View Full Version : Does Earl Lie Constantly?
mr.smokepants
08-21-2006, 10:50 AM
Come on Buddays. Give us your opinion.
Judge Smails
08-21-2006, 11:05 AM
<p>Here the site for Showgirls, in Vaiden, Mississippi that Earl was talking about:</p><p><a href="http://www.showgirlscabaret.com/pages/1/index.htm" target="_self">"The South's Finest Entertainers"</a></p>
I voted yes, but I lie all the time so maybe it should count as a no?<br />
Earlshog
08-21-2006, 11:29 AM
<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Here the site for Showgirls, in Vaiden, Mississippi that Earl was talking about:</p><p><a href="http://www.showgirlscabaret.com/pages/1/index.htm" target="_self">"The South's Finest Entertainers"</a></p><p>I think either Nadia or Icy is the pregnant chick he was talking about... </p>
not constantly. in fact, most of the time he's silent.
Earl has told so many lies he can't keep track of them anymore. That's why he contradicts himself so much. <br />
FUNKMAN
08-21-2006, 01:31 PM
<p>Earl never lies...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>down with a woman</p>
landarch
08-21-2006, 01:39 PM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Here the site for Showgirls, in Vaiden, Mississippi that Earl was talking about:</p><p><a href="http://www.showgirlscabaret.com/pages/1/index.htm" target="_self">"The South's Finest Entertainers"</a></p><p>I think either Nadia or Icy is the pregnant chick he was talking about... </p><p>Good God -- If those are the finest entertainers the south has to offer, I would not want to see what came in second. </p><p>I grew up an hour away from Vaiden. It's a proud moment for me to say that I don't know any of these low-rent farm animals from high school.</p>
empulse
08-21-2006, 02:05 PM
<strong>remember, it takes TWO people to lie, one to lie, and one to listen.</strong>
lleeder
08-21-2006, 02:28 PM
<p>If thats the girls on the site I'd had to see the crew working monday afternoon</p>
BLZBUBBA
08-21-2006, 02:37 PM
<p>The mark of a class joint? WE NOW HAVE CAMO HATS AVAILABLE!</p><p>Earl doesn't lie. Just a while back he was saying "I suck. I'm so hack!" I've never heard words ring more true.</p>
Mike from Bklyn
08-21-2006, 03:44 PM
He's more of a yes man. I don't think he is a liar. He just needs to say I don't know some times. <br />
FezPaul
08-21-2006, 03:50 PM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I think Earl makes stuff up because Ron gets agitated with him if he says he doesn't know.</font></strong>
FUNKMAN
08-21-2006, 03:51 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Does Earl Lie Constantly?</font></strong> </p><p>just little white ones... or is it little black ones, not sure?</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>
Dudeman
08-21-2006, 03:53 PM
<p> </p><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="2" face="courier new,courier,monospace">I think Earl makes stuff up because Ron gets agitated with him if he says he doesn't know.</font></strong><p> </p><p>he could say he doesn't know, or he could actually just <em>know</em> sometimes</p><blockquote /><p> </p>
TheArtOfTheFU
08-21-2006, 04:50 PM
<strong>Mike from Bklyn</strong> wrote:<br />He's more of a yes man. I don't think he is a liar. He just needs to say I don't know some times. <br /><p>I concur</p><p>Also, Dave should learn the phrase "Pardon me, it seems that I was mistaken."</p>
FreshJ
08-21-2006, 04:58 PM
Earl only backpeddles when he has himself in hot water.<br />
FUNKMAN
08-21-2006, 05:40 PM
<strong>FreshJ</strong> wrote:<br />Earl only backpeddles when he has himself in hot water.<br /><p>everyone knows producers can't swim...</p>
Marc with a c
08-21-2006, 05:47 PM
<img src="http://www.outsidethetent.com/photos/dobson_pants_on_fire.jpg" border="0" />
DirtyJersey
08-21-2006, 06:18 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I think Earl makes stuff up because Ron gets agitated with him if he says he doesn't know.</font></strong> <p>I dont know if Ron gets mad at him but I think Earl is deathly afraid of saying "I dont know". He always tries to give Ron some kind of an answer even when he obviously has no idea what he's talking about.</p>
Dirtybird12
08-21-2006, 06:28 PM
<p>Earl once told me that he played bass for the disco group chic. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Another time he told me he knocked out Al Dukes... u decide</p>
FUNKMAN
08-21-2006, 06:35 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Does Earl Lie Constantly?</font></strong> </p><p>put it this way</p><p>if Earl was Pinochio his nose would be as big as his dick... almost 3 inches</p><p> </p><p>we luv fuckin with the Earl</p>
<p> </p><p> </p><p>like a rug. like a bearskin rug, but without the fur. </p><p>not a polar bear.<br />
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BLZBUBBA
08-21-2006, 09:13 PM
Earl's alright. He fucks up. SURE. That's why I like the guy. That homerun call he did a while back was one of the funniest damn things I've ever heard. He sits there and takes all the racist shit. I'm sure he takes at least some heat in "the community" for doing so. Earl's alright. I wouldn't label him a liar. RON AND FEZ is not 60 MINUTES.
PanterA
08-21-2006, 09:31 PM
<p>I just want to hear Earl say "I'm tired of these mother fucking dinosaurs on this mother fuckin ark."</p><p>and I dont believe they are out of pork chops. He's a liar.</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PanterA on 8-22-06 @ 1:32 AM</span>
bear_s75
08-22-2006, 04:28 AM
<strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Here the site for Showgirls, in Vaiden, Mississippi that Earl was talking about:</p><p><a href="http://www.showgirlscabaret.com/pages/1/index.htm" target="_self">"The South's Finest Entertainers"</a></p><p>I think either Nadia or Icy is the pregnant chick he was talking about... </p><p>Good God -- If those are the finest entertainers the south has to offer, I would not want to see what came in second. </p><p>I grew up an hour away from Vaiden. It's a proud moment for me to say that I don't know any of these low-rent farm animals from high school.</p><p>As being born and raised and still living in MS, I can honestly say that is not the best the south has to offer. I will give Earl a bit of slack for saying he was as far south as you can get because that area of MS is about as redneck and white trash as it comes! And that is saying a lot. I hope you all don't judge the south or Mississippi for that matter by looking at that site, but it don't help the cause much. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p><p>For southern strip clubs at their best check out Platinum Plus in Memphis!</p>
<p>He might not have been as nervous about being in the "deep south" or the alleged confederate flags that could be seen everywhere as he was being around naked women. </p><p>Time to stop hiding behind the flag.</p><p><img height="273" src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/getty/71384680sm010_redneck.hmedium.jpg" width="398" border="0" /></p>
Furtherman
08-23-2006, 08:27 AM
<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I just want to hear Earl say "I'm tired of these mother fucking dinosaurs on this mother fuckin ark."</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p>
rckiller
08-23-2006, 04:36 PM
I think that Earl just answers a question thinking it is about one thing and then
Ron takes it in another direction. Example today: Ron asks if Earl knew this was
going on (About Dave having a concern about the trivia quiz.) Just before that the
issue on Dave getting crap on Whackbag came up. It was my impression that Earl
thought Ron was asking if he knew about the whackbag thing instead of Dave
having concerns about the contest. Then Earl just let it go and took his continued
beating.
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