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CYYYFYYY

08-22-2006, 09:55 PM

<div>Me and my friend had a conversation the other day and I think he is nuts and he thinks this is a normal thing.   He says when one fucks a young slim girl they may cry during sex.</div>

suggums

08-22-2006, 10:15 PM

i smell sex and crying herewhos that lounging in my chair 

This message was edited by suggums on 8-23-06 @ 2:15 AM

Justice4all

08-23-2006, 02:42 AM

Maybe it's because he takes off the blindfold and they finally see who is fucking them.                                              JOKE! It's a JOKE!

LordJezo

08-23-2006, 03:27 AM

So what happens when he f's a fat girl if he cries when he gets a slim one?

Justice4all

08-23-2006, 03:47 AM

Does he yell "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!" When he slips it in?

crb1

08-23-2006, 04:09 AM

Have you considered the notion that your friend is a serial rapist?  That would explain the crying.

Earlshog

08-23-2006, 11:56 AM

young can be very subjective... is it young as in 19 or young as in 9 I mean the later would be more telling... and hotter...

narc

08-23-2006, 12:13 PM

I think if they're smaller, sex is more likely to be painful. Hence, the crying.

SinA

08-23-2006, 12:20 PM

about a third of the girls i  have sex with cry.  the rest of them "sleep" through the whole thing.

Dougie Brootal

08-23-2006, 12:38 PM

SinA wrote: about a third of the girls i  have sex with cry.  the rest of them "sleep" through the whole thing.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />

Bulldogcakes

08-23-2006, 12:44 PM

<img width="200" height="234" border="0" src="http://www.watchmeeatahotdog.com/images/blog/rodneydangerfield.jpg" />"I tell ya, When I have sex with my wife, I sleep like a baby. Just like a baby, which is to say I'm up and crying all night long!"    Ba doom ba cha!

FUNKMAN

08-23-2006, 09:34 PM

i cried after sex one time   my credit card got denied

suggums

08-23-2006, 10:27 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: i cried after sex one time my credit card got denied  what happens in that case? do they handcuff your cocknballs to something or what?

Dirtybird12

08-23-2006, 11:27 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: i cried after sex one time   my credit card got deniedthe kid is on a roll <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

Don Stugots

08-24-2006, 01:28 AM

narc wrote: I think if they're smaller, sex is more likely to be painful. Hence, the crying. now, i have been told that i was hurting a woman or two during sex since i am big and then were petite.  the crying from it is new to me in this regard.

FUNKMAN

08-24-2006, 04:23 AM

suggums wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: i cried after sex one time   my credit card got denied  what happens in that case? do they handcuff your cocknballs to something or what? nah, i had to stay and wash all the cooches

Justice4all

08-24-2006, 09:36 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: suggums wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: i cried after sex one time   my credit card got denied  what happens in that case? do they handcuff your cocknballs to something or what? nah, i had to stay and wash all the cooches    Did it require to be spit-shined??

FUNKMAN

08-24-2006, 10:04 AM

Justice4all wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: suggums wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: i cried after sex one time   my credit card got denied  what happens in that case? do they handcuff your cocknballs to something or what? nah, i had to stay and wash all the cooches    Did it require to be spit-shined??yes, and tongue-buffed...

Bulldogcakes

08-24-2006, 02:20 PM

narc wrote: I think if they're smaller, sex is more likely to be painful. Hence, the crying.  Thats crazy. A woman can pass a baby's head the size of a bowling ball through there, but she cant stand your little Mr Friendly?  I call shenanigans. <blockquote />

narc

08-24-2006, 02:25 PM

All I'm saying is that when giving birth, women are in horrible horrible pain right? Especially the bigger the baby? I'm just saying it stands to reason that if they're really small and you've got a massive wang, there's going to be some pain. What do some people do if they're in pain? They cry. I'm not saying this happens all the time, but it's not a ridiculous scenario either.

Bulldogcakes

08-24-2006, 02:30 PM

Yes it is. And you're a very silly man.

joeyballsack

08-24-2006, 04:24 PM

Crying is no big deal. Now puking is a different story..that shit can ruin your sheets if you dont wash it out quickly.

AnomalisticAnna

08-24-2006, 05:09 PM

CYYYFYYY wrote: *>Me
and my friend had a conversation the other day and I think he is nuts
and he thinks this is a normal thing. He says when one fucks a young
slim girl they may cry during sex.  I'm not much of a crier, but I just can't help myself when Uncle Robbie looks at me that way.  <blockquote />

reeshy

08-24-2006, 05:11 PM

As silly as it seems...I cried the first time I had sex....but my bastard uncle laughed!!!!!

FUNKMAN

08-24-2006, 06:00 PM

i cried during sex but it was dark and i was alone...

JerryTaker

08-26-2006, 08:17 PM

most women I've had sex with have cried afterwards.... usually asking things like "What's wrong with me that I need to fuck YOU?"

Don Stugots

08-27-2006, 05:59 AM

Funk and Jerry:  i have been there all too many times.  i am glad that i am not the only one.  i did mention in another thread that ex wife #1 cried during sex more than once.  it did freak me out and lead me down a dark path in my life in regards to how i would treat women in bed.

nellie

08-27-2006, 06:24 PM

JerryTaker wrote: most women I've had sex with have cried afterwards.... usually asking things like "What's wrong with me that I need to fuck YOU?"   I'm gonna bite you when I come up to visit next month!