If You Had To Change Your Ethnicity...

[Gvac]

<p>Something the boys brought up briefly on the show today - If you had to change your ethnic background to be 100% of another ethnicity what would you choose?&nbsp; You don't have to change your race; for example you could go from being Irish-Italian to 100% German.&nbsp; Or you could go from Latino to Japanese, your choice.</p><p>I think I'd probably go Scottish.&nbsp; They're crazy bastards, I dig the accent, and I'd love to be able to wear a skirt in this awful humidity without looking like a fruit. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.wspd.wellington.net.nz/pipebands/Kilt.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

ditto.&nbsp; i have sexy knees.&nbsp;

[StewySezILoveGo]

<font size="3">Maybe Swedish or some such.&nbsp; Then I could tolerate the cold better, I think.&nbsp; If it's below 70d.F, it's too cold for me!</font>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>I would like to be black..</p><p><img height="183" src="http://www.alliance-recruiting.com/images/cancontent_photo02.gif" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>From the waist down</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I would like to be black..</p><p><img height="183" src="http://www.alliance-recruiting.com/images/cancontent_photo02.gif" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>From the waist down</p><p>so you can run fast??</p>

[SatCam]

I would like to have an asian brain

italian hair

irish taste buds

ethiopian legs

black cock

[torker]

<p>I'm saving up to be Jewish.</p><p><img height="161" src="http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/mp/2003/01/09/images/2003010900190301.jpg" width="161" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

Australian... seems cool

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I'm Scottish, and I've never worn a kilt.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Just the occasional evening dress with high-heels and fish-net stockings.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">No Homo</font></strong></p>

[OGC]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />Australian... seems cool <p>Didn't Ron say recently that Austrailians are the worst white people on the planet ?</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />Australian... seems cool <p>Didn't Ron say recently that Austrailians are the worst white people on the planet ?</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I thought he hated Hungarians.</font></strong></p>

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />Australian... seems cool <p>Didn't Ron say recently that Austrailians are the worst white people on the planet ?</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I thought he hated Hungarians.</font></strong></p><p>WHo doesn't?</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I'm Scottish, and I've never worn a kilt.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Just the occasional evening dress with high-heels and fish-net stockings.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">No Homo</font></strong></p><p>we would love you anyway.&nbsp; can we see what you look like in that get up?</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>This one's easy for me. Portugese. I love the language, love the women, and the Portugese culture is very similar southern Italian, but a little more sophisticated. Plus I love those old european towns. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[zildjian361]

&nbsp;NEVER<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" />

[ADF]

Inuit.&nbsp; I could get into any college I wanted.<br />

[Hottub]

For free!!!

[MadMatt]

I would say American Indian, although I do not know what tribe.&nbsp; Also a big help RE: Colleges.

[suggums]

<p>i'd want to be part of some pygmy tribe where the tallest person is like 4 feet.</p><p>also one of those african tribes like manute bol is from where they are really really tall.</p><p>either/or&nbsp;</p>

[narc]

I'd like to have an ethnicity where I'd have more of a history in this country. Like having relatives who fought in war way back, because I really don't know much about my family history or anything.

[Snoogans]

Id be black, because, based mostly on how I set my seat when I drive, but also some on my musically selection&lt; i get told alot that I'm like a brotha<br />

[SinA]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This one's easy for me. Portugese. I love the language, love the women, and the Portugese culture is very similar southern Italian, but a little more sophisticated. Plus I love those old european towns. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>brazilian?&nbsp; good futball skills and the world's 2nd best porn.</p><p>and the word is synonomous with hairless pinkhole</p>

[legroommusic]

I'd like to be white. you guys don't know how good you have it.

[Snoogans]

yes, we do<br />

[FreshJ]

I want to be Nigerian, that way I could send people emails about their late uncle and ask for people to send me money, promising them Millions.<br />

[Snoogans]

good fuckin call<br />

[soupcan]

french...so i can be rude and&nbsp; obnoxious to all you fuckers!&nbsp; eat cheese and butter by the pound ,drink wine by the gallon and not get fat...you lowly peasants!!!<br />

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This one's easy for me. Portugese. I love the language, love the women, and the Portugese culture is very similar southern Italian, but a little more sophisticated. Plus I love those old european towns. </p><p> </p><p>brazilian? good futball skills and the world's 2nd best porn.</p><p>and the word is synonomous with hairless pinkhole</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Either Portugal or Brazil.&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[docgoblin]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />Australian... seems cool <p>Didn't Ron say recently that Austrailians are the worst white people on the planet ?</p><p><strong><font size="2" face="courier new,courier,monospace">I thought he hated Hungarians.</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I believe he also mentioned the Dutch... filthy, filthy people!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'd like to become Jewish. They're the chosen ones.&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm saving up to be Jewish.</p><p><img width="161" height="161" border="0" src="http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/mp/2003/01/09/images/2003010900190301.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I came awfully close to spewing my coffee on that one torker.&nbsp; Thank you for a good Saturday morning laugh!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="2" face="courier new,courier,monospace">I'm Scottish, and I've never worn a kilt.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2" face="courier new,courier,monospace">Just the occasional evening dress with high-heels and fish-net stockings.</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thanks for helping me make up my mind as to where I'm going on vacation this year.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.enchantedlearning.com/usa/states/arizona/map.GIF" />&nbsp;</p>

[MHasegawa]

canadian all the way bitches<br />

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote: <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I thought he hated Hungarians.</font></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I believe the the exact quote was &quot;fuckin' Hungies&quot;.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I'll go with Atlantean.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">My home may have disappeared into the sea a long time ago, but half of my DNA would be alien, thus bestowing upon me certain advantages over others.</font></em></strong></p>

[A.J.]

Siamese.

[WhistlePig]

Roman

[reeshy]

American, you sluts!!!!!!!<br />

[Coach]

Dominican, I can get drunk and fuck white women all the time...fine!