Listening Thread for the Week of 8/14/2006 [Archive]

mr.smokepants

08-14-2006, 07:15 AM

Yup...it kills.  I wonder if Earl did his bible homework for Ron this week-end.  I suspect no.  He'll have some lame ass story about how the library was closed and the subway didn't work.

mr.smokepants

08-14-2006, 07:17 AM

Hey JustJon....I understand you worked for Lego.  Did you ever get a chance to go to Legoland in Billund? 

CuzBum

08-14-2006, 07:25 AM

<img height="100" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/member_avatars/ringo1.jpg" width="120" border="0" />"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."

Fezticle98

08-14-2006, 07:27 AM

Wonder what Earl will have for us on evolution vs. creationism today. Nothing would be my guess. I was out Friday night and ran into some born agains who were hanging outside the bars. Me and a friend starting questioning them for our amusement. They didn't seem amused by the question, "so did Jesus have a pet dinosaur?"Let's see if we can beat last week's record-breaking listening thread.

mr.smokepants

08-14-2006, 07:29 AM

CuzBum wrote: <img height="100" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/member_avatars/ringo1.jpg" width="120" border="0" />"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave." "It's quoted in the bible, Revelations: Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him."

CuzBum

08-14-2006, 07:29 AM

<img src="http://www.planetkilmer.com/biography/valdoc.gif" border="0" />"I'm your huckleberry." 

This message was edited by CuzBum on 8-14-06 @ 11:30 AM

FUNKMAN

08-14-2006, 07:31 AM

Rick James - Ghetto Life

crb1

08-14-2006, 07:34 AM

"Here I go again on my own" - Whitesnake.

Hottub

08-14-2006, 07:41 AM

"All You Need is Love" - Beatles

This message was edited by Hottub on 8-14-06 @ 11:44 AM

willisjackson

08-14-2006, 07:47 AM

Give peace a chance-John Lennon

bear_s75

08-14-2006, 07:53 AM

That NASCAR commercial that just played sounds like redneck haven.  Well, i guess it is NASCAR drivers.

EliSnow

08-14-2006, 08:01 AM

In honor of Entourage last night, I Wanna Be Sedated - The Ramones

nofate301

08-14-2006, 08:02 AM

heya buddays

bear_s75

08-14-2006, 08:03 AM

Not quite the vibe i was looking for to get the week started  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/mellow.gif" border="0" />

mr.smokepants

08-14-2006, 08:04 AM

CuzBum wrote: <img src="http://www.planetkilmer.com/biography/valdoc.gif" border="0" />"I'm your huckleberry." This message was edited by CuzBum on 8-14-06 @ 11:30 AM My fight's not with you Holliday.

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 08:04 AM

EliSnow wrote: In honor of Entourage last night, I Wanna Be Sedated - The RamonesAWESOME episode last night. that could be one of the greatest shows ever

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 08:09 AM

i think i agree 100% with Ron B. well except the jew & christian part

EastSideDaveFan

08-14-2006, 08:12 AM

Just wondering where i can find these rumors about ESD? anyone know which link i should check out? many thanks

mr.smokepants

08-14-2006, 08:12 AM

Awesome Man wrote: i think i agree 100% with Ron B. well except the jew & christian part Jews and Christians first!  Good thing I'm Vodoo.  I knew it would come in handy.  Vodoo, it's not just hexes and pins you know.

This message was edited by mr.smokepants on 8-14-06 @ 12:15 PM

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 08:12 AM

ooh my FIRST target would be that woman's house that fuckin jesus freak. god i hate her

yyOhMing

08-14-2006, 08:14 AM

Off topic, but any R n Fer's goin to the Cleveland Virus show?  If so, which hotel you stayin at?  And does any body know if R n F are going to make it to any of the Virus shows?

Fezticle98

08-14-2006, 08:16 AM

Redskins still use the Indian head logo. Earl has no idea what he's talking about. In other news, the sun came up today.

nofate301

08-14-2006, 08:23 AM

*sniffs the air*

I think I smell something coming...come on, just a few more calls

chili

08-14-2006, 08:23 AM

So did Ron rip Colbert's "i don't see color" or is it the other way around. I would think with Ron's comedy prowess he wouldn't take anybody else's bit.

chili

08-14-2006, 08:24 AM

Are we nearing a.... COMEDY PYRAMIDCOMEDY PYRAMID?

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 08:25 AM

how bout them Lions??

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 08:28 AM

i love jay mohr

sailor

08-14-2006, 08:28 AM

bear_s75 wrote: That NASCAR commercial that just played sounds like redneck haven. Well, i guess it is NASCAR drivers.  quick update on the nascar promo discussion from last week:  after the guy says there was a poll asking how long pam anderson's wedding would last, he mumbles that "forever" was one of the options.  then, he makes the joke about people believing we're going to live forever.  so, it turns out NOT to have been a STD joke.  still sad material for a promo, though.

yyOhMing

08-14-2006, 08:31 AM

"I threw on headphones"  nice line Ronny

nofate301

08-14-2006, 08:33 AM

Famke Jansen

Fam-Ca Jansen

EliSnow

08-14-2006, 08:34 AM

Famke Janssen is gorgeous in person.  I saw her at a Knicks game once and couldn't stop drooling.

MobCounty

08-14-2006, 08:35 AM

JustJon

08-14-2006, 08:35 AM

chili wrote: So did Ron rip Colbert's "i don't see color" or is it the other way around. I would think with Ron's comedy prowess he wouldn't take anybody else's bit.   Colbert did it first.

nofate301

08-14-2006, 08:35 AM

chicago steves

yyOhMing

08-14-2006, 08:38 AM

That Paris pic is the most confusing thing I have ever seen

mr.smokepants

08-14-2006, 08:43 AM

I NEED ONE MORE FHAKIN' HIT!

mr.smokepants

08-14-2006, 08:46 AM

MobCounty

08-14-2006, 08:47 AM

I love me some little rascals!

Fezticle98

08-14-2006, 08:48 AM

...waiting for the East Side Dave drunken weekend topic to blow up...

mr.smokepants

08-14-2006, 08:50 AM

Earl pretends to know what Ron is talking about when he has no fucking idea.  Earl is lying sack of cunt.

mr.smokepants

08-14-2006, 08:51 AM

CALL HIM OUT FEZ!!!  SEE!!!

mr.smokepants

08-14-2006, 08:51 AM

Ha hahahaha

This message was edited by mr.smokepants on 8-14-06 @ 12:51 PM

sailor

08-14-2006, 08:51 AM

earl is lying??  say it ain't so!

mr.smokepants

08-14-2006, 08:52 AM

195,000 years is how long it take Earl to hang a fucking picture.  Way to dissolve those stereotypes darkie.

MobCounty

08-14-2006, 08:58 AM

LUNCH! for ronfez.net members!

OGC

08-14-2006, 08:59 AM

This has to be the quickest resolution to a bet the show has ever seen. Upon further review.Oooops, maybe not

This message was edited by richg0404 on 8-14-06 @ 1:02 PM

BACH16207

08-14-2006, 09:02 AM

<div>Fez can afford it, I hear rumors that he still has his conformation money!</div>

OGC

08-14-2006, 09:05 AM

Earl does research into some of the bible stuff for himself ? Which bible stories has he managed to confirm ?

FUNKMAN

08-14-2006, 09:06 AM

we gotta get MikeyD to take over the bookings... he'll get it done each time and every time

MobCounty

08-14-2006, 09:08 AM

I hate that CRN commercial... "All listeners with the last names that start with A through N can call now..."  It's like RnF have popups now.

FUNKMAN

08-14-2006, 09:09 AM

Sheepy - Best Poster?    where on Earth3...   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />REESHY REESHY REESHY!

PhishHead

08-14-2006, 09:13 AM

wow Sheepy sounds nothing like i expected.

Hottub

08-14-2006, 09:13 AM

FUNK!

Tenbatsuzen

08-14-2006, 09:15 AM

Yeah... not gonna call in.

Marc with a c

08-14-2006, 09:16 AM

love the sheep

Tenbatsuzen

08-14-2006, 09:17 AM

evedder wrote: love the sheep   love the sheep's sister

PhishHead

08-14-2006, 09:18 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  evedder wrote: love the sheep    love the sheep's sister  i love sheep

bertino

08-14-2006, 09:23 AM

Yukutan... science channel... yellowstone

OGC

08-14-2006, 09:26 AM

Earl's one big booking of the week is a guy named Curvey Dick ?

Tenbatsuzen

08-14-2006, 09:27 AM

...I thought ADF was Fez's nemesis. He's been usurped by Sheep?

bertino

08-14-2006, 09:28 AM

i thought bin laden was a super villian. guess he needs a cool base though.

This message was edited by bertino on 8-14-06 @ 1:28 PM

AKA

08-14-2006, 09:29 AM

Sheepy for 2nd Mic

EliSnow

08-14-2006, 09:30 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: ...I thought ADF was Fez's nemesis. He's been usurped by Sheep?  Wasn't ADF Sheey's favorite RF.net poster?  Looks like Sheepy has learned from his mentor.

sailor

08-14-2006, 09:30 AM

<a href="http://www.captainjackson.org/captainjackson/" target="_blank" title="batman rip-off">captain jackson</a>

bertino

08-14-2006, 09:32 AM

MobCounty

08-14-2006, 09:35 AM

more like...   captain ass muncher

MobCounty

08-14-2006, 09:39 AM

Everyones source..<a href="http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm">http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm</a>

Jennitalia

08-14-2006, 09:43 AM

Sheepy has stoner laugh.

OGC

08-14-2006, 09:44 AM

MobCounty wrote: Everyones source..<a href="http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm">http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm</a><a href="http://xoomer.alice.it/amasoni2002/shl/reallife/pinkman_(2004).htm" target="_blank">Here's one that Fez might like</a>

EliSnow

08-14-2006, 09:45 AM

I'll go with the best lay.

Jennitalia

08-14-2006, 09:46 AM

Best lay

aceofspades7

08-14-2006, 09:46 AM

voices for radio - adf and sheepyi've heard myself on a tape - i'm in the same boat...

OGC

08-14-2006, 09:47 AM

Best lay.

FUNKMAN

08-14-2006, 09:47 AM

can't figure out who has a cuter giggle, Dave or Sheepy?

BACH16207

08-14-2006, 09:48 AM

EliSnow wrote: I'll go with the best lay. Ditto

Splooge

08-14-2006, 09:48 AM

Earl, masturbation is NOT an option!

EliSnow

08-14-2006, 09:49 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: can't figure out who has a cuter giggle, Dave or Sheepy? Gay

FUNKMAN

08-14-2006, 09:49 AM

hot chicks open doors for yahopefully it's the backdoor

Jennitalia

08-14-2006, 09:51 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: hot chicks open doors for yahopefully it's the backdoorSounds like that could be a fortune cookie

bertino

08-14-2006, 09:52 AM

i think ronnie is right. earl will just use his hot girlfriend to find some big black dick.

FUNKMAN

08-14-2006, 09:54 AM

Jennitalia wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: hot chicks open doors for yahopefully it's the backdoorSounds like that could be a fortune cookiehas anyone told you lately that "You Are The Best"?     <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />

OGC

08-14-2006, 09:54 AM

If you took the good looking girl, could you use here to attract other women who want to share her ?

sailor

08-14-2006, 09:55 AM

richg0404 wrote: If you took the good looking girl, could you use here to attract other women who want to share her ?  no

EliSnow

08-14-2006, 09:55 AM

richg0404 wrote: If you took the good looking girl, could you use here to attract other women who want to share her ? Has that ever happened to anyone, really?Do you think a lot of women would sleep with a guy to get to a girl?

BACH16207

08-14-2006, 09:56 AM

<div>"She is watching the toilet like it is a plasma TV" That is a pisser!</div>

Splooge

08-14-2006, 09:58 AM

I can't get this thought out of my head. What does Earl's "O face" look like? <shudder>

bertino

08-14-2006, 09:58 AM

freudian slip there earl

OGC

08-14-2006, 09:59 AM

bronxmarc wrote: richg0404 wrote: If you took the good looking girl, could you use here to attract other women who want to share her ? no I didn't think so. Even if it worked, I'd still take the hatchet face.

nofate301

08-14-2006, 10:00 AM

better lay, cuz she'd be all for the freaky stuff, and there's plenty of hoods and stuff out there

mr.smokepants

08-14-2006, 10:00 AM

I enjoy the Sheep.  He's a good egg.

sailor

08-14-2006, 10:00 AM

richg0404 wrote: bronxmarc wrote: richg0404 wrote: If you took the good looking girl, could you use here to attract other women who want to share her ? no I didn't think so. Even if it worked, I'd still take the hatchet face.  yeah, it was clever, but definitely trying to cheat the system.  <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" />

Splooge

08-14-2006, 10:04 AM

Sheepy's pubes look like wool?

yyOhMing

08-14-2006, 10:04 AM

She's an ugly chick because she is a dude.

bertino

08-14-2006, 10:04 AM

whoa that sounded like a dude

FUNKMAN

08-14-2006, 10:04 AM

<img height="417" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/HPIM0196Small.jpg" width="542" border="0" />The Sheepster...

Keotok

08-14-2006, 10:06 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: <img width="542" height="417" border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/HPIM0196Small.jpg" />The Sheepster... Oooohhh, what a cutie! 
<blockquote />

Hottub

08-14-2006, 10:10 AM

Keotok wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: <img height="417" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/HPIM0196Small.jpg" width="542" border="0" />The Sheepster... Oooohhh, what a cutie!  And tall. Oh boy, let me tell you.

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 10:15 AM

perrynoid is a busy guy. im waiting for the Ron & Fez compilation CD by Perrynoid. I'd buy one

Badinia

08-14-2006, 10:15 AM

Hottub wrote: Keotok wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote:  The Sheepster... Oooohhh, what a cutie!  And tall. Oh boy, let me tell you.            I hear he's got sz 14 feet, ladies!    Regards, Virginia

MobCounty

08-14-2006, 10:19 AM

Sounds like sheepy's chance at a home run are getting better.

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 10:23 AM

do ron & fez read this message board live like O&A's instant feedback. i just said something about a perrynoid album and 3 minutes later Ron says "yeah maybe we will put out an album with perrynoid". weird

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 10:23 AM

somehow that came up twice so i fixed it. yea

This message was edited by Awesome Man on 8-14-06 @ 2:24 PM

nofate301

08-14-2006, 10:25 AM

I'd like to hear something powerful, yet respectful

but leave a lasting impression

Marilyn Manson's score from Resident Evil...Seizure of Power

Fezticle98

08-14-2006, 10:25 AM

Jennitalia wrote: Sheepy has stoner laugh. Good call. He sounds exactly like one of my pothead friends in college.

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 10:25 AM

mine will be Frank Sinatra- My Wayor the theme to "Crimson Tide"

This message was edited by Awesome Man on 8-14-06 @ 2:26 PM

Chip196

08-14-2006, 10:26 AM

I would want Last Goodbye by Jeff Buckley.

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 10:27 AM

or maybe "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot because I want to take a looooooong time to go

yyOhMing

08-14-2006, 10:27 AM

Sheepy picked a cool tune.  That Requiem music is intense and gets stuck with you.

bertino

08-14-2006, 10:28 AM

what if this played when you died instead?<a href="http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php">http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php</a>

Fezticle98

08-14-2006, 10:29 AM

Dust in the Wind by Kansas. Just to depress everyone.

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 10:29 AM

kansas- dust in the wind

Tenbatsuzen

08-14-2006, 10:29 AM

"Fun" Funeral Song - My Dirty Life and Times by warren Zevon. "Sad" Funeral Song - Keep Me In Your Heart for a While - again, Zevon.

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 10:29 AM

fezticle98 wrote: Dust in the Wind by Kansas. Just to depress everyone. wow we were in the same mindset for that one

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 10:31 AM

where's mariano rivera???

Fezticle98

08-14-2006, 10:31 AM

Awesome Man wrote: fezticle98 wrote: Dust in the Wind by Kansas. Just to depress everyone. wow we were in the same mindset for that oneThat's scary.

CuzBum

08-14-2006, 10:32 AM

Tenbatsuzen

08-14-2006, 10:32 AM

Awesome Man wrote: where's mariano rivera???   or billy wagner

bertino

08-14-2006, 10:32 AM

way to grab the wrong bowie song earl

nofate301

08-14-2006, 10:33 AM

How about dueling banjos?

PhishHead

08-14-2006, 10:36 AM

"Eyes of the World" by the Grateful Deador"Needle in the Hay" by Elliott Smith

Fezticle98

08-14-2006, 10:36 AM

Ride the Lightning by Metallica would be good if I was facing the electric chair.

PhishHead

08-14-2006, 10:40 AM

Yea Sheepy knows what I am talking about with the Elliot Smith

MobCounty

08-14-2006, 10:44 AM

"Alone Again Or"  -Love

sailor

08-14-2006, 10:48 AM

fade to black

VaCutie

08-14-2006, 10:48 AM

this guy stinks!!

OGC

08-14-2006, 10:48 AM

Fez won't take a page out of Sheepy's book, but I bet he wouldn't mind bending a page over...... sorry for that

EliSnow

08-14-2006, 10:50 AM

Green Day "Good Riddance"Great job Sheepy.

CuzBum

08-14-2006, 10:50 AM

That Fox guy Steve Centanni got kidnapped in Gaza I hear.

This message was edited by CuzBum on 8-14-06 @ 2:52 PM

JustJon

08-14-2006, 10:52 AM

How about a lil Louie Armstrong? What a Wonderful World...

Awesome Man

08-14-2006, 10:52 AM

wow i want to go kill myself now

Tenbatsuzen

08-14-2006, 10:53 AM

CuzBum wrote: That Fox guy Steve Centanni got kidnapped in Gaza I hear.

This message was edited by CuzBum on 8-14-06 @ 2:52 PM   No names yet, but... <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,208322,00.html" target="_self">http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,208322,00.html </a>

Fezticle98

08-14-2006, 10:54 AM

CuzBum wrote: That Fox guy Steve Centanni got kidnapped in Gaza I hear.This message was edited by CuzBum on 8-14-06 @ 2:52 PM Too bad it wasn't Louis "Twitchels" Centanni.

CuzBum

08-14-2006, 10:55 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  CuzBum wrote: That Fox guy Steve Centanni got kidnapped in Gaza I hear.This message was edited by CuzBum on 8-14-06 @ 2:52 PM    No names yet, but... <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,208322,00.html" target="_self">http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,208322,00.html </a>I got the Centanni name off of Drudge, but as you pointed out it's not official.

sailor

08-14-2006, 10:56 AM

at least it's not iraq.  with gaza there's a very good chance they will be released unharmed.

MadMatt

08-14-2006, 10:56 AM

I don't want to sound like a jerk, but I HATE it when they play songs like this.  A quick "quote" from the song is OK, but huge hunks SUCK.  If I wanted to hear music I would change to a music channel.Sorry, I'm just grouchy today and this is a pet peeve of mine.  Hope I'm not alone though...

AKA

08-14-2006, 12:01 PM

MadMatt wrote: I don't want to sound like a jerk, but I HATE it when they play songs like this.  A quick "quote" from the song is OK, but huge hunks SUCK.  If I wanted to hear music I would change to a music channel.Sorry, I'm just grouchy today and this is a pet peeve of mine.  Hope I'm not alone though...You might be alone, but I'm not sure - there are a lot of newer listeners that might not be use to that little element of the show. Maybe now that you mentioned it Ron will stop - or do more - it's hard to predict.

MobCounty

08-14-2006, 02:28 PM

My vote :  Alone+

Mike from Bklyn

08-14-2006, 03:12 PM

Was Sheepy at the Blue Room?

Gvac

08-14-2006, 03:16 PM

Of course Sheepy was at the Blue Room!  He wouldn't miss a Ron and Fez event for all the tea in China.I thought the kid did a great job in studio today, by the way.  He was funny, on topic, and never talked over either of the hosts.  It's not easy being in there with Ron and Fez slinging the funny around, but Sheepy never once sounded intimidated or over his head.Kudos, Sheeplovr.  Ya done good kid!

Hottub

08-14-2006, 03:27 PM

Sheepy done real good today. As GVAC said, he knew his place and never stepped on anybody. He as an innate ability to bring on the funny. We all know that. As long as you don't try too hard, if you've got it, it will shine through. Just don't be nervous, and bone up a bit on the vocabulary.Third mic? Not yet.Regular visitor? No problem.Well played, Sheplovr!

Sheeplovr

08-14-2006, 03:30 PM

i thought i did well matyy thanks for not callingbig ups to the fansp.s. i dont have a stoner laugh im not a stoner 

This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 8-14-06 @ 7:41 PM

FezPaul

08-14-2006, 04:29 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:   i dont have a stoner laugh im not a stoner And you listen to T Rex???

Don Stugots

08-14-2006, 04:32 PM

FezPaul wrote: Sheeplovr wrote:   i dont have a stoner laugh im not a stoner And you listen to T Rex???i think someone is telling a fib.

sithlord

08-15-2006, 02:55 AM

Another great show. Boy they really hit another one out of the park yesterday. The whole Sheepy, Fezzie rivalry was fantastic. Ron was killing me with the one liners. Who is this Sheepy guy anyway. I'm a fairly ong time listenrer and I don't think I ever heard of him before, at least i don't remember him. What is he like 14 or so?

CuzBum

08-15-2006, 03:02 AM

sithlord wrote: Another great show. Boy they really hit another one out of the park yesterday. The whole Sheepy, Fezzie rivalry was fantastic. Ron was killing me with the one liners. Who is this Sheepy guy anyway. I'm a fairly ong time listenrer and I don't think I ever heard of him before, at least i don't remember him. What is he like 14 or so? 3 posts up from you is him, he is 22.

Dirtybird12

08-15-2006, 03:08 AM

Sheepy was great today - just got finished listening - killer show. Nice way to start the week off.

Dirtybird12

08-15-2006, 03:15 AM

Sheepy took Crazy Clare to the prom - oddly enuff nobodys heard from Clare since(sheepy horn ...wah wah wah wahhhh)

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 07:06 AM

CircusFreak wrote: Sheepy took Crazy Clare to the prom - oddly enuff nobodys heard from Clare since(sheepy horn ...wah wah wah wahhhh)    It DOES seem like that the girl characters on the show have a much shorter shelf life than the boys.

EliSnow

08-15-2006, 07:13 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  CircusFreak wrote: Sheepy took Crazy Clare to the prom - oddly enuff nobodys heard from Clare since(sheepy horn ...wah wah wah wahhhh)  It DOES seem like that the girl characters on the show have a much shorter shelf life than the boys.Just like the adult film world.

jeffdwright2001

08-15-2006, 07:28 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  CircusFreak wrote: Sheepy took Crazy Clare to the prom - oddly enuff nobodys heard from Clare since(sheepy horn ...wah wah wah wahhhh)   It DOES seem like that the girl characters on the show have a much shorter shelf life than the boys. Fez has more incentive to keep the guys around.

This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 8-15-06 @ 11:29 AM

barjockey

08-15-2006, 08:00 AM

<img height="250" src="http://images.askmen.com/imagessexsymbol/dec00/nikki_cox/nikki_cox_150c.jpg" width="150" border="0" />Today's song "Afternoon Delight"

EliSnow

08-15-2006, 08:01 AM

Warren Zevon "Lawyers Guns and Money"

Awesome Man

08-15-2006, 08:01 AM

dire straits- money for nothing

nofate301

08-15-2006, 08:01 AM

good afternoon buddays

Queen - Prophet's Song

Awesome Man

08-15-2006, 08:01 AM

this is still the best intro

nofate301

08-15-2006, 08:02 AM

Awesome Man wrote: this is still the best introgreatest Samuel L. Jackson role and quote

rooter

08-15-2006, 08:05 AM

I like the Violent Femmes.  What band is this?

yyOhMing

08-15-2006, 08:05 AM

Gnarls Barkley, nice work Earl

Awesome Man

08-15-2006, 08:07 AM

gnarls is blowing up

sailor

08-15-2006, 08:09 AM

Awesome Man wrote: gnarls is blowing up  i think gnarls is crap.

Fezticle98

08-15-2006, 08:10 AM

Sir Charles is doing quite well since his retirement from the NBA. Now if he can only fix that golf swing.

EliSnow

08-15-2006, 08:12 AM

Fez was pretty excited.

sailor

08-15-2006, 08:13 AM

fezticle98 wrote: Sir Charles is doing quite well since his retirement from the NBA. Now if he can only fix that golf swing.  governors get unlimited mulligans

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 08:16 AM

"is it tight in here, or is it just me?" ISOLATE THAT

Fezticle98

08-15-2006, 08:17 AM

Did Dave's drunken weekend rampage come up after Ron alluded to it yesterday? I can't wait to hear what he stepped in this time.

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 08:17 AM

EliSnow wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: CircusFreak wrote: Sheepy took Crazy Clare to the prom - oddly enuff nobodys heard from Clare since(sheepy horn ...wah wah wah wahhhh) It DOES seem like that the girl characters on the show have a much shorter shelf life than the boys.Just like the adult film world.   Does that make Frenchy Jenna Jameson, then?

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 08:24 AM

Dear Fez: Nikki Cox banged Bobcat Goldwaith.  TRUST ME, YOU HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE. Love,  Matty

cupcakelove

08-15-2006, 08:28 AM

Didn't Earl go to college?  You don't state what you're going to say in an essay, you just say it.

OGC

08-15-2006, 08:31 AM

Does anyone know East Side Dave's email address at XM ?

Marc with a c

08-15-2006, 08:33 AM

cupcakelove wrote: Didn't Earl go to college?  You don't state what you're going to say in an essay, you just say it. he doesn't have a masters in radio.

willisjackson

08-15-2006, 08:34 AM

It sounds like Earl cut and pasted this report from a couple websites.  I can't tell you how many times I did this in college.

barjockey

08-15-2006, 08:34 AM

<img height="173" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/LucyEthel_I_Love_Lucy.jpg/230px-LucyEthel_I_Love_Lucy.jpg" width="230" border="0" /> My bones are how old?

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 08:34 AM

cupcakelove wrote: Didn't Earl go to college? You don't state what you're going to say in an essay, you just say it.    Isn't this a 7th grade essay?

ChimneyFish

08-15-2006, 08:35 AM

Of course man and the dinosaurs  lived at the same time.Hasn't Earl ever seen "Land of the Lost"???? I heard it was based on fact.          And it was written by Dan Brown.

Delbert_Grady

08-15-2006, 08:36 AM

were there sleestacks on the ark?

willisjackson

08-15-2006, 08:37 AM

Earl used to believe that there were no such things as dinosaurs.He is willing to change his whole belief system so that Ron won't yell at him.

Furtherman

08-15-2006, 08:37 AM

Baby Dinosaurs On The Ark. My new band name.

Badinia

08-15-2006, 08:38 AM

<img height="143" src="http://www.wellige.com/ulli/images%2Fmuppets_baby02.jpg" width="200" border="0" />Gotta love me!

barjockey

08-15-2006, 08:39 AM

<img height="180" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/Stymie1933.jpeg/117px-Stymie1933.jpeg" width="117" border="0" /> I think Earl is about to refer to fred and barney

Delbert_Grady

08-15-2006, 08:39 AM

babyloveasaurus

Delbert_Grady

08-15-2006, 08:41 AM

i thought anna nicole smith was used to date fossils.

sailor

08-15-2006, 08:41 AM

they were cryogenically frozen embryos on the ark.  earl always misses the obvious.

cupcakelove

08-15-2006, 08:41 AM

'Put a bow on your head and give yourself back to Oppie'Ouch.

sailor

08-15-2006, 08:42 AM

Delbert_Grady wrote: i thought anna nicole smith was used to date fossils.   ugh

willisjackson

08-15-2006, 08:43 AM

Too dumb to keep a plate in your lip...yikes

dotsncoms

08-15-2006, 08:43 AM

<img height="243" src="http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/jfiles/files/img/dino_jr.jpg" width="340" border="0" />  Oh no!

cupcakelove

08-15-2006, 08:46 AM

Holy shit, this was the best Perrynoid song ever.  Just a little short.

dotsncoms

08-15-2006, 08:48 AM

<img height="341" src="http://www.dargate.com/220_auction/220images/2172.jpg" width="341" border="0" />  Song of the Year

MadMatt

08-15-2006, 08:49 AM

I am starting to believe that Earl is a complete ass.Maybe GVAC is right...

ChimneyFish

08-15-2006, 08:50 AM

Delbert_Grady wrote: were there sleestacks on the ark? That's where all the dinosaurs went after they were saved by the Ark of the Covenant. The Sleestacks brought them to another dimension.

MadMatt

08-15-2006, 08:52 AM

"Noone called you a quitter, we called you an idiot" - wow...

nofate301

08-15-2006, 08:53 AM

i love it when someone else is in the barrel...ESD is just giddy as hell

sailor

08-15-2006, 08:54 AM

the blue-eyed devil!!  hilarious!

mohawk_mike

08-15-2006, 08:54 AM

ESD always so funny when he jumps on the make earl sound dumb band wagon

This message was edited by mohawk_mike on 8-15-06 @ 12:57 PM

sailor

08-15-2006, 08:57 AM

mohawk_mike wrote: ESD dave always so funny when he jumps on the make earl sound dumb band wagon  didn't the whole mikey d. fiasco make them best buddies?

yyOhMing

08-15-2006, 08:58 AM

FYI Earl, Halloween does exist.  Earl: "I don't believe in Cancer.  Or oxygen"

mohawk_mike

08-15-2006, 08:59 AM

i thought so....but it always seems like dave chucks earl under the bus if it gets him in a little better with Mr. B..... i know i'm not the only one who see that

BACH16207

08-15-2006, 08:59 AM

<div>I don't know if I feel bad for Earl or I should think he is a fucking idiot!</div>

mohawk_mike

08-15-2006, 09:01 AM

BACH16207 wrote: *>I don't know if I feel bad for Earl or I should think he is a fucking idiot! <div />no need to feel bad for someone who is this freakin dumb.....lol i mean come on baby dinos on the ark and halloween does not exstit.......lol

barjockey

08-15-2006, 09:02 AM

dave is so happy

sailor

08-15-2006, 09:03 AM

BACH16207 wrote: *>I don't know if I feel bad for Earl or I should think he is a fucking idiot!  you should feel bad that he is a fucking idiot.

barjockey

08-15-2006, 09:04 AM

<img height="180" src="http://static.flickr.com/11/16229020_c3287738d5_m.jpg" width="240" border="0" />My Babylove

rangerNY

08-15-2006, 09:05 AM

"Did those two kids have easter baskets, you son of a bitch?!" It kinda got lost in the background, but this is the Fez line of the day so far.

BACH16207

08-15-2006, 09:14 AM

bronxmarc wrote:  BACH16207 wrote: *>I don't know if I feel bad for Earl or I should think he is a fucking idiot!   you should feel bad that he is a fucking idiot. <div>Ding, Ding, Ding, That is what I was looking for, Thank you</div>

nofate301

08-15-2006, 09:18 AM

woo hoo power loss, sweet!

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 09:21 AM

Starvin', we got nine pizzas anywhere?

sailor

08-15-2006, 09:21 AM

BACH16207 wrote: bronxmarc wrote: BACH16207 wrote: *>I don't know if I feel bad for Earl or I should think he is a fucking idiot! you should feel bad that he is a fucking idiot. *>Ding, Ding, Ding, That is what I was looking for, Thank you  just looking to split the difference, like earl was.

barjockey

08-15-2006, 09:23 AM

barjockey

08-15-2006, 09:25 AM

<img height="240" src="http://static.flickr.com/14/18327140_778fab5960_m.jpg" width="176" border="0" />I was at "Hippiefest" this weekend it was sad

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 09:30 AM

boeman

08-15-2006, 09:33 AM

Now I'm fuckin starvin...

nofate301

08-15-2006, 09:34 AM

boeman wrote: Now I'm fuckin starvin...

We got any food back there?!

dotsncoms

08-15-2006, 09:36 AM

Awesome Man

08-15-2006, 09:36 AM

barjockey wrote: <img height="180" src="http://static.flickr.com/11/16229020_c3287738d5_m.jpg" width="240" border="0" />My Babylove man im starvin

sailor

08-15-2006, 09:37 AM

dotsncoms wrote: <img width="309" height="232" border="0" src="http://www.astronautdinosaur.com/images/so18.gif" />  well played!

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 09:37 AM

Pizza > Ribs

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 09:38 AM

<img width="480" height="640" border="0" src="http://www.jessicadestefano.com/jesuspizzaongreen.jpg" /> See, with that one slice, Jesus could feed 5,000.

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 09:39 AM

Google Image Search for "Fez Pizza" <img width="300" height="225" border="0" src="http://imgj8.zeocast.com/168671/w300/gf6.jpg" />

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 09:40 AM

ALSO Google Image Search for "Fez Pizza" <img width="340" height="252" border="0" src="http://www.itarare.com.br/uploaded_images/dancadapizza-716047.jpg" />

barjockey

08-15-2006, 09:46 AM

Dave =Pointless

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 09:48 AM

Hey, it's Dane's Bitch

nofate301

08-15-2006, 09:48 AM

your dad dying is the equivalent of a jack hammer on marble, you DONT come back the same. My dad just lost his...my grandfather...

it sucks, hard, and my dad is not the same man from before it. I don't think I am.

nofate301

08-15-2006, 09:49 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Hey, it's Dane's Bitchÿ
ooooh, now I know who to listen for when I pick her up

is that really her? I missed the caller name

sailor

08-15-2006, 09:50 AM

just when you think team whatley will default into their first win, ESD opens his mouth.  fuckin' idiot.  i think he's going to kill poor fez.

dotsncoms

08-15-2006, 09:50 AM

MadMatt

08-15-2006, 09:51 AM

If you search "Fez Pizza" (with quotes) you get this:<img height="100" src="http://www.terra.com.br/istoe/1900/fotos/datas_01.jpg" width="150" border="0" />Weird...

JustJon

08-15-2006, 09:51 AM

yup.  been a while since we've heard from Dane's Bitch.

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 09:56 AM

JustJon wrote: yup. been a while since we've heard from Dane's Bitch.    I recognized the voice and the cadence bashing Dave almost instantly.

barjockey

08-15-2006, 09:57 AM

MadMatt

08-15-2006, 09:57 AM

What is with these A-holes begging for prizes?!?!pissing me off.

mohawk_mike

08-15-2006, 09:57 AM

fuck nascar.....yea what a good sport.....lol damn rednecks

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 09:58 AM

Nascar in Spandex?   Like Shelle didn't need any more batch material. It's Novex.  It's a FIRESUIT.  No.  I won't get angry.

MadMatt

08-15-2006, 09:59 AM

What the F?!?!  They LOST the moon landing video?  That should be kept in the Smithsonian, not some NASA filing cabinet.  Scientists can be forgetful, but c'mon...

wlogue8

08-15-2006, 09:59 AM

Spandex. thats only the 24 car.

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 10:01 AM

wlogue8 wrote: Spandex. thats only the 24 car.   TOP OF THE PYRAMID

indymike

08-15-2006, 10:02 AM

I didn't think Tony K. was a colored commentator.

ChimneyFish

08-15-2006, 10:02 AM

MadMatt wrote: What the F?!?!  They LOST the moon landing video?  That should be kept in the Smithsonian, not some NASA filing cabinet.  Scientists can be forgetful, but c'mon...I smell a cover up........           The moon landing never happened!!!!

Fezticle98

08-15-2006, 10:02 AM

Doesn't XM have a Neck-CAR channel? Yech.

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 10:02 AM

That's david.mcdonald@xmradio.com

mohawk_mike

08-15-2006, 10:02 AM

god damn i hate these dumb ass rednecks that think nascar is some super sport.... i know not everone can do that kinda thing....but that don't make it cool or fun to watch... it's lame  and sucks ass imo

boeman

08-15-2006, 10:03 AM

ChimneyFish wrote: MadMatt wrote: What the F?!?!  They LOST the moon landing video?  That should be kept in the Smithsonian, not some NASA filing cabinet.  Scientists can be forgetful, but c'mon...I smell a cover up........           The moon landing never happened!!!!ugh... not again

Tenbatsuzen

08-15-2006, 10:03 AM

fezticle98 wrote: Doesn't XM have a Neck-CAR channel? Yech.   Until the end of the season, and then it goes to Sirius. Listening to a race on the radio really kind of sucks.  It's really niche programming.

MadMatt

08-15-2006, 10:03 AM

MadMatt

08-15-2006, 10:05 AM

I want to light Paul Maguire's mustache on fire... [Allegedly]

This message was edited by MadMatt on 8-15-06 @ 2:06 PM

Awesome Man

08-15-2006, 10:06 AM

peyton is going to be another Marino, at least if he stays with the Colts

barjockey

08-15-2006, 10:06 AM

mannings repeat? they have never been there

Fezticle98

08-15-2006, 10:09 AM

Shit...there goes my Redskins' season. Damn you Earl.I'd skip Spring.

MadMatt

08-15-2006, 10:09 AM

I am not psyched for the NFL, but College ball?  Yeehaw!<img height="200" src="http://www.nabilmark.com/ezpublish/var/nabilmark/storage/images/penn_state_football_gallery/penn_state_football_2004/1521-3-eng-US/penn_state_football_2004_medium.jpg" width="172" border="0" />