Did they tell you I was f'ing Jessica Simpson? [Archive]

joeyballsack

08-29-2006, 04:10 PM

I wonder if he kicks her out after he bangs her. He came across as someone who would like to have an occasional deep conversation, which is not going to happen with her. <img height="854" src="http://www.mix101fm.com/images%20mix/Mainpage%20images/Jessica%20Simpson%201.jpg" width="497" border="0" />I guess I could excuse him for overlooking that fact though.

Bulldogcakes

08-29-2006, 04:13 PM

Something tells me she's banging him

OGC

08-29-2006, 04:21 PM

Any excuse to post this ...<img src="http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/8233/simpsonjm9.gif" border="0" />

joeyballsack

08-29-2006, 04:24 PM

I think I may have found my new avatar.

Tenbatsuzen

08-29-2006, 04:28 PM

I call bullshit.  Although US is very reputable, John's said on the show he just wants a regular girl.   I don't see any reason for him to lie about something like that.

fezident

08-29-2006, 04:36 PM

I'm still waiting for that footage of her bangin' Johnny Knoxville to leak.

OGC

08-29-2006, 04:41 PM

joeyballsack wrote: I think I may have found my new avatar. I couldn't get it to fit

joeyballsack

08-29-2006, 04:55 PM

richg0404 wrote: joeyballsack wrote: I think I may have found my new avatar. I couldn't get it to fitOh..so you used one of Patrice O'Neil instead.

OGC

08-29-2006, 05:47 PM

joeyballsack wrote: richg0404 wrote: joeyballsack wrote: I think I may have found my new avatar. I couldn't get it to fitOh..so you used one of Patrice O'Neil instead.You are gonna get one of these ....<img src="http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8700/difrancoyp4.jpg" border="0" />

Gvac

08-29-2006, 05:51 PM

What a unique looking couple - he looks like a bizarre zombie man-child and she looks like a hermaphrodite.  There's truly an ass for every seat.

Tenbatsuzen

08-29-2006, 06:32 PM

Gvac wrote: What a unique looking couple - he looks like a bizarre zombie man-child and she looks like a hermaphrodite. There's truly an ass for every seat.    Goddamn dude, what women DO you like?

DarkHippie

08-29-2006, 06:34 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  Gvac wrote: What a unique looking couple - he looks like a bizarre zombie man-child and she looks like a hermaphrodite. There's truly an ass for every seat.    Goddamn dude, what women DO you like?  Women?

Gvac

08-29-2006, 06:36 PM

My 2 current faves -The amazingly beautiful Zhang Ziyi<img border="0" src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/ZhangZiyi.jpg" /> And the stunning Scarlett Johansson<img border="0" src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/spongeprea.jpg" /> Basically, women that look like WOMEN.

Tenbatsuzen

08-29-2006, 06:42 PM

I can agree with Zhyang and Scarlett.  But how does Jessica look like a "hermaphrodite"?  Bad skin, saggy big boobs, fine... but she's still good looking. Lindsay Lohan is more of herm candidate than Simpson.  No hips, scary teeth.

Gvac

08-29-2006, 06:47 PM

Sorry, she looks like a drag queen to me.  The lantern jaw, the Kirk Douglas dimpled chin...not very feminine looking at all.  She's basically a younger Jamie Lee Curtis in my eyes.<img border="0" src="http://www.celebritymovieblog.com/celebrities/jessica-simpson.jpg" />

MadMatt

08-29-2006, 06:49 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: I call bullshit.  Although US is very reputable, John's said on the show he just wants a regular girl.  I don't see any reason for him to lie about something like that.Who says he is lying?  I’m sure he probably does want a regular girl for a relationship, but would you turn down Jessica Simpson for a fling? There is no way I could put up with that woman for more than a little while, but for a few rolls in the hay, I’m there!

This message was edited by MadMatt on 8-29-06 @ 10:50 PM

mdr55

08-29-2006, 06:53 PM

Jessica Simpson comes to you butt naked looking for a roll in the hay, and you wouldn't tap it? C'mon!!!

mdr55

08-29-2006, 06:54 PM

Same goes for her sister too.

PaulF

08-29-2006, 07:07 PM

He may have actually hinted at this on the show. Either way, he did tell them to call him about anything that comes out in the press and he would be more than willing to talk. Lets see if he keeps his word.

Tenbatsuzen

08-29-2006, 07:08 PM

MadMatt wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: I call bullshit. Although US is very reputable, John's said on the show he just wants a regular girl. I don't see any reason for him to lie about something like that.Who says he is lying? I’m sure he probably does want a regular girl for a relationship, but would you turn down Jessica Simpson for a fling? There is no way I could put up with that woman for more than a little while, but for a few rolls in the hay, I’m there!

This message was edited by MadMatt on 8-29-06 @ 10:50 PM   That's just it, US says they are coming out as a "relationship".

TheGameHHH

08-29-2006, 07:38 PM

I refuse to believe that any men on this board wouldn't fuck her if she wanted. I'd bang her in a heartbeat, good for John.

tele7

08-29-2006, 07:43 PM

"Johnny be good to my daughter"<img src="http://www.gawker.com/news/joesimpsred.jpg" border="0" />

MadMatt

08-29-2006, 07:45 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  MadMatt wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: I call bullshit. Although US is very reputable, John's said on the show he just wants a regular girl. I don't see any reason for him to lie about something like that.Who says he is lying? I’m sure he probably does want a regular girl for a relationship, but would you turn down Jessica Simpson for a fling? There is no way I could put up with that woman for more than a little while, but for a few rolls in the hay, I’m there!This message was edited by MadMatt on 8-29-06 @ 10:50 PM That's just it, US says they are coming out as a "relationship".Yeah, of course they would.  There were several women in college I had a "relationship" with, but I didn't end up marrying them.  We were together for a short, wonderful time then we were no more.Of course maybe I should have stuck with one of them, since I ended up divorcing the woman I did have a "real" relationship with.

MadMatt

08-29-2006, 07:47 PM

telecaster7 wrote: "Johnny be good to my daughter"<img src="http://www.gawker.com/news/joesimpsred.jpg" border="0" /><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa">Or more accurately:  "Hey Johnny, y'know that thing Jessica does with her tongue?  I taught her that."

SinA

08-29-2006, 08:20 PM

<img height="302" src="http://webpages.charter.net/s_a/c.images/js378.jpg" width="196" border="0" /><a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/images/js378.shtml" target="_self">view</a> in fulland an even <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/images/js379.shtml" target="_self">closer</a> view

FUNKMAN

08-29-2006, 08:50 PM

i'm sure we all can agree, she's no Jenny Jones...<img height="101" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiGuGPVElzABdA.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12mhrh9b9/EXP=1156999726/**http%3a//www.jamesronaldwhitney.com/images_tvtalknewsstand/jenny.jpg" width="100" border="0" />   Yeah Baby!             <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

A.J.

08-30-2006, 03:45 AM

Mayer previously dated <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/05/04/hewitts-panty-push/" target="_blank">Jennifer Love Hewitt</a>.So he's a fan of tits.

Jujubees2

08-30-2006, 05:57 AM

I'm sure we can all agree. she's no Jenny JonesLuckily, she's no Star Jones either....<img height="262" src="http://images.hollywood.com/images/4_1109199.jpg" width="209" border="0" />

AKA

08-30-2006, 06:08 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: I call bullshit.  Although US is very reputable, John's said on the show he just wants a regular girl.  I don't see any reason for him to lie about something like that.<img height="325" src="http://www.oraldeafed.org/schools/cchatsac/images/04.jpg" width="282" border="0" />I miss those days of believing everything anyone ever said on the radio.

Tenbatsuzen

08-30-2006, 07:09 AM

AKA wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: I call bullshit. Although US is very reputable, John's said on the show he just wants a regular girl. I don't see any reason for him to lie about something like that. I miss those days of believing everything anyone ever said on the radio.   It's not a matter of believing everything - I just didn't see a point in him lying about that on the radio.

ShelleBink

08-30-2006, 07:42 AM

A.J. wrote:  So he's a fan of tits.  I could have told you that.

SinA

08-30-2006, 07:48 AM

ShelleBink wrote:  A.J. wrote:   So he's a fan of tits.  I could have told you that. I am also a fan of tits. I'd even say I'm a BIG fan of BIG tits.

mikeyboy

08-30-2006, 07:51 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  AKA wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: I call bullshit. Although US is very reputable, John's said on the show he just wants a regular girl. I don't see any reason for him to lie about something like that. I miss those days of believing everything anyone ever said on the radio.   It's not a matter of believing everything - I just didn't see a point in him lying about that on the radio. It makes him look a little more "down to earth" to the "regular guys" listening to talk radio.

Jujubees2

08-30-2006, 08:11 AM

ShelleBink wrote:  A.J. wrote:   So he's a fan of tits.  I could have told you that. Is this from presonal experience Shelle?  Do tell....

2HoT

08-30-2006, 08:11 AM

Jennifer Love Hewitt is another kind of strange looking one.She is far from hideous, but she isn't that hot either.  I think what it is is that she is not really movie star hot, but more, porn star hot.I submit exibit A <img height="600" src="http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6894/jenlovhewitt150zi.jpg" width="419" border="0" /> I'd still show her a new meaning for "Party of 5" though.

ShelleBink

08-30-2006, 08:20 AM

Jujubees2 wrote: ShelleBink wrote: A.J. wrote: So he's a fan of tits. I could have told you that. Is this from presonal experience Shelle? Do tell....  The details are fuzzy, it was a long time ago, and ... yeh I'm going to just keep that one to myself.

Don Stugots

08-30-2006, 12:16 PM

A.J. wrote:  Mayer previously dated <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/05/04/hewitts-panty-push/" target="_blank">Jennifer Love Hewitt</a>.  So he's a fan of tits.what guy isnt?

EliSnow

08-30-2006, 01:09 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: A.J. wrote:  Mayer previously dated <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/05/04/hewitts-panty-push/" target="_blank">Jennifer Love Hewitt</a>.  So he's a fan of tits.what guy isnt?<img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/mario_cantone2.jpg" border="0" />

Dre

08-30-2006, 02:04 PM

Don Stugots

08-30-2006, 02:06 PM

EliSnow wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: A.J. wrote:  Mayer previously dated <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/05/04/hewitts-panty-push/" target="_blank">Jennifer Love Hewitt</a>.  So he's a fan of tits.what guy isnt?<img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/mario_cantone2.jpg" border="0" />allow me to rephrase.  what hetrosexual men isnt into boobs?

Judge Smails

09-02-2006, 07:35 PM

I don't mean to resurrect a dead thread, and I'm not even sure if anyone cares at this point (or ever really did), but here is John Mayer's blog entry for August 31st - from his official website:<div class="newsheadline">REALLY ENJOYING THIS SONG.</div><img height="551" src="http://www.recordmill.co.uk/scans/publicen.jpg" width="530" border="0" />

Don Stugots

09-02-2006, 08:22 PM

ok, you got me. i am banging jessica simpson.  dont tell her dad he gets jealous.

tele7

09-02-2006, 09:26 PM

I'm not jealous.  Just move to the left a little.  Thanks.<img height="280" src="http://www.nd.edu/~sheridan/Indy/Indy-Images/28.jpg" width="304" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

09-02-2006, 10:27 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: ok, you got me. i am banging jessica simpson.  dont tell her dad he gets jealous. i banged her once too.. she's black with huge breasts right?

JamMaster

09-03-2006, 05:57 AM

SinA wrote: <img height="302" src="http://webpages.charter.net/s_a/c.images/js378.jpg" width="196" border="0" />Sooooooooo hot.....want to touch the hiney

SinA

09-05-2006, 07:39 AM

she's on the view right now (i'm only watching because O&A were talking about it)i can say without any hesitation or doubt, i would tear that ass apart like an angry grizzly with a kitten

JamMaster

09-05-2006, 08:09 AM

SinA wrote: i can say without any hesitation or doubt, i would tear that ass apart like an angry grizzly with a kitten<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />  I think that is possibly the greatest analogy I have ever read.  Bravo!!Can I use that line for a new sig pic i am making???

This message was edited by JamMaster on 9-5-06 @ 12:23 PM

Dirtybird12

09-05-2006, 08:37 AM

The first time I ever took a double take at her was that "boots are made for walkin'" video.

Justice4all

09-05-2006, 10:22 AM

Gvac wrote: Sorry, she looks like a drag queen to me.  The lantern jaw, the Kirk Douglas dimpled chin...not very feminine looking at all.  She's basically a younger Jamie Lee Curtis in my eyes.<img src="http://www.celebritymovieblog.com/celebrities/jessica-simpson.jpg" border="0" />  I think we found who could play Harley Quinn in the next Batman movie. Sheesh she looks like she is about to kill a family of 4 with that smile.             GREAT TITS THOUGH!

Doctor Z

09-05-2006, 11:07 AM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">richg0404 wrote: joeyballsack wrote: I think I may have found my new avatar. I couldn't get it to fit<hr color="cococo" align="left">
That's what she said.

SinA

09-05-2006, 12:44 PM

JamMaster wrote: SinA wrote: i can say without any hesitation or doubt, i would tear that ass apart like an angry grizzly with a kitten<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />  I think that is possibly the greatest analogy I have ever read.  Bravo!!Can I use that line for a new sig pic i am making???sure, i've always wanted to see my name in a "thanks to ____ for the sig" although it's kinda like a line from swingers.

SatCam

09-05-2006, 02:39 PM

looks like John Mayer wants to be more famous than the internet

Don Stugots

09-05-2006, 02:42 PM

SinA wrote: JamMaster wrote: SinA wrote: i can say without any hesitation or doubt, i would tear that ass apart like an angry grizzly with a kitten<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />  I think that is possibly the greatest analogy I have ever read.  Bravo!!Can I use that line for a new sig pic i am making???sure, i've always wanted to see my name in a "thanks to ____ for the sig" although it's kinda like a line from swingers.  how is this budday?

OGC

09-05-2006, 02:47 PM

^^^^^^^Better make sure that that sig pic doesn't appear when you post in the "That's Life" forum[edit - crap it changed]

This message was edited by richg0404 on 9-5-06 @ 6:48 PM

Fallon

09-05-2006, 03:46 PM

The left part ruins the right part.<img border="0" src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/WWFallon/jessicapanty.jpg" />

FUNKMAN

09-05-2006, 03:56 PM

Fallon wrote: The left part ruins the right part.<img src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/WWFallon/jessicapanty.jpg" border="0" /> Barbara is getting a nice gander and Rosie is getting pissed jealous...

Hottub

09-05-2006, 03:58 PM

Tenbatsuzen

09-07-2006, 08:48 PM

<a href="http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,19960,00.html" target="_blank">YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRRRED</a> So the affair was a PR stunt, the publicist was to blame, John is distancing himself from Jessica.  I love being right.

Tenbatsuzen

09-07-2006, 08:51 PM

And by right, I mean, "calling bullshit on this".Although John and Jessica were apparently out on a few dates, the idea of John being repulsed by Jessica's PR manipulations smacks true of what he said on the radio, that he just wanted a regular girl. So to quote Homer Simpson, "IN YOUR FACE!"

PapaBear

09-07-2006, 08:54 PM

Way to go, John. I know if Jessica Simpson used me to make herself look good, I'd be livid.

ShelleBink

09-07-2006, 09:02 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: And by right, I mean, "calling bullshit on this".Although John and Jessica were apparently out on a few dates, the idea of John being repulsed by Jessica's PR manipulations smacks true of what he said on the radio, that he just wanted a regular girl. So to quote Homer Simpson, "IN YOUR FACE!"   I'm a regular girl.

CuzBum

09-07-2006, 09:04 PM

I'm a regular girl. <img src="http://www.valu-rite.com/images/ex-lax.jpg" border="0" />

Tenbatsuzen

09-07-2006, 09:10 PM

ShelleBink wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: And by right, I mean, "calling bullshit on this".Although John and Jessica were apparently out on a few dates, the idea of John being repulsed by Jessica's PR manipulations smacks true of what he said on the radio, that he just wanted a regular girl. So to quote Homer Simpson, "IN YOUR FACE!" I'm a regular girl.    Well, Jessica Alba has been dating a production assistant for a long time, so there's hope for you yet.

Fallon

09-07-2006, 09:13 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: ShelleBink wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: And by right, I mean, "calling bullshit on this".Although John and Jessica were apparently out on a few dates, the idea of John being repulsed by Jessica's PR manipulations smacks true of what he said on the radio, that he just wanted a regular girl. So to quote Homer Simpson, "IN YOUR FACE!" I'm a regular girl. Well, Jessica Alba has been dating a production assistant for a long time, so there's hope for you yet.   I used to be a production assistant. Is their hope for me?

Tenbatsuzen

09-07-2006, 09:14 PM

Fallon wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: ShelleBink wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: And by right, I mean, "calling bullshit on this".Although John and Jessica were apparently out on a few dates, the idea of John being repulsed by Jessica's PR manipulations smacks true of what he said on the radio, that he just wanted a regular girl. So to quote Homer Simpson, "IN YOUR FACE!" I'm a regular girl. Well, Jessica Alba has been dating a production assistant for a long time, so there's hope for you yet. I used to be a production assistant. Is their hope for me?    Depends.  Do you have washboard abs and the presumably 8-inch cock that Cash Warren has?

Fallon

09-07-2006, 09:16 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Fallon wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: ShelleBink wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: And by right, I mean, "calling bullshit on this".Although John and Jessica were apparently out on a few dates, the idea of John being repulsed by Jessica's PR manipulations smacks true of what he said on the radio, that he just wanted a regular girl. So to quote Homer Simpson, "IN YOUR FACE!" I'm a regular girl. Well, Jessica Alba has been dating a production assistant for a long time, so there's hope for you yet. I used to be a production assistant. Is their hope for me? Depends. Do you have washboard abs and the presumably 8-inch cock that Cash Warren has?   I don't want to answer.

Marc with a c

09-07-2006, 09:16 PM

Fallon wrote:  Tenbatsuzen wrote:  ShelleBink wrote:  Tenbatsuzen wrote: And by right, I mean, "calling bullshit on this".Although John and Jessica were apparently out on a few dates, the idea of John being repulsed by Jessica's PR manipulations smacks true of what he said on the radio, that he just wanted a regular girl. So to quote Homer Simpson, "IN YOUR FACE!"   I'm a regular girl.    Well, Jessica Alba has been dating a production assistant for a long time, so there's hope for you yet.    I used to be a production assistant. Is their hope for me? linda cohen is single?

Tenbatsuzen

09-07-2006, 09:34 PM

Rumors are circulating now that Simpson was either drunk/fucked up on Leno tonight. Anyone see it?

fleshysilo

09-07-2006, 09:42 PM

Budday John said he never was really into the drinkin and drug thing wait til this GOD DAMN RICH CUNT tears his heart out

Fallon

09-08-2006, 08:47 PM

Jessica on Leno Thursday.<a href="http://img22.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=65706_JSimpson12_122_500lo.jpg" target="_blank">Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! </a>

PapaBear

09-08-2006, 08:50 PM

Notice how the shadows of the cross on her rack look like they came out as upside down crosses? Think she's a demon?

Tenbatsuzen

09-08-2006, 08:51 PM

Fallon wrote: Jessica on Leno Thursday.<a target="_blank" href="http://img22.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=65706_JSimpson12_122_500lo.jpg">Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! </a>   I never understood how someone could put their tits on display like that, trying to sell an album, but wear a crucifix at the same time, like a good Christian.

Don Stugots

09-09-2006, 05:10 AM

she does whatever daddy tells her. 

Tenbatsuzen

09-09-2006, 05:45 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: she does whatever daddy tells her.    Dear Joe Simpson: If your daughter blows every male member of RonFez.net who wants it, you'll be guaranteed to sell more albums. Love,Matty Fridays

FUNKMAN

09-09-2006, 06:42 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  Fallon wrote: Jessica on Leno Thursday.Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!  I never understood how someone could put their tits on display like that, trying to sell an album, but wear a crucifix at the same time, like a good Christian. maybe she used to be one of the<img src="http://xanga.projectblogsphere.com/images/video-catholicHighSchoolGirlsInTrouble.jpg" border="0" />

Tenbatsuzen

09-09-2006, 06:48 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Fallon wrote: Jessica on Leno Thursday.Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! I never understood how someone could put their tits on display like that, trying to sell an album, but wear a crucifix at the same time, like a good Christian. maybe she used to be one of the<img border="0" src="http://xanga.projectblogsphere.com/images/video-catholicHighSchoolGirlsInTrouble.jpg" />   This is Buttkiss, Klahn's bodyguard - he is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur - he is rough and toothless.

Don Stugots

09-09-2006, 10:24 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote: she does whatever daddy tells her.    Dear Joe Simpson: If your daughter blows every male member of RonFez.net who wants it, you'll be guaranteed to sell more albums. Love,Matty Fridays p.s. if you can work ashlee into the mix, i will buy two albums from each.  Thank you and God Bless.

cougarjake13

09-09-2006, 11:22 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote: she does whatever daddy tells her.  Dear Joe Simpson: If your daughter blows every male member of RonFez.net who wants it, you'll be guaranteed to sell more albums.Love,Matty Fridays p.s. if you can work ashlee into the mix, i will buy two albums from each.  Thank you and God Bless.hell throw the mom in there... i'll go for the trifecta

Don Stugots

09-09-2006, 11:25 AM

you say trifecta, he says gold albums

cougarjake13

09-09-2006, 11:28 AM

its win - winhe gets the moneywe get the bjs

Don Stugots

09-09-2006, 11:41 AM

could you throw in anal on anyone of them? 

cougarjake13

09-09-2006, 11:59 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: could you throw in anal on anyone of them?  fuck why not all three, just line em up on the bed next to each other and we'll all run a train on em

Bulldogcakes

09-09-2006, 03:33 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:I never understood how someone could put their tits on display like that, trying to sell an album, but wear a crucifix at the same time, like a good Christian.   Maybe some people dont think you have to be sexually repressed in order to be a good Christian.  Or that there are 50 other things more important about Christianity than who's showing off their body or who's sleeping with who. Dont get me started on this rant. Doooooooont get me started.

Don Stugots

09-09-2006, 07:32 PM

cougarjake13 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: could you throw in anal on anyone of them?  fuck why not all three, just line em up on the bed next to each other and we'll all run a train on emthats my plan, but if matty fridays crosses swords with me i will be so pissed.  maybe.

SinA

09-09-2006, 07:45 PM

cougarjake13 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote: she does whatever daddy tells her.  Dear Joe Simpson: If your daughter blows every male member of RonFez.net who wants it, you'll be guaranteed to sell more albums.Love,Matty Fridays p.s. if you can work ashlee into the mix, i will buy two albums from each.  Thank you and God Bless.hell throw the mom in there... i'll go for the trifectaman, i hope he he reads this. it's gonna be so awesome to get bj's.

Tenbatsuzen

09-09-2006, 08:08 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:thats my plan, but if matty fridays crosses swords with me i will be so pissed. maybe.   Sadly, I won't be partaking.  But you can be damn sure that I'll be videotaping so we can release Ron Bennington Presents: Christian Whore Bukkake Volume 1.

Tenbatsuzen

09-09-2006, 08:12 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote:I never understood how someone could put their tits on display like that, trying to sell an album, but wear a crucifix at the same time, like a good Christian. Maybe some people dont think you have to be sexually repressed in order to be a good Christian. Or that there are 50 other things more important about Christianity than who's showing off their body or who's sleeping with who. Dont get me started on this rant. Doooooooont get me started.    I am fully aware that you can be in-touch with your sexuality and still be a good Christian, as it's all about your relationship with God. However, I find it somewhat tacky and the ultimate mixed message when you have your tits out on display like that on National Television in a desparate attempt to sell your album ALONG with the huge cross.  THAT'S the problem.She wants to wear the crucifix?  Fine.  She wants her tits out?  Fine.  Both at the same time?  Doesn't work.