View Full Version : Who would you rather kill
kdubya
07-20-2006, 06:37 PM
<p>Playing off the zombie preparedness thread I have another question for ya'll.</p><p>You are in a small city, large town, about 100,00 people. Would you rather face 3-4 vampires invading your town or a full on zombie outbreak. Please explain your answer and how you would fend of the attack.</p><p>Just to clarify we are talking about normal vampires, not retard zombies with super-vampire strength.</p>
docgoblin
07-20-2006, 06:50 PM
<p>You should actually ask: "How many vampires could you take?" </p><p>My answer would be: "Can I use a sickle?" <br /></p>
Fallon
07-20-2006, 07:02 PM
Vampires. At least if they get me I can still live a cool life. Being a zombie sucks.
FezPaul
07-20-2006, 07:06 PM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />Vampires. At least if they get me I can still live a cool life. Being a zombie sucks. <p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/zombie21.jpg<br /><strong><font size="3">Oh yeah!?!?</font></strong></p>
FUNKMAN
07-20-2006, 07:19 PM
<p>Vampires</p><p>cause i love garlic and steak</p>
tele7
07-20-2006, 07:28 PM
<p>Both choices suck.</p><p><img height="317" src="http://www.billrotelladrumbeatings.com/rimshot.gif" width="315" border="0" /></p>
Enabler
07-20-2006, 07:35 PM
Definetly 4 Vampires. The worst thing about zombies is that they always pop up in the most unsuspecting places. At least with 3-4 Vampires you could probably have a pretty good idea of where they are at most times. Plus, dont Vampires need to sleep for half the day anyway? Daylight hours would be quite pleasant.
FUNKMAN
07-20-2006, 07:39 PM
i was gonna say zombies but they kind've eat at your nerves after a while...
drusilla
07-21-2006, 11:27 AM
i say kill the zombies & let the vampires turn me. unless they don't like me, then kill them all.<br />
furie
07-21-2006, 11:33 AM
zombies, because there's no magic involved. thery're bound by normal laws of physics and do not require special skill to kill. vampires are just too crafty.
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by furie on 7-21-06 @ 3:35 PM</span>
Knowledged_one
07-21-2006, 12:02 PM
<p>I would get the hell out of that town.</p><p>Why would you hang out if there was a zombie army massing at your border</p><p>And i know how this one ends, you avoid the zombies and vampire and thats when the wolfman jumps out and rips your throat out</p><p>Nice try</p>
ChimneyFish
07-21-2006, 12:16 PM
<strong>furie</strong> wrote:<br />zombies, because there's no magic involved. thery're bound by normal laws of physics and do not require special skill to kill. vampires are just too crafty. <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by furie on 7-21-06 @ 3:35 PM</span> <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Finally, a sane person.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Zombies are slow moving. Vampires are much faster and agile than even an athlete. Plus, as you said, they're very crafty. They might have to "sleep" during the day, but you'd have to actually find their lair to have a chance.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Plus, if you've got 3-4 of them, you better hope Buffy or Faith are in town that week.</font></em></strong></p>
mdr55
07-21-2006, 02:07 PM
<p>Evedder says that he may have been bitten by a bat.</p><p> </p><p>Please don't hurt him. Vampires are people too.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Evedder......RUN!!!!!! </p>
DarkHippie
07-21-2006, 03:37 PM
I'd rather fight vampires, because even though you'll lose, they might be content to just rule the town and take an occasional virgin for dinner.
FUNKMAN
07-21-2006, 04:31 PM
<p>you figure most women would pick zombies because they like to be eaten...</p>
cougarjake13
07-21-2006, 06:13 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>you figure most women would pick zombies because they like to be eaten...</p><p>yeh but vampires want to suck the blood so either way its win -win for the woman</p>
ImaginaryTruker
07-21-2006, 07:14 PM
<p><font size="2">How old are the vampires and the zombies? If they're 9 years old, I could probably take a bunch of 'em, so it wouldn't matter. </font></p>
MadMatt
07-21-2006, 07:51 PM
<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>furie</strong> wrote:<br />zombies, because there's no magic involved. thery're bound by normal laws of physics and do not require special skill to kill. vampires are just too crafty. <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by furie on 7-21-06 @ 3:35 PM</span> <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Finally, a sane person.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Zombies are slow moving. Vampires are much faster and agile than even an athlete. Plus, as you said, they're very crafty. They might have to "sleep" during the day, but you'd have to actually find their lair to have a chance.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Plus, if you've got 3-4 of them, you better hope Buffy or Faith are in town that week.</font></em></strong></p><p><font size="2">Who said the Zombies were slow moving? What if they were Dawn of the Dead remake <em>Fast</em> moving Zombies?</font></p><p><font size="2">I think I'm still on your side, but fast Zombies would make things more difficult...</font></p>
Hottub
07-21-2006, 08:01 PM
<p>There is no such thing as a fast moving zombie. They are dead rotting flesh.Decomposing more and more as we speak.</p><p>This was all well discussed in the zombie thread.</p><p>And i suggest you all bookmark that thread, so you are ready when the time comes.</p>
FreshJ
07-21-2006, 09:46 PM
I say zombies, because while the vampires may be harder to kill outright, it would be more a challenge and more fun to kill. I think I could even take on Zombie Vampires if I had to, I think maybe about 100 all by myself, if there are more zombie vampires, I'm gonna need a little help.<br />
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