The Marine with John Cena

[TokeOne]

<p>Wow. Worst trailer ever.</p><p>Might be the worst movie ever. </p><p>The rubes will turn out to see it though.</p>

[King Imp]

<p>I love how they had Joey Styles and Tazz act like they couldn't stand the WWE when they were breaking away, but now act all excited to announce the trailer for Cena's movie. </p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>If the movies even turn a slight profit, they'll continue to make them.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Fallon]

Hey Cena, I won't see you!<br />

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Give us what we want.&nbsp; A sex comedy with the WWE Divas.&nbsp; Half of them have already shown their tits, so why not?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[suggums]

thread hijack because of chronology-related issues: tenbats whats your sig from?<br />

[narc]

They should've put Cena in a soft-core prison-oriented gay porn with a well endowed black guy.<br><p>
Or an enormous gay bukkake with HIV infected Shiites. <br><p>
It would have been more credible that way. <br><p>No homo.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 8-23-06 @ 12:36 AM</span>

[RingWraith]

<p>Looks like Kane's movie will have made more than The Marine! </p><p>That trailer is sooo corny.&nbsp; It's a B-movie, with a cliche action trailer.&nbsp; LAME!</p>

[King Imp]

<p>Kelly Carlson is quite a piece of ass though. </p>

[SpicyMcHaggis]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>King Imp</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I love how they had Joey Styles and Tazz act like they couldn't stand the WWE when they were breaking away, but now act all excited to announce the trailer for Cena's movie. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I noticed this too and it just shows that in reality, Ted DiBiase was right, &quot;Everyone's got a price.&quot; HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!&nbsp;</p>

[JustJon]

We release the horror movie in the first half of the year and the crappy action flick in the second...&nbsp; a tad backwards , ain't it?&nbsp; Guess the rumors of swapped release dates are true.<br />

[Tall_James]

<strong>King Imp</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Kelly Carlson is quite a piece of ass though. </p><p>Everytime I saw this movie advertised I'd think to myself &quot;John Cena is doing a movie with that chick from American Idol?&quot;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>King Imp</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Kelly Carlson is quite a piece of ass though. </p><p>Everytime I saw this movie advertised I'd think to myself &quot;John Cena is doing a movie with that chick from American Idol?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>From JohnCena To Kelly?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="240" height="240" border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JM9N.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Looks more like a Carlito movie to me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[King Imp]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>King Imp</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Kelly Carlson is quite a piece of ass though. </p><p>Everytime I saw this movie advertised I'd think to myself &quot;John Cena is doing a movie with that chick from American Idol?&quot;</p><p>I thought the same exact thing when I first heard who was in it. I always got those two Kellys mixed up (name-wise, definitely not looks-wise). </p>

[green_bay_jake]

also, what police department has suped up race cars for squad cars?

[Don Stugots]

doesnt the movie look just like &quot;walking tall&quot; and &quot;the rundown&quot;?&nbsp; at least the rock is/was entertaining in them.&nbsp; Cena has all the charisma of a brown paper bag fill with dog shit.

[cougarjake13]

yeh the part of the trailer where he calls in and says who he is and that the person kidnapped is his wife, the way he says it is so deadpan like he couldnt care less that she was taken

[lleeder]

I wish Cena would remake Droz's career already