this is chicken, i wanted goat. i chop off my hand

[Skellington]

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[Furtherman]

<p>He just wanted to lend a hand.</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<img src="http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/wtf2.jpeg" border="0" />

[cupcakelove]

I love how it ended with him screaming 'I'm not a terrorist!'.<br />

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">I think he was just looking for a hand out!</font></p><p><img height="150" src="http://www.sito.org/synergy/panic/exchange/hand-uwi.jpg" width="142" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>when him and his wife went to see their son in the school play there was only</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rq0tWMZEdp4AmCCjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12v6f82av/EXP=1153935789/**http%3a//www.whitegiraffe.net/picts/Three%2520Hands%2520Clapping%2520logo.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[A.J.]

<p>Was he trying to spite his face?</p>

[aceofspades7]

the question is how did he cut off his hand?&nbsp; with a cleaver or some kind of electric saw?<br />

[FUNKMAN]

i'll take a 1/2 a pound of fresh hand please...

[reeshy]

Let's see.....goat's meat.....&quot;I am not a terrorist&quot;...he must be an ar.....oh....fuck him!!!!!!!<br />

[suggums]

this deserves a round of applause<br />

[FUNKMAN]

maybe he's looking to drum for def lepard

[fezident]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Was he trying to spite his face?</p><p><img height="53" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" width="56" border="0" /></p>

[Dayull]

How much willpower would it take to do that? that's got to take a good 3 seconds to cut through your wrist. You'd just stand there while a saw is cutting through your bones? That guy is a hero.<br />

[SatCam]

sounds like he was upset with the joint

[PapaBear]

<p>Which hand was he holding the hand in? Oh... wait...</p><p>It must have been the other one.</p>

[angelinad128]

Ok, well that guy was a little moody...