Toyota thinks my hips and ass are greeaaatttt [Archive]

Skellington

07-17-2006, 11:25 AM

I'm sharing.  Saturday, i brought my car into Toyota as i normally do to be serviced (oil change, top off fluids, bleh blah blah). (fast forward) Saturday evening, i started getting odd calls on my cell phone.  The number blocked.  The guy would just say "hi" and "i need to tell you something".  Then i would hang up.  This continued through sunday.  Again, i would just hang up.  Today, being monday, i got the call again.  I answer.  The guy says "hi".  I say "hi, who is this?"  The guy says "i need to tell you something" and again i say "who is this?".  the guy then says "i need to give you a compliment" and again i say "that is fine and dandy, but again, who the hell is this?"  The guy proceeds to tell me i have a "great ass and hips.  banging hips." Then he made weird slurpee sounds.  or perhaps at that point he was drooling while jerking off or had to put the cock back in his mouth.  I'm not sure.  But it was....interesting.  So at this point, this is no longer a wrong # because the guy keeps calling back.  He also knows what i look like apparently.  I called T-mobile and asked them to trace the call.  Amazingly, this was very possible to do and lo and behold, where did it trace to?  Toyota.  Now, boys are silly creatures, as i have found, and i can find alot of humor in this.  Actually, it took someone a lot of balls to make that phone call.  But on the other hand, i'm rather disturbed as to how this person was able to locate my phone #.  because if he got it from toyota's system, it means he also has my address.  So i called Toyota's GM to....relay this story.  Everyone that works at toyota has access to their system.  Well.  Dandy.  I doubt i have anything to be worried about.  But, for now, Toyota officially thinks my lovely lady lumps are supreme.   And How. 

Tenbatsuzen

07-17-2006, 11:47 AM

I thought lady lumps meant boobs, not hips and ass. But it reminds me of a funny story - a beautiful woman brought a very, very high-tech Mustang Cobra into the dealership for service.   The tech who serviced the vehicle posted on a Mustang Enthusiast website about this "stupid whore" or somesuch who bright the car in, just totally destroying her... ...and posted a story about how he drove the vehicle EXTREMELY hard because he had the opportunity to. Well, the girl had access to the forum.  Oops.  Your story is scarier, but it just reminds me about the issues people have with car techs.

Furtherman

07-17-2006, 11:54 AM

wbskellington2 wrote: Actually, it took someone a lot of balls to make that phone call.  To make a prank phone call, on a company phone, and not be smart enough to realize how easy it could get back to them?  That's not a lot balls, that's a lack of brains.

suggums

07-17-2006, 12:24 PM

that's pretty creepy, especially given toyotas lack of care.  anyone not retarded could look at who was working the day/time you dropped your car off, and at least narrow it down and make some attempt to do something about a repeatedly sexually harassed customer.  if youre feeling particularly vicious, hey mikeyboy does she have any grounds for legal action? maybe workout a nice little payoff from the higher-ups at toyota.  but you are hot, skellington

EliSnow

07-17-2006, 12:29 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: I thought lady lumps meant boobs, not hips and ass.In the songs "Humps" they use lady lumps for both boobs and ass:What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out) I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ices. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and NaDonna Karan, they be sharin' All their money got me wearin' fly Brother I ain't askin, They say they love my ass ‘n, Seven Jeans, True Religion's, I say no, but they keep givin' So I keep on takin' And no I ain't taken We can keep on datin' I keep on demonstrating. My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love) You love my lady lumps (love), My hump, my hump, my hump (love), My humps they got you, She's got me spending. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'm a make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what). My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out) I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Let's spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. They say I'm really sexy, The boys they wanna sex me. They always standing next to me, Always dancing next to me, Tryin' a feel my hump, hump. Lookin' at my lump, lump. You can look but you can't touch it, If you touch it I'ma start some drama, You don't want no drama, No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don't pull on my hand boy, You ain't my man, boy, I'm just tryn'a dance boy, And move my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) In the back and in the front (lumps) My lovin' got you, She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'ma make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off this hump. What you gon' do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt? I'ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work. (A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4] She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

JPMNICK

07-17-2006, 12:31 PM

white guy or black guy?

JustJon

07-17-2006, 12:45 PM

At least he had good taste, if not tact or common sense.

bobrobot

07-17-2006, 01:24 PM

We're tracing the call and... OMG, SKELLINGTON, HE'S CALLING FROM the back seat of YER CAR!!!<img height="234" src="http://www.wwnorton.com/cover/032358.jpg" width="164" border="0" />

narc

07-17-2006, 01:31 PM

She'd definitely have grounds for a legal action in MD. I'm not positive about VA, but probably there as well. And the Commonwealth's Attorneys love to throw people in pound me in the ass prison. 
I guess its nice to feel loved, though.

Gvac

07-17-2006, 02:03 PM

You'd be foolish not to use this to your advantage, Skellington.  The mere threat of a lawsuit should cause the dealership (and Toyota Motor Corp.) to bend over backwards for you.  It's incredible that something like this still happens, especially since the CEO of Toyota North America was hit with a <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2006/05/02/toyota-otaka-harassment-cx_hc_0502autofacescan07.html" target="_self">$190 million lawsuit</a> just two months ago.

Don Stugots

07-17-2006, 02:11 PM

that was you on the phone??  sorry, my bad.

JimmyDuvet

07-17-2006, 02:25 PM

You need to put the BRAKES on these guys.

Sheeplovr

07-17-2006, 03:02 PM

I thought lady lumps were cancer

spoon

07-17-2006, 03:19 PM

Oh shit, skelly has ??  So sorry.  Perhaps the Toyota employee was just looking out for you?

stavers

07-17-2006, 03:31 PM

what toyota dealer was creepy guy calling from anyway?

Bulldogcakes

07-17-2006, 03:32 PM

I'll give ya a lube job! Ohhh!

Death Metal Moe

07-17-2006, 03:40 PM

This thread is worthless without pics....wait, wrong messageboard.

FUNKMAN

07-17-2006, 03:53 PM

<img height="261" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4XVIrxEjhkBSvyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11u6pr5an/EXP=1153266773/**http%3a//www.grabow.biz/images/PatOBrien.jpg" width="241" border="0" />" you're so fuckin hot, want to buy a new camry ?"

FezPaul

07-17-2006, 05:34 PM

I thought this was gonna be about car seats.

bobrobot

07-17-2006, 06:20 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: This thread is worthless without pics.... <img height="290" src="http://www.katysnest.com/featured/joji/image13.jpg" width="489" border="0" />NICE rear end!!!

Death Metal Moe

07-17-2006, 06:24 PM

tele7

07-17-2006, 06:29 PM

Gvac wrote: You'd be foolish not to use this to your advantage, Skellington.  The mere threat of a lawsuit should cause the dealership (and Toyota Motor Corp.) to bend over backwards for you.  It's incredible that something like this still happens, especially since the CEO of Toyota North America was hit with a <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2006/05/02/toyota-otaka-harassment-cx_hc_0502autofacescan07.html" target="_self">$190 million lawsuit</a> just two months ago. That means this thread can be used as evidence.  Prank thread! Prank thread! I don't know you!

Death Metal Moe

07-17-2006, 06:33 PM

We've seen enough lawsuits involved with this place.  Please, knock the bullshit off.  I don't even want to hear jokes about it.

FUNKMAN

07-17-2006, 06:35 PM

chevy dealler just called and said i had nice man teets...

spoon

07-17-2006, 11:13 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: We've seen enough lawsuits involved with this place.  Please, knock the bullshit off.  I don't even want to hear jokes about it. Jesus Christ Moe shut the fuck up!  You're such a douche at times and I really try not to hate you but it just comes so naturally.  Since you don't want to hear jokes about it doesn't mean the rest of us can't handle it.  Get a fucking life.  You make so much out of nothing just to sound important.  You're like a fucking annoying girlfriend with all the drama constantly.

PapaBear

07-17-2006, 11:38 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: chevy dealler just called and said i had nice man teets... Kia dealer just called and said Skellington has nice teets (Jugs)... IN HER HAND!<img height="383" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/skellingtonandjugs.jpg" width="329" border="0" />Sorry Skellington.

narc

07-17-2006, 11:49 PM

Whose boob is that she's grabbing?

PapaBear

07-17-2006, 11:50 PM

narc wrote: Whose boob is that she's grabbing? Funkman's.

narc

07-18-2006, 02:47 AM

I don't believe you. Funkman looks like this: 
<img src="http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/chrisshort/DaddyO.jpg"

Yerdaddy

07-18-2006, 04:33 AM

Toyota thinks my hips and ass are greeaaatttt <img height="240" src="http://www.miltontrainworks.com/MTW/services/KCC/images/TT_tony_pointing_t.jpg" width="159" border="0" />"And so do I! Now which one of these do you want me to put in them?"And I always thought your hips and ass were extraordinary. I'm just telling you on an internet message board under a fictitious name because crank calling you would be psycho!

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 04:52 AM

spoon wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: We've seen enough lawsuits involved with this place.  Please, knock the bullshit off.  I don't even want to hear jokes about it. Jesus Christ Moe shut the fuck up!  You're such a douche at times and I really try not to hate you but it just comes so naturally.  Since you don't want to hear jokes about it doesn't mean the rest of us can't handle it.  Get a fucking life.  You make so much out of nothing just to sound important.  You're like a fucking annoying girlfriend with all the drama constantly.  AM I?

terry1979

07-18-2006, 05:13 AM

Seriously Moe, I am curious how lawsuits and RF.net have affected you so much that you can't even bear the reference to them?  Have you been sued because of this site or something like that?  Christ, my dad just went through 6 months of chemo and he can still chuckle at a good cancer joke.  Stop taking yourself so seriously, no one on the board reads your posts and and actually listens to your scoldings....you are not that important, this site would survive without your moral repremands.  Just as it would without any of us.....even Mikeyboy.

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 05:19 AM

Keep wondering.

bobrobot

07-18-2006, 05:54 AM

even Mikeyboy. Mikeyboy is the mortar between our bricks...<img height="333" src="http://www.backdrops.net/images/05%20Brick%20Wall%206%20x%2010'.JPG" width="509" border="0" />ewww...

terry1979

07-18-2006, 06:22 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Keep wondering. it'll keep me up at nights....

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 06:27 AM

We can only hope.

Skellington

07-18-2006, 06:43 AM

PapaBear wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: chevy dealler just called and said i had nice man teets... Kia dealer just called and said Skellington has nice teets (Jugs)... IN HER HAND!<img height="383" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/skellingtonandjugs.jpg" width="329" border="0" />Sorry Skellington.Hee hee.  That there be Jugs's jugs.  She has the best breasticals in NoVA. She belly dances now....

Skellington

07-18-2006, 07:02 AM

Gvac wrote: You'd be foolish not to use this to your advantage, Skellington.  The mere threat of a lawsuit should cause the dealership (and Toyota Motor Corp.) to bend over backwards for you.  It's incredible that something like this still happens, especially since the CEO of Toyota North America was hit with a <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2006/05/02/toyota-otaka-harassment-cx_hc_0502autofacescan07.html" target="_self">$190 million lawsuit</a> just two months ago. The phonecall was made from inside toyota, but with no one to pinpoint, they cannot be sure if it was an employee or a customer who perhaps knew me who perhaps went there to block the number and call me......  you have to have proof beyond doubt that it was someone that actually works there....and that cannot be proven due to the above.  BUT since the GM is nice guy, he is working with me on a few things.  Lawsuits aren't easy guys.  Esp. if you are in grad school, live in NoVA, and are trying to save a nest egg to move in a few months.  I"ve done one lawsuit in my life and that was only because there was a rock in my food and i chipped a tooth.  even settling out of court, the company compensated to fix my tooth, pay my lawyer, and i had a little left over to cover a few community college classes.  It's a long process, a giant headache, and no guarentee of a payoff.  Personally, as i explained to the GM, i am just most worried about my safety.  If the guy got my phone # from there, he has my address as well, and THAT bothers me.  But i'll just need to be more aware of my surroundings for the time being, and otherwise, the guy has nothing on what has been said in public by random people to me.  He's probably just getting his jolly's calling and being a little perv.  Good for him.  If it continues, i have all the calls logged in my phone and copied the date and times down.  Someone eventually will get caught if they continue to be stupid.  But with that being said, my warrenty HAS been transferred to a different service station so i am no longer obligated to travel to this one and grace it with my curves.  *shrug*

JustJon

07-18-2006, 09:40 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: We've seen enough lawsuits involved with this place.   Ummm.  1.  I signed the affidavit.  And you weren't even part of it.

Snoogans

07-18-2006, 09:47 AM

oh, no JustJon, dont you know, Moe is a part of everything. Apparently, the earth cant even rotate without asking Moe's permission

terry1979

07-18-2006, 09:47 AM

JustJon wrote:  Death Metal Moe wrote: We've seen enough lawsuits involved with this place.   Ummm.  1.  I signed the affidavit.  And you weren't even part of it. yes, but apparently he gets very emotional when it gets brought up....he doesn't even like to discuss it, it upsets him....shhhhh, he might hear us.

terry1979

07-18-2006, 09:47 AM

JustJon wrote:  Death Metal Moe wrote: We've seen enough lawsuits involved with this place.   Ummm.  1.  I signed the affidavit.  And you weren't even part of it. yes, but apparently he gets very emotional when it gets brought up....he doesn't even like to discuss it, it upsets him....shhhhh, he might hear us.

SatCam

07-18-2006, 10:48 AM

JustJon wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: We've seen enough lawsuits involved with this place. Ummm. 1. I signed the affidavit. And you weren't even part of it. 

Moe was the judge

FUNKMAN

07-18-2006, 10:56 AM

uhoh, dodge truck dealer just called and said i had a purdy mouth...

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 10:58 AM

JustJon wrote:  Death Metal Moe wrote: We've seen enough lawsuits involved with this place.   Ummm.  1.  I signed the affidavit.  And you weren't even part of it. Of course I wasn't personally involved.  I meant the fall out, arguments and posters I like leaving were things that effected me during that time.Does anyone have reading comprehension anymore?

suggums

07-18-2006, 11:01 AM

horde king forever

Snoogans

07-18-2006, 11:01 AM

we understand what you said. the point was no one cares. 30 people arent gonna stop talkin about something cause you cant take it. there is no law requiring you to read this thread, so just stop the stupid shit. It's really getting fuckin sad now

Tenbatsuzen

07-18-2006, 11:18 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: JustJon wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: We've seen enough lawsuits involved with this place. Ummm. 1. I signed the affidavit. And you weren't even part of it. Of course I wasn't personally involved. I meant the fall out, arguments and posters I like leaving were things that effected me during that time.Does anyone have reading comprehension anymore?   Are they dead?  You can still talk to them, Moe.

Tenbatsuzen

07-18-2006, 11:26 AM

And one more thing, Moe... The lawsuit which you are talking about is a COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY DIFFERENT SITUATION than what is going on here. Skellington posted this, knowing full well that she was going to get tooled on a little.  It's a part of this place.  Members know that when they post here, they are putting it out there to hundreds and thousands of people.  If you don't want it out there, then don't share.  Don't be all high and mighty about hurting people's feelings and joking about "serious" shit and then turn around and incite certain people.  It makes you look like a hypocrite.

Skellington

07-18-2006, 11:39 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: This thread is worthless without pics....wait, wrong messageboard.<img title="hooray" height="240" alt="hooray" src="http://photos.imageevent.com/kriegweasel/fotos/small/eep.jpg" width="320" border="0" />My rack isn't bad.  I'll share.

JPMNICK

07-18-2006, 11:46 AM

wow very nice

Tenbatsuzen

07-18-2006, 11:50 AM

wbskellington2 wrote: <img width="320" height="240" border="0" src="http://photos.imageevent.com/kriegweasel/fotos/small/eep.jpg" alt="hooray" title="hooray" />My rack isn't bad. I'll share.   <img width="170" height="51" border="0" src="http://www.toyota.com.au/toyota/main/images/logo_toyota.gif" />

Hottub

07-18-2006, 11:54 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  wbskellington2 wrote: <img title="hooray" height="240" alt="hooray" src="http://photos.imageevent.com/kriegweasel/fotos/small/eep.jpg" width="320" border="0" />My rack isn't bad. I'll share.   <img height="51" src="http://www.toyota.com.au/toyota/main/images/logo_toyota.gif" width="170" border="0" /> That post could be trouble. It's going deep. Back, back, to the warning track...

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 12:03 PM

Thanks for the nice pic Skellington.The rest of you can go screw.  You talk about me not taking a joke, then I make one and you fucking derrail this thread bitching at me.Go tell someone else what you think of them.  Maybe they'll care.

Tenbatsuzen

07-18-2006, 12:04 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Go tell someone else what you think of them. Maybe they'll care.   Moe, you're proving you care because you're posting about it.

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 12:10 PM

Do you expect me to stay silent everytime the newest little bitch starts up about me?

MadMatt

07-18-2006, 12:13 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: <img height="261" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4XVIrxEjhkBSvyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11u6pr5an/EXP=1153266773/**http%3a//www.grabow.biz/images/PatOBrien.jpg" width="241" border="0" />" you're so fuckin hot, want to buy a new camry ?"...Door?<img height="201" src="http://improvupcoming.com/images/vos_md.jpg" width="150" border="0" />

Tenbatsuzen

07-18-2006, 12:17 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Do you expect me to stay silent everytime the newest little bitch starts up about me?   It was Spoon, first, and secondly, he was right.  You WERE acting like a high and mighty douche.  You are the quickest to act all sanctimonious, and then the quickest to say you don't care.  Thus then, you're the quickest to being a hypocrite.

JPMNICK

07-18-2006, 12:18 PM

ok lets focus back on how nice skellingtons rack is.

SinA

07-18-2006, 12:21 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: ... Members know that when they post here, they are putting it out there to hundreds and thousands of people.  If you don't want it out there, then don't share...and millions and billions.(btw-we do need more pics)

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 12:30 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  Death Metal Moe wrote: Do you expect me to stay silent everytime the newest little bitch starts up about me? It was Spoon, first, and secondly, he was right.  You WERE acting like a high and mighty douche.  You are the quickest to act all sanctimonious, and then the quickest to say you don't care.  Thus then, you're the quickest to being a hypocrite.Why do you put such a high value on my posts?  Like everything I say needs to be listened to?  I ignore posts I don't agree with, why is it that my posts are the only ones anyone picks apart or feels the need to attack?I'm getting sick of all you people's bullshit.And it wasn't just Spoon this time, surprisingly.

This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 7-18-06 @ 4:31 PM

JPMNICK

07-18-2006, 12:33 PM

if you fuckers derail this thread getting more hot pics I will go postal on all of you.

Furtherman

07-18-2006, 12:43 PM

terry1979

07-18-2006, 12:49 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Do you expect me to stay silent everytime the newest little bitch starts up about me? Did balognia tits just call me a bitch?!?!?!  Relax douchebag, maybe if you didn't come off so condescending nobody would dissect shit.   Listen, I am sure when you are putting a new engine in some white trash family's house you are the smartest motherfucker there.  No one here needs to learn any lessons from you though, you are not as enlightening as you seem to think.  Just post your god damn opinion and stop telling other people how to conduct themselves, and maybe they'll stop telling you.

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 12:51 PM

terry1979 wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: Do you expect me to stay silent everytime the newest little bitch starts up about me? Did balognia tits just call me a bitch?!?!?!  Relax douchebag, maybe if you didn't come off so condescending nobody would dissect shit.   Listen, I am sure when you are putting a new engine in some white trash family's house you are the smartest motherfucker there.  No one here needs to learn any lessons from you though, you are not as enlightening as you seem to think.  Just post your god damn opinion and stop telling other people how to conduct themselves, and maybe they'll stop telling you.  I was speaking to the group, but if you like, you can take the insult personally.  Let it ruin your whole night.

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 12:52 PM

So how long before it's "Moe ruined this thread" and everyone dogpiles, then this thread gets locked?

terry1979

07-18-2006, 12:53 PM

on behalf of everyone, I just wanted to thank Moe for ruining this thread...

narc

07-18-2006, 12:53 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">wbskellington2 wrote: PapaBear wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: chevy dealler just called and said i had nice man teets... Kia dealer just called and said Skellington has nice teets (Jugs)... IN HER HAND!<img height="383" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/skellingtonandjugs.jpg" width="329" border="0" />Sorry Skellington.Hee hee. That there be Jugs's jugs. She has the best breasticals in NoVA. She belly dances now.... <hr color="cococo" align="left">

She looks like she's enjoying herself a real lot. Which is why I love that picture. You look like you're having a pretty good time yourself.

JustJon

07-18-2006, 01:21 PM

Ok, more skel's rack, hips and ass, less bitching.  You wanna bitch, hit the private message button.  You wanna bitch at me, hit the X in the upper right hand of the browser.

ShelleBink

07-18-2006, 01:25 PM

This reminds me of a time when I was semi-new at a former job and some guy called telling me he wanted to eat my pussy. Unfortunately I couldn't trace the call, but in retrospect, it was probably one of the dorks I worked with.  And considering how bad I was to them in terms of sexual harassment, that was nothing.

PapaBear

07-18-2006, 01:34 PM

Ok, more skel's rack, hips and ass, less bitchingOk... This is all I got left. Jug's huge rack and Skellington's beautiful smile.<img height="574" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/DSCN0768.jpg" width="401" border="0" />Any more pics are up to the rest of you.

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 01:36 PM

More like that, please.

Gvac

07-18-2006, 01:42 PM

Who is this Jugs woman?And why haven't I met her?

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 01:44 PM

<img height="574" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/DSCN0768.jpg" width="401" border="0" />Who is that other woman not looking at the front two, behind everyone?  I always see her in board event pics.

undressa

07-18-2006, 02:23 PM

oh my god terry you are way more sensitive then I will ever be, and that is saying alot!!!!!

spoon

07-18-2006, 02:43 PM

JustJon wrote:  Death Metal Moe wrote: We've seen enough lawsuits involved with this place.   Ummm.  1.  I signed the affidavit.  And you weren't even part of it. So then, what the fuck gives with Moe saying we?  Nice self-absorbed bullshit post oh great one!

spoon

07-18-2006, 03:11 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  wbskellington2 wrote: <img title="hooray" height="240" alt="hooray" src="http://photos.imageevent.com/kriegweasel/fotos/small/eep.jpg" width="320" border="0" />My rack isn't bad. I'll share.   <img height="51" src="http://www.toyota.com.au/toyota/main/images/logo_toyota.gif" width="170" border="0" /> Now THAT, was funny!

Snoogans

07-18-2006, 04:29 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: Do you expect me to stay silent everytime the newest little bitch starts up about me? It was Spoon, first, and secondly, he was right. You WERE acting like a high and mighty douche. You are the quickest to act all sanctimonious, and then the quickest to say you don't care. Thus then, you're the quickest to being a hypocrite.Why do you put such a high value on my posts? Like everything I say needs to be listened to? I ignore posts I don't agree with, why is it that my posts are the only ones anyone picks apart or feels the need to attack?I'm getting sick of all you people's bullshit.And it wasn't just Spoon this time, surprisingly.

This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 7-18-06 @ 4:31 PM  If you are getting so sick of it, why dont you leave. Leave, this time dont bother to make a big deal that your leaving, and dont come back.No one is attacking you, Moe. Thats what you dont get. No one is going out of their way to go yell at you. You are just that big of an ass that you keep giving people all the ammo. We dont want to fight with you, we'd rather you left, instead of going and posting how you hate everything and everything is gay everytime it comes up, then wondering why people get mad at that.Rub the bacon grease out of your eyes, and start to fuckin read. You will notice some of this shit

Snoogans

07-18-2006, 04:32 PM

Snoogans wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: Do you expect me to stay silent everytime the newest little bitch starts up about me? It was Spoon, first, and secondly, he was right. You WERE acting like a high and mighty douche. You are the quickest to act all sanctimonious, and then the quickest to say you don't care. Thus then, you're the quickest to being a hypocrite.Why do you put such a high value on my posts? Like everything I say needs to be listened to? I ignore posts I don't agree with, why is it that my posts are the only ones anyone picks apart or feels the need to attack?I'm getting sick of all you people's bullshit.And it wasn't just Spoon this time, surprisingly.

This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 7-18-06 @ 4:31 PM If you are getting so sick of it, why dont you leave. Leave, this time dont bother to make a big deal that your leaving, and dont come back.No one is attacking you, Moe. Thats what you dont get. No one is going out of their way to go yell at you. You are just that big of an ass that you keep giving people all the ammo. We dont want to fight with you, we'd rather you left, instead of going and posting how you hate everything and everything is gay everytime it comes up, then wondering why people get mad at that.Rub the bacon grease out of your eyes, and start to fuckin read. You will notice some of this shit   and did you really just try to say you ignore posts you dont agree with. Funny i cant remember the last time you passed on a chance to say whatever sport was being talked about sucks. You are the opposite of what you say. You go out of your way looking for something you dont care about, so you can make fun of it and a few people at once. That way when 5 people get pissed and attack you, you can play your game and say "see, everyone attacks me all at once for no reason". You think we don't get your dumbass shit?

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 04:52 PM

I'm not going anywhere.  If I ruin the board for you, since my posts are so scary bad that you and your pals have to comment on them all the time, why not leave yourself?And I try to ignore your little comments all I can, but do you think I'm going to sit here and let you lie about me?  You'd like that, wouldn't you?

HBox

07-18-2006, 04:53 PM

Take the last train to locksville, And Ill meet you at the station. You can be be there by four thirty, cause I made your reservation. Dont be slow, oh, no, no, no! Oh, no, no, no!

Snoogans

07-18-2006, 04:57 PM

you are completely blind. Did you even read what I said?First of all, for the 900th time, "my buddies" are posters on this board who talk to you from their own brain. despite popular belief, all the people on the board are not my puppets, and I dont control them. Its really funny to see you call me out and have a sig pic of me. Yea i must be such an asshole. I was hoping that the fact that we once got along might clue you into the fact that you are crazy.Number 2, no one said they wanted to leave. I said to you, if we make you so angry and you hate posting so much, why dont you leave, thats what i said.Also, ive tried to take care of this on PM, i even sent you one a couple weeks ago. Ive tried to do things in a nice way, and you wont have it, so dont sit here and act like you are taking some sort of high road to avoid any of this. you put yourself right smack in the middle, and thats exactly what you want.The main reason it seems that everyone is attacking you is you do honestly annoy that many people. once again, sorry i didnt have anything to do with it, thats all Moe being Moe.  Now, tell me exactly what i lied about. What lies did I tell about you, i gotta hear this

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 04:58 PM

You can't even help yourself.  You were told to stop by an Admin and you still come in here and bring it up.

Snoogans

07-18-2006, 05:00 PM

who was told to stop. Nobody told me to stop anything. Why, Moe, did you go cry to them and try to get us to stop. Nobody stopped me cause i didnt do anything. I try to discuss things with you, and you don't listen, then act like im always being a dick. People arent blind moe, everyone can read this and they all know what they see, even if you don't seem to

Snoogans

07-18-2006, 05:00 PM

NOW WHAT ARE THESE LIES. Try backing up what you say instead of tryin to change the subject

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 05:02 PM

Jon told us to stop.  You lie by telling people what you always do:  I want to make all threads about me, I am this, I am that.  Lies.  I'm the problem here.  Lies.I am not the one who is commenting after all of another poster's responses, calling them shit.  I'm not the one starting threads about anyone.  I'm not the one taking gay little shots at a person's job.Go have fun with that.

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 05:04 PM

JustJon wrote: Ok, more skel's rack, hips and ass, less bitching.  You wanna bitch, hit the private message button.  You wanna bitch at me, hit the X in the upper right hand of the browser. You can read, right?I am done in here now.  You can call VICTORY on Moe all you fucking want now.  I am going to go enjoy other parts of the messageboard.IF YOU BRING YOUR USELESS ARGUMENT INTO OTHER THREADS, YOU DID IT, NOT ME.

FUNKMAN

07-18-2006, 05:06 PM

the suzuki dealer just called. he said he wanted to love me long time...

Snoogans

07-18-2006, 05:07 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Jon told us to stop. You lie by telling people what you always do: I want to make all threads about me, I am this, I am that. Lies. I'm the problem here. Lies.I am not the one who is commenting after all of another poster's responses, calling them shit. I'm not the one starting threads about anyone. I'm not the one taking gay little shots at a person's job.Go have fun with that.  Funny, i commented on ONE post you made. One. The same way i comment on anybody else who posts. Also, you have a goal. This site has a search function. Use it and find me just 1 thread, just 1 that i started to make fun of you. For the last time, i will say this.I am not spoon. I am not terry1979. I am not tenbats. I am no one who does that. Also, i never said you wanna make threads about you. I said you post in all of them, after you claimed you ignore everything you dont have an interest in. You lied. I know of a ton of threads where you posted just to say you dont care. THATS NOT IGNORING. And what potshot did i take at your job. You work at an RV place, so during the ring thread, it wouldnt have made sense to ask if you undersold someone a watch, cause thats not what you do.

JustJon

07-18-2006, 05:28 PM

I wasn't kidding.  Next person to bitch in this thread gets a week's vacation.  Sexual harrassment and cars only.

Snoogans

07-18-2006, 05:32 PM

so then, i could only harrass people in here if i make it sexual?

ShelleBink

07-18-2006, 05:33 PM

JustJon wrote: I wasn't kidding. Next person to bitch in this thread gets a week's vacation. Sexual harrassment and cars only.   Who wants a tailpipe fucking?

Don Stugots

07-18-2006, 05:34 PM

but what happened?

mdr55

07-18-2006, 06:24 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: the suzuki dealer just called. he said he wanted to love me long time... I don't care what anyone says about you. You're funny in my book. <blockquote />

JPMNICK

07-18-2006, 06:32 PM

mdr55 wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: the suzuki dealer just called. he said he wanted to love me long time...  I don't care what anyone says about you. You're funny in my book.  of course he is funny, he has had 64 years to work out his material

spoon

07-18-2006, 06:42 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  Death Metal Moe wrote: Do you expect me to stay silent everytime the newest little bitch starts up about me?    It was Spoon, first, and secondly, he was right.  You WERE acting like a high and mighty douche.  You are the quickest to act all sanctimonious, and then the quickest to say you don't care.  Thus then, you're the quickest to being a hypocrite.  Right on Matty!  But did I just catch a fucking "Thus, then"!!!!????Bear with me as I catch up with this train wreck, post by luscious post.

This message was edited by spoon on 7-18-06 @ 10:43 PM

Crippler

07-18-2006, 06:42 PM

Snoogans wrote: NOW WHAT ARE THESE LIES. <img height="100" src="http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/168726237.jpg" width="300" border="0" />LIES...ALL LIES!!

spoon

07-18-2006, 06:49 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: So how long before it's "Moe ruined this thread" and everyone dogpiles, then this thread gets locked? I'll guess as soon as you cry to a mod or admin, which I've been informed already happened.  How was the chat room narc session you fucking soft bitch?!

FUNKMAN

07-18-2006, 06:49 PM

JPMNICK wrote: mdr55 wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: the suzuki dealer just called. he said he wanted to love me long time...  I don't care what anyone says about you. You're funny in my book.  of course he is funny, he has had 64 years to work out his materialyou bastard!  i wish i knew how to quit you...

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 06:50 PM

spoon wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: So how long before it's "Moe ruined this thread" and everyone dogpiles, then this thread gets locked? I'll guess as soon as you cry to a mod or admin, which I've been informed already happened.  How was the chat room narc session you fucking soft bitch?!Who informed you of something that didn't happen, the same person who told you I was drunk at the Hard Rock?

spoon

07-18-2006, 06:50 PM

JustJon wrote: You wanna bitch at me, hit the X in the upper right hand of the browser. Wow, JJ just made me laugh hard twice in the same thread.  Someone's on the roids huh?

FUNKMAN

07-18-2006, 06:51 PM

the mercedes dealer just called, he said he had a bratwurst with my name on it...

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 06:51 PM

spoon wrote: JustJon wrote: You wanna bitch at me, hit the X in the upper right hand of the browser. Wow, JJ just made me laugh hard twice in the same thread.  Someone's on the roids huh?You obviously didn't read that whole response. He told us all to stop this, and like always, you can't help yourself like a child.

spoon

07-18-2006, 06:52 PM

Gvac wrote: Who is this Jugs woman?And why haven't I met her? Answer to both questions lies in your frequent trips to the village.

ozzie

07-18-2006, 06:55 PM

Still waiting for pics of the hips and ass in question here.No tats on the teets skel?  I'm somewhat disappointed.

mdr55

07-18-2006, 07:06 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: the mercedes dealer just called, he said he had a bratwurst with my name on it...  Dang! You were doing so good. Sometimes you got to know when to stop.    Ah heck. Keep going. It's the only thing saving this thread. Aside from the boobies. 
<blockquote />

terryc35

07-18-2006, 07:08 PM

undressa wrote: oh my god terry you are way more sensitive then I will ever be, and that is saying alot!!!!! sarcasm hunny, I was just indulging Moe's super-ego for thinking he can derail a thread for anybody...this is a message board, nothing more.  Unlike Moe, I haven't thought about this since I left work five hours ago.  And unlike Snoogans, I don't want Moe to leave....I think his BS makes for a lot more fun!!!  

This message was edited by terryc35 on 7-18-06 @ 11:09 PM

mdr55

07-18-2006, 07:10 PM

God recalled the human race. They were quite defective and didn't even know it.

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 07:12 PM

I don't even remember what I did to you in order for you to get this upset with me terry, but you're gonna have to fucking get over it, fast.

spoon

07-18-2006, 07:13 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: spoon wrote: JustJon wrote: You wanna bitch at me, hit the X in the upper right hand of the browser. Wow, JJ just made me laugh hard twice in the same thread.  Someone's on the roids huh?You obviously didn't read that whole response. He told us all to stop this, and like always, you can't help yourself like a child. Seriously, what the hell is your fucking problem.  You want fucking authority so bad you live through someone else's words.   First off, I was catching up on the thread and didn't read JJ's post until after I replied to earlier posts.  Just something I like to do in order to keep with the logic in a timely manner.  Second, where the fuck did I attack you or not just joke around for you to call me out?  And why the fuck am I explaining myself to you?  Your nothing on this site other than an overexposed, attention needing, drama queen who needs to suckle at the teet of any person who buys into your self promoted bullshit.  But then again I "just couldn't help myself like a child" right?  I wonder how it is you ever piss so many people off every fucking day?  It's never you, keep living the dream.  There is absolutely nothing you can say to a idiot who has blinders on to reality.  As always, I'll comment on posts based on how I perceive them.  If YOU don't like the response, feel free to respond any way YOU see fit.  I'll never try to censor you, but don't expect me to ignore them bc you say so or your feelings get hurt.  You have thick skin, use it once in while.  And stop yelling at people while standing behind your parents (mods and admin) you fucking tool.  They're sick of all of this and you're the only common denominator buddy.  It's clear that I'm not the only one.  And no, Ron doesn't do my voice too!  Sorry Jon, just caught up, read your post and had to respond to his sad whimpering.  Done and done.

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 07:14 PM

All you ever do is tell me how I should reply to stuff.Don't lie to yourself stupid.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

07-18-2006, 07:17 PM

Oooooh sorry spoon. You've been attacking a member. This warrants a life time ban.Sign up under another name and you will be banned immediately.

mdr55

07-18-2006, 07:17 PM

terryc35

07-18-2006, 07:17 PM

who is upset Moe???  I am laughing as I write.  You are just a funny person to pick on, because you can't laugh along with the crowd, and show them that it doesn't bother you.  You are the type of guy who goes crazy who if someone jokes about nailing your mother the night before goes ballistic.  I think you would be much better suited if you gave a "Have you seen my mother lately?" type comment....you have no ability to find any any levity within yourself.  If you lightened up you would see how obvious this is. 

mdr55

07-18-2006, 07:18 PM

Takes two to instigate.

Tenbatsuzen

07-18-2006, 07:19 PM

<img width="400" height="297" border="0" src="http://www.thai-blogs.com/media/Toyota%20Pickup.jpg" />Pile On!

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 07:19 PM

terryc35 wrote: who is upset Moe???  I am laughing as I write.  You are just a funny person to pick on, because you can't laugh along with the crowd, and show them that it doesn't bother you.  You are the type of guy who goes crazy who if someone jokes about nailing your mother the night before goes ballistic.  I think you would be much better suited if you gave a "Have you seen my mother lately?" type comment....you have no ability to find any any levity within yourself.  If you lightened up you would see how obvious this is.  That's great.  I don't want to speak to you again, got it?

HBox

07-18-2006, 07:20 PM

I'd like to lodge a protest to this banning.

mdr55

07-18-2006, 07:21 PM

Did you even have to reply back? Takes two to tango. Stop dancing with them.

HBox

07-18-2006, 07:21 PM

mdr55 wrote: Did you even have to reply back? Takes two to tango. Stop dancing with them. 
    EXACTLY.

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 07:21 PM

mdr55 wrote: Did you even have to reply back? Takes two to tango. Stop dancing with them. I will not allow liars on the internet to talk down to me.

terryc35

07-18-2006, 07:23 PM

second that....the popwer trips here are ridiculous.  Way to Come to Moe's defense Alice!  You saved the 'lil things life!

Tenbatsuzen

07-18-2006, 07:24 PM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt wrote: Oooooh sorry spoon. You've been attacking a member. This warrants a life time ban.Sign up under another name and you will be banned immediately.   I know my opinion means squat, but Moe did bait him because of Spoon's response to Jon's post, and Moe's needless admonishment. That being said, here's a rack of another goth girl. <img width="574" height="824" border="0" src="http://www.sarahorange.co.uk/sarahorange/images/pics/24895_web_mi_boobs.jpg" />

Death Metal Moe

07-18-2006, 07:24 PM

terryc35 wrote: second that....the popwer trips here are ridiculous.  Way to Come to Moe's defense Alice!  You saved the 'lil things life! YEA, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

JPMNICK

07-18-2006, 07:24 PM

I can tell already that we have ruined our chances of more hot pics. Thanks assholes. on an unrelated note, I am thinking of buying a camry for my next car now just because I hear the customer service is excellent.

terryc35

07-18-2006, 07:24 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: mdr55 wrote: Did you even have to reply back? Takes two to tango. Stop dancing with them. I will not allow liars on the internet to talk down to me.RAAAAAAWWWWW....I am Moe Hear me roar!!!!

HBox

07-18-2006, 07:24 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: mdr55 wrote: Did you even have to reply back? Takes two to tango. Stop dancing with them. I will not allow liars on the internet to talk down to me.  So you turn around and give the snottiest reply possible while claiming you want nothing to do with it?

terryc35

07-18-2006, 07:26 PM

Moe ban.....all in favor?

Gvac

07-18-2006, 07:26 PM

This is really getting tiresome and absurd. Banning spoon is not the answer, either.  It's been a bickering bitch fest between him and Moe for months now, and it was allowed to carry on and on.  Either enforce the rules of the board and nip shit like this in the bud or ban both of them.  Anything else is completely unfair.

HBox

07-18-2006, 07:27 PM

terryc35 wrote: Moe ban.....all in favor?  No. no more bans please.

suggums

07-18-2006, 07:27 PM

children, all of youim outta this one

JustJon

07-18-2006, 07:27 PM

Well, I tried to leave the thread open for skel, but if she wants to repost this she can.