Baby Fever!

[JackDonovan]

<p> </p><p>Todays show has been amazing. It feels stupid, but Im as excited as Ronnie about Fez becoming a mother. Ron really has baby fever and it was reassuring to have him remind us that this is no work. And of course Fez would be a teriffic parent. </p><p>The only troubling aspect is that, historically, a baby means the show is in its creative twilight. Look to Roseanne, Step By Step, and even The Brady Bunch with pesky Cousin Oliver to a certain extent. Its a risk worth taking I think. Fez needs to get that baby. <br /></p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by JackDonovan on 7-25-06 @ 4:57 PM</span>

[SinA]

<p>don't forget married with children</p><p><img height="350" src="http://www.boyacts.com/babin/actorpics/1483.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p><p>just leave tht picture alone. you don't want to see where i found it.</p>

[JackDonovan]

I almost mentioned Seven Wanker, but I wanted to spare all of you the pain and fear of something similar happening to Ron &amp; Fez. Bob Sagat was on O&amp;A today talking about bathing with one of Uncle Jessies kids...two more examples of sitcom SIDS. One day well tune in to hear Fez's baby become a precocious 7 year-old overnight akin to Nicky Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Think it cant happen? Weve already seen the beloved character of Harry Targenian suffer Chuck Cunningham Syndrome...<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/unsure.gif" />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by JackDonovan on 7-25-06 @ 3:38 PM</span>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">My advice:</font></p><p><img height="219" src="http://jophan.org/mimosa/m22/m22_p21.jpg" width="539" border="0" /></p>

[TheRealEddie]

I don't know about Fez as a parent...let's not forget about Fuzz Whatley...<br />

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>don't forget married with children</p><p><img height="350" src="http://www.boyacts.com/babin/actorpics/1483.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p><p>just leave tht picture alone. you don't want to see where i found it.</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">How are you gonna pull that????</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Now I have to know.</font></em></strong></p>

[Gvac]

<p>Fez is going to continue to waffle on motherhood until he's too old to be a good parent.&nbsp; His hand has to be forced.</p><p>Out of the goodness of my heart I'm gonna steal a baby and leave it on the doorstep of the XM studios. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fez is going to continue to waffle on motherhood until he's too old to be a good parent.&nbsp; His hand has to be forced.</p><p>Out of the goodness of my heart I'm gonna steal a baby and leave it on the doorstep of the XM studios. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">With Jimmy there, I don't know if that's such a good idea.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">You might want to try and time the drop-off.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">You have full hour.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong></p>

[Don Stugots]

leave fez alone if he doesnt want to have baby.&nbsp; why go an ruin things by having a kid around?&nbsp; you have to watch how you talk, what you watch, they need to be fed, they need to be changed!!&nbsp; i am getting tired just thinking about it.

[AKA]

<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>don't forget married with children</p><p><img height="350" src="http://www.boyacts.com/babin/actorpics/1483.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p><p>just leave tht picture alone. you don't want to see where i found it.</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">How are you gonna pull that????</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Now I have to know.</font></em></strong></p><p>Right click and look at properties...SinA is a very disturbed young man. </p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />leave fez alone if he doesnt want to have baby.&nbsp; why go an ruin things by having a kid around?&nbsp; you have to watch how you talk, what you watch, they need to be fed, they need to be changed!!&nbsp; i am getting tired just thinking about it. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">And in the end, you have to have the authorities tell your neighbors what&nbsp;you've done&nbsp;you when you are about to move in.</font></em></strong></p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">How are you gonna pull that????</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Now I have to know.</font></em></strong></p><p>Right click and look at properties...SinA is a very disturbed young man. </p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I'll have to look at the mess later.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I forgot about properties.</font></em></strong></p>

[suggums]

<p><img width="450" height="381" border="0" src="http://www.2guysamacandawebsite.com/content/images/bono_eat_baby.jpg" /></p><p>now im starvin!&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Fez will really enjoy administering the old rectal thermometer during time of illness!!! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099"><img title="NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" height="512" alt="NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" src="http://a0.cpimg.com/image/DE/EE/324830-03c4-018F01FF-.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099" size="5">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font></strong></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />leave fez alone if he doesnt want to have baby.&nbsp; why go an ruin things by having a kid around?&nbsp; you have to watch how you talk, what you watch, they need to be fed, they need to be changed!!&nbsp; i am getting tired just thinking about it. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">And in the end, you have to have the authorities tell your neighbors what&nbsp;you've done&nbsp;you when you are about to move in.</font></em></strong></p><p>thats the worst of it.&nbsp; as if i dont have enough of a hard time just hiding the bodies and smelling there underroos</p>

[davenwo]

fez constantly checking a baby diaper with his ocd would rule.

[FUNKMAN]

i'm just a little nervous about him breast feeding the kid with them hairy nipples of his...

[bobrobot]

<p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i'm just a little nervous about him breast feeding the kid with them hairy nipples of his...</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">nursing &amp; flossing at the same time!!!</font></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 7-26-06 @ 12:57 AM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i'm just a little nervous about him breast feeding the kid with them hairy nipples of his... <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">nursing &amp; flossing at the same time!!!</font></strong></p><span class="post_edited">&nbsp;</span> <p><font color="#6633ff" size="2">flursing...</font></p><p>i like it budday!</p>

[PapaBear]

<p><strong><font size="5">RADIO PSYCHIC... RADIO PSYCHIC...</font></strong></p><p><font size="1">Fez is going back to Northern Va. this weekend, to pick up his new baby. The Friday Night Lights reunion will actually be a baby shower.</font></p>

[Skellington]

.....i'm just going to mail him a clothes hanger.....

[AKA]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="1">Fez is going back to Northern Va. this weekend, to pick up his new baby. The Friday Night Lights reunion will actually be a baby shower.</font></p><p>Now you've ruined everything!</p>

[docgoblin]

<p> </p><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000099">Fez will really enjoy administering the old rectal thermometer during time of illness!!! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099"><img border="0" src="http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/1836/fezbaby2in5.jpg" /><br /></font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="5" color="#000099">YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font size="4"><strong>Now, that's better!</strong></font> <br /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by docgoblin on 7-26-06 @ 6:17 PM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote: <font size="1">Fez is going back to Northern Va. this weekend, to pick up his new baby. The <font style="background-color: #ffff00">Friday Night Lights reunion will actually be a baby shower</font>.</font></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Baby <font style="background-color: #ffff00">GOLDEN</font> shower!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="347" src="http://www.tinkle.info/images/logo.gif" width="274" border="0" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>wbskellington2</strong> wrote:<br />.....i'm just going to mail him a clothes hanger..... <p>too funny.&nbsp; you are sexy as well as funny.&nbsp; perfect.</p>

[rumplestiltskin]

<p>Isn't that something</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by rumplestiltskin on 8-20-06 @ 11:38 PM</span>

[docgoblin]

<p> </p><strong>rumplestiltskin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JackDonovan</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>Todays show has been amazing. It feels stupid, </p><p> </p><p>and it was. Thank God I listen to a recorded copy of the show, fast forwarded through about 60% of Tuesday's drool - the only thing worse was that jonah bobo / lenay D fiasco. UGH</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I hope you're joking! Yesterday's show was terrific, and the Lenay/Jonah show with Gail-O will go down as an all-time classic, even Norton and Anthony said it was amazing radio! </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by docgoblin on 7-26-06 @ 10:10 PM</span>

[niche]

Nice pic docgoblin!&nbsp; Is Fez still at a 7 or 8 out of 10 for a new baby!

[MobCounty]

I'm calling shinannigans on the whole baby thing..&nbsp; Bring back Fez betting with elfish!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

[timhorton]

Fez with a baby? I think Ronnie wants a little Lebanese baby just so Fezzy can fatten it up..and then a little ranch sauce and a pita..ummm that's good baby..the other dark meat&nbsp;!!

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by timhorton on 7-27-06 @ 9:28 PM</span>

[docgoblin]

I guess there will be no baby. I actually think that a baby might be great for Fezzy. I know it was a bit, but from all i've heard, Fez is terrific with kids. If he had one of his own it might be the best medicine for what ails him... mentally, emotionally, and physically. Think of it... parents do it all the time. You forget all your own problems when you have a child to take care of. <br />

[soupcan]

<p>children today are out of control and knowing fez's attitude about discipline it wouldn't be long 'til...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="353" src="http://www.wheelchairanglingandhamradio.co.uk/images/baby_middle-finger.jpg" width="464" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by soupcan on 7-27-06 @ 10:01 PM</span>

[rruffian]

<p><font size="3">Say Ronnie...</font><font size="4">Say Ronnie!</font></p><p><font size="4">What kind of BBQ sauce will you need for the new baby?</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>he can get a nanny. then he can have a series called</p><p>Nanny And The ProFezzer...</p>

[Enabler]

<p>Watched&nbsp;Raising Arizona again last night and the scenes with Goodman and his partner in crime stealing the baby and losing the baby and robbing the bank with the baby totally reminded me of ron and fez. Someone with editing skills should do something up with that. Also, I would love to see ron and fezzies face on this......</p><p><img src="http://kotiweb.kotiportti.fi/johan.backman/paulreiser/two02.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[ruthless]

<p>So how long will it be until Fez is hosing the kid down in the driveway with the other kids looking on?</p><p>&nbsp;:)</p>

[Skellington]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>wbskellington2</strong> wrote:<br />.....i'm just going to mail him a clothes hanger..... <p>too funny.&nbsp; you are sexy as well as funny.&nbsp; perfect.</p><p align="center"><img title="bad" height="275" alt="bad" src="http://photos.imageevent.com/kriegweasel/fotos/babybad.jpg" width="238" border="0" /></p>

[pujolist]

<strong>docgoblin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>rumplestiltskin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JackDonovan</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Todays show has been amazing. It feels stupid, </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and it was. Thank God I listen to a recorded copy of the show, fast forwarded through about 60% of Tuesday's drool - the only thing worse was that jonah bobo / lenay D fiasco. UGH</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I hope you're joking! Yesterday's show was terrific, and the Lenay/Jonah show with Gail-O will go down as an all-time classic, even Norton and Anthony said it was amazing radio! </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by docgoblin on 7-26-06 @ 10:10 PM</span> <p>The Lenay/Jonah show with Gail-O was great.&nbsp; I heard it on replay several times and thought it was hilarious.</p>

[niche]

Lenay and Jonah show was great, but Jonah seemed like a brat.&nbsp; Like the rich bitches on&nbsp; that sweet 16 reality show.&nbsp;

[DirtbagIan]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>niche</strong> wrote:<br />Lenay and Jonah show was great, but Jonah seemed like a brat. Like the rich bitches on that sweet 16 reality show. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That's a little extreme.&nbsp; I didn't think he sounded like a brat, he sounded like a normal kid. &nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>i hate baby love.</p>

[DirtbagIan]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i hate baby love.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Baby hater. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<p>No, Stu actually loves babies.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Braised with Marsalla, and a side of linguine!</p>

[skeeball]

<p><img title="Fez's Boobie" height="147" alt="Fez's Boobie" src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c221/wouldja/fezfeeding.jpg" width="191" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fezzie will make such a great mother.</p>

[fezshog]

i would love baby love dipped in some butter, man I'm fckin starvin we got any baby love aroud here earl?

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by fezshog on 7-30-06 @ 11:34 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<pre><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"><strong>What's better on a baby than a little Salt n Pepa</strong></font></pre><pre><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"><strong>Ah, push it<br /><br />Ah, push it<br /><br /><br />Oooh, baby, baby<br /><br />Baby, baby<br /><br />Oooh, baby, baby<br /><br />Baby, baby<br /><br /><br />Get up on this!<br /><br /><br />Ow! baby!<br /><br />Salt and pepa's here!<br /><br /><br />[now wait a minute, y'all<br /><br />This dance ain't for everybody<br /><br />Only the sexy people<br /><br />So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance<br /><br />Dance, I said!]<br /><br /><br />Salt and pepa's here, and we're in effect<br /><br />Want you to push it, babe<br /><br />Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat<br /><br />C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know<br /><br />How to become number one in a hot party show<br /><br />Now push it<br /><br /><br />Ah, push it - push it good<br /><br />Ah, push it - push it real good<br /><br />Ah, push it - push it good<br /><br />Ah, push it - p-push it real good<br /><br /><br />Hey! ow!<br /><br />Push it good!<br /><br /><br />Oooh, baby, baby<br /><br />Baby, baby<br /><br />Oooh, baby, baby<br /><br />Baby, baby<br /><br /><br />Push it good<br /><br />Push it real good<br /><br />Ah, push it<br /><br />Ah, push it<br /><br /><br />Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop<br /><br />Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss<br /><br />Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pi**ed<br /><br />Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would? <br /><br />Now push it<br /><br /><br />Push it good<br /><br />Push it real good<br /><br />Push it good<br /><br />P-push it real good<br /><br /><br />Ah, push it<br /><br />Get up on this!<br /><br /><br />Boy, you really got me going<br /><br />You got me so I don't know what I'm doing<br /><br /><br />Ah, push it</strong></font></pre><pre><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"><strong>&nbsp;</strong></font></pre><pre><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"><strong>it's pretty recent, NO?</strong></font></pre>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 7-30-06 @ 11:42 PM</span>

[PapaBear]

Funkman... I think you would have really enjoyed my rendition of that song whenever (in my bartender days) some one would ask me for some salt and pepper. I shook my butt, and everything.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Funkman... I think you would have really enjoyed my rendition of that song whenever (in my bartender days) some one would ask me for some salt and pepper. I shook my butt, and everything. <p>damn, how come i miss all the good butt shakes?&nbsp; </p><p>no homo</p>