Childhood Nick Names

[terry1979]

Anyone here have any embarrissing childhood nick name?  Mine was, and still is to some people, squeaky because I had an obnoxiously high voice up until puberty.

[Dougie Brootal]

mine was "teeny" unitl i was like 12. when my parents brought me home from the hospital, my brother , who was 3, said "look at the teeny baby!" and called me "teeny" from then on and it stuck for a while.

[Ogre]

<p>Mine was &quot;Fat Little Bastard&quot; as in:</p><p>&nbsp;My Dad to my Mom:&quot;Goddammit, where is that Fat Little Bastard son of yours?&quot;</p><p>I also answered to Fatso, Fatfuck, Fat Albert, Walrus Ass, Chunky, and Worthless.&nbsp; Also was called &quot;mistake&quot; alot&nbsp;</p>

[terry1979]

<strong>Ogre</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Mine was &quot;Fat Little Bastard&quot; as in:</p><p>&nbsp;My Dad to my Mom:&quot;Goddammit, where is that Fat Little Bastard son of yours?&quot;</p><p>I also answered to Fatso, Fatfuck, Fat Albert, Walrus Ass, Chunky, and Worthless.&nbsp; Also was called &quot;mistake&quot; alot&nbsp;</p><p>aww, that's sweet...</p>

[UnknownPD]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Ollie</font>

[ShelleBink]

Bink... <br />

[JustJon]

<p>Laser.</p><p>Never was a fan of it, but it was similar to my last name.&nbsp;</p>

[Keotok]

<p>I've had about a thousand nicknames, mostly having to do with me
being short. The worst of those was &quot;Mini-Dink.&quot; (There was another
girl in class about an inch taller than me.&nbsp; She was Dink.)<br />
</p><p>My mom used to call me KittenKat, and Katheroni Macaroni&nbsp;</p>

[Lumber]

Geoffrey Giraffe

[FUNKMAN]

<p>had a few:</p><p>my dad would give me a bowl cut but not always the straightest bangs and my head took the shape of an onion. being my name is ron and the onion shaped head for some reason my eldest bother came up with OnOn...</p><p>that's okay because my eldest brother has a big nose and somebody used the two words and came up with &quot; gibeson &quot;. GIBESON stuck with him alot longer than OnOn stuck with me</p><p>in the neighborhood i had a couple:</p><p>little Ipp&nbsp; / Ippy /&nbsp; my next to oldest brother was known in the neighborhood as &quot; potata head &quot; so i was sometimes called ' little potata &quot; or ' spud '...</p>

[reeshy]

I really was called Reeshy by many of my friends but Bros also stuck!!!!!!!!!!!<br />

[Don Stugots]

asshole, wise ass, lame fuck, jerkoff, scumbag, loser......god damn my first wife loved me.&nbsp;

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">&quot;Jingles,&quot; cause I usta rifle the couch and my father's pockets for loose change,&nbsp;then when I ran around outside my pockets would ring like an ice cream truck!!!</font></strong></p><p><img title="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/usmoney.jpg" height="143" alt="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/usmoney.jpg" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/usmoney.jpg" width="240" border="0" /><img height="143" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/usmoney.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p>

[chili]

The mother of one of my older brother's buddies came over to our house one time and called me Stinky. I was not a dirty child, so this never made a lot of sense, but it was occasionally brought up by my brother, that bastard.<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>some others in our neighborhood:</p><p>brother louie / the redhead(a redhaired spanish guy who had a gang and fought with my older brothers and their friends)&nbsp; / horseface / dead head fred / jackie weasel / beaver / binky / satch / frankie fig newtons was also known as radar(he had pointy ears) </p><p>joey smells / the rabbit family who's last name wasn't rabbit / dirty dozen(poorest family on the block with a dozen kids), individually their last names were Dirt, Donna Dirt, Di Di Dirt, MiMi Dirt, etc etc... / nigganotz / frankie lemons / sedwin and goochie(which were brothers edwin and ralph) / rat (that's it just &quot;rat&quot;) and he didn't mind it at all</p><p>that's about it for now, my brain hurts....</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>some others in our neighborhood:</p><p>brother louie / the redhead(a redhaired spanish guy who had a gang and fought with my older brothers and their friends)&nbsp; / horseface / dead head fred / jackie weasel / beaver / binky / satch / frankie fig newtons was also known as radar(he had pointy ears) </p><p>joey smells / the rabbit family who's last name wasn't rabbit / dirty dozen(poorest family on the block with a dozen kids), individually their last names were Dirt, Donna Dirt, Di Di Dirt, MiMi Dirt, etc etc... / nigganotz / frankie lemons / sedwin and goochie(which were brothers edwin and ralph) / rat (that's it just &quot;rat&quot;) and he didn't mind it at all</p><p>that's about it for now, my brain hurts....</p><p>did you grow up in the mob?</p>

[TooCute]

My dad called me Bub when I was little, but as I grew up a little and my
front baby teeth fell out and the big new ones came in, he called me Bugs
because they were so incongrously large. He'd go, "Hey Bugs! Flash your
bucks!" and I'd stick my teeth out at him.

The other favorite nickname he had for me was "douchebag". I never knew
what it was.

My dad rules.

[sr71blackbird]

<p>nigganotz</p><p><img height="480" src="http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/Bios/portraits/harris.jpg" width="385" border="0" /></p>

[torker]

<p> frankie fig newtons </p><p>who was Sally Balls' brother.</p>

[PapaBear]

My neighbor called me Poop McCloop. I called him Stinky Fuckin' Italian.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>couple more</p><p><strong>ally oop</strong> / <strong>dickey doo</strong>(had a mild case of down syndrome i believe but he hung out with all the goombas and they'd get him fucked up)&nbsp;/ <strong>mongeesh</strong>(close friend said some old neighbor just came up with it)</p>

[HeyGuy]

Campo, Campy, Uncle Campy, MC Campo,&nbsp;Boogie (because I was a dancer at the clubs)

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CampoNJ on 7-26-06 @ 10:23 PM</span>

[FreshJ]

I used to get Jay Bird and JD Turkeyman...those were silly....instead all my friends call me freshy.<br />

[green_bay_jake]

<p>my last name is erb.&nbsp; everyone would call me erb-avore or the one that i still hate, erbie the love bug.&nbsp; then again, maybe that wasn't such a bad name (hello ladies).</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br><p>couple more</p><p><strong>ally oop</strong> / <strong>dickey doo</strong>(had a mild case of down syndrome i believe but he hung out with all the goombas and they'd get him fucked up) / <strong>mongeesh</strong>(close friend said some old neighbor just came up with it)</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
How ridiculously jersey. Sounds like the lyrics to a Bruce Springsteen song. Did you guys all take your annual trip down to Greasy Lake?

[kevcala]

<p>My parents used to call me Frank Perdue cause I had chicken legs.</p><p>My mom still calls me Braciole ( bra-jhol ) which is a rolled italian meat dish but is slang for dick.</p><p>About a week ago, I was in the pizza place at like 4am, drunk with a lady friend, and I told her to tell the pizza guy I was her Braciole.&nbsp; She asked what it meant, but I told her to just tell him.&nbsp; So she did. He laughed.&nbsp;</p>

[Applefish]

My &quot;classmates&quot; used to call me &quot;Jaundice&quot; because of my long, blond hair.&nbsp; I grew bigger than them, and shaved my head.&nbsp; I gained their respect, and lost the nickname (God, did I hated it! My mom used it on me once when she got angry at me.&nbsp; I'll never forget it). <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" /><br />

[MadMatt]

<p><font size="2">In elementary school I was <strong>Pickle</strong>, because my Mom would always include a dill pickle when she packed my lunch.&nbsp; Luckily it didn't last into Jr. High.</font></p><p><font size="2">Otherwise I have been largely nickname free...</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>couple more</p><p><strong>ally oop</strong> / <strong>dickey doo</strong>(had a mild case of down syndrome i believe but he hung out with all the goombas and they'd get him fucked up) / <strong>mongeesh</strong>(close friend said some old neighbor just came up with it)</p><p>&nbsp;</p>How ridiculously jersey. Sounds like the lyrics to a Bruce Springsteen song. Did you guys all take your annual trip down to Greasy Lake? <p>how come we got all the goofy names but you are the wiseguy?</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>couple more</p><p><strong>ally oop</strong> / <strong>dickey doo</strong>(had a mild case of down syndrome i believe but he hung out with all the goombas and they'd get him fucked up) / <strong>mongeesh</strong>(close friend said some old neighbor just came up with it)</p><p> </p>How ridiculously jersey. Sounds like the lyrics to a Bruce Springsteen song. Did you guys all take your annual trip down to Greasy Lake? <p>how come we got all the goofy names but you are the wiseguy?</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
Well, I am italian. And I do enjoy killing people. As part of a vast criminal enterprise.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My parents called me Petrushka when I was young. The kid down the street used to call me Trina. Boring, I know.

[narc]

I had a nickname in High School. Oddly enough, my sister had the same nickname in college. I can't divulge it though in a way that makes sense without revealing my last name because it kind of riffs off of it.

[SatCam]

butt pirate

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[Coach]

<p>Woobie....cause I was&nbsp;so allergic to&nbsp;grass pollen that it made me look like I was crying really bad...A girl at my freshman orientation to high school looked at me and asked if I missed my &quot;WOOBIE&quot; (from Mr. Mom).</p><p>College...Hudson, cause I quoted ALIENS nonstop at practice...still go by it.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Coach on 7-27-06 @ 5:08 AM</span>