View Full Version : East Side Dave's Michael Jordan Essay
JustJon
08-16-2006, 10:12 AM
<p>Read along with Dave... </p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/3012" target="_blank">The Essay on Michael Jordan<br /></a></p>
For some reason I expected the entire report to be in capital letters...
SatCam
08-16-2006, 10:29 AM
He writes like a 5th grader
FUNKMAN
08-16-2006, 10:29 AM
if it was larry bird you wouldn't have heard a peep from dave (no pun intended)
zombiejellyfish
08-16-2006, 12:12 PM
<p>I like how both he and Earl did this. They wrote these reports in the first person. It's unnecessary. Under the (ever so) clever title of your report it reads "By: [insert your name]". So statements like "I think" and "I believe" are redundant. We all know that these are things you think and believe by the fact that you wrote it.</p><p>Didn't anyone else learn this in their freshman year of high school? That and ye olde 5-paragraph essay format?</p>
TheGameHHH
08-16-2006, 12:23 PM
I was gonna start a thread about this yesterday when the topic came up. I gotta admit, I agree with ESD here. Jordan was forced out of basketball, he simply didn't retire to persue a pipe dream.
<p>I would love to wipe my ass with the college diplomas of Dave and Earl. </p><p>Education in this country has deteriorated into a joke. </p>
spoon
08-16-2006, 01:50 PM
I can't believe he left out the old his father was murdered bc of his gambling debt. You have to admit, it does open up some questions.
FreshJ
08-16-2006, 05:02 PM
I think the funniest part of the Report is ESD being hit by the Cowbell. Now that is a Report.<br />
Bossanova
08-16-2006, 05:06 PM
East Side is correct about the Jordan deal, and its always funny when Dave gets hit. ESPECIALLY with the cowbell
Hottub
08-16-2006, 05:11 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I would love to wipe my ass with the college diplomas of Dave and Earl. </p><p>Education in this country has deteriorated into a joke. </p><p>You can thank google for that. Stay up parting all night, wake up 1/2 hour before class, google a term paper and you pass!</p><p>On the other hand, Ronnie's got a degree in nothing, but every night...</p>
FezPaul
08-16-2006, 05:11 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I would love to wipe my ass with the college diplomas of Dave and Earl. </p><p>Education in this country has deteriorated into a joke. </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Dave said Jordan was <u>suspect</u> to demons, when he clearly should have said <u>susceptible</u>.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Earl couldn't read the word <u>coquettish</u> from the definition for coy.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">If I had a college degree I would be embarrassed to know that a truck driver had a better grasp of the english language than me.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Of course, if I had a college degree I wouldn't have to drive a truck.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">D'oh!</font></strong></p>
LimeJohnny
08-16-2006, 05:11 PM
Don't kid yourself. Education in this country has ALWAYS been a joke.<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I would love to wipe my ass with the college diplomas of Dave and Earl. </p><p>Education in this country has deteriorated into a joke. </p><p> </p>
<p>"Let me just get out Old Red..."</p><p><img height="240" src="http://www.duffzone.co.uk/framegrabs/7f03/08252004203731.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p>
Mike Teacher
08-17-2006, 10:23 AM
<p>Don't kid yourself. Education in this country has ALWAYS been a joke.<br />=</p><p>A decade plus in high school teaching alone confirms this; it's a sad state of affairs.</p><p>=</p><p>As bad as I ripped into Earl's report, ESD's was so scattershot and full of grammatical trainwrecks, it was probably worse. </p>
Dave is a friggen genis, err guinuess, err geenuise, err geun... aw fuck it. Dave is a friggen smart guy!
spoon
08-17-2006, 11:39 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I would love to wipe my ass with the college diplomas of Dave and Earl. </p><p>Education in this country has deteriorated into a joke. </p><p>You can thank google for that. <font style="background-color: #ffff00">Stay up parting all night</font>, wake up 1/2 hour before class, google a term paper and you pass!</p><p>On the other hand, Ronnie's got a degree in nothing, but every night...</p><p>Fuck the term paper! Let's just part all night!!! woooooo!</p><p><img src="http://www.belgraviacentre.com/imagecentre/159.b.FPA19-03-04.jpg" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by spoon on 8-18-06 @ 3:40 AM</span>
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