Earl's Religion vs Evolution Report

[JustJon]

<p>Ron made him write it.&nbsp; Earl read it on on air.&nbsp; Now you can read it all for yourself</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/3011" target="_self">Religion vs Evolution</a>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I don't know if I trust <strong>anything </strong>that cites angelfire.com as a resource.&nbsp;</p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<strong><font size="3">Special Thanks to Blowhard<br /></font></strong>

[HBox]

<p><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "bookman old style";">Such accounts do
dispel the notion that humans existed after the extinction of the dinosaur.</span></strong></p><p>Uh, we don't exist?&nbsp;</p><strong></strong>

[mikeyboy]

<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'bookman old style'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa"><strong>Most children&rsquo;s books will describe dinosaurs has having &lsquo;tails like a cedar&rsquo;. </strong></span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No they don't, and even if they did, I'm still pretty sure they wouldn't make credible sources.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 8-15-06 @ 4:25 PM</span>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="3">Special Thanks to Blowhard<br /></font></strong><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;You know Ronnie, back in the day, we had T-Rexes walking around, eating people left and right.&nbsp; People have it too easy.&nbsp; Online predators?&nbsp; Please.&nbsp; I'd love to see a dateline special on the T-Rex just taking a big chomp of someone just walking, minding their own business.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<p>You just HAVE TO check out <a href="http://www.clarifyingchristianity.com/dinos.shtml" target="_self">this source</a> that Earl used (and plagiarized most of his report from.)</p><p>I especially like the following passage -</p><hr width="100%" size="2" /><p><br /></p><p>Some people believe that the Bible is not a scientifically accurate book, and that it is <em>only</em> a &ldquo;spiritual book,&rdquo; that forgot about dinosaurs or described them incorrectly. This is not the case. <em>Nobody</em> has ever proven that the Bible contains any inaccurately recorded information. (If you think someone has such evidence, <a href="mailto:hjoss@clarifyingchristianity.com">contact us</a> and show us the evidence. We will post that evidence <em>with our reply</em> in our FAQ section for the world to see&mdash;literally.) <font color="#cc9933">You
do not have to believe the Bible just because someone says you are
supposed to. That is blind faith, and blind faith is something you do
not need with Christianity. The Bible and Christianity have been proven
to be true.</font> (See our page called <a href="http://www.clarifyingchristianity.com/b_proof.shtml">&ldquo;How Do You Know The Bible Is True?&rdquo;</a>)
There is no other religion or &ldquo;holy writing&rdquo; that can honestly make the
same claim. You may also wish to get a copy of the book <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/083082250X/qid=1117834308/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/102-3107193-8386565">&ldquo;Know Why You Believe&rdquo;</a> by Paul Little. It addresses the facts that support Christianity in clear and simple terms.</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>i don't care what ronnie says, man and dinosaur have lived together</p><p><img height="218" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4KdbeJExNUAdHejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12jkt75th/EXP=1155776285/**http%3a//www.aag-badfallingbostel.de/images/Fred_mit_Cooldino.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: ">Such accounts do dispel the notion that humans existed after the extinction of the dinosaur. </span></strong><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Uh, we don't exist?</font></font>&nbsp;</p><strong /><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/illusion.jpg<br /></p>

[DonInNC]

<p><font size="2">More proof:</font></p><p><font size="2">Boom boom acka-lacka-lacka boom<br /><br />boom boom acka-lacko boom boom<br /><br />Boom boom acka-lacka-lacka boom<br /><br />boom boom acka-lacka boom boom<br /><br /><br />It was a night like this<br />fourty million years ago<br /><br />I lit a cigarette<br />picked up a monkey<br />start to go.<br />The sun was spitting fire<br />the sky was blue as ice<br /><br />I felt a little tired so I watched &quot;Miami Vice&quot;.<br /><br />I walked a dinosaur<br />I walked a dinosaur!<br />Open the door<br />get on the floor<br />everybody walk the dinosaur.<br />Open the door<br />get on the floor<br />everybody walk the dinosaur.<br />Open the door<br />get on the floor<br />everybody walk the dinosaur.<br />Open the door<br />get on the floor<br />everybody walk the dinosaur.<br /><br />Boom boom acka-lacka-lacka boom<br /><br />boom boom acka-lacka boom boom<br />. . .<br /><br />I met you in a cave<br />you were painting Buffalo<br /><br />I said I'd be your slave<br />follow wherever you go.<br />That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars<br /><br />You fell asleep<br />I stayed awake and watched the passing cars.<br /><br />I walked a dinosaur<br />I walked a dinosaur! . . .<br /><br />A shadow from the sky<br />much too big to be a bird<br /><br />A screaming<br />crashing noise<br />louder than I've ever heard.<br />It looked like two big silver trees<br />that somehow learned to soar<br /><br />Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar.<br /><br />I killed a dinosaur<br />I killed a dinosaur!<br />Open the door<br />get on the floor<br />everybody kill the dinosaur.<br />Open the door<br />get on the floor<br />everybody kill the dinosaur.<br />Open the door<br />get on the floor<br />everybody kill the dinosaur.<br />Open the door<br />get on the floor<br />everybody kill the dinosaur.<br />Open the door<br />get on the floor<br />everybody kill the dinosaur.<br /><br />Boom boom acka-lacka-lacka boom<br /><br />boom boom acka-lacka boom boom<br />. . .<br />Boom boom acko-locka-lacka boom<br /><br />boom boom acka-lacko boom boom<br />. . .</font><br /></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'bookman old style'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa"><strong>Most children&rsquo;s books will describe dinosaurs has having &lsquo;tails like a cedar&rsquo;. </strong></span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No they don't, and even if they did, I'm still pretty sure they wouldn't make credible sources.</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">And this is from a guy who's read a LOT&nbsp;of children's books!</font></strong></p>

[spoon]

Perhaps they weren' t so big during the writing of the Old Test.....you know, like the always feared Umpa Rex!!!&nbsp; ARrhrhrhrhhghghhghrhrhrh!

[DirtyJersey]

If aliens ever show up and demand to speak to the dumbest person on earth, I can now give them an answer. His name is Earl and he works at XM.

[sithlord]

It was a good bit but you could tell Earl didn't put alot of effort into it. It was great the way Ron was picking it apart point by point. They should make Earl write a new report every week.<br />

[Crotchcritter]

Is it possible for someone to be as dumb as Earl and still function?&nbsp; My brain hurt just listening to his report.<br />

[KnoxHarrington]

The sad part of that is that there are asshats out there who want stuff very much like that taught as "science" in schools.

We're doomed. Learn Chinese now, people.

[mrhilliard]

<p>Earls knows as much about evolution as he knows about music.&nbsp; Acting like Ronnie introduced the country to Gnarls Barkley.&nbsp;</p>

[AKA]

<img height="690" src="http://myspace-640.vo.llnwd.net/01004/04/66/1004386640_l.jpg" width="500" border="0" />

[Enabler]

<p><font size="2">&quot;The advancements of the modern highway has left the dinosaur with nowhere to go&quot;</font></p><p>Fez has till got it. This line was high-larious.</p>

[furie]

it is frightening just how many people think like this.
fucking scary.

[DonTheTrucker]

I was on hold and Ronnie hung up on me cause they moved on to another subject but i was gonna suggest they make Earl do an extra credit report; on hanging pictures.

[Mike Teacher]

<p>As bad as Earl's reports was, and delivery of same, I heard ESD's report, and Dave ya know I love ya, but holy shit it was as bad if not worse then Earl's, in both content and delivery. Grammatical trainwrecks galore and and even more meandering beginning.</p><p>I missed what happened after, did they critique ESD's report/delivery too?</p><p>Yow.</p>

[JustJon]

Dave only got thru a sentence or two, but the report can be found <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/46/Topic/51835/page/East_Side_Dave_s_Michael_Jordan_Essay.htm" target="_self">here</a><br />

[scottinnj]

<p>Earl forgot the most important source of all</p><p>The Man, the Myth, The Legend.</p><p>STING-FRONTMAN OF THE ALL KNOWING BAND THE POLICE!</p><p>May I quote?</p><p>from &quot;Walking in your Footsteps&quot; Album: Synchronicity</p><p>&quot;Fifty million years ago<br />You walked upon the planet so,<br />Lord of all that you could see<br />Just a little bit like me<br /><br />Walking in your footsteps<br /><br />Hey mr. dinosaur<br />You really couldn't ask for more<br />You were god's favourite creature<br />But you didn't have a future<br /><br />Walking in your footsteps<br /><br />Hey mighty brontosaurus<br />Don't you have a lesson for us<br />You thought your rule would always last<br />There were no lessons in your past<br />You were built three stories high<br />They say you would not hurt a fly<br />If we explode the atom bomb<br />Would they say that we were dumb? <br /><br />Walking in your footsteps<br /><br />Fifty million years ago<br />They walked upon the planet so<br />They live in a museum<br />It's the only place you'll see um.<br /><br />Walking in your footsteps....<br /><br />They say the meek shall inherit the earth....<br /><br />Walking in your footsteps....&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>God's Favourite Creature!&nbsp; Sting said that.&nbsp; You know it has to be true!</p><p>Oh and by the way, I'm a creationalist like Earl, but that report has me ashamed to call myself a Baptist.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>

[scottinnj]

<strong>DonTheTrucker</strong> wrote:<br />I was on hold and Ronnie hung up on me cause they moved on to another subject but i was gonna suggest they make Earl do an extra credit report; on hanging pictures. <p>He didn't hang up on you because they changed topics.&nbsp; It is because you are a zero.&nbsp; That joke just took all the funny out of this thread, imagine the chaos if Ronny let you say that on air.&nbsp; The horror, THE HORROR!!!</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>scottinnj</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DonTheTrucker</strong> wrote:<br />I was on hold and Ronnie hung up on me cause they moved on to another subject but i was gonna suggest they make Earl do an extra credit report; on hanging pictures. <p>He didn't hang up on you because they changed topics.&nbsp; It is because you are a zero.&nbsp; That joke just took all the funny out of this thread, imagine the chaos if Ronny let you say that on air.&nbsp; The horror, THE HORROR!!!</p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2"></font></strong><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Yeah, truckers are morons. Hey, wait a minute...</font></strong></p>

[scottinnj]

<p>CDL-A license holder myself.&nbsp; And the BIGGEST Moron of all.&nbsp; </p><p>Please don't think like me....your life is too precious to be ruined like mine.</p>

[FezPaul]

i r truk drivr to

[MadMatt]

<p><font size="2">OK, I just heard the uninterupted &quot;studio&quot; version of Earl's report during the replay.&nbsp; I am now convinced he is at least marginally retarded.</font></p><p><font size="2">I really hope it was a bit, because that report was worse than an average&nbsp;5th grader would produce.</font></p>

[BLZBUBBA]

My favorite recent t-shirt purchase?&nbsp; A religious fish symbol with the word myth on it...being gobbled up by a bigger fish with the word science.