How do you Flirt

[dotsncoms]

The hottest chick is flirting with me. What is the funniest way to let her know I'm interested?

[sr71blackbird]

Make your eyes wide and lick your lips and mouth the words "Your dead!"

[FUNKMAN]

<p>&quot;what's your sign?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>never fails</p>

[dotsncoms]

Seriously

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

First, does she have a sense of humor? If so, is she into any comedy shows that you like? If so, go with a very common quote from that show. That will open up a conversation about the show and then other things.<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>if i told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>it's like number 2 on the list</p>

[kevcala]

<p>Try <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=5uB0oBo9muM" target="_self">this</a> . . </p><p>Let me know how it works out<br /></p>

[reeshy]

Look deep into her eyes while telling her what a beautiful smile she has...while waving a hundred dollar bill in her face!!!!!<br />

[Marc with a c]

all the cool kids use magic.

[dotsncoms]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />First, does she have a sense of humor? If so, is she into any comedy shows that you like? If so, go with a very common quote from that show. That will open up a conversation about the show and then other things.<br /><p>These pretzels are making me thirsty</p>

[Evilpete]

if you can make her laugh, then you're ahead of teh game, I've find humor is the best way to see if she's into you, and if she adds onto your original comedic attempt, you're golden

[Lumber]

You could say...&quot;Excuse me , would you like to fuck or do I owe you an apology&quot;?

[dotsncoms]

<strong>Lumber</strong> wrote:<br />You could say...&quot;Excuse me , would you like to fuck or do I owe you an apology&quot;? <p><strong>LOL</strong> seriously</p>

[mendyweiss]

Give her the old&quot;What are you looking at ,Sugar Tits?&quot;

[dotsncoms]

<strong>Evilpete</strong> wrote:<br />if you can make her laugh, then you're ahead of teh game, I've find humor is the best way to see if she's into you, and if she adds onto your original comedic attempt, you're golden <p>Comedy Pyramid!, Comedy Pyramid!</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<em>
You could say...&quot;Excuse me , would you like to fuck or do I owe you an apology&quot;?</em> <p>
The better line is, &quot;Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?&quot;</p><p>I got laid so much after that line! Then it stopped working.</p><p>Dots.. whatever. Humor is key! If she's into Sienfeld you have SO much to fall back on!</p><p>Good luck!&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

Two words:&nbsp; Hang meat.<br />

[Don Stugots]

<p>while she is at the water cooler walk up to her with your erect penis and say &quot;what are we going to do about this?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>or, &quot;lets play hide the mackerl&quot;</p><p>or, &quot;do you taste like tuna or salmon?&quot;</p>

[TheArtOfTheFU]

<strong>dotsncoms</strong> wrote:<br />The hottest chick is flirting with me. What is the funniest way to let her know I'm interested? <p>'Scuse me while i whip this out....</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Show her your hog</p><p><img width="410" height="263" border="0" src="http://www.steevven1.com/images/giant%20pig.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[TheArtOfTheFU]

<p>Show me how you suck a guy's cock</p><p>Show me with your mouth</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>is it that time of the month?&nbsp; need help with the tampon?</p>

[TheArtOfTheFU]

I need to check for irregular cell gatherings...

[FUNKMAN]

<img height="300" src="http://www.vinyltap.co.uk/gallery/bi/billyylm6143526205232860.jpg" width="292" border="0" />

[Fezticle98]

<p>Wanna get a pizza and fuck?</p><p>What, you don't like fucking?</p><p>(Much better than &quot;What, you don't like pizza?&quot;)</p>

[ADF]

Flirt with a quiet confidence.<br />

[Justice4all]

<strong>Lumber</strong> wrote:<br />You could say...&quot;Excuse me , would you like to fuck or do I owe you an apology&quot;? <p>THAT IS GOLDEN! I will remember that line for the rest of my life! Classic!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>if you want to show her your sense of humor tell her you posted advice on an online bulliten board.</p><p>But seriously....there are all kinds of ways to let her know. Sometimes movies can produce classic intro lines.</p><p><img src="http://www.poster.net/blast-from-the-past/blast-from-the-past-brandon-fraser-alicia-silverstone-4000299.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;I've seen to have lost my congressional medal of honor....can you help me look for it?&quot;</p>

[A.J.]

<p><strong><font size="1">How do you Flirt</font></strong> </p><p>Unsuccessfully.</p>

[TheStonedAnt]

<p>IM her and hope she doesn't block you.</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<p>Like this:</p><p><img src="http://www.poster.net/monroe-marilyn/monroe-marilyn-smile-6500145.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>To be serious, what you say really doesn't matter all that much. </p><p>You flirt <strong>WITH YOUR EYES</strong>. That says everything you need to say. &nbsp;</p>

[narc]

I call her repeatedly from the bathroom of the restaurant I'm at and tell her how fucking hot she is. I tell her I want to get crazy with her, maybe have a three way with my girlfriend, if I can get her interested, maybe do a little blow at the same time, y'know. Just go fucking crazy.

<br><p><img src="http://www.tampabaylive.com/images/entertainment/stories/0407/0712obrien.jpg"

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 8-24-06 @ 6:11 PM</span>

[DarkHippie]

<strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br />Flirt with a quiet confidence.<br /><p>And a baseball bat</p>

[AnomalisticAnna]

<p>&nbsp;</p><br />
<strong>dotsncoms</strong> wrote:<br />The hottest chick is flirting with me. What is the funniest way to let her know I'm interested?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>'Hey, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?' <p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[AnomalisticAnna]

<strong>AnomalisticAnna</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><br />
<strong>dotsncoms</strong> wrote:<br />The hottest chick is flirting with me. What is the funniest way to let her know I'm interested?<p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>'Hey, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?' <p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dammit. The one time I don't read the entire thread and already posted my favorite line. Oh well.. it still melts my heart. <br />
</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

i have always found that with Ruphies i dont have to flirt at all.&nbsp;

[scorpion]

<p> </p><p>I find that a good blunt instrument works fine too.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by scorpion on 8-24-06 @ 9:51 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">How do you Flirt</font></strong></p><p>with my pants down around my ankles</p>

[Fallon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />First, does she have a sense of humor? If so, is she into any comedy shows that you like? If so, go with a very common quote from that show. That will open up a conversation about the show and then other things.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You hear about that guy who fucked a cupcake?&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><font size="1">How do you Flirt</font></strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>with my pants down around my ankles</p><p>dont steal my moves.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ever stop short and grab?</p>

[dotsncoms]

<p>She's an attorney, I met her ten years ago and I blew her off but now I want to get to know her without my pants down and my tounge out. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />&nbsp; </p>

[boeman]

<p>Are you gay?</p>

[Lumber]

<p>How do I flirt you may ask? This past Monday morning, I went to PA to visit my older Brother who is being treated for cancer at a Hospital in Danville, Pa. I`m staying at a local hotel in the middle of fuckin` nowhere. Last night, I`m in my room wondering if I should order some Chinese or go to the dining room for dinner, but I opt for the dining room. My waitress is this SMOKIN` little hottie! This 25 yr old brunette. After some stupid little chatter, I find out she`s originaly from Madison, N.J. I in turn tell her I`m from Jersey as well but now live on Long Island. So, after my dinner &amp; a nice tip, I jokingly go up to her &amp; tell her...&quot; Being that I`m a nice guy, I think you should come to my room after your shift &amp; have milk &amp; cookies &amp; watch Mister Rogers Reruns w/ me&quot; At which she giggled &amp; said thats so sweet. At around 11:30 their is a knock at my door &amp; it`s her! Needless to say within 1 hour I had those pants &amp; little panties off &amp; I was eating my dessert! Sometimes it aint easy bein` me...</p>

[JerryTaker]

<p>I'm surprised nobody's used the no-fail line:</p><p>Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

Hey, you look like a million bucks!

[PapaBear]

I don't flirt. I've always waited for the girls to flirt with me. No wonder I've been single for so long. It worked so much better when I was in my 20's.

[Evilpete]

<strong>Lumber</strong> wrote:<br /><p>How do I flirt you may ask? This past Monday morning, I went to PA to visit my older Brother who is being treated for cancer at a Hospital in Danville, Pa. I`m staying at a local hotel in the middle of fuckin` nowhere. Last night, I`m in my room wondering if I should order some Chinese or go to the dining room for dinner, but I opt for the dining room. My waitress is this SMOKIN` little hottie! This 25 yr old brunette. After some stupid little chatter, I find out she`s originaly from Madison, N.J. I in turn tell her I`m from Jersey as well but now live on Long Island. So, after my dinner &amp; a nice tip, I jokingly go up to her &amp; tell her...&quot; Being that I`m a nice guy, I think you should come to my room after your shift &amp; have milk &amp; cookies &amp; watch Mister Rogers Reruns w/ me&quot; At which she giggled &amp; said thats so sweet. At around 11:30 their is a knock at my door &amp; it`s her! Needless to say within 1 hour I had those pants &amp; little panties off &amp; I was eating my dessert! Sometimes it aint easy bein` me...</p><p>so Ron's idea of tipping everyone $2 works!</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>Rent a self help video</p><p><img height="285" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2b/Night-at-the-roxbury.jpg/200px-Night-at-the-roxbury.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 8-30-06 @ 9:30 AM</span>

[foodcourtdruide]

<strong>dotsncoms</strong> wrote:<br />The hottest chick is flirting with me. What is the funniest way to let her know I'm interested? <p>Invite her to your apartment on retard island. Ask her to kindly ignore the 50 cat ladies and 20 screaming guys that would be homeless if it wasn't for government assisted housing.</p>

[terry1979]

<strong>dotsncoms</strong> wrote:<br /><p>She's an attorney, I met her ten years ago and I blew her off but now I want to get to know her without my pants down and my tounge out. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />&nbsp; </p><p>are you serious?&nbsp; I thought you were definitely 12 or 13 judging fro =m this thread.&nbsp; Are you &quot;special&quot;?</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>I like to sit at my desk just before the big test is about to start, make eye contact with the girl and then give her one of these:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/boogie-avy21.gif" border="0" /></p>

[dotsncoms]

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I just need a really funny one liner, she's chasing me LOL

[tele7]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I like to sit at my desk just before the big test is about to start, make eye contact with the girl and then give her one of these:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/boogie-avy21.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Stop being funny Smails!&nbsp; It's getting old.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">How do you Flirt</font></strong> </p><p>i like to show a little nip...</p>

[Don Stugots]

well stop being such a tease big boy.

[ShelleBink]

<p><strong><font size="-1">&quot;If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything&quot;--Marilyn Monroe</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Lord knows I'm a believer in that.&nbsp;</p><strong><font size="-1" /></strong>

[JerryTaker]

I can make any woman laugh <em>at me..</em>&nbsp; Does that count?^{<br />}