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moochcassidy

08-04-2006, 09:59 AM

research. whats your favourite iris call?add air date if you know em.

suggums

08-04-2006, 10:10 AM

iris rocked on the bad guest natural remedies health guy.  the segment also had andre, myron and jan brady

docgoblin

08-04-2006, 10:32 AM

The show from earlier this year when the Roosevelt Island tram broke down had a hilarious Iris call. The day Paul-O was reviewing "Analyze That" and Lenay called him an Asswhack. All the callers started piling on and it was capped off by the best Iris ever. I'm not sure of the dates, but they're both in the file library. Iris is a classic!

patsopinion

08-04-2006, 05:24 PM

yea the island show rocked

LimeJohnny

08-05-2006, 10:25 AM

Iris calls in to tell Crazy Jen that she is a skank in every possible way imaginable.

french bread pizza

08-05-2006, 04:21 PM

with the chinese lady about chinese new year...at wnew i'm almost positive and also kenny allen and andre the giant were there...and i think jan brady too i haven't heard it in forever but it was by far the best...also i THINK it's up on the site somewhere i know i'm a great big help

PanterA

08-05-2006, 04:47 PM

Iris sings christmas carols to Fez.Fezzy the gayman!

bobrobot

08-05-2006, 08:04 PM

The 1 when she said her husband doesn't like her "patch"!!! HA HA HA!!!<img height="286" src="http://jafproject.net/images2/merkin.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

moochcassidy

08-06-2006, 02:37 AM

thanks buddies.but i think i need a clip with just iris and fed, no other callers.

Yerdaddy

08-06-2006, 02:37 AM

I've got two show clips on my shitty laptop (not much more than an Etch-A-Sketch with Solitaire, really) - one is Fez doing an instant parody of I'm Too Sexy for the Octagon, and the other is Iris calling into the "Tram Show". I've listened to both of them over 100 times now.

gsl

08-06-2006, 03:51 PM

Best Iris clip with just Fed is from October of 2001.  We're getting ready to go to war against the "Persians, Constantinople..."  Iris is "strapped."  She is constantly quoting JZ - "that's the damned anthem, so get your damned hands up..."  Bay Ridge is standing by Manhattan on this one.  And finally, when discussing her TV, Fez asks her if she has cable.  She says she does, "but it's the only thing keeping my hip together."  Classic.

Enabler

08-06-2006, 04:36 PM

Back at wnew a caller called in looking for ron and fez to set up a threesome. It sounded like a latina woman. Iris volunteered her services. Funny funny shit.

SLCRagu

08-06-2006, 05:09 PM

I have what your looking for, I just can't remember if I set the blender hooked up to my speak-and-spell to puree or frappe.  A little help?

TheRealEddie

08-06-2006, 10:45 PM

The one in which she refers to Britian, the US, and Bay Ridge as the power trio. I believe this show was after 911. Actually I think this is the same bit as: gsl wrote: Best Iris clip with just Fed is from
October of 2001. We're getting ready to go to war against the
"Persians, Constantinople..." Iris is "strapped." She is constantly
quoting JZ - "that's the damned anthem, so get your damned hands up..."
Bay Ridge is standing by Manhattan on this one. And finally, when
discussing her TV, Fez asks her if she has cable. She says she does,
"but it's the only thing keeping my hip together." Classic. 

This message was edited by TheRealEddie on 8-7-06 @ 2:46 AM

Kathleen From The Bronx

08-06-2006, 11:59 PM

Man, i wish I could remember the exact day for you... If I'm guessing it had to be late 2003 or early 2004.....?? ehh, but I'm not sure...  It was just Iris and Fed; Iris was complaining about the little gay boy who lived next door.... Went a lil somethin like this-F: Well how do you know he's gay Iris??Iris: Cause he pisses in the yard...F: Well that could be an accident!!!Iris: Scratchin his feet in the dirt like a chicken!!? Does that sound like an accident???  There's a lot more to it, but that was my favorite part....I dunno, that whole call was just insane- I was cryin laughing so hard

moochcassidy

08-07-2006, 12:39 AM

gsl wrote: Best Iris clip with just Fed is from October of 2001.  We're getting ready to go to war against the "Persians, Constantinople..."  Iris is "strapped."  She is constantly quoting JZ - "that's the damned anthem, so get your damned hands up..."  Bay Ridge is standing by Manhattan on this one.  And finally, when discussing her TV, Fez asks her if she has cable.  She says she does, "but it's the only thing keeping my hip together."  Classic. that one's a cracker. i think i have it somewhere too. might be perfect.keep em comin tho.

Yerdaddy

08-09-2006, 06:28 AM

gsl wrote: Best Iris clip with just Fed is from October of 2001.  We're getting ready to go to war against the "Persians, Constantinople..."  Iris is "strapped."  She is constantly quoting JZ - "that's the damned anthem, so get your damned hands up..."  Bay Ridge is standing by Manhattan on this one.  And finally, when discussing her TV, Fez asks her if she has cable.  She says she does, "but it's the only thing keeping my hip together."  Classic. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2183" target="_blank">Iris calls in about the war on terror</a>

abortedfetus

08-09-2006, 06:49 AM

I think where she sings her new theme song for the show and calls about life after death. "There's a show I know it's a real funny show  it's a show in Bay Ridge Brooklyn.  There's a faggot on the show and his name is Fez Whatley and he lives in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. Fez is on the show he has oral sex with men and he lives in Bay Ridge Brooklyn.  There's a show there's a show it's a funny ass show and it's in Bay Ridge Brooklyn with the faggot."

denko

08-09-2006, 05:40 PM

i've only heard one iris clip, this year and it was about the tram. she called "black girl" upedy and went on about the poolpump. it was hilarious.

BoondockSaint

08-09-2006, 06:06 PM

"Hello?  Am I talking to the tram?"

docgoblin

08-09-2006, 06:12 PM

abortedfetus wrote: I think where she sings her new theme song for the show and calls about life after death. "There's a show I know it's a real funny show it's a show in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. There's a faggot on the show and his name is Fez Whatley and he lives in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. Fez is on the show he has oral sex with men and he lives in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. There's a show there's a show it's a funny ass show and it's in Bay Ridge Brooklyn with the faggot."  I just downloaded a bunch of the old Iris clips to my mp3 player, and I just listened to that one. The song is hilarious!Fez: "That's not true! I don't live in Bay Ridge!"

Yerdaddy

08-13-2006, 06:01 AM

docgoblin wrote:  abortedfetus wrote: I think where she sings her new theme song for the show and calls about life after death. "There's a show I know it's a real funny show it's a show in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. There's a faggot on the show and his name is Fez Whatley and he lives in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. Fez is on the show he has oral sex with men and he lives in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. There's a show there's a show it's a funny ass show and it's in Bay Ridge Brooklyn with the faggot."   I just downloaded a bunch of the old Iris clips to my mp3 player, and I just listened to that one. The song is hilarious!Fez: "That's not true! I don't live in Bay Ridge!" YES! I had that clip, listened to it a million times, and then I lost it. Now I can't find it. Someone gimme it!!!!"Here's my lie detector test: tie a string to your puppick and have a guy lean over in front of you and see if the string goes up." "Yeah, I had five babies that were basically blue. Five DOAs."