Gee wonder why Fez picked Ellen over Oprah...

[hottyMCfez]

<p>Yet another piece of evidence to fezzzzzies true sexuality.</p>

[soupcan]

wat do you mean?<br />

[IamFogHat]

Oprah's not gay?

[Furtherman]

Don't be silly.&nbsp; It's just that Fez hates blacks.

[jeffdwright2001]

Maybe he thought he was choosing between Opie and Ellen.&nbsp; Lesbians are way hotter than guys, gay or straight.

[AKA]

<p>Yeah - because Gay Men are notoriously supportive of Lesbians.</p><p>[/sarcasm]</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>hottyMCfez</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yet another piece of evidence to fezzzzzies true sexuality.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Fezzie's a lezzie?</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 8-1-06 @ 3:30 PM</span>

[epo]

I don't get it....Ellen's not black?

[Don Stugots]

fez is hispanic.&nbsp; i think its common knowledge.

[FreshJ]

Maybe Fez just likes music and dancing, Ellen is a more Dance Friendly Show, I don't see Oprah dancing all of the time.&nbsp; Or maybe Fez is tired of trying to Read the Oprah Book of the month.<br />

[denko]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br />Don't be silly.&nbsp; It's just that Fez hates blacks. <p>i have to agree here, that or maybe he wants some adoption advice/help...</p>

[SinA]

<p>oprah is just bearing the brunt of fez's animosity toward dr.phil</p>