Listening Thread for the Week of 8/7/06 [Archive] - Page 4

Dirtybird12

08-11-2006, 10:38 AM

MasterSoySauce wrote: I think fez is scared. want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play She said, "Mom, I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A."

Deluxomatic

08-11-2006, 10:39 AM

Sometimes "the best that one can do" is simply not enough Earl. Breaking just gives Earl enough time to think up more cliches and corporate bullshit answers.  Ron should have broken him.  It's long overdue.

MasterSoySauce

08-11-2006, 10:40 AM

sucks that its at the end of the day.

feralBoy

08-11-2006, 10:40 AM

Man, ron is right (obviously).  Earl is a comedic black hole.  He is like playing with a flat basketball.  Every time you try to bounce something off of him, he turns into a retarded mute, with the same repetative comebacks.  He has nothing interesting to say ever. 

bertino

08-11-2006, 10:40 AM

Deluxomatic wrote: Sometimes "the best that one can do" is simply not enough Earl. Breaking just gives Earl enough time to think up more cliches and corporate bullshit answers.  Ron should have broken him.  It's long overdue.   Yep, im ready to see earl break a few things, punch a hole in the wall, and run out the studio into the streets of new york crying like a 2 year old.

zombiejellyfish

08-11-2006, 10:40 AM

They brought in on themselves. If they won't add to the show in any meaningful way and just sit back, all that's left at the end of the week is for Ron to talk about that very fact.I can't imagine trying to keep this show going and high energy as well as Ron has been. With little in the way of guests and topics and such.I mean, how many times can we enjoy Ron slapping Dave? (oh wait, i could enjoy that on a 24/7 loop)<img height="300" src="http://www.zombiejellyfish.com/images/Mudhoney100.jpg" width="417" border="0" />

MadMatt

08-11-2006, 10:41 AM

Holy oversized sig-pic Batman!

bertino

08-11-2006, 10:43 AM

shit earl got off again.

MadMatt

08-11-2006, 10:43 AM

I can't help but see Ron's rant as a sideways slap at Fez too.  Ron: "I don't get shit from any of you guys..."

feralBoy

08-11-2006, 10:43 AM

Wow, earl doesn't even understand.  It's sad.

mr.smokepants

08-11-2006, 10:43 AM

Is Earl the most spineless cunt in the whole world.  I have never heard anything as pathetic

Carla7338

08-11-2006, 10:44 AM

HIS PASSION FOR THE SHOW?? HOW ABOUT LACK OF PASSION EARL!  EARL BRINGS NOTHING TO THE TABLE...

bertino

08-11-2006, 10:45 AM

mr.smokepants wrote: Is Earl the most spineless cunt in the whole world.  I have never heard anything as pathetic Truer words have never been posted on the internet my friend.

mr.smokepants

08-11-2006, 10:45 AM

OMG.  SCARY

Carla7338

08-11-2006, 10:46 AM

NOW HES JUST PISSED OFF AT EVERYONE......

bertino

08-11-2006, 10:46 AM

Shit I do feel bad for fezzie too. He really hit fez with the "all your doing is setting me up" thing again.

This message was edited by bertino on 8-11-06 @ 2:46 PM

mr.smokepants

08-11-2006, 10:46 AM

bertino wrote: mr.smokepants wrote: Is Earl the most spineless cunt in the whole world.  I have never heard anything as pathetic Truer words have never been posted on the internet my friend.I thank you for your kindness.

davidb72

08-11-2006, 10:46 AM

Holy smokes. NO PRIZE CLOSET FOR YOU MY FRIEND!

Fezticle98

08-11-2006, 10:47 AM

Good time to call and beg for a prize.

moochcassidy

08-11-2006, 10:47 AM

i hope the phones blow up. should cheer ronnie up.

feralBoy

08-11-2006, 10:47 AM

Ron is so fucking funny when he is angry.  Wow.

MadMatt

08-11-2006, 10:47 AM

Wow, that's cold Ronnie.He is the best.

bertino

08-11-2006, 10:47 AM

fezticle98 wrote: Good time to call and beg for a prize. LOL so priceless he gives the prizes to the next guy. "Because thats just how weird I've become" - Ronnie

This message was edited by bertino on 8-11-06 @ 2:48 PM

davidb72

08-11-2006, 10:48 AM

Wow! What a nice prize package!

MasterSoySauce

08-11-2006, 10:49 AM

good, the flash blows.

davidb72

08-11-2006, 10:49 AM

Well at least these two interns are bringing some energy to the show!

MadMatt

08-11-2006, 10:49 AM

Did he give up sucking the C too?What a couple of zeros.

This message was edited by MadMatt on 8-11-06 @ 2:49 PM

FredEttish

08-11-2006, 10:49 AM

It's so uncomfortable to just listen to this. It must be miserable to be in that room. It's kind of like being in the house with a drunk angry dad and you know the saying the wrong thing is gonna result in a beating.

bertino

08-11-2006, 10:50 AM

I visualize dave in the bathroom, cowered in the corner sobbing. prolly have to send in a therapist to get him out.

FredEttish

08-11-2006, 10:51 AM

God help that class.

davidb72

08-11-2006, 10:51 AM

Graded on the wrong day! Too funny. They could have more energy.

Carla7338

08-11-2006, 10:51 AM

LOL RON SPEAKING AT THEIR SCHOOLS......POOR KIDS!

zombiejellyfish

08-11-2006, 10:51 AM

Oh god. And now the boot licking. ugggh.Does no one realize that Ron is the type of guy that would rather you disagree loudly than kiss his ass.yikes.

FredEttish

08-11-2006, 10:52 AM

I wish Ronnie would make Earl do a soft shoe right now.

joeyballsack

08-11-2006, 10:52 AM

The best thing Ron could do for these kids is to fail them. Better to learn the hard way now that job performance doesnt matter if you have a boss thats a dick than when your getting paid for it.

davidb72

08-11-2006, 10:53 AM

Earl's a real song and dance man when you tweak him right!

MadMatt

08-11-2006, 10:55 AM

davidb72 wrote: Earl's a real song and dance man when you tweak him right!OK, you're getting this...<img height="298" src="http://www.alvarezgtr.com/images/artists/ani_difranco.jpg" width="240" border="0" />

Fezticle98

08-11-2006, 10:55 AM

Goodbye interns! We hardly knew/cared about/were entertained by you.Good luck with Shelle, Flash.

zombiejellyfish

08-11-2006, 10:55 AM

No one wants to be the heel. Ron has to be both the Face and the Heel on this show.Dave is almost a heel, if he'd be smart enough to play into it. I don't get why though, who doesn't love being the bad guy? I'd rather get boos than cheers. More fun.

sailor

08-11-2006, 10:58 AM

does anyone get those nascar ads on xm?  about pam anderson.  makes no sense to me...i must be missing something.

MadMatt

08-11-2006, 10:58 AM

Damn, the show's over!How am I going to avoid work now?

crb1

08-11-2006, 10:59 AM

It would be nice to see Earl express some sort of emotion about something now and then.  Even when he's mad, he can't express that.  He just runs out of the studio and gives the old "I had to cool down" response.  He seems to have no idea that it would GREAT radio if he stayed on air and fought with someone, especially Ronnie.

Carla7338

08-11-2006, 11:00 AM

YEAH BRONX HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE SAYING AT THE END OF THAT COMMERCIAL.

Dirtybird12

08-11-2006, 11:01 AM

bronxmarc wrote: does anyone get those nascar ads on xm?  about pam anderson.  makes no sense to me...i must be missing something.nascar makes no sense to me

sailor

08-11-2006, 11:03 AM

CircusFreak wrote: bronxmarc wrote: does anyone get those nascar ads on xm? about pam anderson. makes no sense to me...i must be missing something.nascar makes no sense to me  but they're trying to make some pam anderson joke about heer marriage lasting a year, then the punchline is something about a cure for disease so we'll all live forever.  is it a hepatitis joke?  i guess so, but damn, if that's the best of their show so they made a promo out of it...count me out.

MasterSoySauce

08-11-2006, 11:04 AM

CircusFreak wrote: bronxmarc wrote: does anyone get those nascar ads on xm?  about pam anderson.  makes no sense to me...i must be missing something.nascar makes no sense to mebasically first place wins.

Tenbatsuzen

08-11-2006, 11:04 AM

CircusFreak wrote: bronxmarc wrote: does anyone get those nascar ads on xm? about pam anderson. makes no sense to me...i must be missing something.nascar makes no sense to me   Drive fast, turn left (except for road courses), change tires really fast, get as close as you can to another car without touching it. You touch, you crash.

sailor

08-11-2006, 11:06 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: CircusFreak wrote: bronxmarc wrote: does anyone get those nascar ads on xm? about pam anderson. makes no sense to me...i must be missing something.nascar makes no sense to me Drive fast, turn left (except for road courses), change tires really fast, get as close as you can to another car without touching it. You touch, you crash.   not true.  there's a lot of bumping.

Tenbatsuzen

08-11-2006, 11:06 AM

It seems the editing of the commercial indicates that Pam and Kid Rock are getting married, and a certain percentage of people think the marriage will last more than a year. Then Dale says, "I guess someone is trying to come up with a cure so we'll live forever." It KIND of sounds like a Hep C joke, but alledgedly Kid gave it to Pam in the first place, so who knows

Tenbatsuzen

08-11-2006, 11:06 AM

bronxmarc wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: CircusFreak wrote: bronxmarc wrote: does anyone get those nascar ads on xm? about pam anderson. makes no sense to me...i must be missing something.nascar makes no sense to me Drive fast, turn left (except for road courses), change tires really fast, get as close as you can to another car without touching it. You touch, you crash. not true. there's a lot of bumping.    You touch wrong, you crash.  Bump drafting is fun until someone goes into the wall.

sailor

08-11-2006, 11:08 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: bronxmarc wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: CircusFreak wrote: bronxmarc wrote: does anyone get those nascar ads on xm? about pam anderson. makes no sense to me...i must be missing something.nascar makes no sense to me Drive fast, turn left (except for road courses), change tires really fast, get as close as you can to another car without touching it. You touch, you crash. not true. there's a lot of bumping. You touch wrong, you crash. Bump drafting is fun until someone goes into the wall.   then it gets exciting!

MadMatt

08-11-2006, 11:09 AM

bronxmarc wrote: CircusFreak wrote: bronxmarc wrote: does anyone get those nascar ads on xm? about pam anderson. makes no sense to me...i must be missing something.nascar makes no sense to mebut they're trying to make some pam anderson joke about heer marriage lasting a year, then the punchline is something about a cure for disease so we'll all live forever.  is it a hepatitis joke?  i guess so, but damn, if that's the best of their show so they made a promo out of it...count me out. I'm stuck on that too.  If it's a hep joke, it's the worst I've ever heard.  Why the hell would that make a promo?However, I did like the "25% have a mental disorder" promo.  I got a chuckle - of course I DO have a mental illness.

Tenbatsuzen

08-11-2006, 11:10 AM

bronxmarc wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: bronxmarc wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: CircusFreak wrote: bronxmarc wrote: does anyone get those nascar ads on xm? about pam anderson. makes no sense to me...i must be missing something.nascar makes no sense to me Drive fast, turn left (except for road courses), change tires really fast, get as close as you can to another car without touching it. You touch, you crash. not true. there's a lot of bumping. You touch wrong, you crash. Bump drafting is fun until someone goes into the wall. then it gets exciting!    Unless it's the 8, 20, 9, or 99. If it's the 24, it's fucking hysterical.  Same for the 5 and 2. Kasey took a NASTY fucking crash last week.

crb1

08-11-2006, 11:12 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: It seems the editing of the commercial indicates that Pam and Kid Rock are getting married, and a certain percentage of people think the marriage will last more than a year. Then Dale says, "I guess someone is trying to come up with a cure so we'll live forever." It KIND of sounds like a Hep C joke, but alledgedly Kid gave it to Pam in the first place, so who knowsI thought he said something more like "I guess there's still hope out there someone will come up with a cure..."  I took that to mean if there are people that are dumb enough to think those two will stay married for more than a year, then there are people dumb enough to think we can live forever.I think the fact that we have to discuss what he was saying, let alone what he meant or if it was funny is a bad sign.  This is a promo, so what are the jokes they thought were too weak to lure in listeners?

sailor

08-11-2006, 11:14 AM

crb1 wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: It seems the editing of the commercial indicates that Pam and Kid Rock are getting married, and a certain percentage of people think the marriage will last more than a year. Then Dale says, "I guess someone is trying to come up with a cure so we'll live forever." It KIND of sounds like a Hep C joke, but alledgedly Kid gave it to Pam in the first place, so who knowsI thought he said something more like "I guess there's still hope out there someone will come up with a cure..." I took that to mean if there are people that are dumb enough to think those two will stay married for more than a year, then there are people dumb enough to think we can live forever.I think the fact that we have to discuss what he was saying, let alone what he meant or if it was funny is a bad sign. This is a promo, so what are the jokes they thought were too weak to lure in listeners?  exactly!

MadMatt

08-11-2006, 11:16 AM

crb1 wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: It seems the editing of the commercial indicates that Pam and Kid Rock are getting married, and a certain percentage of people think the marriage will last more than a year.Then Dale says, "I guess someone is trying to come up with a cure so we'll live forever."It KIND of sounds like a Hep C joke, but alledgedly Kid gave it to Pam in the first place, so who knowsI thought he said something more like "I guess there's still hope out there someone will come up with a cure..."  I took that to mean if there are people that are dumb enough to think those two will stay married for more than a year, then there are people dumb enough to think we can live forever.I think the fact that we have to discuss what he was saying, let alone what he meant or if it was funny is a bad sign.  This is a promo, so what are the jokes they thought were too weak to lure in listeners?I imagine jokes about brake calipers and 30-weight motor oil.

sailor

08-11-2006, 11:17 AM

MadMatt wrote: crb1 wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: It seems the editing of the commercial indicates that Pam and Kid Rock are getting married, and a certain percentage of people think the marriage will last more than a year.Then Dale says, "I guess someone is trying to come up with a cure so we'll live forever."It KIND of sounds like a Hep C joke, but alledgedly Kid gave it to Pam in the first place, so who knowsI thought he said something more like "I guess there's still hope out there someone will come up with a cure..." I took that to mean if there are people that are dumb enough to think those two will stay married for more than a year, then there are people dumb enough to think we can live forever.I think the fact that we have to discuss what he was saying, let alone what he meant or if it was funny is a bad sign. This is a promo, so what are the jokes they thought were too weak to lure in listeners?I imagine jokes about brake calipers and 30-weight motor oil.  then, you gotta shut 'er down!  (brian regan)

Tenbatsuzen

08-11-2006, 11:18 AM

Yeah, but here's the thing... The joke about mental illness for Dale's show was funny, and the joke about Nascar catheters for Jimmy Johnson's show is stupid. I mean, each show is only a half hour each week, it's not like they are pulling a four hour shift every day. Although I'm sure Shelle Bink would sign up to be an intern on that show in about a nanosecond

BACH16207

08-11-2006, 11:29 AM

ShelleBink

08-11-2006, 11:38 AM

fezticle98 wrote: Goodbye interns! We hardly knew/cared about/were entertained by you.Good luck with Shelle, Flash.   *blushing* <hr width="100%" size="2" />bronxmarc wrote: does anyone get those nascar ads on xm? about pam anderson. makes no sense to me...i must be missing something. <hr width="100%" size="2" />Dale Jr talking is all I need.   <hr width="100%" size="2" />Tenbatsuzen wrote: Although I'm sure Shelle Bink would sign up to be an intern on that show in about a nanosecond<hr width="100%" size="2" />"Care for another massage Mr Earnhardt?  You want me to what?  Sure.  Not like the first time I've been asked to"

JustJon

08-11-2006, 11:38 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: bronxmarc wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: bronxmarc wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: CircusFreak wrote: bronxmarc wrote: does anyone get those nascar ads on xm? about pam anderson. makes no sense to me...i must be missing something.nascar makes no sense to me Drive fast, turn left (except for road courses), change tires really fast, get as close as you can to another car without touching it. You touch, you crash. not true. there's a lot of bumping. You touch wrong, you crash. Bump drafting is fun until someone goes into the wall. then it gets exciting! Unless it's the 8, 20, 9, or 99. If it's the 24, it's fucking hysterical. Same for the 5 and 2. Kasey took a NASTY fucking crash last week.   3?

Tenbatsuzen

08-11-2006, 11:41 AM

JustJon wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: bronxmarc wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: bronxmarc wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: CircusFreak wrote: bronxmarc wrote: does anyone get those nascar ads on xm? about pam anderson. makes no sense to me...i must be missing something.nascar makes no sense to me Drive fast, turn left (except for road courses), change tires really fast, get as close as you can to another car without touching it. You touch, you crash. not true. there's a lot of bumping. You touch wrong, you crash. Bump drafting is fun until someone goes into the wall. then it gets exciting! Unless it's the 8, 20, 9, or 99. If it's the 24, it's fucking hysterical. Same for the 5 and 2. Kasey took a NASTY fucking crash last week. 3?    And you call me the black hole of comedy?

ShelleBink

08-11-2006, 11:48 AM

lets get this thread back to talking about me some more....

me me me me me.

Shelle Bink blast from the past, anyone?

Tenbatsuzen

08-11-2006, 11:50 AM

ShelleBink wrote: Shelle Bink blast from the past, anyone?   Is this going to turn into another thread about your child porn escapades?

MadMatt

08-11-2006, 11:53 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  ShelleBink wrote: Shelle Bink blast from the past, anyone? Is this going to turn into another thread about your child porn escapades?For which, I must note, we have not yet received a link.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />[to clarify, I am just playing]

This message was edited by MadMatt on 8-11-06 @ 3:56 PM

zombiejellyfish

08-11-2006, 12:04 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Is this going to turn into another thread about your child porn escapades?I didn't realize Gary Glitter was registered, let along able to hijack a thread. :) sublimI'MAWESOMEinal

ShelleBink

08-11-2006, 12:08 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: ShelleBink wrote: Shelle Bink blast from the past, anyone? Is this going to turn into another thread about your child porn escapades?   Matty, that was like *so* 4 days ago

mikeyboy

08-11-2006, 12:16 PM

You are all besmirching the LONGEST RF.NET WEEKLY LISTENING THREAD EVER (!!!) with your NASCAR and sexy talk.

OGC

08-11-2006, 12:21 PM

mikeyboy wrote: You are all besmirching the LONGEST RF.NET WEEKLY LISTENING THREAD EVER (!!!) with your NASCAR and sexy talk. well I'd have to agree that NASCAR is besmirching the thread, but please continue with the sexy talk

This message was edited by richg0404 on 8-11-06 @ 4:21 PM

ShelleBink

08-11-2006, 12:26 PM

<img border="0" src="http://www.geocities.com/emunzta03/stewie_dance.gif" /> sexy party anyone?

Tenbatsuzen

08-11-2006, 12:37 PM

ShelleBink wrote: <img border="0" src="http://www.geocities.com/emunzta03/stewie_dance.gif" /> sexy party anyone?    Your sexy parties involve oversized food items, like hot dogs and bananas.

ShelleBink

08-11-2006, 12:39 PM

You say that like its a bad thing.

Tenbatsuzen

08-11-2006, 12:43 PM

ShelleBink wrote: You say that like its a bad thing.    get a pair of oversized melons and we'll talk

ShelleBink

08-11-2006, 12:46 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: ShelleBink wrote: You say that like its a bad thing. get a pair of oversized melons and we'll talk   You payin'?

MadMatt

08-11-2006, 12:48 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: ShelleBink wrote: You say that like its a bad thing. get a pair of oversized melons and we'll talk<img height="292" src="http://www.geocities.com/sherylmosborn/Mlm1.jpg" width="216" border="0" />

Hottub

08-12-2006, 05:04 PM

OHHH Buddays!!!!!!That's Ron, that's Fez, I'm Hottub!Missed this one live.

Hottub

08-12-2006, 05:08 PM

Yeah, Deep Fried and Sugar-Sweet!

Hottub

08-12-2006, 05:09 PM

Elian can bite me. Little bitch had it all! Gave it up to chupa Fidel!

FezPaul

08-12-2006, 05:13 PM

I agree, shoes suck!

Hottub

08-12-2006, 05:23 PM

If my chick dressed up in a Catholic school-girl uniform tonight, I'd rail her till the sun came up.

FezPaul

08-12-2006, 05:25 PM

Lenay: It better be back and front!!

Hottub

08-12-2006, 05:27 PM

Sears Toughskins. With the re-enforced knees! Went great with a striped "Where's Waldo" shirt!

FezPaul

08-12-2006, 05:28 PM

Dave still lets his mom buy his clothes (tee hee).

Hottub

08-12-2006, 05:30 PM

If my wife didn't dress me. I'd be wearing Zubaz, and concert Tee's!

FezPaul

08-12-2006, 05:32 PM

Hottub wrote: If my wife didn't dress me. I'd be wearing Zubaz, and concert Tee's! Your wife isn't your mother. I hope.

Hottub

08-12-2006, 05:39 PM

No! I'm not from Virginia!

FezPaul

08-12-2006, 05:41 PM

Glad to hear that.Love this song.Perry's best.So far.

Hottub

08-12-2006, 05:49 PM

Kevin went to a peanut-free school. Just in case the 1 in 5 million happens to go to that school!Bite Me!!

FezPaul

08-12-2006, 05:52 PM

Ron: You never see a bottle of ketchup in a fine restuarant.You mean Denny's isn't a fine restuarant?   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/huh.gif" border="0" />