Best of Billy Staples

[WNEWstinks]

I'm a huge billy fan. I loved his WNEW days. Very funny stuff.


I want to make a best of Billy Staples CD. Can someone put links to audio with staples in this thread.

I know it's all in the outher thread, but I want it all in one place.

[moochcassidy]

<p>best of staples; it would be a short cd...bedump tiss</p><p>welcome back maddog</p>

[Don Stugots]

make me a copy of it.&nbsp; i am a fan of staples.&nbsp; plus, he is cool with me.

[giannidesk]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Make sure to include these classics:</p><p>Chicken Parm I, II</p><p>Red Bank (Both O&amp;A and R&amp;F analysis)</p><p>Billy steals Harry's joke</p><p>Billy's magician friend dies</p><p>Billy on Crossing Over w/ John Edwards</p><p>and finally...when Billy called in the day after his 'Third Watch' episode aired. He boasted on and on about how other shows were flooding his agent with phone calls....yet oddly enough he hasn't worked since then.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Billy seems to be MIA from the board for a while... hope he's okay</p><p>not saying i miss his whacky posts just hope he's okay healthwise...</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

[SLCRagu]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>giannidesk</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>&nbsp;and finally...when Billy called in the day after his 'Third Watch' episode aired. He boasted on and on about how other shows were flooding his agent with phone calls....yet oddly enough he hasn't worked since then.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Are you kidding me, I've heard that Greenpee or Greenpea or Greentea management has been overrun with offers since that appearance.&nbsp; It's called choosing your next project wisely.&nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Billy seems to be MIA from the board for a while... hope he's okay</p><p>not saying i miss his whacky posts just hope he's okay healthwise...</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Good point.</p><p><strong><font size="6">STAPLES.... NOW!!!!</font></strong></p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>giannidesk</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>Make sure to include these classics:</p><p>Chicken Parm I, II</p><p>Red Bank (Both O&amp;A and R&amp;F analysis)</p><p>Billy steals Harry's joke</p><p>Billy's magician friend dies</p><p>Billy on Crossing Over w/ John Edwards</p><p>and finally...when Billy called in the day after his 'Third Watch' episode aired. He boasted on and on about how other shows were flooding his agent with phone calls....yet oddly enough he hasn't worked since then.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Isn't that pretty much the entire Staples catalog?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p><font size="2">The whole James </font><font size="1"><font size="2">&quot;The Man Who Kept <strong>Oprah</strong> Awake At Night&quot;</font> <font size="2">Frey thing was killer stuff. <br />The guy who wrote the book: A Million Little Pieces</font></font>. </p><p>Billy called in was pretty much calling this guy out. </p><p>It's a shame what happened to him. Best Wishes</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p>

[SatCam]

Billy's "Dicky Goodman" Tape w/ R&F commentary

[giannidesk]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>giannidesk</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Make sure to include these classics:</p><p>Chicken Parm I, II</p><p>Red Bank (Both O&amp;A and R&amp;F analysis)</p><p>Billy steals Harry's joke</p><p>Billy's magician friend dies</p><p>Billy on Crossing Over w/ John Edwards</p><p>and finally...when Billy called in the day after his 'Third Watch' episode aired. He boasted on and on about how other shows were flooding his agent with phone calls....yet oddly enough he hasn't worked since then.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Isn't that pretty much the entire Staples catalog?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I left out....</p><p>Billy falls up the stairs</p><p>Billy gets injured in the poconos sliding down hill on a restaurant tray</p><p>Billy fights with Harry Elvis, et al. over Ashely Olsen (technically Chicken Parm III)</p><p>And - Billy takes a dump on Al Duke's Paycheck</p>

[SatCam]

Billy gets Anthrax

[Tall_James]

Billy molests a sleeping girl.

[SatCam]

Billy gets paintballed

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/billystaples-1.jpg

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SatCam on 8-29-06 @ 4:00 PM</span>

[SatCam]

Billy pussies out of a prince albert peircing (after the Big Asscapades)

[Judge Smails]

The quintessential Billy utterance: &quot;I now know that joking with fecal matter is never justified.&quot;

[Don Stugots]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br />The quintessential Billy utterance: &quot;I now know that joking with fecal matter is never justified.&quot; <p>god damn i love that line.&nbsp; </p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br />The quintessential Billy utterance: &quot;I now know that joking with fecal matter is never justified.&quot; <p>god damn i love that line.&nbsp; </p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br />The quintessential Billy utterance: &quot;I now know that joking with fecal matter is never justified.&quot; <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Cant forget the many apologies. </p><p>And the time he admitted to molesting a girl while she was asleep. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>He was the best call screener they ever had. Sometines I'd call in with something to add to a bit or a comedy pyramid and he'd go &quot;oh geez!&quot; or start giggling like a little girl. He was the best. &nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

no one mentioned the airsick.net prank on OnA?&nbsp; heethens.