BEST. IM CONVERSATION. EVER!

[blakjeezis]

<p>Alright, so I befriended this broad and we've been talkign online and whatever. This is the covnersation I had with her today. I believe it to be just about the funniest thing ever. Of course her name has been changed to protect her stupidity.</p><p>MoronChick: what do you think of the mel gibson think<br />MoronChick: thing<br />Blakjeezis: i cannot get enough of it. any type of crazy meltdown, i;m into in a big, big way.</p><p>MoronChick: you're sick<br />MoronChick: lol<br />Blakjeezis: i guess<br />MoronChick: do you think he's an anti-semite<br />Blakjeezis: i think there are degress. i think he has some misguided ideas about control &quot;the jews&quot; have over things, but i highly doubt he is in faovr of extermination<br />MoronChick: well I think the war is because of the jews<br />MoronChick: they have control of the media and other aspects of publicity<br />Blakjeezis: which one? the one in lebanon or the one in iraq?<br />MoronChick: I just think they like to cause trouble all the time...and it's all about them!&nbsp; The one in iraq<br /></p><p>Blakjeezis: you're out of your mind<br />MoronChick: why?<br />Blakjeezis: how did they cause the war in iraq? and who are they?<br />Blakjeezis: does tyhey include, bernie, the jewish guy who works in my office?<br />MoronChick: My point is that the war is going on because of the god damned jews and that's it<br />MoronChick: no the sick ones <br />MoronChick: not bernie<br />Blakjeezis: who are the sick ones?<br />MoronChick: the ones who are willing to die for allah<br />MoronChick: and blow themselves up<br />Blakjeezis: oh<br />Blakjeezis: those aren't jews<br />Blakjeezis: those are muslims<br />MoronChick: muslims, jews they're all the same in that crazy way<br />Blakjeezis: not really</p><p>Blakjeezis: I gotta go</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You cannot make this shit up, man. </p>

[Doogie]

Are you sure your chick is a chick and not Mel Gibson's father??

[TooCute]

That is so fucking classic. I actually laughed out loud... and I NEVER laugh
out loud at shit I read.

[SinA]

<p>dude, you just aren't getting the point of this message board.</p><p>you gotta put up pictures in this kind of post.</p>

[Furtherman]

Education's a bitch.

[A.J.]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>MoronChick: My point is that the war is going on because of the god damned jews and that's it<br />MoronChick: no the sick ones <br />MoronChick: not bernie<br />Blakjeezis: who are the sick ones?<br /><strong>MoronChick: the ones who are willing to die for allah<br />MoronChick: and blow themselves up<br /></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Those must be the self-hating Jews.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

whats the joke?<br />

[Judge Smails]

<p>Moron: Don't forget that the Jews sank the Titanic too.</p><p>You: But an iceberg sank the Titanic.</p><p>Moron: Iceberg, Greenberg, Weinberg.&nbsp; They're all the same in that crazy way.</p><p>(badump bump) (That old gag!)</p>

[JustJon]

Dude, could you totally hook me up with her?<br />

[SatCam]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Osama-med.jpg

"Oy vey, that's sof haderech!"

[ShelleBink]

I thought you said you'd keep our conversations private<br />

[Dougie Brootal]

<p><img height="272" src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/020409/040209_scoop_gibson_vmed1p.vmedium.jpg" width="198" border="0" /></p><p><font size="7">MEL GIBSOWNED!!!</font></p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Moron: Don't forget that the Jews sank the Titanic too.</p><p>You: But an iceberg sank the Titanic.</p><p>Moron: Iceberg, Greenberg, Weinberg.&nbsp; They're all the same in that crazy way.</p><p>(badump bump) (That old gag!)</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Very nice. I choked on my Gatorade.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">The stupidity of the human race never ceases to amaze me. This dame....what a maroon.</font></em></strong></p>

[ShelleBink]

<p>I think the German and Muslim here in the apaprtment are cooking up some Jew.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Whatever it is, it smells like rotting bodies in there.&nbsp;</p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<p>I needed to fix her quote:</p><p>MoronChick: muslims, jews, christians, hindus, buddists, pagans, sikhs, scientologists,&nbsp;lutherans, lord of the rings fans&nbsp;they're all the same in that crazy way</p><p>Now she makes sense.</p>

[narc]

It seems more and more people are thinking and talking this way and it's been more condoned. Scary. If you substitute "blacks" for "Jews" in that conversation, nobody would be able to get away with saying that without being called a racist.

[newport king]

this girl hs a good sense of humor. nobody is that dumb. sarcasm is hard to read on im.

[jeffdwright2001]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>MoronChick: muslims, jews they're all the same in that crazy way<br />Blakjeezis: not really</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You guys are right, this woman is nuts.&nbsp;</p><p>She either needs an elipses after &quot;jews&quot; or to replace the comma with an &quot;and&quot;.</p><p>How depressing.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>And just think. Her vote counts just as much as yours does. </p><p>BTW-God hates fags, of course. &nbsp;</p>