Fun In The Sun ((AKA, Shelle's Burned Ass.)) [Archive]

ShelleBink

07-25-2006, 01:22 PM

So, I live at the beach. I haven't been TO the beach since moving here... I figured today, having nothing to do, and having decent weather.... why not. I settle in a nice, quiet, far-away-from-people spot. Then some Eastern European family set up right next to me. No biggie. Then they let their toddler run around naked. Okay, that's a little weird. They get up and leave, I guess to go to a restaurant since they left all of their chairs, towels, etc.Then this guy, had to be in his 40s sets up his chair about 10 feet away from me. I glance over, and notice he's taking cell phone camera pics of my bikini'd body. I found this weird, considering there were PLENTY of hotter girls with better bodies sprawled out all over. I took the whole gesture as a compliment, and prayed he didn't do anything else. After about 20 minutes snapping pictures, he got up, took his stuff, and left. I get back to my apartment, and feel my legs are in a little pain. Considering the lack of movement while laying out, I figured it was just soreness. I go to take a shower, and notice the WORST BUTT SUNBURN ever. It looks like I put on my bikini bottom and splashed red paint on my back. I have one white ass right now. I suppose this is deserved. Last week I pulled off my bud's board shorts and left him hanging free in the breeze on the boardwalk ... and then I made fun of his white ass. 

This message was edited by ShelleBink on 7-26-06 @ 11:30 AM

Don Stugots

07-25-2006, 01:33 PM

ShelleBink wrote: So, I live at the beach.  I haven't been TO the beach since moving here... I figured today, having nothing to do, and having decent weather.... why not. I settle in a nice, quiet, far-away-from-people spot.  Then some Eastern European family set up right next to me.  No biggie.  Then they let their toddler run around naked.  Okay, that's a little weird.  They get up and leave, I guess to go to a restaurant since they left all of their chairs, towels, etc.Then this guy, had to be in his <strike>40s</strike> 30s sets up his chair about 10 feet away from me.  I glance over, and notice he's taking cell phone camera pics of my bikini'd body.  I found this weird, considering there were PLENTY of hotter girls with better bodies sprawled out all over.  I took the whole gesture as a compliment, and prayed he didn't do anything else.  After about 20 minutes snapping pictures, he got up, took his stuff, and left. I get back to my apartment, and feel my legs are in a little pain.  Considering the lack of movement while laying out, I figured it was just soreness.  I go to take a shower, and notice the WORST BUTT SUNBURN ever.  It looks like I put on my bikini bottom and splashed red paint on my back.  I have one white ass right now.  I suppose this is deserved.  Last week I pulled off my bud's board shorts and left him hanging free in the breeze on the boardwalk ... and then I made fun of his white ass. i fixed the age of the guy.  thanks for the pic shelle.  nice tan.

Furtherman

07-25-2006, 01:41 PM

ShelleBink wrote: I took the whole gesture as a compliment, and prayed he didn't do anything else.  After about 20 minutes snapping pictures, he got up, took his stuff, and left. So, are you speaking for the entire female gender that taking pictures of bikini'd women at the beach is OK, a compliment even?  Cool.

mikeyboy

07-25-2006, 01:45 PM

So, do you think the camera phone guy was just taking pictures of the red, glowing ass burning bright enough to lead Santa's sleigh?

Gvac

07-25-2006, 01:57 PM

I hate to say it Shelle, but that's what you get for going to one of those "clothed" beaches.They're full of weirdos. I mean...really...who bathes with clothes on?  Bunch of screwballs.  Stick to the nudie beach.

Sheeplovr

07-25-2006, 01:58 PM

im not going to look

FUNKMAN

07-25-2006, 02:01 PM

<img height="198" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiVvlMZEJBIASu6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=127ngi7ui/EXP=1153951215/**http%3a//www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/CoppertoneGirl.jpg" width="150" border="0" />maybe you can be the next coppertone girl?

Jujubees2

07-25-2006, 02:09 PM

What a perv.  Does he know that you should always stand a good distance away and use a telephoto lens when scoping the babes at the beach?  Amateur!

This message was edited by Jujubees2 on 7-25-06 @ 6:15 PM

FUNKMAN

07-25-2006, 02:21 PM

Jujubees2 wrote: What a perv.  Does he now that you should always stand a good distance away and use a telephoto lens when scoping the babes at the beach?  Amateur!when i was 8 my grandparents took me to the beach club in ft lauderdale. they had a big L shaped pool. i couldn't swim but i would put my mask on and move along the ledge to the deep section. whenever a girl dove in i would stick my head underneath to view the bikini bottoms dropping down after they hit the water. saw ALOT of white hineys. that is until i got chased out

Gvac

07-25-2006, 02:24 PM

They had bikinis back then?

FUNKMAN

07-25-2006, 02:26 PM

Gvac wrote: They had bikinis back then? yes but they were made with dinosaur skin...

SinA

07-25-2006, 02:33 PM

ShelleBink wrote: So, I live at the beach.  I haven't been TO the beach since moving here... I figured today, having nothing to do, and having decent weather.... why not. I settle in a nice, quiet, far-away-from-people spot.  Then some Eastern European family set up right next to me.  No biggie.  Then they let their toddler run around naked.  Okay, that's a little weird.  They get up and leave, I guess to go to a restaurant since they left all of their chairs, towels, etc.Then this guy, had to be in his 40s sets up his chair about 10 feet away from me.  I glance over, and notice he's taking cell phone camera pics of my bikini'd body.  I found this weird, considering there were PLENTY of hotter girls with better bodies sprawled out all over.  I took the whole gesture as a compliment, and prayed he didn't do anything else.  After about 20 minutes snapping pictures, he got up, took his stuff, and left. I get back to my apartment, and feel my legs are in a little pain.  Considering the lack of movement while laying out, I figured it was just soreness.  I go to take a shower, and notice the WORST BUTT SUNBURN ever.  It looks like I put on my bikini bottom and splashed red paint on my back.  I have one white ass right now.  I suppose this is deserved.  Last week I pulled off my bud's board shorts and left him hanging free in the breeze on the boardwalk ... and then I made fun of his white ass. i love it.  eastern europeans!  i just call them cab drivers.as in "don't go to that club on friday night, it'll be full of cab drivers"

ShelleBink

07-25-2006, 02:48 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: <img width="150" height="198" border="0" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiVvlMZEJBIASu6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=127ngi7ui/EXP=1153951215/**http%3a//www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/CoppertoneGirl.jpg" />maybe you can be the next coppertone girl?  How did you find that??? That was the reference I've been making to my friends about it.  I don't know about other girls,  but like I said, I took it as a compliment.  Plus I was having a "good boob day"

ShelleBink

07-25-2006, 02:50 PM

mikeyboy wrote: So, do you think the camera phone guy was just taking pictures of the red, glowing ass burning bright enough to lead Santa's sleigh?   Could be.  I will say it draws attention to the area.

FUNKMAN

07-25-2006, 02:54 PM

sr71blackbird

07-25-2006, 03:31 PM

I am aroused

AngelAmy

07-25-2006, 07:04 PM

sr71blackbird wrote: I am aroused well stop it, that's my friend!!

SatCam

07-25-2006, 07:21 PM

Can we please see pics?

ShelleBink

07-26-2006, 06:00 AM

Yea I might have to just show the tan lines, it'll make you go "OUCH" ... should be up later today. The burns are so bad I don't even wanna wear clothing anymore.

AngelAmy

07-26-2006, 06:02 AM

ShelleBink wrote: The burns are so bad I don't even wanna wear clothing anymore. The cable guy will be happy about that

Bill From Yorktown

07-26-2006, 06:06 AM

ShelleBink wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: <img height="198" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiVvlMZEJBIASu6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=127ngi7ui/EXP=1153951215/**http%3a//www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/CoppertoneGirl.jpg" width="150" border="0" />maybe you can be the next coppertone girl?  How did you find that??? That was the reference I've been making to my friends about it.  I don't know about other girls,  but like I said, I took it as a compliment.  Plus I was having a "good boob day" so what is a "bad boob day"?  Doesnt exist.....

Jujubees2

07-26-2006, 06:07 AM

ShelleBink wrote: Yea I might have to just show the tan lines, it'll make you go "OUCH" ... should be up later today. The burns are so bad I don't even wanna wear clothing anymore. I know it hurts but, damn, that sound SO hot!

ShelleBink

07-26-2006, 06:45 AM

Not sure what the board policy is on showing ass, but here's the link:(I'll just add a preemptive NSFW -- A.J.) <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/Private/burns.jpg" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/Private/burns.jpg</a>It doesn't look nearly as bad in photos as it does in person. 

This message was edited by A.J. on 7-26-06 @ 11:09 AM

Jennitalia

07-26-2006, 06:47 AM

Shelle has the cutest li'l tushie ever.

ShelleBink

07-26-2006, 06:50 AM

Haha... its weird when the first compliment on my ass is from a chick.  At least its an awesome chick :o)

A.J.

07-26-2006, 07:10 AM

And Jennie's right:  it IS a cute tushie.

Hottub

07-26-2006, 07:16 AM

Not sure what the board policy is on showing ass, but here's the link:  I think you did it correctly. You linked rather than put up the pic, and prefaced by saying it was an ass picture. NSFW perhaps should have been used here. I think the mods should discuss this one of these days. Oh yeah, nice butt!

This message was edited by Hottub on 7-26-06 @ 11:20 AM

ShelleBink

07-26-2006, 07:29 AM

Hottub wrote: Not sure what the board policy is on showing ass, but here's the link: I think you did it correctly. You linked rather than put up the pic, and prefaced by saying it was an ass picture. NSFW perhaps should have been used here. I think the mods should discuss this one of these days. Oh yeah, nice butt!

This message was edited by Hottub on 7-26-06 @ 11:20 AM  My theory is that if diaper commercials can show naked baby asses, showing my ass ((and with nothing sexually suggestive)) should be allowed.  it should be my coppertone girl application picture.  I should get a dog trying to rip my shorts off.

Freebird

07-26-2006, 07:37 AM

Cute tushies always make the day brighter!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

Dougie Brootal

07-26-2006, 07:48 AM

sorry, i would've been first but it took a while to work this out,<img src="http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/spooge.gif" border="0" /> ShelleBink wrote: Haha... its weird when the first compliment on my ass is from a chick.  At least its an awesome chick :o) 

This message was edited by douggrasso on 7-26-06 @ 11:50 AM

Jujubees2

07-26-2006, 08:19 AM

Wow Shelle,Even better than I imagined.  Do you need someone to rub some aloe on the <strike>bum</strike> burn?

JustJon

07-26-2006, 08:27 AM

Shelle, your ass is lovely, but may not be appropriate for people to look at at work.Big thumbs up for the ass, though  <img width="15" height="15" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/topicicons/thumbsup.gif" />

ThePointer

07-26-2006, 08:53 AM

Shelle   that is a lovely shot . Is that your application to join the secret society of moderators?

FUNKMAN

07-26-2006, 08:55 AM

great, now i'm starvin'reminds me of a cute little number we sang as kidsi saw your hineyit's nice and shineyyou better hide itbefore i bite it

ShelleBink

07-26-2006, 08:59 AM

JustJon wrote: Shelle, your ass is lovely, but may not be appropriate for people to look at at work.Big thumbs up for the ass, though <img width="15" height="15" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/topicicons/thumbsup.gif" />   Understandable that it may not be "work appropriate" but my ass should be the exception hehe. Plus, you'll he happy to know I'm not wearing socks in the photo either.

terry1979

07-26-2006, 09:03 AM

nice little ass...impressive Who took the picture?

ShelleBink

07-26-2006, 09:21 AM

Uhm, considering no one's seen my ass in months.... me.

blakjeezis

07-26-2006, 10:12 AM

I'm with Jon. I'll give you a thumb up your ass as well.

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 7-26-06 @ 2:13 PM

torker

07-26-2006, 11:47 AM

joeyballsack

07-26-2006, 12:43 PM

Yeah, thats a great ass. Can I use that picture as my avatar ?

Lumber

07-26-2006, 12:47 PM

ShelleBink wrote:   The burns are so bad I don't even wanna wear clothing anymore.            Being the nice guy that I am, I`d be more than happy to help out a friend w/ my very own brand of Acme Booty Burn Lotion.

SinA

07-26-2006, 01:00 PM

did you happen to burn your tits at all?

Don Stugots

07-26-2006, 01:06 PM

SinA wrote: did you happen to burn your tits at all? if so, i would be happy to volunteer my services of appling aloe vera gel on the burned areas to help sooth.

Lumber

07-26-2006, 01:23 PM

Being the nice guy that I am, I`d be more than happy to help out a friend w/ my very own brand of Acme Booty Burn Lotion. STUGOTS1 wrote:  SinA wrote: did you happen to burn your tits at all? if so, i would be happy to volunteer my services of appling aloe vera gel on the burned areas to help sooth.           Concern & Friendships such as this just can`t be found anywhere I tell ya!

Earlshog

07-26-2006, 01:25 PM

ShelleBink wrote: Yea I might have to just show the tan lines, it'll make you go "OUCH" ... should be up later today. The burns are so bad I don't even wanna wear clothing anymore. sounds like someone needs a pair of smoke pants...

Justice4all

07-26-2006, 02:24 PM

So the basement matches the roof now. Too Funny.

narc

07-26-2006, 02:38 PM

First of all, I bet the guy with the camera phone went behind a dune to jerk off. 
Second of all, when does KOP come into the story?

JamMaster

07-26-2006, 02:46 PM

torker wrote: <img height="208" src="http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/t/tossed_salad.jpg" width="252" border="0" /> I just spit my soda on my laptop when I saw this...lol

sr71blackbird

07-26-2006, 02:47 PM

I wanna see a burned tush!!!!!!!!!!! (< is available to rub in Aloe)  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

ShelleBink

07-26-2006, 04:41 PM

Can I just say... walking and sitting sucks.

Bulldogcakes

07-26-2006, 04:41 PM

Sheele, I think I found your eastern european friend <img width="413" height="648" border="0" src="http://www.dansiney.com/singles/images/sunburn.jpg" />

mendyweiss

07-26-2006, 04:58 PM

<img height="441" src="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/6561/scent3.jpg" width="281" border="0" />WHAT A GREAT ASS!!!!!

sr71blackbird

07-26-2006, 05:24 PM

mikeyboy

07-26-2006, 05:34 PM

ShelleBink wrote: Can I just say... walking and sitting sucks. Well, nobody said you had to do them at the same time.

Don Stugots

07-26-2006, 05:38 PM

ShelleBink wrote: Can I just say... walking and sitting sucks. try sitting on my lap and see how it feels

mikeyboy

07-26-2006, 05:40 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: ShelleBink wrote: Can I just say... walking and sitting sucks. try sitting on my lap and see how it feelsGood idea.  Start small.  She'll barely feel it.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

torker

07-26-2006, 05:40 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: ShelleBink wrote: Can I just say... walking and sitting sucks. try sitting on my lap and see how it feelssmooth?

Fallon

07-26-2006, 09:20 PM

ShelleBink wrote: Not sure what the board policy is on showing ass, but here's the link:(I'll just add a preemptive NSFW -- A.J.) <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/Private/burns.jpg" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/Private/burns.jpg</a>It doesn't look nearly as bad in photos as it does in person. 

This message was edited by A.J. on 7-26-06 @ 11:09 AM

http://videodetective.com/photos/890/037404_45.jpg
Shelle's showing nudie photos of herself. Check it out.

TheMojoPin

07-26-2006, 09:38 PM

Fallon wrote:  <img src="http://videodetective.com/photos/890/037404_45.jpg" border="0" /> Shelle's showing nudie photos of herself. Check it out.So awesome.

SatCam

07-26-2006, 11:00 PM

Shelle, did you take those pics just for me?

thanks!!!

ShelleBink

07-27-2006, 05:18 AM

I can honestly say alleve helps a lot.  That and nakedness.

Don Stugots

07-27-2006, 01:21 PM

ShelleBink wrote: I can honestly say alleve helps a lot.  That and nakedness. indeed.

sr71blackbird

07-27-2006, 05:06 PM

Mmmmmm... I looooove hot cross buns! <img height="300" src="http://www.thefreshloaf.com/up/20050320makinhotcrossbuns.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

DJEvelEd

07-28-2006, 04:52 AM

My Grandma just got over a staph infection. Her whole body was red. She still has a really bad lump on her rear end which kinda looks like this:<img height="319" src="http://larombible.com/bullous_staph_infection2.JPG" width="397" border="0" />It is filled with pus and very painful. If it was popped it would ooze for an hour.The aids come in and rub cream on it. I can get you the name of the cream if you need it.  Hope this helps.        

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 7-28-06 @ 8:56 AM

Bulldogcakes

07-29-2006, 01:43 PM

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATECan we see some peeling tush pics yet?

spot

07-30-2006, 04:54 AM

<img width="160" height="120" border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/Private/burns.jpg" /> The nazis took the pic down.

Don Stugots

07-30-2006, 04:59 AM

spot wrote: <img height="120" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/Private/burns.jpg" width="160" border="0" /> The nazis took the pic down. you didnt type in NSFW.  you are in trouble now big man.

ShelleBink

09-26-2006, 11:44 AM

For my nonsensical post... my face is pale again, my body returning to its usual paleness. But I still have the distinct tan line on my ass.  Its embarassing.  I can't even wear my lacy fundies :o(

Don Stugots

09-26-2006, 12:05 PM

what a shame and a disappointment that must be.

Gaia

09-26-2006, 05:52 PM

Ass sunburn kills! I had a wedding to go to a while ago, over a year, so i figured to just get an even look for my skin I would go tanning 2 or 3 times, I normally dont do it because I have naturally dark skin (olive) and really dont find the need. So I go the first time, not bad, get a nice "base" tan, then I go the second time, also not bad,  then I go a third time and the chick is all; "we dont have the other bed available, sorry you have to wait" so I ask her to give me the closest thing because I'm under time constraints. BAD FUCKING MOVE, damn thing looked like it just landed in Roswell NM.  After the experience I wondered what I had done in a past life that was so wrong. Minutes after leaving I knew I was in big trouble, but I didnt feel it as I was tanning. My ass was severely burned for well over a week, I couldnt sit, and at the time I had a job where I sat on my ass all day. It took over a year for that line to go away. It was horrific.Poor shelle.

keithy_19

09-27-2006, 11:31 AM

Wouldn't it be, Shelle's Burnt Ass?                    Wow, I hate myself.

ShelleBink

09-27-2006, 12:42 PM

Gaia wrote: Ass sunburn kills! I had a wedding to go to a while ago, over a year, so i figured to just get an even look for my skin I would go tanning 2 or 3 times, I normally dont do it because I have naturally dark skin (olive) and really dont find the need. So I go the first time, not bad, get a nice "base" tan, then I go the second time, also not bad, then I go a third time and the chick is all; "we dont have the other bed available, sorry you have to wait" so I ask her to give me the closest thing because I'm under time constraints. BAD FUCKING MOVE, damn thing looked like it just landed in Roswell NM. After the experience I wondered what I had done in a past life that was so wrong. Minutes after leaving I knew I was in big trouble, but I didnt feel it as I was tanning. My ass was severely burned for well over a week, I couldnt sit, and at the time I had a job where I sat on my ass all day. It took over a year for that line to go away. It was horrific.Poor shelle.    A YEAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Knowing how my burns usually go away by XMas, I'm hoping this year will be no different... Either that or Rudolph's nose is going to be replaced with my ass.