"Honey - Did you get the baby a new Binky?"

[Judge Smails]

<p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0718062condom1.html" target="_self">Couple sues Caesar's Palace when their five year old daughter finds a used condom in the room and places it in her mouth.</a></p><p><strong>Claiming that their young daughter discovered a used condom in a Las Vegas hotel bed and then put the rubber in her mouth, a Scottish couple is suing Caesar's Palace for negligence and emotional distress. According to a lawsuit filed July 13 in Clark County District Court, five-year-old Caitlin Kilcoyne found the condom during a July 2004 Sin City visit with her parents Gerald and Jacqueline. Caitlin &quot;found a used condom in the made up bed in her room...and placed the condom in her mouth,&quot; notes the complaint</strong></p><p>I'm usually one who frowns on frivolous lawsuits, but as a parent myself, I'd be suing for a lot more than ten thousand to make those fuckers pay for the distress I'm sure I would have had if it were my daughter.&nbsp; Who knows what vile, vile person's splooge was contained in that cum sack.</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. That's really disgusting!

[Sheeplovr]

why is a 5 year old putting thigns in her mouth? isnt that liek 2 year old crap<br />

[ADF]

That's pretty gross and it is a nuisance lawsuit, but if I were a casino hotel I'd pay up in no time.<br />

[Don Stugots]

<p>Doug, someone found your condom.&nbsp; i think your chick is going to be pissed off about this.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>did she spit or swallow?</p>

[kdubya]

What is wrong with Vegas these days. I remember back in teh goold old days when all you ever found was a dead hooker under the matress.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />What is wrong with Vegas these days. I remember back in teh goold old days when all you ever found was a dead hooker under the matress. <p>oh, you found her for me.&nbsp; thanks.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I am also SHOCKED at the low lawsuit payout here.&nbsp; Sounds like a fucking family of rubes saved up for 10 years, finally had enough money to get one night in a Vegas hotel, then this happened.</p><p>So they sue for 10 thousand dollars, and think it's a small fortune.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

i think if it was ribbed they would have went for 20k...

[Tall_James]

<strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br />That's pretty gross and it is a nuisance lawsuit, but if I were a casino hotel I'd pay up in no time.<br /><p>Think they'll go double or nothing?</p>

[PapaBear]

I'm sorry. I'd have to throw away the kid. That's worse than touching the side of the public toilet with the tip of your pee pee.

[HeyGuy]

wahhh Please they shouldnt sue for shit, they should watch their kid and teach the kid not to put things in their mouth. I'm so tired if everything being about the children. I got an idea if you have a 5 year old go to DisneyLand not Vegas.

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>CampoNJ</strong> wrote:<br />I got an idea if you have a 5 year old go to DisneyLand not Vegas. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Disneyland sucks, its all about Disneyworld...&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>BTW, thank god she didn't put this Bink in her mouth.&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<p><strong>Claiming that their young daughter discovered a used condom in a Las Vegas hotel bed and then put the rubber in her mouth, a Scottish couple is suing Caesar's Palace for negligence and emotional distress.</strong></p><p>Scottish?&nbsp; Don't they call that dinner.</p><p><img height="244" src="http://www.robertburns.org.uk/Assets/Images/haggis.jpg" width="346" border="0" /></p>