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landarch
08-23-2006, 11:30 AM
<p>Reading the companion thread to this, I couldn't help but wonder&nbsp;how the girls of the board might answer this.&nbsp; </p><p>Better yet, what makes a male a <u>good</u> lay?</p><p>Collaborative efforts in these two threads could improve the sex life of everyone who reads them!!</p>
Dougie Brootal
08-23-2006, 11:32 AM
<strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Better yet, what makes a male a <u>good</u> lay?</p><p>a big black cock!</p>
angeladi
08-23-2006, 11:36 AM
a guy that shows some type of reaction, a guy that can last a long time, one that dosent want to make &quot;love&quot; and wants to just fuck........ thats into diff positions, one that will just grab u and just flip u over and try a new position............ and he has to smell good by the way
OGC
08-23-2006, 11:41 AM
<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Better yet, what makes a male a <u>good</u> lay?</p><p>a big black cock!</p><p><font size="2">Earl, is that you ?</font></p>
SatCam
08-23-2006, 12:17 PM
Better yet, what makes a male a good lay?

when he gives you a reacharound
Bulldogcakes
08-24-2006, 02:00 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote:<p>Better yet, what makes a male a <u>good</u> lay?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Here's some stuff thats worked for me-&nbsp;</p><p>Dont go too fast. Men (especially when they're younger) have trouble being too eager. Slow down. Women like to bake the love cake step by step.&nbsp;</p><p>Whisper sweet nothings, always remember a womans G-spot is in her ear.</p><p>Eye contact can be very intense and very sexy. &nbsp;</p><p>Enjoy yourself, her seeing you happy will make her happy. That one works both ways. &nbsp;</p><p>Less is more, tease tease tease. Caress her all over, sometimes barely touching her. Once she's all worked up, squeeze her and bang her brains out to finish her off. But never be too rough. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh, and leave a tip when youre done. &nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>
SatCam
08-24-2006, 02:46 PM
Whisper sweet nothings, always remember a womans G-spot is in her ear.

Last time I tried that, I left her deaf
DreamWeaver
08-24-2006, 03:47 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote: <p>Better yet, what makes a male a <u>good</u> lay?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Here's some stuff thats worked for me-&nbsp;</p><p>Dont go too fast. Men (especially when they're younger) have trouble being too eager. Slow down. Women like to bake the love cake step by step.&nbsp;</p><p>Whisper sweet nothings, always remember a womans G-spot is in her ear.</p><p>Eye contact can be very intense and very sexy. &nbsp;</p><p>Enjoy yourself, her seeing you happy will make her happy. That one works both ways. &nbsp;</p><p>Less is more, tease tease tease. Caress her all over, sometimes barely touching her. Once she's all worked up, squeeze her and bang her brains out to finish her off. But never be too rough. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sounds like you know what you're talking about there sir. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>So...what are YOU doing later? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" /></p>
AnomalisticAnna
08-24-2006, 04:22 PM
Incorporate toys. Big ones, small ones.. whatever pleases your lady. My personal favorite? Legos.<br />
ShelleBink
08-24-2006, 04:23 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>DreamWeaver</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote: <p>Better yet, what makes a male a <u>good</u> lay?</p><p> </p><p>Here's some stuff thats worked for me- </p><p>Dont go too fast. Men (especially when they're younger) have trouble being too eager. Slow down. Women like to bake the love cake step by step. </p><p>Whisper sweet nothings, always remember a womans G-spot is in her ear.</p><p>Eye contact can be very intense and very sexy. </p><p>Enjoy yourself, her seeing you happy will make her happy. That one works both ways. </p><p>Less is more, tease tease tease. Caress her all over, sometimes barely touching her. Once she's all worked up, squeeze her and bang her brains out to finish her off. But never be too rough. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Sounds like you know what you're talking about there sir. </p><p> </p><p>So...what are YOU doing later? <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>He'll be making love to some sweet gentleman named Lance.&nbsp; Sorry G.&nbsp;</p>
SatCam
08-24-2006, 04:24 PM
<strong>AnomalisticAnna</strong> wrote:<br>Incorporate toys. Big ones, small ones.. whatever pleases your lady. My personal favorite? Legos.<br />
<p></p>

I'd like to introduce you to a man named Jon...
ShelleBink
08-24-2006, 04:39 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AnomalisticAnna</strong> wrote:<br />Incorporate toys. Big ones, small ones.. whatever pleases your lady. My personal favorite? Legos.<br />
<p>&nbsp;</p>

I'd like to introduce you to a man named Jon...<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Where's Chuck Woolery when you need him?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I smell a love connection...&nbsp;</p>
DreamWeaver
08-24-2006, 04:44 PM
<p>He'll be making love to some sweet gentleman named Lance.&nbsp; Sorry G.&nbsp;</p><p>Figures. </p><p>Bulldogcakes...Johnny Cakes...I shoulda known.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 8-24-06 @ 8:45 PM</span>
Bulldogcakes
08-24-2006, 04:45 PM
I'm not gay! She's just jealous and wants to keep me all to herself!<br />
FUNKMAN
08-24-2006, 06:09 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">What makes a male a bad lay?</font></strong> </p><p>garlic farts</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i guess that goes for females too...</p>
TheMojoPin
08-24-2006, 06:46 PM
<p>Damn.</p><p>BDC, you complete me.</p>
ShelleBink
08-24-2006, 07:27 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />I'm not gay! She's just jealous and wants to keep me all to herself!<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Mwhaahaha.&nbsp;</p>
A.J.
08-25-2006, 05:24 AM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote: <p>Better yet, what makes a male a <u>good</u> lay?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Here's some stuff thats worked for me-&nbsp;</p><p>Dont go too fast. Men (especially when they're younger) have trouble being too eager. Slow down. Women like to bake the love cake step by step.&nbsp;</p><p>Whisper sweet nothings, always remember a womans G-spot is in her ear.</p><p>Eye contact can be very intense and very sexy. &nbsp;</p><p>Enjoy yourself, her seeing you happy will make her happy. That one works both ways. &nbsp;</p><p>Less is more, tease tease tease. Caress her all over, sometimes barely touching her. Once she's all worked up, squeeze her and bang her brains out to finish her off. But never be too rough. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh, and leave a tip when youre done. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;I think it moved.&quot;</p><p><img height="192" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/25/Costanza.jpg/180px-Costanza.jpg" width="180" border="0" /></p>
EliSnow
08-25-2006, 05:56 AM
<strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Better yet, what makes a male a <u>good</u> lay?</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">A long tongue and the ability to breathe through his ears.</font></p>
Gaia
08-26-2006, 12:10 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote: <p>Better yet, what makes a male a <u>good</u> lay?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Here's some stuff thats worked for me-&nbsp;</p><p>Dont go too fast. Men (especially when they're younger) have trouble being too eager. Slow down. Women like to bake the love cake step by step.&nbsp;</p><p>Whisper sweet nothings, always remember a womans G-spot is in her ear.</p><p>Eye contact can be very intense and very sexy. &nbsp;</p><p>Enjoy yourself, her seeing you happy will make her happy. That one works both ways. &nbsp;</p><p>Less is more, tease tease tease. Caress her all over, sometimes barely touching her. Once she's all worked up, squeeze her and bang her brains out to finish her off. But never be too rough. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The love cake comment made me piss my pants!! However everything you wrote is right on the money, Eye contact is totally hot, also knowing he's happy is great too, especially if you hear it, (but not too happy boys). </p><p>&nbsp;The rough thing I guess depends on who you are or how you are feeling at that moment, because sometimes the rougher the better for me. </p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gaia on 8-26-06 @ 4:14 PM</span>
JerryTaker
08-26-2006, 08:22 PM
<p>women only consider me a good lay if I shut up and let them pretend I'm someone else, like a homeless guy, or a fish, as long as it's higher on the food chain than me.</p>
JustJon
08-28-2006, 08:47 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AnomalisticAnna</strong> wrote:<br />Incorporate toys. Big ones, small ones.. whatever pleases your lady. My personal favorite? Legos.<br />
<p> </p>

I'd like to introduce you to a man named Jon...<p> </p><p> </p><p>Where's Chuck Woolery when you need him?</p><p> </p><p>I smell a love connection... </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="201" height="135" border="0" src="http://www.gsn.com/shows/elements/images/S16_D.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>We'll be back in 2 and 2&nbsp;</p>