The Official RF.net ROAST THREAD [Archive]

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 10:16 AM

in our sides constant battle to get around rules with loopholes, i bring you the RF.net ROAST THREAD.Obviously, in this time of high tensions, we can't start this by just picking someone. So to start, let's see if someone would volunteer to be the first one roasted by fellow board members, and take it from there. Anyone?

Marc with a c

07-19-2006, 10:18 AM

i'm down.  if anyone knows anything aboot me. bring it bitches.

blakjeezis

07-19-2006, 10:18 AM

Hit me with both barrels.

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 10:20 AM

ok, i guess we start with BJ just cause i think more people know him then evedder. but if anyone has anything on vedder, or the limey bastard, go for it, full permission insulting people

grlNIN

07-19-2006, 10:21 AM

I nominate all the babies created via the board.Man, this thing is going to be delicious.

HBox

07-19-2006, 10:21 AM

Everybody thinks you're stupid and ugly and nobody likes you.

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 10:21 AM

oh yea, and this will make you happy. Obviously, being the one who started this, i too, am fair game

terry1979

07-19-2006, 10:23 AM

blakjeezis wrote: Hit me with both barrels.First off, everyone knows jesus was no.....well, you know.

Marc with a c

07-19-2006, 10:23 AM

Snoogans wrote: oh yea, and this will make you happy. Obviously, being the one who started this, i too, am fair game MY BRAND NEW AND IMPROVED WEBSITE: <a href="http://www.shaunmcclarty.com/">www.shaunmcclarty.com</a>you're kidding me right?

HBox

07-19-2006, 10:25 AM

Snoogans wrote: oh yea, and this will make you happy. Obviously, being the one who started this, i too, am fair game   <img width="175" height="128" border="0" src="http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/storypics/jocks_opie_anthony_175.jpg" />FAG-GOT!

drusilla

07-19-2006, 10:26 AM

damn now i wish i knew you people better

HBox

07-19-2006, 10:26 AM

[color=navy]BTW, I am not offering myself up as fodder for this thread. if anyone makes fun of me I will run to my room and cry for days. 

This message was edited by HBox on 7-19-06 @ 2:27 PM

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 10:27 AM

and i wish i didnt smoke so much so i could actually remember what i know about these people,

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 10:32 AM

HBox wrote: BTW, I am not offering myself up as fodder for this thread. if anyone makes fun of me I will run to my room and cry for days. 

    Why don't your tour with your band, HBox and the Boxettes?

blakjeezis

07-19-2006, 10:32 AM

Snoogans would be good at this, but he can't remember anything because he smokes so ... oh.Skinny fuck.

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 10:32 AM

drusilla wrote: damn now i wish i knew you people better   I've stared at your breasts.  Does that count?

ADF

07-19-2006, 10:33 AM

That Snoogans, he sure does smoke a lot of marijuana!  You might call him a.. wait for it... marijuana smoker!  And his hair looks greasy. That Blakjeezis is really English!  I bet he has bad teeth.Evedder likes Pearl Jam!  Why don't you eat a jam sandwich!

grlNIN

07-19-2006, 10:34 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: drusilla wrote: damn now i wish i knew you people better I've stared at your breasts. Does that count?    Considering they're the size of two grown adults' heads i would say no, they're pretty unavoidable.

blakjeezis

07-19-2006, 10:35 AM

Why have we never been introduced?

HBox

07-19-2006, 10:36 AM

grlNIN wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: drusilla wrote: damn now i wish i knew you people better I've stared at your breasts. Does that count? Considering they're the size of two grown adults' heads i would say no, they're pretty unavoidable.   YOU'RE A GIRL!!!!!!!

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 10:36 AM

I like Snoogan's website.  Makes me reminisce when Hootie and the Blowfish was topping the charts.

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 10:37 AM

ADF wrote: That Snoogans, he sure does smoke a lot of marijuana! You might call him a.. wait for it... marijuana smoker! And his hair looks greasy. That Blakjeezis is really English! I bet he has bad teeth.Evedder likes Pearl Jam! Why don't you eat a jam sandwich!    You look like Ted Allen.  I bet you're gaaaaaay just like him. Wait, no, you're not.

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 10:37 AM

Marc with a c

07-19-2006, 10:38 AM

hey adf.  why dont you eat a knuckle samich.and go buy some new clothes.

grlNIN

07-19-2006, 10:38 AM

HBox wrote: YOU'RE A GIRL!!!!!!!   YES!?!

blakjeezis

07-19-2006, 10:39 AM

And how about that Tenbatsuzen, huh? Did you know he used to be fat? Yeah, it's true, enormous. He was so fat, that he would look down and not be able to see his "blank."

HBox

07-19-2006, 10:40 AM

grlNIN wrote: HBox wrote: YOU'RE A GIRL!!!!!!! YES!?!   That's all I got.

Marc with a c

07-19-2006, 10:41 AM

grlNIN wrote:  HBox wrote:     YOU'RE A GIRL!!!!!!! YES!?! <img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/24818BP~The-Simpsons-Nelson-Haha-Posters.jpg" border="0" />

Hottub

07-19-2006, 10:41 AM

BJ, you're stupid. Because you're English. An stupid and stuff.

terry1979

07-19-2006, 10:43 AM

Moe's a douchebag..... don't worry, he just called me...said it was ok to bash him here.

drusilla

07-19-2006, 10:43 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  grlNIN wrote:   Tenbatsuzen wrote:  drusilla wrote: damn now i wish i knew you people better    I've stared at your breasts. Does that count?     Considering they're the size of two grown adults' heads i would say no, they're pretty unavoidable. Don't hate, celebrate.she wasn't hatin',  she had a very valid point

HBox

07-19-2006, 10:43 AM

Wayne Rooney is a faggot.

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 10:45 AM

drusilla wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: grlNIN wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: drusilla wrote: damn now i wish i knew you people better I've stared at your breasts. Does that count? Considering they're the size of two grown adults' heads i would say no, they're pretty unavoidable. Don't hate, celebrate.she wasn't hatin', she had a very valid point   Pics?

grlNIN

07-19-2006, 10:46 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Don't hate, celebrate.    Our chests have shared the bond of not only one but 2 shirts.And i've seen them in water, i swam comfortably knowing i had two readily available floatation devices if need be.

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 10:46 AM

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 10:47 AM

grlNIN wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Don't hate, celebrate. Our chests have shared the bond of not only one but 2 shirts.    Yeah, but I never stared at your chest.

grlNIN

07-19-2006, 10:48 AM

This is getting too real.I gotta go cut myself or something.

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 10:51 AM

grlNIN wrote: This is getting too real.I gotta go cut myself or something.    While you're at it, I'll get you a couple of implants.  Shove 'em in the holes you make and maybe boys will like you again.

drusilla

07-19-2006, 10:52 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  grlNIN wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Don't hate, celebrate. our chests have shared the bond of not only one but 2 shirts. yeah, but I never stared at your chest. i'm pretty sure she's never lingered at yours either

This message was edited by drusilla on 7-19-06 @ 2:53 PM

Crippler

07-19-2006, 10:52 AM

Snoogans drives a funny-looking car...only a gay would be caught dead in a car like that!

mikeyboy

07-19-2006, 10:53 AM

terry1979 wrote: Moe's a douchebag..... don't worry, he just called me...said it was ok to bash him here.The only way this thread will stay open is if this kind of crap stays out of it.  You can only roast people who consent to be roasted in this thread.  Going outside of that will only get this thread locked and could warrant a vacation.

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 10:53 AM

I've stared at Crippler's boobs. Does that count?

Crippler

07-19-2006, 10:54 AM

Ouch...how did I not see that coming?

grlNIN

07-19-2006, 10:54 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: While you're at it, I'll get you a couple of implants. Shove 'em in the holes you make and maybe boys will like you again.    Nah, save that money up and get your future brother in law a breast reduction.

terry1979

07-19-2006, 10:55 AM

mikeyboy wrote: terry1979 wrote: Moe's a douchebag..... don't worry, he just called me...said it was ok to bash him here.The only way this thread will stay open is if this kind of crap stays out of it.  You can only roast people who consent to be roasted in this thread.  Going outside of that will only get this thread locked and could warrant a vacation.sorry.....Mikeyboy's a Butt-Pirate!! <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20060712mfsanchez5_450.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06193/705201-335.stm&h=323&w=450&sz=24&hl=en&start=17&tbnid=nqXnjeCL6TZxhM:&tbnh=89&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpirates%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3 D%26sa%3DG"><img height="89" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:nqXnjeCL6TZxhM:www.post-gazette.com/images4/20060712mfsanchez5_450.jpg" width="124" border="0" /></a>

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 10:56 AM

Can we make fun of spoon? He hasn't given consent, but thats really not his choice. I say he is fairgame, and so are those loser Blue Jays

ADF

07-19-2006, 10:56 AM

I bet you were all high when you stared at Crippler's boobs.  Maybe inbetween games of Madden football, you high person.

HBox

07-19-2006, 10:56 AM

terry1979 wrote: mikeyboy wrote: terry1979 wrote: Moe's a douchebag..... don't worry, he just called me...said it was ok to bash him here.The only way this thread will stay open is if this kind of crap stays out of it. You can only roast people who consent to be roasted in this thread. Going outside of that will only get this thread locked and could warrant a vacation.sorry.....Mikeyboy's a Butt-Pirate!! <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20060712mfsanchez5_450.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06193/705201-335.stm&h=323&w=450&sz=24&hl=en&start=17&tbnid=nqXnjeCL6TZxhM:&tbnh=89&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpirates%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3 D%26sa%3DG"><img width="124" height="89" border="0" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:nqXnjeCL6TZxhM:www.post-gazette.com/images4/20060712mfsanchez5_450.jpg" /></a>  You better not ruin this thread.

HBox

07-19-2006, 10:57 AM

Spoon just Imed me and said he was gay for Jeter.

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 10:57 AM

ADF wrote: I bet you were all high when you stared at Crippler's boobs. Maybe inbetween games of Madden football, you high person.    whats it matter? High or not, lucious is lucious

Hottub

07-19-2006, 10:58 AM

Don't mess up the thread.Hey, somebody bring me down a peg.

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 10:58 AM

HBox wrote: Spoon just Imed me and said he was gay for Jeter.   thats funny, Arod just IMed me and said the same thing

HBox

07-19-2006, 10:59 AM

Hottub wrote: Don't mess up the thread.Hey, somebody bring me down a peg.  Your tub isn't hot at all you dirty liar.

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 10:59 AM

how do you know he didnt steal it? People like him steal stuff

HBox

07-19-2006, 11:00 AM

Snoogans wrote: HBox wrote: Spoon just Imed me and said he was gay for Jeter. thats funny, Arod just IMed me and said the same thing   Really? Ted Williams head called me and said the same thing.

Crippler

07-19-2006, 11:01 AM

Snoogans wrote:  HBox wrote: Spoon just Imed me and said he was gay for Jeter.  thats funny, Arod just IMed me and said the same thing Whoa, whoa, whoa....settle down....A-Rod DID NOT GIVE CONSENT!!

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 11:02 AM

NEITHER DID TED WILLIAMS. OR HIS HEAD

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 11:03 AM

Artist's rendition of Drusilla: <img width="400" height="262" border="0" src="http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/7678/ursula1400vy8.jpg" />

HBox

07-19-2006, 11:04 AM

Bill buckner just called, he said something just rolled between his legs.

Hottub

07-19-2006, 11:04 AM

HBox wrote: Bill buckner just called, he said something just rolled between his legs. He tried to catch a bus.

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 11:05 AM

I heard you guys are gonna give Darryl another chance to relapse

terry1979

07-19-2006, 11:06 AM

HBox wrote:  You better not ruin this thread. I won't let you down Shit-box!!

HBox

07-19-2006, 11:07 AM

Harry Frazee just called, he said he needs some cash to put on a play.

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 11:08 AM

HBox, you're pinko liberal communist scum.

HBox

07-19-2006, 11:09 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: HBox, you're pinko liberal communist scum.   This is a ROAST thread, not a "describe someone accurately" thread.

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 11:10 AM

HBox wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: HBox, you're pinko liberal communist scum. This is a ROAST thread, not a "describe someone accurately" thread.    Enough about Mojo.

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 11:10 AM

We're all gonna have post counts like Moe if this keeps going.

HBox

07-19-2006, 11:11 AM

Grady Little just called, he said he's gonna send Pedro out to pitch the eighth.

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 11:12 AM

HBox

07-19-2006, 11:12 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: We're all gonna have post counts like Moe if this keeps going.   WATCH IT YOU!

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 11:12 AM

Terry Francona just called, wanted me to remind you all about 2004 ALCS

HBox

07-19-2006, 11:14 AM

Tom Yawkey called. he said he's not gonna hire any blacks and doesn't forsee any long term problems.

Dirtybird12

07-19-2006, 11:16 AM

I kid... I kid.. we love you Perry. Youre a great sport and you are the main reason I listen to Ron and Fez and play on RonFez.net 

This message was edited by CircusFreak on 7-19-06 @ 6:36 PM

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 11:16 AM

Sydney Ponson just called, he is still starting for you guys

terry1979

07-19-2006, 11:17 AM

Snoogans wrote: Sydney Ponson just called, he is still starting for you guys and he's drunk...again

HBox

07-19-2006, 11:19 AM

Hanley Ramirez, Freddy Sanchez, Nomar Garciaparra and Edgar Renteria called. They all wanted to give well wishes to Alex Gonzalez.

Hottub

07-19-2006, 11:20 AM

I remember when perrynoid was an active poster here.Then his ass got BANNED!!!!!!!  Ha Ha!

This message was edited by Hottub on 7-19-06 @ 3:20 PM

terry1979

07-19-2006, 11:27 AM

Scott Kazmir just called....I can't do it, it's too painful.

HBox

07-19-2006, 11:29 AM

Steve Olin and Tim Crews called. They want to get the number of that boat.

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 11:33 AM

HBox wrote: Steve Olin and Tim Crews called. They want to get the number of that boat.    Thurman Munson called.  He's in the hall of fame.  Too bad it's the one in Canton.

HBox

07-19-2006, 11:44 AM

HBox just called. He said he doesn't care that they won both games, scoring two runs in two games vs. the Royals is pathetic.

SatCam

07-19-2006, 11:49 AM

you're all stupid and the reason I can't get an erection anymore

terry1979

07-19-2006, 12:09 PM

SatCam wrote: you're all stupid and the reason I can't get an erection anymore How 'bout now?<img src="http://www.granneman.com/images/050824deniseFatOldLady.jpg" border="0" /> 

This message was edited by terry1979 on 7-19-06 @ 4:10 PM

SatCam

07-19-2006, 12:10 PM

more of terry's posts should be like the one above

edit: nevermind. scarred for life

This message was edited by SatCam on 7-19-06 @ 4:11 PM

Marc with a c

07-19-2006, 12:10 PM

SatCam wrote: you're all stupid and the reason I can't get an erection anymore good one satyou hear the show today?

SatCam

07-19-2006, 12:12 PM

evedder wrote: SatCam wrote: you're all stupid and the reason I can't get an erection anymore good one satyou hear the show today?

no, too poor for xm

Marc with a c

07-19-2006, 12:14 PM

stalker patti called satcam.  she wants her sleeping bag back.

mikeyboy

07-19-2006, 12:18 PM

Erin Morin called for evedder.  She wants her celebrity imposter username gimmick back.

SatCam

07-19-2006, 12:20 PM

The law firm called. They said you can take the rest of your life off.

wait... was that a diss?

mikeyboy

07-19-2006, 12:22 PM

Puberty called, SatCam.  Oh, wait.  No it didn't.

SatCam

07-19-2006, 12:25 PM

that's why you're still mikeyboy

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

Marc with a c

07-19-2006, 12:25 PM

ramone called and said the "called" thing is still funny.

This message was edited by evedder on 7-19-06 @ 4:25 PM

mikeyboy

07-19-2006, 12:28 PM

I don't think Ramone really called.

drusilla

07-19-2006, 12:50 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Artist's rendition of Drusilla: <img height="262" src="http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/7678/ursula1400vy8.jpg" width="400" border="0" />  she's much taller than i am

Tenbatsuzen

07-19-2006, 12:52 PM

drusilla wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Artist's rendition of Drusilla: <img width="400" height="262" border="0" src="http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/7678/ursula1400vy8.jpg" /> she's much taller than i am   Good lord, do you need a wheelbarrow?

Hottub

07-19-2006, 12:54 PM

mikeyboy wrote: I don't think Ramone really called. No, but this guy did!<img height="180" src="http://www.theshine.com.au/Images/MikeyDamone.jpg" width="183" border="0" /> DAMONE!!! Bring Mikeyboy Linguini with Red Clam Sauce and a Coke with no ice!!!

Hottub

07-19-2006, 12:57 PM

Sorry Mikey. I just stole your bit!  DAMONE!!! Bring Hottub an original idea and a computer with a mouse!!!

This message was edited by Hottub on 7-19-06 @ 4:59 PM

mikeyboy

07-19-2006, 01:04 PM

Hottub wrote: mikeyboy wrote: I don't think Ramone really called. No, but this guy did!<img height="180" src="http://www.theshine.com.au/Images/MikeyDamone.jpg" width="183" border="0" /> DAMONE!!! Bring Mikeyboy Linguini with Red Clam Sauce and a Coke with no ice!!!DAMONE!!!!  I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.

chili

07-19-2006, 01:50 PM

Bring it.

SatCam

07-19-2006, 01:53 PM

chili smells like the sweat under my nutsack

chili

07-19-2006, 01:57 PM

SatCam wrote: chili smells like the sweat under my nutsack   OOH You brought it!

chili

07-19-2006, 02:05 PM

SatCam sucked Ryan Seacrest's balls.Before he was on TV.

Hottub

07-19-2006, 02:05 PM

I will type this slowly, since chili is from GA.Chili has a huge goiter on his bag.

Hottub

07-19-2006, 02:06 PM

Sat finally got a hair on his!

chili

07-19-2006, 02:09 PM

Wow! A joke about Southerners being slow! You guys are really digging deep here.

Hottub

07-19-2006, 02:11 PM

I guess it's because we don't know you well enough yet. Give it a little time and we should be able to tear you a new one!

chili

07-19-2006, 02:12 PM

I know I was only kidding with that one but the tone in which a person says a statement is not easily transmitted through typing. Like Paul O, Hottub's life is also a movie. Only this movie is called Philadelphia.

Hottub

07-19-2006, 02:16 PM

Kudos for going with Philalephia rather than Broakback. You see, you are making it difficult to fuck with you.

chili

07-19-2006, 02:17 PM

Brokeback is just to beautiful of a film to knock... er I mean it's too cliche.It's like if someone made the some joke at me but with a Deliverance reference.

SatCam

07-19-2006, 02:27 PM

chili reminds me of that guy I saw in the gay porn I was watching last night

 
two stones with one bird

chili

07-19-2006, 02:29 PM

I only hope I was the top.

SatCam

07-19-2006, 02:30 PM

chili wrote: I only hope I was the top. ]

middle

chili

07-19-2006, 02:33 PM

SatCam just Bedazzles the fuck outta all his jean jackets.

FUNKMAN

07-19-2006, 03:05 PM

if anyone wants to roast me they can start with my nuts...

PhishHead

07-19-2006, 03:12 PM

mmm roasted nuts sound good!

FUNKMAN

07-19-2006, 03:16 PM

then you can move on to my rump...

Hottub

07-19-2006, 03:25 PM

I've seen that rump. It looks like you were siting on a pile of gravel for an hour!

FUNKMAN

07-19-2006, 03:27 PM

Hottub wrote: I've seen that rump. It looks like you were siting on a pile of gravel for an hour! that didn't stop you from eating it though...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />now that's just crazytalk

Hottub

07-19-2006, 03:30 PM

Hey Funk. Henny Youngman just called. He wants his Joke Book back!

narc

07-19-2006, 03:30 PM

1918-2004 called....they said that the Sox don't even have to bother showing up to Spring Training. Sorry I'm late to the party.

ShelleBink

07-19-2006, 03:37 PM

narc wrote:  Sorry I'm late to the party.   I think you can still make it to the Blue Room

SatCam

07-19-2006, 03:37 PM

hey hottub...

you're so dirty it's like you bathe in dirt!

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/people/wilmervalderrama.jpg

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Bama

07-19-2006, 03:38 PM

Snoogans started a fight club/roast/insult comedy thread. It must be Wednesday.

narc

07-19-2006, 03:39 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">ShelleBink wrote: narc wrote: Sorry I'm late to the party. I think you can still make it to the Blue Room <hr color="cococo" align="left">

Let's see....if I left right now, I might be able to make it there by 1.

PhishHead

07-19-2006, 03:42 PM

snoogans probably ran out of weed so he had to do this to occupy his time.

SatCam

07-19-2006, 03:55 PM

Phishhead? More like PotHead!!!!!

HBox

07-19-2006, 03:56 PM

Satcam? More like FATcam!

PhishHead

07-19-2006, 03:57 PM

HBox? more like YOUR MOM'S BOX god i stink

HBox

07-19-2006, 03:58 PM

Phishhead? More like PhishFACE!

PhishHead

07-19-2006, 03:58 PM

HBOX? More like HCRATE

HBox

07-19-2006, 03:59 PM

PhishHead wrote: HBOX? More like HCRATE   <img width="494" height="330" border="0" src="http://adivinha.tripod.com/leo/crying.jpg" />

Dirtybird12

07-19-2006, 04:00 PM

<img height="100" src="http://www.somesuch.org/sigpics/adfzone.png" width="300" border="0" />I see ADF is here tonight.. give it up for ADF!I mean what the hell does ADF stand for? A Duck Fucker?ADF was unable to find the xm studios in NYC.  No wonder Columbus has a highway sign for a sig pic. (pause for laughter) You've been great - Im perry. Have a great night

SatCam

07-19-2006, 04:00 PM

PhishHead?

more like IGiveOtherGuysHead!

PhishHead

07-19-2006, 04:00 PM

good image buddy

PhishHead

07-19-2006, 04:01 PM

SatCam?more like SatinShit!

HBox

07-19-2006, 04:03 PM

CircusFreak wrote: <img width="300" height="100" border="0" src="http://www.somesuch.org/sigpics/adfzone.png" />I see ADF is here tonight.. give it up for ADF!I mean what the hell does ADF stand for? A Duck Fucker?ADF was unable to find the xm studios in NYC. No wonder Columbus has a highway sign for a sig pic. (pause for laughter) You've been great - Im perry. Have a great night [color=navy]CircusFreak. More like.......... well, that's a pretty derogatory name already. 

This message was edited by HBox on 7-19-06 @ 8:04 PM

HBox

07-19-2006, 04:05 PM

Spoon just called. He said, "Snoogans? More like Smoochin........ GUYS!"

SatCam

07-19-2006, 04:07 PM

HBox wrote: Spoon just called. He said, "Snoogans? More like Smoochin........ GUYS!" 

why does Spoon have your number?

HBox

07-19-2006, 04:08 PM

Snoogans just called. He said Satcam is Don't Get The Bit Guy.

SatCam

07-19-2006, 04:11 PM

I was suggesting that maybe you and spoon are...

playing around under the covers

working... together

oiling eachother's driveshafts

having sex with eachother

torker

07-19-2006, 04:13 PM

I wouldn't fuck SatCam with Bea Arthur's cock.    <img height="200" src="http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v34/ifpt999/bea-arthur.gif" width="200" border="0" />

This message was edited by torker on 7-19-06 @ 8:14 PM

PhishHead

07-19-2006, 04:13 PM

SatCam wrote: I was suggesting that maybe you and spoon are...

playing around under the covers

working... together

oiling eachother's driveshafts

having sex with eachother  they play with each other's boxes

HBox

07-19-2006, 04:14 PM

SatCam

07-19-2006, 04:21 PM

HBox, you're so disabled you make Stephen Hawking look like a marathon runner

no I just didnt

bring it on, bitch

Bama

07-19-2006, 04:23 PM

This thread sucks. It's not funny if nobody's feelings are hurt.

HBox

07-19-2006, 04:24 PM

SatCam wrote: HBox, you're so disabled you make Stephen Hawking look like a marathon runner

no I just didnt

bring it on, bitch  Your mom.<img width="200" height="193" border="0" src="http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7118/oh20snapew8.jpg" />

HBox

07-19-2006, 04:25 PM

Bama wrote: This thread sucks. It's not funny if nobody's feelings are hurt.  SHould we go the Katrina route?

SatCam

07-19-2006, 04:30 PM

Bama, you had nothing else better to do than to be our UN Ambassador on NationStates

FezPaul

07-19-2006, 05:10 PM

Hottub wrote: Hey Funk. Henny Youngman just called. He wants his Joke Book back! TEE-HEEI'm in.

chili

07-19-2006, 05:23 PM

Nothin on the Bedazzler line? Fuck.

FUNKMAN

07-19-2006, 06:47 PM

FezPaul wrote: Hottub wrote: Hey Funk. Henny Youngman just called. He wants his Joke Book back! TEE-HEEI'm in.get a room you knuckleheads...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" />

TheMojoPin

07-19-2006, 06:53 PM

HBox wrote:  Bama wrote: This thread sucks. It's not funny if nobody's feelings are hurt.   SHould we go the Katrina route? HBox is so poor and so black.

SatCam

07-19-2006, 06:54 PM

get a room you knuckleheads...

<img src='http://www.jerrylayne.com/Images/Paul%20Winchell/Paul-Winchell-JM-KS.jpg' border=0>

This message was edited by SatCam on 7-19-06 @ 10:54 PM

HBox

07-19-2006, 06:55 PM

TheMojoPin wrote: HBox wrote: Bama wrote: This thread sucks. It's not funny if nobody's feelings are hurt. SHould we go the Katrina route? HBox is so poor and so black.  And I was in the elctronics store only because I wanted to touch those things! Why can't I touch them? Now send a kayak for me already.

Snoogans

07-19-2006, 11:42 PM

i will get you HBox, i will go into those walls

Don Stugots

07-20-2006, 02:03 AM

oh what the hell, i will throw my hat in the ring for this.  go head my make day!

Marc with a c

07-20-2006, 07:35 AM

people with numbers in there screen names are dweebs.

Furtherman

07-20-2006, 07:38 AM

Hit me with your best shot. Well look at this room.  How much do you all charge to haunt a house?

EliSnow

07-20-2006, 07:39 AM

Come and get it.

Tenbatsuzen

07-20-2006, 09:04 AM

HBox wrote: TheMojoPin wrote: HBox wrote: Bama wrote: This thread sucks. It's not funny if nobody's feelings are hurt. SHould we go the Katrina route? HBox is so poor and so black. And I was in the elctronics store only because I wanted to touch those things! Why can't I touch them? Now send a kayak for me already.    Hold on to that door, HBOX... do not slip into the icy cold waters of the North Atlantic... I'll never let go... I'll never let go...  survivors...

Don Stugots

07-20-2006, 01:28 PM

evedder wrote: people with numbers in there screen names are dweebs. people that name themselves after rock star has been turn their nephews gay.

HBox

07-20-2006, 01:31 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: HBox wrote: TheMojoPin wrote: HBox wrote: Bama wrote: This thread sucks. It's not funny if nobody's feelings are hurt. SHould we go the Katrina route? HBox is so poor and so black. And I was in the elctronics store only because I wanted to touch those things! Why can't I touch them? Now send a kayak for me already. Hold on to that door, HBOX... do not slip into the icy cold waters of the North Atlantic... I'll never let go... I'll never let go... survivors...   Rene, Rene, pull me up. Why can't you pull me up?Oh yeah, you're 50 years older than me, that's why.

FezPaul

07-20-2006, 04:06 PM

EliSnow wrote: Come and get it.Shyster.

Don Stugots

07-20-2006, 04:19 PM

EliSnow wrote: Come and get it.you rich boyyou sociayou richie you pretty boy

This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 7-20-06 @ 8:26 PM

mendyweiss

07-20-2006, 04:21 PM

EliSnow wrote: Come and get it.From the Managing Director of the Law firm "Squeezem,Fuckem, and Rapem""Son, put away the comic books and start billing our clients the $600/hour they so richly deserve!"

Hottub

07-20-2006, 04:26 PM

I thought it was Dewey, Cheetham & Howe.

HBox

07-20-2006, 04:28 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: EliSnow wrote: Come and get it.you rich boyyou sociayou richie you pretty boy

This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 7-20-06 @ 8:26 PM  Stugots, do you want to love soldier boy long time? Do you want to give him suckie suckie?

FezPaul

07-20-2006, 04:32 PM

HBox wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote: EliSnow wrote: Come and get it.you rich boyyou sociayou richie you pretty boyThis message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 7-20-06 @ 8:26 PM   Stugots, do you want to love soldier boy long time? Do you want to give him suckie suckie? Actually HBox, for STU that was pretty coherent.Now go read some Noam Chomsky and feel smug.

Don Stugots

07-20-2006, 04:32 PM

narc

07-20-2006, 04:37 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">STUGOTS1 wrote: HBox wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: EliSnow wrote: Come and get it.you rich boyyou sociayou richie you pretty boyThis message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 7-20-06 @ 8:26 PM Stugots, do you want to love soldier boy long time? Do you want to give him suckie suckie? everybody has a price......<hr color="cococo" align="left">
Who are you now, Ted DiBiase? Why don't you wrap a custom made belt around your waist with dollar signs all over it?

HBox

07-20-2006, 04:37 PM

FezPaul wrote: HBox wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: EliSnow wrote: Come and get it.you rich boyyou sociayou richie you pretty boyThis message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 7-20-06 @ 8:26 PM Stugots, do you want to love soldier boy long time? Do you want to give him suckie suckie? Actually HBox, for STU that was pretty coherent.Now go read some Noam Chomsky and feel smug.  <img width="580" height="400" border="0" src="http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5281/1002thaaannksyu4.jpg" /> For the record though I find Chomsky repugnant.

EliSnow

07-20-2006, 04:39 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: HBox wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote: EliSnow wrote: Come and get it.you rich boyyou sociayou richie you pretty boyThis message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 7-20-06 @ 8:26 PM   Stugots, do you want to love soldier boy long time? Do you want to give him suckie suckie? everybody has a price......And yours is the price of a bottle of beer.

Don Stugots

07-20-2006, 04:40 PM

HBox wrote:  FezPaul wrote: HBox wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote: EliSnow wrote: Come and get it.you rich boyyou sociayou richie you pretty boyThis message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 7-20-06 @ 8:26 PM   Stugots, do you want to love soldier boy long time? Do you want to give him suckie suckie? Actually HBox, for STU that was pretty coherent.Now go read some Noam Chomsky and feel smug.  <img height="400" src="http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5281/1002thaaannksyu4.jpg" width="580" border="0" /> For the record though I find Chomsky repugnant.i was calling him names, not speaking broken english.  but it figures that would understadn me better if he thought i was.

HBox

07-20-2006, 04:41 PM

but it figures that would understadn me better if he thought i was. 
Can I get a translation?<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" />

FezPaul

07-20-2006, 04:43 PM

HBox wrote: but it figures that would understadn me better if he thought i was.  Can I get a translation?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /> STU is a big dumb oaf.

narc

07-20-2006, 04:43 PM

HBox uses a pair of Michael Moore's old discolored BVD's as a coffee filter he loves him so much.

This message was edited by narc on 7-20-06 @ 8:44 PM

Don Stugots

07-20-2006, 04:44 PM

FezPaul wrote: HBox wrote: but it figures that HE would understand me better if he thought i was.  Can I get a translation?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /> STU is a big dumb oaf.i try mister but its not easy playing the foil.

SatCam

07-20-2006, 04:46 PM

Hey Stu, are you gonna marry all the chicks on the planet or are you gonna leave some for the rest of us?

Don Stugots

07-20-2006, 04:48 PM

SatCam wrote: Hey Stu, are you gonna marry all the chicks on the planet or are you gonna leave some for the rest of us? better move fast.  i can smell #4 almost turning 18 any day now.

DarkHippie

07-20-2006, 05:12 PM

I cant believe i read all 8 pages of this shit.  you all suck and make me yearn for Don and Mike.Fire away

FezPaul

07-20-2006, 05:15 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: SatCam wrote: Hey Stu, are you gonna marry all the chicks on the planet or are you gonna leave some for the rest of us? better move fast.  i can smell #4 almost turning 18 any day now.Step-daughter?

Don Stugots

07-20-2006, 05:15 PM

FezPaul wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: SatCam wrote: Hey Stu, are you gonna marry all the chicks on the planet or are you gonna leave some for the rest of us? better move fast.  i can smell #4 almost turning 18 any day now.Step-daughter?ex sister in law

Hottub

07-20-2006, 05:30 PM

So HOT!!!

Don Stugots

07-20-2006, 05:33 PM

Hottub wrote: So HOT!!! thats what her told me.

DarkHippie

07-20-2006, 05:35 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: FezPaul wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: SatCam wrote: Hey Stu, are you gonna marry all the chicks on the planet or are you gonna leave some for the rest of us? better move fast.  i can smell #4 almost turning 18 any day now.Step-daughter?ex sister in lawDoes she know or are you just gonna bash her over the head with a sock of pennies like your other wives?

EliSnow

07-20-2006, 05:55 PM

DarkHippie wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: FezPaul wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: SatCam wrote: Hey Stu, are you gonna marry all the chicks on the planet or are you gonna leave some for the rest of us? better move fast.  i can smell #4 almost turning 18 any day now.Step-daughter?ex sister in lawDoes she know or are you just gonna bash her over the head with a sock of pennies like your other wives?Come on.  How can you you think he'd ever do that?   I'm thinking he'll use roofies.

DarkHippie

07-20-2006, 05:57 PM

EliSnow wrote: DarkHippie wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: FezPaul wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: SatCam wrote: Hey Stu, are you gonna marry all the chicks on the planet or are you gonna leave some for the rest of us? better move fast.  i can smell #4 almost turning 18 any day now.Step-daughter?ex sister in lawDoes she know or are you just gonna bash her over the head with a sock of pennies like your other wives?Come on.  How can you you think he'd ever do that?   I'm thinking he'll use roofies.Roofies wear off.  An ass beating lasts forever

Don Stugots

07-20-2006, 05:58 PM

DarkHippie wrote: EliSnow wrote: DarkHippie wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: FezPaul wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: SatCam wrote: Hey Stu, are you gonna marry all the chicks on the planet or are you gonna leave some for the rest of us? better move fast.  i can smell #4 almost turning 18 any day now.Step-daughter?ex sister in lawDoes she know or are you just gonna bash her over the head with a sock of pennies like your other wives?Come on.  How can you you think he'd ever do that?   I'm thinking he'll use roofies.Roofies wear off.  An ass beating lasts foreverThe ass beating lasts a life time with fear and terror.  thats all i'm sayin

FezPaul

07-20-2006, 06:03 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: thats all i'm sayinI wish.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />