WHAT MAKES A FEMALE A BAD LAY?? [Archive]

angeladi

08-23-2006, 10:24 AM

k so i know this is random but my best friend and i were disscussing what makes a guy a bad lay and we started wondering what makes a girl a bad lay???

Dougie Brootal

08-23-2006, 10:28 AM

a cock!

SatCam

08-23-2006, 10:29 AM

when she wakes up

that ol gag

narc

08-23-2006, 10:31 AM

When their vaginas have 2 inch razor sharp teeth. I hate that. But it's not a dealbraker.



This message was edited by narc on 8-23-06 @ 2:33 PM

feralBoy

08-23-2006, 10:32 AM

lack of movement and sound.

A.J.

08-23-2006, 10:35 AM

"Not a thing.  It's always the guy's fault."Sorry -- that was a Pavlovian response on my part.

grlNIN

08-23-2006, 10:36 AM

Inhibition.

UnknownPD

08-23-2006, 10:40 AM

she'd been with Dave first

Tenbatsuzen

08-23-2006, 10:42 AM

grlNIN wrote: Inhibition.   Bingo.

narc

08-23-2006, 11:00 AM

Lack of coordination and enthusiasm.

FUNKMAN

08-23-2006, 11:02 AM

when we're having sex she yells my dad's name...hate that

DreamWeaver

08-23-2006, 11:09 AM

A smelly pooha

Earlshog

08-23-2006, 11:09 AM

douggrasso wrote: a cock! speak for yourself...

FUNKMAN

08-23-2006, 11:12 AM

when before we have sex she says "i'll be right back, i gotta take a nice steamy dump"...

Tall_James

08-23-2006, 11:13 AM

She wants to cuddle afterwards and won't leave.

SatCam

08-23-2006, 11:14 AM

When she takes a nice steamy dump on my chest...

...and doesnt whipe afterwards

Enabler

08-23-2006, 11:16 AM

angeladi wrote: what makes a girl a bad lay??? When she presses charges? Hack.

FUNKMAN

08-23-2006, 11:17 AM

when i want to skullfuck her and she refuses to take her glass eye out...hate that

HeyGuy

08-23-2006, 11:17 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  grlNIN wrote: Inhibition.    Bingo. I 2nd or 3rd that

OGC

08-23-2006, 11:19 AM

Tall_James wrote: She wants to cuddle afterwards <strike>and won't leave</strike>.I fixed that for you.

SatCam

08-23-2006, 11:19 AM

when she chops off your shaft

DJEvelEd

08-23-2006, 11:25 AM

UnknownPD wrote: she'd been with Dave first <img height="245" src="http://www.blacknews.com/images/kola-boof2.jpg" width="200" border="0" />Or she's been with Osama first...       

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 8-23-06 @ 3:27 PM

angeladi

08-23-2006, 11:27 AM

u guys are funny, so far ive got 3 serious answers 1.if she smells bad 2.if she wants to cuddle 3.if she makes no sound or movement................ heres another question since most of u are males out there, is it wrong for a girl to not like "making love" ?? cause personaly it bores the hell out of me!!

Dougie Brootal

08-23-2006, 11:29 AM

angeladi wrote: is it wrong for a girl to not like "making love" ?? cause personaly it bores the hell out of me!!that is a good thing!

OGC

08-23-2006, 11:38 AM

Seriously, the big turn offs for me are a lack of enthusiasm, and/or a sense of entitlement.I hate it when a woman feels that their whole job in a fuck session is showing up with a vagina and tits.

nate1000

08-23-2006, 11:45 AM

TheStonedAnt

08-23-2006, 11:47 AM

nate1000 wrote: <img height="253" src="http://www.economist.com/images/cities/syd/sightseeing/fishmarket.jpg" width="218" border="0" />  WELL SAID!! couldn't you find picture of Tuna instead?

angeladi

08-23-2006, 11:48 AM

gross

JustJon

08-23-2006, 11:48 AM

Have you seen the Paris Hilton video?

UnknownPD

08-23-2006, 11:56 AM

is showing up with a vagina and titsIt beats showing up without them

Earlshog

08-23-2006, 11:59 AM

JustJon wrote: Have you seen the Paris Hilton video? <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613</a>

narc

08-23-2006, 12:18 PM

It's very Chris Isaakesque. Only devoid of all sexuality and talent.
 
And I'd like to point out I gave a serious response earlier.

HeyGuy

08-23-2006, 12:20 PM

angeladi wrote: u guys are funny, so far ive got 3 serious answers 1.if she smells bad 2.if she wants to cuddle 3.if she makes no sound or movement................ heres another question since most of u are males out there, is it wrong for a girl to not like "making love" ?? cause personaly it bores the hell out of me!!Ok, truthfully. 1) if her p....y smells and isnt shaved. 2) if she doesnt dirty talk, moan etc. 3) if she just lays there. 4) if she doesnt like to do different things like change positions, me go down her go down etc. 5) lingerie is nice so if she wont dress up for you or wear some heels every now and then. Hope that helps.Why do you want to know so bad anyway?

Bulldogcakes

08-23-2006, 12:26 PM

CampoNJ wrote: angeladi wrote:is it wrong for a girl to not like "making love" ?? cause personaly it bores the hell out of me!!Why do you want to know so bad anyway?  Because she's obviously a bad lay.   <blockquote />

Bulldogcakes

08-23-2006, 12:36 PM

Lots of good answers so far. Bad hygiene, the "lack of coordination" thing can be very frustrating. Inhibition, lack of sounds, lack of interest to me all fall in the same category. She's sending signals she really doesn't want to be there, for whatever reason. Many guys will take that personally (even if they shouldn't) and think she's just not into being with them. I'll add another one. Someone who walks into the bedroom with a set of rules for you. Do this, dont do that, I dont do this and that. I start getting dressed right then and there. 

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 8-23-06 @ 4:39 PM

ChimneyFish

08-23-2006, 12:37 PM

narc wrote: When their vaginas have 2 inch razor sharp teeth. I hate that. But it's not a dealbraker. This message was edited by narc on 8-23-06 @ 2:33 PM Wish I could have found the picture.<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/B00004YZGB.jpg" border="0" />

Bulldogcakes

08-23-2006, 12:40 PM

WHAT MAKES A FEMALE A BAD LAY?? Ummm. . . When she wont get out of her crib?

narc

08-23-2006, 12:40 PM

Wish I could've found a better picture. <img src="http://scorpio.lunarpages.com/~spscri2/Season6/GelgamekCardinal.jpg" 
"The Gelgamek vagina is 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth! Do you really expect us to have sex with that?"

UnknownPD

08-23-2006, 12:40 PM

...asking what do you want me to do?

FUNKMAN

08-23-2006, 12:42 PM

when she forgets to lube the strap-on   oochie ouch!

SinA

08-23-2006, 12:43 PM

being fat or ugly

GwEnYpOo

08-23-2006, 12:59 PM

angeladi wrote: WHAT MAKES A FEMALE A BAD LAY?? typing in caps ...

This message was edited by GwEnYpOo on 8-23-06 @ 5:00 PM

narc

08-23-2006, 01:06 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">GwEnYpOo wrote: angeladi wrote: WHAT MAKES A FEMALE A BAD LAY?? typing in caps ...

This message was edited by GwEnYpOo on 8-23-06 @ 5:00 PM<hr color="cococo" align="left">
Catfight!

Lumber

08-23-2006, 01:09 PM

narc wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: angeladi wrote: WHAT MAKES A FEMALE A BAD LAY?? typing in caps ...This message was edited by GwEnYpOo on 8-23-06 @ 5:00 PM  Catfight! <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/lumber/Crouching_Kittens.jpg" border="0" />

GwEnYpOo

08-23-2006, 01:11 PM

hey at least she's not as bad as fuckin crazy jen , jeezis christ

SatCam

08-23-2006, 01:13 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: hey at least she's not as bad as fuckin crazy jen , jeezis christ

tell me about it...

Don Stugots

08-23-2006, 01:55 PM

when she gets off of you in mid stride to answer the phone because her mom is calling.that is also a good way to have your clothes put in trash bags and left out on the steps.  let this be a lesson.

Thebazile78

08-23-2006, 01:58 PM

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BACH16207

08-23-2006, 02:03 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: when before we have sex she says "i'll be right back, i gotta take a nice steamy dump"... Ha Ha HA That is a pisser, that has to be the best!

DJEvelEd

08-23-2006, 02:05 PM

Too tight!<img height="358" src="http://crimemagazine.com/images/jonbenet_288x358.jpg" width="288" border="0" />                   The ropes, that is....

lleeder

08-23-2006, 02:34 PM

laughing afterwards

sr71blackbird

08-23-2006, 06:17 PM

I would say any comments like "is it in yet?", "are you going to cum soon?" and shit like that will really mess things up for the guy.  Just keep saying you love it and moan. Dont mention how other guys did this or that.

sr71blackbird

08-23-2006, 06:21 PM

heres another question since most of u are males out there, is it wrong for a girl to not like "making love" ?? cause personaly it bores the hell out of me!! I know many women who arent into it.  I think it is a foreplay issue really.  The whole act is a game of sorts, and it is usually in a girls best interest to play along because it giver her obvious advantages.

Don Stugots

08-23-2006, 06:30 PM

if a women cried during sex because her daddy told her that if she does dirty things on her honeymoon she wont be is little girl anymore.if she cant enjoy it too much because her daddy might not look at her the sameway anymore. if she cant enjoy it because her daddy wants her to tell him if her husband makes her do dirty things with him.god i can go on all night and that bitch wanted to know why i jerked off all the time.

MadMatt

08-23-2006, 06:33 PM

Earlshog wrote: JustJon wrote: Have you seen the Paris Hilton video? <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613</a>You jerk...

sr71blackbird

08-23-2006, 06:36 PM

MadMatt wrote: Earlshog wrote: JustJon wrote: Have you seen the Paris Hilton video? <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613</a>You jerk...I will "never" get those two minutes back, ever!  Thanks!

OGC

08-23-2006, 06:42 PM

sr71blackbird wrote: MadMatt wrote: Earlshog wrote: JustJon wrote: Have you seen the Paris Hilton video? <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613</a>You jerk...I will "never" get those two minutes back, ever!  Thanks!I was lucky I bailed out after 10 seconds. Did I miss any nudity ?

angeladi

08-24-2006, 04:12 AM

you guys are funny, intresting responses though. The reason why i was wondering was stated in the begining and that was because my best gf's and i were talking about it. you guys are awsome!! so my friends and i really got something more to talk about now thanks to all of you. and at least i realized that it isnt so bad to not like "making love" thanks people!!

DJEvelEd

08-24-2006, 04:42 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: if a women cried during sex because her daddy told her that if she does dirty things on her honeymoon she wont be is little girl anymore.if she cant enjoy it too much because her daddy might not look at her the sameway anymore. if she cant enjoy it because her daddy wants her to tell him if her husband makes her do dirty things with him.god i can go on all night and that bitch wanted to know why i jerked off all the time.  Sounds like Daddy got her first. That's fuckin hot! I could jerk off to that too!

Earlshog

08-24-2006, 05:16 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: if a women cried during sex because her daddy told her that if she does dirty things on her honeymoon she wont be is little girl anymore.if she cant enjoy it too much because her daddy might not look at her the sameway anymore. if she cant enjoy it because her daddy wants her to tell him if her husband makes her do dirty things with him.god i can go on all night and that bitch wanted to know why i jerked off all the time.   were you by chance dating one of these two?  <img src="http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/The-Simpson-Sisters-and-Their-Church-Bikinis-2.jpg" border="0" />

reeshy

08-24-2006, 05:18 AM

You know what's really bad?...when the women looks you in the eye while you're going full force and she says " Did I come yet?"!!!!!!!!!

angeladi

08-24-2006, 05:42 AM

HA HA HA HA!!!!

JustJon

08-24-2006, 06:44 AM

MadMatt wrote: Earlshog wrote: JustJon wrote: Have you seen the Paris Hilton video? <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613</a>You jerk...  Not quite the Paris video I was thinking of.I was thinking of the one where she answers her cell phone....

Yerdaddy

08-24-2006, 07:31 AM

The 19th Amendment.

patsopinion

08-24-2006, 11:28 AM

when she thumb tests you.my prostate is not your playground

FUNKMAN

08-24-2006, 01:18 PM

when you go down on her in the dark only to look in the bathroom mirror later and it looks like you were eating spaghetti with sauce on your face a string stuck in your teethhate when that happens

gerabuu

08-24-2006, 01:39 PM

VD<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

EliSnow

08-24-2006, 01:45 PM

A woman needs to act (or actually feel) like she's enjoying sex and that she wants you to enjoy it.  Otherwise, it's a bad lay.

This message was edited by EliSnow on 8-24-06 @ 5:48 PM

SinA

08-24-2006, 01:47 PM

when she uses terms like "female"

DJEvelEd

08-24-2006, 01:49 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: when you go down on her in the dark only to look in the bathroom mirror later and it looks like you were eating spaghetti with sauce on your face a string stuck in your teethhate when that happensDo you spit or swallow the clown face & red string of love?