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Reephdweller
08-03-2006, 03:26 PM
<p>Woman calls cops to complain her husband was &quot;not fulfilling his sexual obligations&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/i/757;_ylt=ArPbnps8uvBHsnWcdNGm3xes0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA 2MnU4czRtBHNlYwNzbg">http://news.yahoo.com/i/757;_ylt=ArPbnps8uvBHsnWcdNGm3xes0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA 2MnU4czRtBHNlYwNzbg</a>--</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Reefdweller on 8-3-06 @ 7:27 PM</span>
SatCam
08-03-2006, 03:53 PM
Hopefully the husband bought her flowers to erectify the situation
SatCam
08-03-2006, 03:54 PM
I really don't think this is a job for the penile system
jeffdwright2001
08-03-2006, 03:57 PM
She shouldn't have called the cops, she should've hired a Private Dick
reeshy
08-03-2006, 04:00 PM
Maybe she just wanted to borrow the cop's cuffs!!!!<br />
SatCam
08-03-2006, 04:02 PM
This girl is Fucking Nuts
Reephdweller
08-03-2006, 04:38 PM
I hope the cops arrested her with guns ablazing and not all half-cocked.
HBox
08-03-2006, 04:42 PM
Men are from Mars, Women are from Uranus.<br />
Hottub
08-03-2006, 04:56 PM
&quot;alright, Miss. Put your hand behind your head, and spread 'em!&quot;
Bulldogcakes
08-03-2006, 05:07 PM
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FUNKMAN
08-03-2006, 06:05 PM
the police are gonna have to start carrying vibrating nightsticks...
A.J.
08-04-2006, 04:07 AM
She was Aachen for some lovin'.