Scariest Ron moment. [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

LordJezo

08-22-2006, 10:26 AM

I think today took it for me.When he yelled at Bam for yelling at the callers, something like "Hey, don't you talk to our callers that way, you are a guest on our show" I felt like I was being yelled at by my dad or someone like that in a public place, or maybe a boss at work for really screwing something up back when I was in high school.  What do you all think is the scariest Ron moment? 

This message was edited by LordJezo on 8-22-06 @ 2:27 PM

EliSnow

08-22-2006, 10:41 AM

That's nothing compared to the time Ron went off on the PD at WJFK for asking where Fez was during a show.

suggums

08-22-2006, 10:43 AM

EliSnow wrote: That's nothing compared to the time Ron went off on the PD at WJFK for asking where Fez was during a show.  winner. "fez needs to talk more."

Furtherman

08-22-2006, 10:47 AM

Yea, that was an angry Ron moment - but it was followed by a hilarious hour tribute to wrestling by Fez.  And I don't even like wrestling!

SatCam

08-22-2006, 10:49 AM

When Ron killed a man on air

BoondockSaint

08-22-2006, 10:49 AM

I will take this phone and chase you down the fucking strret with it.

Tenbatsuzen

08-22-2006, 10:54 AM

BoondockSaint wrote: I will take this phone and chase you down the fucking strret with it.   Probably in the Top 5 Bennington Lines of all Time.  I expect that to be on his plaque when he's enshrined.

feralBoy

08-22-2006, 10:55 AM

BoondockSaint wrote: I will take this phone and chase you down the fucking strret with it. That definitely was one of the best lines ever.  You actually heard the anger in rons voice through the entire segment.  I also liked when ron said something like "You want a your moms box show, i'll give you a your moms box show."

mikeyboy

08-22-2006, 10:55 AM

suggums wrote:  EliSnow wrote: That's nothing compared to the time Ron went off on the PD at WJFK for asking where Fez was during a show.   winner. "fez needs to talk more."Without a doubt, that's the one.

Doctor Manhattan

08-22-2006, 11:04 AM

SatCam wrote: When Ron killed a man on air That was scary but what about when Ronnie had God on the show and called him a "pussy"? Even God was scared.Don't mess with Ron Bennington!Ron Bennington once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. 

This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 8-22-06 @ 3:06 PM

Tenbatsuzen

08-22-2006, 11:07 AM

Ron Bennington was never addicted to cocaine.  Cocaine was addicted to Ron Bennington.

LordJezo

08-22-2006, 11:14 AM

mikeyboy wrote: suggums wrote: EliSnow wrote: That's nothing compared to the time Ron went off on the PD at WJFK for asking where Fez was during a show. winner. "fez needs to talk more."Without a doubt, that's the one. I think I remember hearing bits of this but I am not sure. Does it exist in mp3 format (and available for me to download) to listen to? I'd love to hear me some pure Ron rage for old times sake. 

This message was edited by LordJezo on 8-22-06 @ 3:14 PM

Doctor Manhattan

08-22-2006, 11:17 AM

Ron Bennington once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Tenbatsuzen

08-22-2006, 11:20 AM

Ron Bennington always gets dessert as part of his meal.  The one time he didn't, it caused the incident at Three Mile Island.

mikeyboy

08-22-2006, 11:43 AM

LordJezo wrote:  mikeyboy wrote: suggums wrote:  EliSnow wrote: That's nothing compared to the time Ron went off on the PD at WJFK for asking where Fez was during a show.   winner."fez needs to talk more."Without a doubt, that's the one.  I think I remember hearing bits of this but I am not sure. Does it exist in mp3 format (and available for me to download) to listen to? I'd love to hear me some pure Ron rage for old times sake. This message was edited by LordJezo on 8-22-06 @ 3:14 PM <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2722" target="_self">It's right here.</a>

HBox

08-22-2006, 11:59 AM

Ron Bennington has nothing to fear but Ron Bennington himself. 

This message was edited by HBox on 8-22-06 @ 3:59 PM

Tenbatsuzen

08-22-2006, 12:44 PM

Ron Bennington could strangle you with a cordless phone.

HBox

08-22-2006, 12:50 PM

One time Ron Bennington sneezed. The result? The Dust Bowl.

silas

08-22-2006, 12:56 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Ron Bennington could strangle you with a cordless phone.  Speaking of strangulation;I think i have heard him say at least twice;...."I'll punch you in the throat"(so much better than "in the face"). One i didn't even hear, but particularly like, seconhand from a "best of" thread;"Get a bat and one of them V for Vendetta masks, go over to his place and say, "now its on motherfucker, now its on" PS-Thank you for the above link Mikeyboy.

HBox

08-22-2006, 12:57 PM

Ron Bennington doesn't run with scissors. Scissors run with Ron Bennington.

ChimneyFish

08-22-2006, 01:02 PM

Ron Bennington can kill a man with merely a thought.

Tenbatsuzen

08-22-2006, 01:03 PM

Let's get one thing straight.  The only reason you are conscious right now is because Ron Bennington does not feel like carrying you.

ChimneyFish

08-22-2006, 01:05 PM

One time Ron Bennington got attacked by a Great White.    I don't think I need tell you, that fucker left there toothless and cryin'.

EliSnow

08-22-2006, 01:10 PM

I wouldn't mess with Ron Bennington.  He chews diamonds and drinks acid.  

This message was edited by EliSnow on 8-22-06 @ 5:22 PM

FUNKMAN

08-22-2006, 01:18 PM

ron bennington is the sole reason cowbells are categorized as lethal weapons...

Tenbatsuzen

08-22-2006, 01:22 PM

The Disciples of Comedy died for Ron Bennington's sins.

SinA

08-22-2006, 01:24 PM

ron bennington is fucking three chicks right now, and you're chatting online

HBox

08-22-2006, 01:37 PM

When Ron Bennington eats a quarter he shits out two dimes and a nickel.

FUNKMAN

08-22-2006, 01:37 PM

ron bennington once shot a listener just so he wouldn't hear "how you doing?"

Tenbatsuzen

08-22-2006, 01:43 PM

Fez Whatley was straight until Ron Bennington gave him a dirty look for leering at his chick.

TastelessGinny

08-22-2006, 01:46 PM

Chuck Norris was once told that Ron Bennington didn't like him.  It took 8 doctors to keep him alive, and he was in a coma for a month.

Tenbatsuzen

08-22-2006, 01:47 PM

The reason that Ron and Fez go through so many producers?  Ron Bennington sucks the life force out of them.

EliSnow

08-22-2006, 02:07 PM

HBox wrote: When Ron Bennington eats a quarter he shits out two dimes and a nickel. When Ron Bennington eats lead, he shits out gold.  

This message was edited by EliSnow on 8-22-06 @ 6:07 PM

Tenbatsuzen

08-22-2006, 02:10 PM

Ron Bennington called Samuel L Jackson a pussy.  Jackson just nodded and said, "Yessuh."

lleeder

08-22-2006, 02:10 PM

I was scared when Ron told that story on the camping trip with the flashlight up to his face

EliSnow

08-22-2006, 02:17 PM

Mike Tyson once dreamed of kicking Ron Bennington's ass.   As soon as he woke up, he called Ron and asked Ron to forgive him.

Marc with a c

08-22-2006, 02:25 PM

i was playing thundercats on my front steps, ron pulled up on his chopper, yelled at me then beat me up the steps with my plastic sword.

TheArtOfTheFU

08-22-2006, 02:49 PM

Superman Wears Ron Bennington underoos.On Halloween Satan Wears a Ron Bennington Mask.When Wonder Woman has sex, she pretends that it's with Ron Bennington I loved it when Ronnie told Bam he couldn't be on the show acting like Rush Limbaugh....or whatever the exact quote was, I forgot. The show needs more cowbell. Fez in particular.

BLZBUBBA

08-22-2006, 02:52 PM

Paul Bunyan once criticized Ron's music.  Ron and Paul Bunyan then got in a fight.  Ron beat Paul Bunyan over the head with his axe-handle and made him watch as he fucked "Babe the blue ox".  Then he lopped off Paul Bunyan's head,  and chopped "Babe" up into steaks. He returned to NYC and gave the steaks to Fez who loved them.  He said they had an unusual taste.  He couldn't quite place it but he knew he'd tasted it before. And for some reason the steaks,  once cooked,  retained a sort of glaze.

HBox

08-22-2006, 04:46 PM

This solar system used to have two suns. Ron Bennington thought it was too bright and recified the problem.

Matty3Bucks

08-22-2006, 04:55 PM

did anyone see that documentary on discovery channel called "Bennington Man" about this filthy hippie who went out to the woods to live amoungst the Bennington.  Ron ate him and his chick.

BLZBUBBA

08-22-2006, 05:02 PM

Ron competed in the olympics.  He was entered in the marathon no less.  As the race started he worked his way through the field.  He tripped runners.  He karate chopped them.  He banged their heads together three stooges style.  HE WIPED OUT THE ENTIRE FIELD!  He took the gold while walking across the finish line smoking a cigar. And the crowd chanted...USA...USA...USA!Even in elementary school they all knew Ron was destined for greatness.  He had an affair with one of his teachers.  It was going to turn into an ugly scandal but Ron set things straight by unzipping his pants.  "THAT!",  said the policeman investigating,  "IS A MANNISH BOY!  HE'S A SON OF A GUN!"  And after it all blew over he won every spelling bee he ever entered at that school by simply stepping up and uttering 3 letters.  M-A-N.

Tenbatsuzen

08-22-2006, 05:13 PM

The hardest decision Ron Bennington ever had to make was to kill Warren Zevon so the world could be saved.

HBox

08-22-2006, 05:22 PM

Contrary to popular opinion the U.S. did not drop the A-bomb on Japan. Ron Bennington said, and I quote, "Enough with this pussy shit. I'm off to Hiroshima."

docgoblin

08-22-2006, 05:38 PM

On April 14, 2006 Ron Bennington got into an altercation with a fellow motorist on the Queensboro Bridge. When he threw a punch at the motorist the man ducked just in time, and Ron hit a girder on the bridge instead. The blow caused the nearby Roosevelt Island Tram, which operated flawlessly since 1976, to become disabled. As of the current date it is still not operational.

TheArtOfTheFU

08-22-2006, 05:40 PM

silas wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Ron Bennington could strangle you with a cordless phone.  Speaking of strangulation;I think i have heard him say at least twice;...."I'll punch you in the throat"(so much better than "in the face"). One i didn't even hear, but particularly like, seconhand from a "best of" thread;"Get a bat and one of them V for Vendetta masks, go over to his place and say, "now its on motherfucker, now its on" PS-Thank you for the above link Mikeyboy. Rocky and Iron Mike both talked funny......because Ronnie punched them in the throat

docgoblin

08-22-2006, 05:42 PM

Some of the posts in this thread has caused me open laughter... Please don't tell Ron.

Don Stugots

08-22-2006, 05:49 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Ron Bennington was never addicted to cocaine.  Cocaine was addicted to Ron Bennington.  arent we all?the eddie trunk wedding invite outrage.  i cringed yet laughed the whole time.  it was like my dad yelling at my sister, where you are just glad that it is you not getting yelled at.

TheArtOfTheFU

08-22-2006, 05:54 PM

docgoblin wrote: Some of the posts in this thread has caused me open laughter... Please don't tell Ron. I know I'm still new around here (on the board at least) but this is my favorite thread by a long shot so far.

TheArtOfTheFU

08-22-2006, 06:44 PM

The dinosaurs all starved themselves out because they were scared of with Ron Bennington

timhorton

08-22-2006, 06:53 PM

God was creating the universe, and the world, and the sloths and began to be fatigued..on the seventh day Ron Bennington said, "You may rest"

TheArtOfTheFU

08-22-2006, 07:02 PM

In the begining there was only darkness, so God said "Let there be light" and Ron Bennington struck a match. (he neded to light a cigar, anyhow)

ADF

08-22-2006, 07:24 PM

Ron Bennington once gave a chinese administrator a few tips on how to win a fight.  That man?  Sun Tzu.

Tenbatsuzen

08-22-2006, 07:28 PM

The only reason that Paul Mercurio lives today is because Ron Bennington has a family to feed. Oh wait, that really has happened.

TastelessGinny

08-22-2006, 08:48 PM

In Dec. 2004, Ron Bennington got so mad that he punched a rock wall.  The shock wave from that punch caused the tsunami that killed more than 116,000 people.

FUNKMAN

08-22-2006, 09:22 PM

when i was at the blue room i watched ronnie walk in and to the rear. that guy has got one of the widest backs i've ever seen. no ass, but a really strong looking back

Fatts

08-22-2006, 11:10 PM

EliSnow wrote: That's nothing compared to the time Ron went off on the PD at WJFK for asking where Fez was during a show.  i need audio please... or at least the date that this show aired.

Dirtybird12

08-22-2006, 11:27 PM

Halloween 05 - Ron was dressed up like WWF Legend Mr. Fuji. He went around throwing salt in everyone's eyes and talking ching chang jibberish...scary stuff<img height="195" src="http://i1.tinypic.com/n568ux.jpg" width="191" border="0" />

ChildofFez

08-23-2006, 07:52 AM

Ron Bennington once found a man smarter than he was...which is why Stephen Hawkins is now in a wheel chair.

Beast

08-23-2006, 10:31 AM

In 1871, Ron Bennington needed to light his cigar.  So he started the Great Chicago Fire.

FreshJ

08-23-2006, 06:34 PM

After Creating the World and everything in it, Resting on the 7th Day, Ron Then created man and dinosaur to live together and eventually flooded them all expect for the Darn Ark.

TheRealEddie

08-23-2006, 08:13 PM

Tenbatsuzen

08-24-2006, 01:52 PM

Rene Belloq told Indiana Jones that the Ark of the Covenant is like a radio transmitter to God. Inside the Ark was a MyFi set to 202. Ron Bennington really hates Nazis. 

This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 8-24-06 @ 5:53 PM