SHE'S NOT PREGNANT

[IamFogHat]

<p>Holy shit, I've been carrying this worry around for the last three weeks, I won't get into why, but now she's had her period earlier a week, meaning me - ye who frankly cannot afford although I would if i had to, a pregnancy nor an abortion - is no daddy!&nbsp;&nbsp; This is joyus news.&nbsp; seriously. </p>

[Hottub]

<p>If you would practice safe sex, or abstainance, this would not even be an issue.</p><p>Use common sense.</p><p>Or a rubber.</p><p>Glad you are ok on this one.</p>

[IamFogHat]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you would practice safe sex, or abstainance, this would not even be an issue.</p><p>Use common sense.</p><p>Or a rubber.</p><p>Glad you are ok on this one.</p><p>Dude, I'm a psychologist, logic is my Modus operendi.&nbsp; No lecutures please, anyone who's been in the situation where you really love someone, and things go crazy, and frankly condoms are not an optiion of time, convienience, or accessibility, then you understand my story.</p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>EDIT: did not realize what forum this was in. Sorry and congrats on the good news</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by JPMNICK on 7-23-06 @ 1:22 AM</span>

[PapaBear]

Baby or no baby... Ron will still expect a free cigar. They are, after all, his favorite kind.

[torker]

<p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ff0033" size="7">.</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by torker on 7-23-06 @ 12:58 AM</span>

[TooCute]

<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br><p>dude you can not
afford 200 and a ride? you needÿa better job</p><p></p>

Isn't this supposed to be a forum where we're supposed to be supportive
and sensitive and helpful and all those things?

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you would practice safe sex, or abstainance, this would not even be an issue.</p><p>Use common sense.</p><p>Or a rubber.</p><p>Glad you are ok on this one.</p><p>Dude, I'm a psychologist, logic is my Modus operendi. No lecutures please, anyone who's been in the situation where you really love someone, and things go crazy, and frankly condoms are not an optiion of time, convienience, or accessibility, then you understand my story.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...why wasn't she on the Pill then, if you're in a monogamous relationship and you can't be bothered with condoms?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[SinA]

<p>been there.</p><p>she's pregnant? im happy, right? we're happy, right?&nbsp; we can do this?&nbsp; we love each other and plan to be together forever?</p><p>fucking glad the answers were &quot;no&quot;</p>

[WhistlePig]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br><p>ÿ</
p><strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /
><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you
would practice safe sex, or abstainance, this would not even be an issue.</
p><p>Use common sense.</p><p>Or a rubber.</p><p>Glad you are ok on
this one.</p><p>Dude, I'm a psychologist, logic is my
Modus operendi. No lecutures please, anyone who's been in the situation where
you really love someone, and things go crazy, and frankly condoms are not an
optiion of time, convienience, or accessibility, then you understand my story.</
p><p>ÿ</p><p>ÿ</p><p>ÿ</p><p>...why wasn't she
on the Pill then, if you're in a monogamous relationship and you can't be
bothered with condoms?</p><p>ÿ</p><p>ÿ</p><p></p>

Yeah...you need to be more responsible in the future. Don't make an innocent
baby pay the price for your impatience/stupidity.

[newport king]

<p>fuck that morality nonsense. congrats on the period and dodging the bullet for at least one more month. my advice...when you get close pull out and run one across her tits or something.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>YYYYAAAAHHHHOOOOO!!!!</p><p>i am happy that your women is riding the crimson wave.&nbsp; i have played the same roulette game plenty of times in my life.&nbsp; i even hug my chick alittle harder the day every month that she comes to me and informs me that her &quot;friend&quot; is visiting.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>screw these people that are having kids!&nbsp; </p>

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Holy shit, I've been carrying this worry around for the last three weeks, I won't get into why, but now she's had her period earlier a week, meaning me - ye who frankly cannot afford although I would if i had to, a pregnancy nor an abortion - is no daddy!&nbsp;&nbsp; This is joyus news.&nbsp; seriously. </p><p>its all about you isnt it?</p>

[SinA]

she's gotta be ecstatic about it. what a relief not having to explain a little red-headed mulatto bastard.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br />she's gotta be ecstatic about it. what a relief not having to explain a little red-headed mulatto bastard. <p>you sir have just made snort bannana strawberry smoothie out my nose.</p>

[high fly]

<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Dude, I'm a psychologist, logic is my Modus operendi.&nbsp; No lecutures please, anyone who's been in the situation where you really love someone, and things go crazy, and frankly condoms are not an optiion of time, convienience, or accessibility, then you understand my story.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Too smart for birth control, eh?</font></p><p><font size="2" /></p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>CONGRATS!</p><p>You're young. Always have a back up contraceptive. </p><p>Using condoms? Have her use The Sponge (back on the market) or contraceptive foam. Or The Pill. It's really not that much of a pain to take it. So don't believe her. Better yet, the Patch. </p><p>I'm not trying to shift the responsibility to the girl. It's just smart to have a back up if you are having sex. With condoms. </p>

[Jennitalia]

so you gave her the o'l whoops-a-daisy, huh?

[reeshy]

Do what I did...when my first wife told me that she thought she was pregnant....I immediately enrolled her in a kick-boxing class!!!!!<br />

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br />logic is my Modus operendi.&nbsp; condoms are not an optiion

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 7-24-06 @ 11:10 AM</span>

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Two points of advice:</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">1( convince the fine young women to get an IUD. My ex went through the procedure about a month after we met. No worries, mate.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/cool.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">2) always keep a couple hundred squirreled away for certain emergencies</font></em></strong></p>

[Jennitalia]

<font color="#ff0000">I had a scare a couple of months ago.&nbsp; I've been on the pill for years.&nbsp; For some reason, I forgot to take the pill...for about a week.&nbsp; You're supposed to just forget about the rest of that month's of pills and start all over the following month, and use other means of protection.&nbsp; Instead,&nbsp;I doubled up and didn't use another form of bc (we already had one condom mishap and I didn't want to relive that nightmare).&nbsp; The pill regulates your period, so I was freaking out for the week I was supposed to get it but didn't.&nbsp; Finally, she came to visit about 10 days later.&nbsp; I was never so happy to have cramps in my life!</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;

[EliSnow]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you would practice safe sex, or abstainance, this would not even be an issue.</p><p>Use common sense.</p><p>Or a rubber.</p><p>Glad you are ok on this one.</p><p>Dude, I'm a psychologist, logic is my Modus operendi. No lecutures please, anyone who's been in the situation where you really love someone, and things go crazy, and frankly condoms are not an optiion of time, convienience, or accessibility, then you understand my story.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...why wasn't she on the Pill then, if you're in a monogamous relationship and you can't be bothered with condoms?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">The pill's not exactly foolproof.&nbsp; I have two friends who got pregnant while taking the pill.&nbsp; And this is after years of taking it.&nbsp; </font></p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">Too bad.&nbsp; Pregnant sex is some of the best ever!</font></p><p><img height="227" src="http://www.niehs.nih.gov/oc/factsheets/ceh/images/pregnant.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p>

[newport king]

yeah but you're still fucking a fat chick.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you would practice safe sex, or abstainance, this would not even be an issue.</p><p>Use common sense.</p><p>Or a rubber.</p><p>Glad you are ok on this one.</p><p>Dude, I'm a psychologist, logic is my Modus operendi. No lecutures please, anyone who's been in the situation where you really love someone, and things go crazy, and frankly condoms are not an optiion of time, convienience, or accessibility, then you understand my story.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>...why wasn't she on the Pill then, if you're in a monogamous relationship and you can't be bothered with condoms?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font size="3" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">The pill's not exactly foolproof. I have two friends who got pregnant while taking the pill. And this is after years of taking it. </font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'd rather take my chances with a 98% Pill than God-only-knows bareback, which is the crux of the problem.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p>Of course, you could just listen to the President:</p><p><img height="220" src="http://www.lifetv.ee/Ru/images/50/01-president-bush.jpg" width="165" border="0" /></p><p><strong><em>&ldquo;&hellip;but I tell you this, if you're interested in what works, it [abstinence] works 100 percent of the time. (Laughter and applause.)&rdquo; &ndash; President Bush, The Church at Rock Creek, Little Rock, Arkansas, June 2002</em></strong></p>

[Justice4all]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you would practice safe sex, or abstainance, this would not even be an issue.</p><p>Use common sense.</p><p>Or a rubber.</p><p>Glad you are ok on this one.</p><p>Dude, I'm a psychologist, logic is my Modus operendi. No lecutures please, anyone who's been in the situation where you really love someone, and things go crazy, and frankly condoms are not an optiion of time, convienience, or accessibility, then you understand my story.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...why wasn't she on the Pill then, if you're in a monogamous relationship and you can't be bothered with condoms?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Tens and Hottub speak the truth. I understand the heat-of-the-moment thing, but you still need to be more careful then that. If you are a Psycologist then you need to make sure your head above your shoulders is always in control. Love or no love.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>BUT...congrats on your stress free news.</p><p>Now go buy a box of trojans!</p>

[Keotok]

Not to bust bubbles, but I had my period TWICE before finding out I was
3 months pregnant.&nbsp; Only difference is that we were planning, and
it was a nice suprise....<br />

[mikeyboy]

<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you would practice safe sex, or abstainance, this would not even be an issue.</p><p>Use common sense.</p><p>Or a rubber.</p><p>Glad you are ok on this one.</p><p><strong>Dude, I'm a psychologist</strong>, logic is my Modus operendi.&nbsp; No lecutures please, anyone who's been in the situation where you really love someone, and things go crazy, and frankly condoms are not an optiion of time, convienience, or accessibility, then you understand my story.</p><p>This is way off topic, but I saw the bold-faced section above and wondered if I had made an improper assessment of your age.&nbsp; I had you pegged for late teens or early 20s, and to the best of my knowledge, in order to represent oneself as a psychologist, you need to obtain a doctoral degree.&nbsp; I assumed that I had just made an error in assessing your age from your previous posts, but your profile says that you were born in 1985.&nbsp; Anyway, not to nitpick, but unless your profile is wrong or you have indeed obtained a doctoral degree via Doogie Howseresque accelerated schooling, it's probably not a good idea to represent yourself as a psychologist.</p>

[SinA]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Of course, you could just listen to the President:</p><p><img height="220" src="http://www.lifetv.ee/Ru/images/50/01-president-bush.jpg" width="165" border="0" /></p><p><strong><em>&ldquo;&hellip;but I tell you this, if you're interested in what works, it [abstinence] works 100 percent of the time. (Laughter and applause.)&rdquo; &ndash; President Bush, The Church at Rock Creek, Little Rock, Arkansas, June 2002</em></strong></p><p>Didn't work for Mary.</p>