Screech Attack!

[Furtherman]

<p align="center"><img height="248" src="http://pspmedia.ign.com/psp/image/article/724/724881/dont-mess-with-screechs-games-20060810034306431.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>Screech does stand up. After a show in Omaha, Nebraska, he went back to his hotel room.<br /><br />There's a girl there waiting for him.<br /><br />Oh the life of a star on the road. The fans! The wome.... wait... this is S<em>creech, </em>right?<br /><br />True story... but it seems she was just stealing his video games:</p><p>Former Saved By The Bell star Dustin Diamond has accused a woman of attacking him in an Omaha, Nebraska hotel room last week. Diamond, who played school geek Screech in the nineties teen show, claims a 28-year-old women broke into his room in the early hours of Monday morning, a few hours after his stand-up gig at the Funny Bone Comedy Club. Diamond, 29, told a Florida radio station that the woman stole some video games, before he held her against the hotel door until police arrived on the scene. Omaha police sergeant Teresa Negron said no charges were filed because the woman contradicts Diamond's claim, by saying he assaulted her. Negron says, &quot;It's a case of 'he said, she said'.&quot;</p><p><br /><br />I think Screech missed a golden opportuntity to claim he pulled this movie line when he opened his room's door:<br /><br /><font style="background-color: #ffffff" color="#000000"><a href="http://www.80s.com/saveferris/sounds/ed/gameisup.wav" target="_self">Les jeux sont faites. Translation. The game is up. Your ass is mine.</a></font> </p>

[HeyGuy]

So she broke into his room, he held her against a door and called the cops&nbsp;and the cops wouldnt press charges because she had a different story? Wow if the roles were reversed and he broke in her room and she called the cops, you want to make a bet that they would have pressed charges against him for b&amp;e or sexual harrasment? They wouldnt care if his story would be different, the fact that he would have been found in her room would have been enough. Why that wasnt enough in this case tells me that cops never believe men when it comes to these types of issues. Amazing!

[Tall_James]

<p><img height="240" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Image0216-1720%28ITV_1%29.jpg" width="352" border="0" /></p><p>Yeah, like I'd believe anything that robot-fucker had to say.&nbsp; He's a traitor to humanity.</p>

[CuzBum]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="240" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Image0216-1720%28ITV_1%29.jpg" width="352" border="0" /></p><p>Yeah, like I'd believe anything that robot-fucker had to say.&nbsp; He's a traitor to humanity.</p><p>Oh Jesus, what a fuck head I was for actually enjoying that show. If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and kick my ass.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>CuzBum</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="240" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Image0216-1720%28ITV_1%29.jpg" width="352" border="0" /></p><p>Yeah, like I'd believe anything that robot-fucker had to say.&nbsp; He's a traitor to humanity.</p><p>Oh Jesus, what a fuck head I was for actually enjoying that show. If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and kick my ass.</p><p>I think we all would.</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>Ron said on the air once that some guys have this look on their face, a straining behind the eyes, that they <strong>want</strong> to be smarter, but they just can't.</p><p>Screech is one of those guys:</p><p><img height="282" src="http://www.gigglescomedyclub.com/comicspictures/screech.gif" width="246" border="0" /></p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CuzBum</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="240" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Image0216-1720%28ITV_1%29.jpg" width="352" border="0" /></p><p>Yeah, like I'd believe anything that robot-fucker had to say.&nbsp; He's a traitor to humanity.</p><p>Oh Jesus, what a fuck head I was for actually enjoying that show. If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and kick my ass.</p><p>I think we all would.</p><p>Go back in time and kick cuzbum's ass??&nbsp; </p><p>And don't let Tall James get to you cuzbum, he's just bitter over that robot arm they gave him when he lost his chasing down a perp.</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>And don't let Tall James get to you cuzbum, he's just bitter over that robot arm they gave him when he lost his chasing down a perp.</p><p></p><p>My self-loathing is all encompassing.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="240" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Image0216-1720%28ITV_1%29.jpg" width="352" border="0" /></p><p>Yeah, like I'd believe anything that robot-fucker had to say.&nbsp; He's a traitor to humanity.</p><p>the robot has a name, his name is kevin and he is hilarious.</p><p>samuel powers fan since day one.</p>

[CuzBum]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CuzBum</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="240" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Image0216-1720%28ITV_1%29.jpg" width="352" border="0" /></p><p>Yeah, like I'd believe anything that robot-fucker had to say.&nbsp; He's a traitor to humanity.</p><p>Oh Jesus, what a fuck head I was for actually enjoying that show. If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and kick my ass.</p><p>I think we all would.</p><p>I said kick my ass not pound it, sick fuckin' pedo.</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>4th saved by the bell thread that turned gay</p><p>what is with it with this show that breeds gay?</p><p>oh yea</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.poster.net/saved-by-the-bell/saved-by-the-bell-photo-saved-by-the-bell-6204069.jpg" alt="The image "http://www.poster.net/saved-by-the-bell/saved-by-the-bell-photo-saved-by-the-bell-6204069.jpg" cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." /></p>