;</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

fez's voice is hilarious

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MasterSoySauce on 7-17-06 @ 12:27 PM</span>

[dweezler]

hahaha I love the gay baratone guys!<br />

[FUNKMAN]

you would think Earl loves this type of weather considering there are alot of <strong>black</strong> outs...

[LuckyStrike_]

_{&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; WW1 was the war to end all wars.<br />}

[FUNKMAN]

you would think Earl loves this type of weather considering there are alot of <strong><font color="#660000">brown</font></strong> outs...

[EliSnow]

<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />So Dave is Radio Rahim? Wow, surprise.&nbsp; Wonder what his 4 finger rings say.<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">'New Earl's would have been &quot;DONT WORK&quot;</font></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

why does ron say dave has no accomplishments when he was the editor of that literary magazine.

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">The last declaration of war was WWII.</font></p><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declaration_of_war_by_the_United_States">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declaration_of_war_by_the_United_States</a></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 7-17-06 @ 12:42 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Dave should have no problem killing UNLESS the enemy soldiers are homeless...</p><p>and want his coke</p>

[Doogie]

Actually that one guy was off a lil bit when he called in. There were 16 million people in active military service at the peak of WWII. But Goddamn, for 170 million people that is huge chunk of the population.

[KennethC]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">The last declaration of war was WWII.</font></p><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declaration_of_war_by_the_United_States">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declaration_of_war_by_the_United_States</a></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by EliSnow on 7-17-06 @ 12:42 PM</span> <p>Untrue, Eric Burdon declared War in 1969.</p><p><img height="500" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000032V6.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1115768473_.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

we should have a war on snoogans

[MasterSoySauce]

people still sign up for the draft?

[chili]

<p>My selective service card came with a t-shirt that said 'I Hate Sand 'N's'</p><p>And a draft number. This was like 5 or 6 years ago, it's nothin new.&nbsp;</p>

[Coach]

Please, Dave would be killed by his own troops!

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />people still sign up for the draft? <p>there was a draft the other night... i just closed the window</p>

[chili]

Tons of the Greek gods were bi. Just would suck whatever got in front of their face.<br />

[Coach]

Wasn't the median age of a us soldier in WWI and WWII like mid thirtys and it dropped to mid twentys in following conflicts

[LuckyStrike_]

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; many many arabs have gay sex<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

1983 sixers over lakers, last major championship.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MasterSoySauce on 7-17-06 @ 1:00 PM</span>

[Coach]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />people still sign up for the draft? <p>Still a legal mandate for all lads when they turn 18</p>

[chili]

<p>Before you kill for Jesus, get CRUNK for Jesus! <a href="http://crunk4jesus.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank">http://crunk4jesus.ytmnd.com/</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>Coach</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />people still sign up for the draft? <p>Still a legal mandate for all lads when they turn 18</p><p>yea well, i did not, but i registered to vote i think that counts right?</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Dave's thought about &quot;Expedition&quot; wasn't that ridiculous.&nbsp; The allied forces under Eisenhower during WWII were called the Supreme Headquarters Allied Expeditionary Force.</font></p>

[bertino]

lol @ ronnie clowning dave.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Couple of things -</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1) So hot over the weekend, I watched the aftermath of a woman passing out at the Bon Jovi show in Philly and cracked her head open.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2) Fez's Gay Baritone Character sounds suspiciously like Paul Lynde.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<img width="200" height="150" border="0" src="http://i23.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/40/71/b0_2.JPG" />

[bertino]

lol ronnie tries to defend dave and dave gives the fucking coordinates to the nearest junior high

[Coach]

<p>Ever think that god made earth like a watch and just wound it up and let it go??</p><p>see Fez thinks so!</p>

[Brad_Rush]

<p>I swear Dave puts no thought whatsoever into his claims.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Funny shit though.</p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Coach</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />people still sign up for the draft? <p>Still a legal mandate for all lads when they turn 18</p><p>yea well, i did not, but i registered to vote i think that counts right?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>When I was in high school, we registered for both together in Social Studies class.&nbsp;</p>

[Coach]

<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Coach</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />people still sign up for the draft? <p>Still a legal mandate for all lads when they turn 18</p><p>yea well, i did not, but i registered to vote i think that counts right?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>When I was in high school, we registered for both together in Social Studies class.&nbsp;</p><p>I got a lil' letter about a year later from the government because my name on my license was mispelled, threatening me with jail time for not registering for the draft..back in 1989...that was one panicked 19 year old who made that call to correct it.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Coach on 7-17-06 @ 1:33 PM</span>

[Furtherman]

Love these discussions.&nbsp; It really shows how much religion is a odd waste of time.

[Brad_Rush]

<p>So to sum up Dave's world:</p><p>Andre the Giant = God</p><p>Gorilla in cage = Satan</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

i really like lazlow. No homo

[bertino]

how close was earl to an on air meltdown? im guessing 2 more minutes with ronnie and he would have ran out of the studio in tears.

[MasterSoySauce]

no jack and diane from mainstream earl?

[EliSnow]

<strong>bertino</strong> wrote:<br />how close was earl to an on air meltdown? im guessing 2 more minutes with ronnie and he would have ran out of the studio in tears. <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I don't think Earl would ever have a huge meltdown when he's dressed down by either R&amp;F.&nbsp; It's usually when someone else is blaming him for something that he thinks is someone else's fault, like if ESD claimed he did something that he didn't.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">If Ron or Fez blame Earl for something, he generally says my fault, really, really quick, and tries to move one.&nbsp; </font></p>

[bertino]

coast guard with missles R O F L

[AKA]

<p>As I've mentioned before, I worked at NTSB during the time of investigation, and it absolutely wasn't a cover-up - the people there are constantly saying shit that runs counter with the FBI - lots of conflict between the two agencies, with NTSB always running independent.</p><p>The number of people in that office who took this seriously - the number of people who would have had to cover this up - the rebuilt that plane with all of the scraps, and there was zero evidence of a missle. They honestly looked for it, and it wasn't there.</p><p>The worst parts of the job for me was looking at the seating diagrams with who sat in what section - the plane was pretty empty - and how there was an entire section with high school kids. That, and looking at the toxicology reports, and even holding pieces of the foam. The shit really bugged me out, but I came away with such a respect for the men and women who are there - who keep track of their anniversaries and family birthdays by national tragedies that happened - who had to miss their kid's soccer games because of the the late nights they were putting in. </p>

[MasterSoySauce]

maybe it was ball lightning.

[AKA]

<p>Fuel tank's igniting isn't common but isn't unheard of - and still happens.</p><p><a href="http://www.ntsb.gov/pressrel/2006/060712a.htm" target="_self"><strong>Transmile Airlines B-727 airplane in Bangalore, India, on May 4, 2006</strong></a></p>

[bertino]

<p>Navy locking onto commercial airliners for fun. where do these nutjobs come from?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="272" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ZakkVanDime/message%20boards/TinFoilHat_puton.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bertino on 7-17-06 @ 2:19 PM</span>

[LuckyStrike_]

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; it was Anthony's zepplin on the way to FH Rileys<br />

[Dirtybird12]

<p><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=rZb2VlDyYvk&search=ufo%20over%20new%20york%20city">http://youtube.com/watch?v=rZb2VlDyYvk&amp;search=ufo%20over%20new%20york %20city</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ufo over nyc -</p>

[LordJezo]

<p>NO! IT'S NOT A UFO</p><p> </p><p><a target="_self" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwPlKZXerI&feature=Discussed&page=1&t=t&f=b">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwPlKZXerI&amp;feature=Discussed&amp;page=1&amp;t=t&amp;f =b</a></p><p> </p><p>gosh.</p><p> </p><p> </p>



<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by LordJezo on 7-17-06 @ 2:29 PM</span>

[MasterSoySauce]

i just watched it, pretty freaky

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>LordJezo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>NO! IT'S NOT A UFO</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwPlKZXerI&feature=Discussed&page=1&t=t&f=b" target="_self">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwPlKZXerI&amp;feature=Discussed&amp;page=1&amp;t=t&amp;f =b</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>gosh.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>perry, be quiet, watch that i just posted video.&nbsp; call back up and let them know.&nbsp;</p><p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by LordJezo on 7-17-06 @ 2:28 PM</span> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Lord Jizims link and video is a fake - shocker</p>

[bertino]

my only problem is why do UFOs have to be lit up like cop cars with sirens on? If they have all this technology why not be cloaked or stealthy instead of lighting your ship up like a christmas tree?

[suggums]

bwahahahaa sanyo blimp<br />

[MobCounty]

Shinannigans!!

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />bwahahahaa sanyo blimp<br /><p>they are using sanyo as a cover up </p>

[thebarge]

So when did they see this alleged UFO??<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

i remember this show used the mars volta song inertiatic esp for their song but i dont think so anymore.

[LordJezo]

Wow, talk about a spoiler for 4400...<br />

[Falconsguy]

Johnny Cash is plain awesome.<br />

[barjockey]

you were talking about Belushi dead at 33 so was chris farley

[margin]

i'm not a fan of the old johnny cash, it sounds like his dentures are falling out while he sings.

[PapaBear]

<strong>thebarge</strong> wrote:<br />So when did they see this alleged UFO??<br /><p>I prefer to call them Foo Fighters.</p>

[PapaBear]

Holy shit! I just finished listening to today's show. That Cash song sounded like he was crying while singing parts of it. That was heart breaking. Good choice, Earl.

[tele7]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>thebarge</strong> wrote:<br />So when did they see this alleged UFO??<br /><p>I prefer to call them Foo Fighters.</p><p><img src="http://www.infa.com.br/textos/foo_fighters/02.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Hottub]

&quot;Running With the Devil&quot; - Van Halen.

[mikeyboy]

Old school AFRO segment on O&amp;A best of right now.

[Earlshog]

<p>Billy Idol</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hot in the City</p>

[chili]

Jungle Boogie! nice<br />

[TJONA]

Get Down! Get Down! Jungle Boogie.&nbsp; Great pick blackie

[Flea_Man]

Nice song choice, Earl.

[barjockey]

thought it would be &quot;Summer&quot; by WAR

[barjockey]

great song though Jungle Boogie

[TJONA]

Great AFRO too.&nbsp; Best Super Group in History!

[yyOhMing]

Ooooooo, comedy pyramid, comedy pyramid

[barjockey]

<img height="177" src="http://static.flickr.com/30/43746555_00985a9c54_m.jpg" width="240" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp; Why bother?

[ChimneyFish]

<strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Obese women are more likely to have a drumstick under each breast.</font></em></strong>

[TJONA]

This just in, Fat women eat more than the average woman.

[mikeyboy]

<p>Are the phones holding out?</p>

[yyOhMing]

The pie in the pie hole line made me tear up a little, well done caller

[Flea_Man]

Finally the phones are working.

[barjockey]

i miss the phone blowing up song

[yyOhMing]

Ok, the &quot;have to make 2 trips to haul ass&quot; line made me really laugh.

[chili]

obese women are more likely to be black, that killed me<br />

[rangerNY]

<p>OK, so its not the best pyramid ever, but its still great to hear one live again!</p><p><br />The pie hole call was the best so far.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[chili]

Obese women are more likely to sing about man-related weather.<br />

[barjockey]

<p>Obese woman are more likely to be fans of Fez</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="240" src="http://static.flickr.com/52/139065237_b7bf3e33cc_m.jpg" width="133" border="0" /></p>

[cupcakelove]

Obese women are more likely to have a fake heart attack.<br />

[Earlshog]

Obese woman are more likely to hear I loved you in Cheers and in Look whose talking...

[yyOhMing]

Not even close to the first one

[chili]

That song gave me the douchechills. Not Perrynoids fault, it's just a parody of a song thats been played to death, and pales in comparison to the old song.<br />

[barjockey]

<img height="240" src="http://static.flickr.com/52/139065237_b7bf3e33cc_m.jpg" width="133" border="0" />&nbsp;Obese woman are more likely to be mistaken as comedy pyramids

[mikeyboy]

<strong>yyOhMing</strong> wrote:<br />Not even close to the first one <p>It's the first successful one on XM.</p>

[Earlshog]

<img height="494" src="http://www.rhythmsoftheglobe.com/gr/images/bpd/pyramid.jpg" width="494" border="0" />

[yyOhMing]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>yyOhMing</strong> wrote:<br />Not even close to the first one <p>It's the first successful one on XM.</p><p>I was talking bout the &quot;Phones are broken&quot; songs.&nbsp; The pyramid made me very happy, no worries there.</p>

[barjockey]

<img height="240" src="http://static.flickr.com/15/21242143_0327236d66_m.jpg" width="180" border="0" />maybe she stops banging them so a mans gotta do...........

[chili]

I'm saying this not just as an architect, but as a man, Peter Cook is my new hero.<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

i can think of one guy that wouldnt have sex with her.....just asking.

[Earlshog]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />i can think of one guy that wouldnt have sex with her.....just asking. <p>hmmmm.... Earl?</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

anybody have a pic of this girl?

[yyOhMing]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />anybody have a pic of this girl? <p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/">http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/</a></p><p>Then hit the Brinkly video.&nbsp; The chicks pic is in there a couple times, but from those shots, Brinkly is still hotter than this chick.</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>She's on the front page of the post.</p><p>And her coming off as a naive little girl is bullshit.</p><p>Look at where she's from.&nbsp; Look at her all made up in the paper today.&nbsp; She calls herself an &quot;aspiring singer&quot;.&nbsp; She was getting paid $50 and hour and he gave her a car.&nbsp; She's already lawyerd up with a powerhouse attorney.&nbsp; She saved all the emails.&nbsp; </p><p>Publicity and money.&nbsp; She'll get it.</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

i say shes hotter that cristy

[Earlshog]

<img alt="" src="http://www.starmagazine.com/images/star/208888/54615.jpg" border="0" />

[barjockey]

<img height="330" src="http://www.nypost.com/img/front071806.gif" width="251" border="0" />

[MasterSoySauce]

am i crazy or does she have a selena thing going on?

[yyOhMing]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />i say shes hotter that cristy <p>The Post picture makes her look ok, but I still think Christy has her beat, and friggin Christy is 50.&nbsp; This new chick isn't close to be worth rolling the dice on a sexual harassment suit</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>she reminds me of</p><p><img border="0" src="http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/72/85/89m.jpg" alt="The image "http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/72/85/89m.jpg" cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." /></p><p>&nbsp;<font size="-1" face="arial,sans-serif"><strong>Maxine</strong> <strong>Bahns from She's the One<br />
</strong></font></p>

[chili]

Attaboy, Pete<br />

[barjockey]

<img height="330" src="http://www.nypost.com/img/front071806.gif" width="251" border="0" />&nbsp;is that tatoo a gang thing? Peter Cook gonna get a drive by

[ChimneyFish]

<strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">She reminds me of my ex's best friend. A little lighter, though.</font></em></strong>

[chili]

<p>I saw .38 Special and Skynyrd live. Awesome.</p><p>Did this dumbfuck caller just call Peter Cook an infidel? Yeah he declared a jihad on 19 year old poon.&nbsp;</p>

[TJONA]

HAHAHA &quot;GET OUT PIG!&quot;&nbsp; Ron is the fucking man!

[MasterSoySauce]

didnt this guy sing that song, &quot;just another saturday night&quot; ?

[MasterSoySauce]

<p>in the 90's i would say pam anderson </p>

[barjockey]

sounds like spice girls<img height="240" src="http://static.flickr.com/3/4547402_db3176a39a_m.jpg" width="193" border="0" />

[chili]

Not the fuckin Big Brother guy again. He's the Ambien of callers.<br />

[sailor]

<font size="4"><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><font size="3">i must say that even though the phones held up for this comedy pyramid, they were not happy.&nbsp; the connection sounded like a bad internet audio stream.&nbsp; once everyone dropped after the top of the pyramid, the connection returned to normal.</font><font size="3"><br /></font></font></font>

[Keotok]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>madrigalq</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="4"><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><font size="3">i
must say that even though the phones held up for this comedy pyramid,
they were not happy. the connection sounded like a bad internet audio
stream. once everyone dropped after the top of the pyramid, the
connection returned to normal.</font><font size="3"><br /></font></font></font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Baby Steps....&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[barjockey]

<img height="477" src="http://www.leninimports.com/bo_derek_gallery_main.jpg" width="385" border="0" />

[bertino]

<p>Ron: &quot;I love fucking George Costanza&quot;</p><p>haha that just didnt sound right.</p>

[chili]

That was <em>Becker</em>'s one fan.<br />

[barjockey]

<img height="75" src="http://static.flickr.com/45/128475273_c58ac2e25f_t.jpg" width="100" border="0" />

[Jennitalia]

<p>Not a sitcom, but I love Nellie Olsen from Little House</p>

[barjockey]

<p><img height="140" src="http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/53/13/58m.jpg" width="100" border="0" />arrested developement</p>

[Syl]

<img title="Vickie the robot" height="600" alt="Vickie the robot" src="http://members.surfbest.net/smallwonder@surfbest.net/Photos/Promo1.jpg" width="800" border="0" />

[bertino]

<img height="277" src="http://www.serieslive.com/img/series/casting/alf.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

[AKA]

<p>Total shoot - John Amos!</p><p><img height="224" src="http://www.moviestore.com/library/photos/255/255004.jpg" width="280" border="0" /></p>

[allbutdead]

yeah all this time everyones been wondering about fez, and
apparently&nbsp; rons been working his magic on castanza the wholel
time&nbsp; and noone noticed<br />

[barjockey]

<img height="211" src="http://www.timvp.com/gomer2.jpg" width="247" border="0" />&nbsp;fez you forgot me. Golly

[MasterSoySauce]

somone ought break laura's neck and see how fast he signs this into law.

[AKA]

<p>Bush has challenged more than 750 new laws (a record for any president), while becoming the first president since Thomas Jefferson to stay so long in office without issuing a veto.</p>

[allbutdead]

the only defense these crazy christians have is that its destroying
embyos, when the bill is only to use the one that are going to be
thrown away anyway. Everytime you have sex millions of sperms go to
waste, are you suppose to collect all those and try to use them too?<br />

[bertino]

<strong>allbutdead</strong> wrote:<br />the only defense these crazy christians have is that its destroying embyos, when the bill is only to use the one that are going to be thrown away anyway. Everytime you have sex millions of sperms go to waste, are you suppose to collect all those and try to use them too?<br /><p>well if you get a girlfriend that swallows they dont really go to waste</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

they have adult stem cells, not only are they not funded the government put a ban on stemcells making it impossible to cultivate new fetal stem cells. Natgeo did a huge thing on it.

[barjockey]

anyone got a stem cell I'm starvin'

[MasterSoySauce]

just ran out.

[bertino]

<strong>barjockey</strong> wrote:<br />anyone got a stem cell I'm starvin' <p>hah that made me think of the southpark where christopher reeve ate fetuses</p>

[barjockey]

that was funny

[barjockey]

did he just say &quot;dewy balls&quot;? Yuck

[barjockey]

<img height="130" src="http://mud.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/2419190610" width="90" border="0" />king james

[Jennitalia]

Super Retards!

[wlogue8]

<p>Retard supermans alter ego is retard eddie</p>

[TJONA]

&equiv;&nbsp; Super Waterhead

[MasterSoySauce]

how does he not have an air conditioner.

[TJONA]

He must have a thing for Mr. Ford

[MasterSoySauce]

i love lost boys.....the movie

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />how does he not have an air conditioner. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>He's Dave, 'nuff said.&nbsp;</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

the one chick is so hot, she won the challenge last night ion the red team i think her name is virginia im not sure, very hot.

[TJONA]

No food Network?&nbsp; THis guy is loosing his mind

[TJONA]

See you all tomorrow.&nbsp; Great show boys.

[chili]

<p>Good show. </p><p>CYA&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<p>They might not fit the boys' definition of a &quot;sitcom&quot; but the two greatest characters in TV comedy history are undoubtedly</p><p>1)&nbsp; Gomez Addams, portrayed brilliantly by John Astin</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Gomez.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2) Danny Partridge, played by that adorable little ragamuffin Danny Bonaduce</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://videodetective.com/photos/769/032321_11.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[pujolist]

<p>Comedy pyramid was great yesterday.&nbsp; Classic stuff guys.</p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">is there anywhere to download the comedy pyramid from yesterday?<br /></font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by madrigalq on 7-19-06 @ 10:13 AM</span>

[pujolist]

Check with Mikeyboy.&nbsp; If there's a way to find it, he'll know.

[barjockey]

<img height="361" src="http://www.nypost.com/photos/news071906009.jpg" width="300" border="0" />peter cook's my hero. maybe earl will play &quot;lyin eyes&quot; by the Eagles

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>They might not fit the boys' definition of a &quot;sitcom&quot; but the two greatest characters in TV comedy history are undoubtedly</p><p>1)&nbsp; Gomez Addams, portrayed brilliantly by John Astin</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Gomez.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2) Danny Partridge, played by that adorable little ragamuffin Danny Bonaduce</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://videodetective.com/photos/769/032321_11.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Too funny man. I never get tired of GVACS posts.&nbsp; Simply the best!</p><p>but herman munster is better <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>madrigalq</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">is there anywhere to download the comedy pyramid from yesterday?<br /></font><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by madrigalq on 7-19-06 @ 10:13 AM</span> <p>I'll have it up in the file library later this week.</p>

[bear_s75]

Hiya Buddays

[angelinad128]

Hello, Good Afternoon

[bear_s75]

not what i was expecting for the opening song today

[Celia]

Happy Wednesday!

[Furtherman]

Earl giving Jimmy some props!!&nbsp; Nice!

[bear_s75]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br />Earl giving Jimmy some props!!&nbsp; Nice! <p>didn't hear o and a, forgot it was lil jimmy's b-day,</p><p>shame on me!</p>

[barjockey]

<p>guess its for mr. norton's b'day<img height="240" src="http://static.flickr.com/3/4157165_1ff9df7110_m.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p>

[Furtherman]

<p>OH NO!&nbsp; Fez is trapped in the box of death??</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh... trapped on retard island.&nbsp; Someone send a rescue party.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Furtherman on 7-19-06 @ 12:08 PM</span>

[TJONA]

I wonder why he didnt stay at Fez's House.

[MasterSoySauce]

wow i wonder if fez will make it in at all today.

[barjockey]

<strong>TJONA</strong> wrote:<br />I wonder why he didnt stay at Fez's House. <p>Fez came and pushed him out of the tent<img height="157" src="http://static.flickr.com/28/101748343_29ccd59c71_m.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>Jimmy Mack was refreshing.&nbsp; Nice pull. </p><p>Oh man - Fez must be a wreck.&nbsp; Hang in there buddy</p>

[TJONA]

I can't wait to hear Fez bitch about the train ride.

[barjockey]

Hiya Fezzie<img height="161" src="http://static.flickr.com/51/134371832_c01459178d_m.jpg" width="240" border="0" />&lt;&lt;&lt;Bol Weevil from alabama

[angelinad128]

Thats sucks for ESD he lost power. I'm a few blocks away from him but thank god no power loss, just the power would get low (if that makes sense) kinda like a surge.

[barjockey]

<img height="213" src="http://static.flickr.com/48/152256053_40dac14083_m.jpg" width="240" border="0" />

[Sheeplovr]

Weevil9034 used to be my Aim Screen Name<br />

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />Weevil9034 used to be my Aim Screen Name<br /><p>wow we actually had cyber one night I think.&nbsp; u tricky bastard!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 7-19-06 @ 12:24 PM</span>

[TJONA]

<p>I love the &quot;POP&quot; of a fresh snapple</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>TJONA</strong> wrote:<br />I wonder why he didnt stay at Fez's House. <p>He chose the lesser of two weevils.</p>

[Diggler]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TJONA</strong> wrote:<br />I wonder why he didnt stay at Fez's House. <p>He chose the lesser of two weevils.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(gunshot)</p><p>(thud)&nbsp;</p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">this sounds just like the aftermath of fez's heart attack.&nbsp; i'm worried.<br /></font>

[x23x]

oh, jesus.&nbsp; fezzie tears.<br />

[MobCounty]

group hug for Fezzie

[Terragen]

<p>WE LOVE YOU FEZ!</p><p>Dont worry be happy</p><p>I have similar issue as Fez, very similar.... I control it by eating babies.</p>

[Dirtybird12]

R&amp;F doing a live&nbsp; MIDNIGHT show on the last Friday of every month would be killer!

[MobCounty]

haha.. Candy ass!

[QueensideDave]

Wow, I dont get worked up nearly as bad as Fez does but I have the same thing. I am chronically early for everything because if I think Im running late I start freaking out a little bit. Even things wheere I just plan to be a certain place at a certain time but I dont have a schedule.

Im with ya fezzy

[KennethC]

I'm done with Fez.

[MobCounty]

Captain Fez!

[MobCounty]

.. slow post day.. I'm not posting to another replay am I?

[sailor]

<font size="2">fez should try getting kicked in the nuts.&nbsp; hurts worse than being late.</font><br />

[MasterSoySauce]

todays o and a was alright with kevin and jason but they blow anymore.

[QueensideDave]

I think its funny that Ron talks about waking up at 11:59 but he knows exactly what happened on O&A every day.

Ron's got to be the kind of person that knows everything that is going on around him.

[Terragen]

<p>I get so sick of Earl and his little mumbling apologies. GROW A SET! Stop &quot;owning up&quot; to whatever the days mistake is. you are NOT owning up to SHIT cuz you dont even ever know what you did wrong! Sorry Earl, you are a good guy but you sound like a PUSSY on air...</p>

[LuckyStrike_]

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Dave has no A/C and no hot water? Who wants hot water when your apartment is 110F? <br />

[QueensideDave]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>LuckyStrike_</strong> wrote:<br> Dave has no A/C and no hot water? Who wants hot water when your apartment is 110F? <br /><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Astoria had power outages last night

[LuckyStrike_]

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /></p><strong>QueensideDave</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>LuckyStrike_</strong> wrote:<br /> Dave has no A/C and no hot water? Who wants hot water when your apartment is 110F? <br /><p>&nbsp;</p>

Astoria had power outages last night<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>take a cold shower&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Terragen]

Fez needs to do some yoga. Yoga is the answer to all the world's problems. That and bullets. Lots of bullets.

[barjockey]

<img height="79" src="http://static.flickr.com/10/15539205_b01899286e_m.jpg" width="240" border="0" />

[QueensideDave]

ahhh I love when Ron makes fez relaxed

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p><strong><font size="5" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">EVERYONES GOING TO DIE!!!!</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[TJONA]

HAHAHA I thought he was going to say the rain was Cum!&nbsp; haha

[barjockey]

<img height="180" src="http://static.flickr.com/53/183073820_6de2dca3a3_m.jpg" width="240" border="0" />

[Terragen]

I thought the salty rain was gonna be Lil Jimmy peeing on Fez for his birthday. Woulda brought it all back around. I totally woulda jacked it to that! Now Dave is talking and there goes my boner.

[TJONA]

What the fuck is rug hooking?&nbsp; Selling sex and rugs?

[Brad_Rush]

Selling Sex TO Rugs.

[TJONA]

<strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br />Selling Sex TO Rugs. <p>Or selling sex for rugs</p>

[Terragen]

Personally I only go for Oriental rugs, its just a personal preference. They say the Oriental rugs are woven sideways!

[barjockey]

<img height="361" src="http://www.nypost.com/photos/news071906009.jpg" width="300" border="0" />he's my hero

[angelinad128]

<strong>barjockey</strong> wrote:<br /><img height="361" src="http://www.nypost.com/photos/news071906009.jpg" width="300" border="0" />he's my hero <p>Wow look at that sun damage to her face. She looks way older that 29</p>

[bertino]

we have more people in lebanon than other countries is maybe why its taking so long??? 25,000 people is a lot.

[bertino]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>barjockey</strong> wrote:<br /><img height="361" src="http://www.nypost.com/photos/news071906009.jpg" width="300" border="0" />he's my hero <p>Wow look at that sun damage to her face. She looks way older that 29</p><p>Hate to say it but I notice tons of young chicks even 18 and 19 have bad sun damage to their face already :'(</p>

[LuckyStrike_]

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Many are US Citizens of Lebanese decent living in Lebanon.&nbsp;</p>

[LuckyStrike_]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>barjockey</strong> wrote:<br /><img width="300" height="361" border="0" src="http://www.nypost.com/photos/news071906009.jpg" />he's my hero<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>NY/NJ girls love to destroy their skin. Stay outa the sun!! Many look 'orange'.&nbsp;</p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">and that orange skin with silver lips look.&nbsp; ugh.<br /></font>

[aceofspades7]

i hate to disagree with ronny - trash it<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

did they say #1 yet?

[sailor]

velvet underground?<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

omg, there is a guitar solo in smells like teen spirit (one of my favorites) only their biggest song and one of the biggest songs of the 90s, and even all time, wtf.

[Terragen]

<p>Pearl Jam sucks shit, Dave, stop putting Eddie Veder in the discussion as if he had ANY fucking talent! </p><p>Yes modern gruops want to sound like Pearl Jam, thats why they all SUCK DICK! </p>

[chili]

I think the Beastie Boys' Paul's Boutique should be considered. It was revolutionary from a standpoint of multilayered samples provided by the Dust Brothers. Not exactly from a vocal standpoint, but many rap artists have credited it for changing the way samples were used.<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

i like forrest gumps's soundtrack.

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Terragen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Pearl Jam sucks shit, Dave, stop putting Eddie Veder in the discussion as if he had ANY fucking talent! </p><p>Yes modern gruops want to sound like Pearl Jam, thats why they all SUCK DICK! </p><p>ban him. no personal attacks</p>

[WhistlePig]

Yarf. Dave Matthews. I don't know what anyone sees in this band.

[angelinad128]

<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />Yarf. Dave Matthews. I don't know what anyone sees in this band. <p>I agree with you 100%. </p>

[rooter]

Homestar Runner?&nbsp; WTF?<br />

[sailor]

<font size="2">yarf?</font>

[angelinad128]

<strong>madrigalq</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">yarf?</font> <p>Yuck &amp; Barf LOL (at least that's what I think)</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />Yarf. Dave Matthews. I don't know what anyone sees in this band. <p>I agree with you 100%. </p><p>well, I play the trangle and i understand better than you how music is created and i can appreciate his creativity and thats why i like them. </p>

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>madrigalq</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">yarf?</font> <p>Yuck &amp; Barf LOL (at least that's what I think)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you learn something new everyday.&nbsp; live and learn, that's what i always say.&nbsp; or was that just a bumper sticker i once saw?&nbsp;</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

im gonna go &quot;breakdown&quot; tom petty.

[Furtherman]

Today's song will be &quot;What Is Hip?&quot; by the Tower of Power.

[Sheeplovr]

I hope it's something by T Rex<br />

[mikeyboy]

The Kinks - Village Green Preservation Society.

[TJONA]

THis song isnt bad.&nbsp; How was the Blue Room?

[barjockey]

hey buddies. I miss 16 minute late Fez!

[TJONA]

<strong>barjockey</strong> wrote:<br />hey buddies. I miss 16 minute late Fez! <p>Me too.&nbsp; He was the greatest.</p>

[Furtherman]

Drinking that pitcher of beer <em>through a straw</em> might have had something to do with Bx Johnny's behavior.

[cupcakelove]

Every hookah bar I've been to serves food, and people can play chess, backgammon, or dominoes.<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

this caller is a douche.