i killed a bat with a tennis racquet

[Marc with a c]

<p>dear oracle,</p><p>i was at my ex's place last night and there was a bat in the house.&nbsp; i freaked out like a little girl but after one swing and a miss i got it with a nice overhand volley.&nbsp; i put it in a plastic bag, and she called animal services today so it can get tested for the rabies.</p><p>has anyone had this experience before? i slept there the night before, do i have to potentially get rabies shots? and how many?</p><p>thanks folks.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>signed,</p><p>scarrdied bat</p>

[Don Stugots]

you slept there the night before?&nbsp; did you bang her?&nbsp; (i only ask because she is your ex)

[Jujubees2]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />you slept there the night before?&nbsp; did you bang her?&nbsp; (i only ask because she is your ex) <p>I agree.&nbsp; Forget the&nbsp;bat..&nbsp; What the hell are you doing spending the night your ex's?</p><p>And I think you will only get rabies if the bat bit you (or frech kissed you).</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Jujubees2 on 7-21-06 @ 5:57 PM</span>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i am a weak weak man stug.</p><p>yet strong enough to kick the shit out of a bat.</p>

[mdr55]

All I know is that you better not show up in the Vampires/Zombies thread.......you might not come back.<br />

[Don Stugots]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i am a weak weak man stug.</p><p>yet strong enough to kick the shit out of a bat.</p><p>good for you.&nbsp; you killed the wild beast and you got your due reward for it. </p><p>did it sounf like this: &quot;who killed the bat? tell me who killed the bat?&quot; </p>

[Gvac]

<p>If the bat is tested and found to be rabid, you probably have to get the shots, evedder.&nbsp; Bat bites are tiny and almost undetectable so you'd have to go the &quot;better safe than sorry&quot; route.</p><p>The good news is that they no longer administer the painful stomach shots for rabies.&nbsp; It's a series of 7 injections in the arm now.&nbsp; Isn't that great? &nbsp;<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" /></p><p>It's a complete myth that all bats have rabies, though.&nbsp; About half of one percent of bats tested wind up being rabid, less that skunks or raccoons.&nbsp; They're actually amazingly useful and interesting creatures.<br /></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If the bat is tested and found to be rabid, you probably have to get the shots, evedder.&nbsp; Bat bites are tiny and almost undetectable so you'd have to go the &quot;better safe than sorry&quot; route.</p><p>The good news is that they no longer administer the painful stomach shots for rabies.&nbsp; It's a series of 7 injections in the arm now.&nbsp; Isn't that great? &nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></p><p>It's a complete myth that all bats have rabies, though.&nbsp; About half of one percent of bats tested wind up being rabid, less that skunks or raccoons.&nbsp; <strong>They're actually amazingly useful and interesting creatures.<br /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">..,and delicious. Hey Earl...</font></strong></p>

[SatCam]

You should also get the bat tested for rabis

http://www.users.bigpond.com/peter_pidgeon/images/Rabi%20Dr%20I%20Porush%201961.jpg

oy vey

[FUNKMAN]

about 10 years ago a bat got into our building at work and was on the 1st level . we have long corridors and i was in the hallway and the bat was flying right towards me. all i can think of is the bat in 'Abbott &amp; Costello Meet Dracula' flying as the wolfman jumped and grabbed it and they fell to their death together on the rocks below...

[WhistlePig]

"I was in mortal combat with a fucking bat"

http://www.ziyue.com/person/n/NicolasCage/vampire008b.jpg

[PapaBear]

<p>I've had to chase two bats at a time, two years in a row. The first year, I fatally injured one of them by accidentally slamming a door on it. Both of these incidents took place around 2AM, and almost exactly one year apart. No bat sightings, since.</p><p>Don't worry too much about rabies. Rabies in bats is much more rare than most people think.</p>

[Snoogans]

i cant wait til this bat wakes up and causes hell in that bag<br />

[Don Stugots]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="3">I've had to chase two bats at a time, two years in a row</font></strong>. The first year, I fatally injured one of them by accidentally slamming a door on it. Both of these incidents took place around 2AM, and almost exactly one year apart. No bat sightings, since.</p><p>Don't worry too much about rabies. Rabies in bats is much more rare than most people think.</p><p>uuummmmmm threesomes.&nbsp; i love to hear stories about them.&nbsp; </p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="536" height="461" border="0" src="http://www.mangoat.net/archives/Batman-take-em.jpg" /></p><p><font size="2"><br /></font></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<img border="0" src="http://blogs.indiewire.com/reverseshot/images/batman-tv-series-batman-robin-4000246.jpg" />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 7-22-06 @ 8:42 PM</span>

[WhistlePig]

My parents have a bunch of bats in their attic and the exterminator can't do
anything about them until September because they are endangered and summer
is when they're having babies--some environmental law. Meanwhile, the bats are
covering everything in the attic with 3 inches of poop and ruining it all.

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">i killed a bat with a tennis racquet</font></strong></p><p>not totally related but one time i got hit in the balls with a bat</p><p>then i had to pay for the broken bat</p>

[Furtherman]

Marc! Your skills are needed again in the world.

Shock for receptionist as she discovers a visitor in her trousers (http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/727797?UserKey=0)

A teenager was stunned to find that a baby bat had been curled up inside her bra for five hours - as she was wearing it. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2266900/Teenager-finds-baby-bat-in-her-bra.html)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00685/hawkins-bat-404_685734c.jpg

[SatCam]

A teenager was stunned to find that a baby bat had been curled up inside her bra for five hours - as she was wearing it.

Right.......... stunned.......... more like she was wearing her last pair of socks on her feet




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