KnoxHarrington
08-06-2006, 09:16 AM
I'm watching one now that might truly be a classic. It's for a product called "Dual Action Cleanser." It's not for your house...it's for your colon. It's one of those infomercials designed to look like a talk show, and two "hosts" are interviewing a "colon expert" (that's what they really called him!) on this wonder product that will clean out the "undigested fecal matter" (a phrase they've used dozens and dozens of times) in your intestinal tract.
The best part so far was the "colon expert" talking about how John Wayne had "44 pounds of undigested fecal matter" in his system when he died. Uh, dude, he had colon cancer.
I'm also creeped out by the fact that the "colon expert" looks like John Waters with slightly longer hair.
(on edit): A "caller" called in, saying he was "tired all the time." The "colon expert" asked him if he had kids. When the "caller" said he did, the "colon expert" said "Are your bowel movements the same size and shape as your kids?"
This is brilliant.
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by KnoxHarrington on 8-6-06 @ 1:20 PM</span>
The best part so far was the "colon expert" talking about how John Wayne had "44 pounds of undigested fecal matter" in his system when he died. Uh, dude, he had colon cancer.
I'm also creeped out by the fact that the "colon expert" looks like John Waters with slightly longer hair.
(on edit): A "caller" called in, saying he was "tired all the time." The "colon expert" asked him if he had kids. When the "caller" said he did, the "colon expert" said "Are your bowel movements the same size and shape as your kids?"
This is brilliant.
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by KnoxHarrington on 8-6-06 @ 1:20 PM</span>