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Rockvillejoe

07-21-2006, 04:47 PM

There has been extensive discussuion regarding people's dislike for ESD, and criticism that Black Earl is useless. I submit that many of us regard these characters the way we do based on how the esteemed Mr Bennington treats them on the air. My take is that Ron obviously thinks they are doing a great job, entertaining us in their own unique way. His frustration and anger is merely an act. If he didn't want them there, they would not be there. "The Ronny factor", (not to be mistaken for the "O'Reilly factor"), has great influence on us listeners, and  is prevelant throughout each show. He has a great sense of what works and what is funny, and what is boring. There is another 300 lb. gorilla that enjoys the same influence with his listening audience. One Howard Aaron Stern. I bet if "The Ronny factor" regarded ESD as clever, witty, and worthwhile, the threads on this site would be singing his praises. So far, "The Ronny factor" is batting a thousand. It's all good, it's all funny. ESD and Earl know that. Mr. B is one smart, clever and funny mo-fo.

FezPaul

07-21-2006, 04:53 PM

Most of the people on this board defend ESD and Earl.

Don Stugots

07-21-2006, 05:05 PM

FezPaul wrote: Most of the people on this board defend ESD and Earl. i know i have never stood up for that ESD guy.  he gives me the creeps with one eye brow

EliSnow

07-21-2006, 05:09 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: FezPaul wrote: Most of the people on this board defend ESD and Earl. i know i have never stood up for that ESD guy.  he gives me the creeps with one eye browThat's because you're afraid that doing so would expose your man crush for him.

FezPaul

07-21-2006, 05:16 PM

EliSnow wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: FezPaul wrote: Most of the people on this board defend ESD and Earl. i know i have never stood up for that ESD guy.  he gives me the creeps with one eye browThat's because you're afraid that doing so would expose your man crush for him.Uh oh, now Matty's gonna be jealous.   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" />

torker

07-21-2006, 05:30 PM

Rockvillejoe wrote:  There is another 300 lb. gorilla that enjoys the same influence with his listening audience. One Howard Aaron Stern. Allan.

FezPaul

07-21-2006, 05:41 PM

torker wrote: Rockvillejoe wrote:  There is another 300 lb. gorilla that enjoys the same influence with his listening audience. One Howard Aaron Stern. Allan.  <table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" width="80%" border="1"><tr>GorillasHeightWeight</tr><tr><td>Female</td><td>4.6 ft (1.4 m)</td><td>200 lb (90 kg)</td></tr><tr><td>Male</td><td>5.6 ft (1.7 m)</td><td>400 lb (180 kg)</td></tr></table>I thought 300lb sounded light for a gorilla. Are you calling Ronnie a lightweight?

Rockvillejoe

07-21-2006, 05:48 PM

FezPaul wrote: torker wrote: Rockvillejoe wrote:  There is another 300 lb. gorilla that enjoys the same influence with his listening audience. One Howard Aaron Stern. Allan.  <table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" width="80%" border="1"><tr>GorillasHeightWeight</tr><tr><td>Female</td><td>4.6 ft (1.4 m)</td><td>200 lb (90 kg)</td></tr><tr><td>Male</td><td>5.6 ft (1.7 m)</td><td>400 lb (180 kg)</td></tr></table>I thought 300lb sounded light for a gorilla. Are you calling Ronnie a lightweight?I stand CO rrected. 500lb. if an ounce! And alan not aaron (I still think its aaron)

FreshJ

07-21-2006, 10:00 PM

I think the ron factor goes much further then what you stated, I almost think he could do a show with just about anyone and still make it enjoyable.  Don't get me wrong, Fez is a great "Straight" man, but Ron's comments like have you ever had cat?, yeah I've eaten pussy is just hilarious.

JustJon

07-22-2006, 09:43 AM

Are you saying you're not a Ronnyite?  You don't pray in the Church of Ron?

Rockvillejoe

07-22-2006, 01:45 PM

JustJon wrote: Are you saying you're not a Ronnyite?  You don't pray in the Church of Ron? Im saying that if I had to drive cross country with someone that didn't have a vagina, I would pick the venerable Mr B. I am also saying at my Magical dinner party where you could invite anyone dead or alive, that along with Richard Pryor, Lee Harvey Oswald, Einstein, Ed Gein, Johnny Carson, Marilyn Monroe, L. DaVinci, and a Sophia Loren in her prime, Ron Bennington would be sitting to my right, making clever conversation and making wisecracks. Ms Loren would be on my lap, tits in my face, thank you very much.