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Marc with a c

08-31-2006, 04:15 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Anybody watching this?I cant believe I'm about to say this, but JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ROCKED! i'm not watching, i just wanted to quote you before you got a chance to edit it.

Bulldogcakes

08-31-2006, 04:15 PM

Seriously, Timberlake's "get your sexy" or whatever the name was was excellent. Groovin song, well choreographed routine and he managed somehow not to look lame or like he was trying too hard to be black. Very well done.  Jack Black is sucking dick.

Tenbatsuzen

08-31-2006, 04:16 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Seriously, Timberlake's "get your sexy" or whatever the name was was excellent. Groovin song, well choreographed routine and he managed somehow not to look lame or like he was trying too hard to be black. Very well done. Jack Black is sucking dick.    Sexyback is a hot jam.  I agree. And Jack Black is sucking.  I agree on that too. Does the MTV demos even KNOW who Lou Reed is?

Marc with a c

08-31-2006, 04:19 PM

videos?

Sheeplovr

08-31-2006, 04:19 PM

And Jack Black is sucking.  I agree on that too.you dont get it that was the point thats justin timberlakes new music? that stuff stunk how  how did they get lou reedhow

Tenbatsuzen

08-31-2006, 04:21 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:  And Jack Black is sucking. I agree on that too. you dont get it that was the point    I laughed hysterically at the Tenacious D movie trailer.  I like Jack Black, but I don't think he's doing a very good job here so far. As for Lou Reed - does he have an album coming out?  Is this like a Tony Bennett corollary?  You're right, I don't understand how MTV got him.

Bulldogcakes

08-31-2006, 04:23 PM

I dont care what room he's in, Lou Reed will always be the coolest guy in the room. Lou Reed will die cool.

TheMojoPin

08-31-2006, 04:29 PM

I love me some Velvet Underground.  You could very easily argue they were the coolest band of all time.  Same for early solo Lou Reed.  That said, the sleeveless t-shirt-wearing, katana sword-wielding, big google glasses-having, crappy 80's guitar-playing, curly haired mullet-having Lou Reed of the last 20 years is about as far from cool as you can get.

BoondockSaint

08-31-2006, 04:30 PM

I saw part of the pre-show and almost fell off my couch when I saw John Norris trying to be young and hip.  Would someone tell him he's not 20 anymore.

Bulldogcakes

08-31-2006, 04:30 PM

Shakira's onWhere the fuck I put that hand lotion?

Tenbatsuzen

08-31-2006, 04:32 PM

Shakira is off-key, but she looks fucking amazing.

Sheeplovr

08-31-2006, 04:33 PM

when I saw John Norris trying to be young and hip.  Would someone tell him he's not 20 anymoreisn't he like 60is kurt loder still around?

Bulldogcakes

08-31-2006, 04:35 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:   when I saw John Norris trying to be young and hip. Would someone tell him he's not 20 anymore isn't he like 60is kurt loder still around?  He's in diapers Which is ironic, him being named Loder and all <blockquote />

Sheeplovr

08-31-2006, 04:36 PM

is lou reed coming back?

Hottub

08-31-2006, 04:40 PM

TheMojoPin wrote: I love me some Velvet Underground.  You could very easily argue they were the coolest band of all time.  Same for early solo Lou Reed.  That said, the sleeveless t-shirt-wearing, katana sword-wielding, big google glasses-having, crappy 80's guitar-playing, curly haired mullet-having Lou Reed of the last 20 years is about as far from cool as you can get. Give me your hungry, your tired your poor Ill piss on em Thats what the statue of bigotry says Your poor huddled masses, lets club em to death And get it over with and just dump em on the boulevard

Bulldogcakes

08-31-2006, 04:42 PM

TheMojoPin wrote: I love me some Velvet Underground. You could very easily argue they were the coolest band of all time. Same for early solo Lou Reed. That said, the sleeveless t-shirt-wearing, katana sword-wielding, big google glasses-having, crappy 80's guitar-playing, curly haired mullet-having Lou Reed of the last 20 years is about as far from cool as you can get. I guess you missed the New York album.Great, great album with storytelling as poignant as anything Bob Dylan ever did. You'd love it. Check it out. EDIT- HT ya beat me to it!  

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 8-31-06 @ 8:44 PM

Bulldogcakes

08-31-2006, 04:43 PM

Isn't LL a little old to be wearing that?He's gotta be about 10 years older than me   EDIT-HOLEY SHIT He's only 38. He's been around forever.  

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 8-31-06 @ 8:46 PM

Sheeplovr

08-31-2006, 04:46 PM

I can't understand black peoplewhat are they sayingi wish there was sbtitles under all of themi wish MLK was alive to see this

Tenbatsuzen

08-31-2006, 04:49 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: I can't understand black peoplewhat are they sayingi wish there was sbtitles under all of themi wish MLK was alive to see this    You'll fit in with my side of the family just fine.

Bulldogcakes

08-31-2006, 04:51 PM

Sheep, I dont get rap either, but its here to stay. KIds are rapping in Brazil, Beirut, Botswana and the Bronx. Its about as diverse a musical genre as there is, as far as local styles go. They actually have/had a RAP EXHIBIT in the SMITHSONIAN.      

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 8-31-06 @ 8:52 PM

booster11373

08-31-2006, 04:57 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Sheep, I dont get rap either, but its here to stay. KIds are rapping in Brazil, Beirut, Botswana and the Bronx. Its about as diverse a musical genre as there is, as far as local styles go. They actually have/had a RAP EXHIBIT in the SMITHSONIAN.      This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 8-31-06 @ 8:52 PM Foreign Rap is much more diverse then American Rap is, American rap is just crap same shit over and over, let me tell you bout all the shit I got

Sheeplovr

08-31-2006, 05:00 PM

i like rapi jsut cant understand the speakingi mean audaiblity not the contextrap is awesomei dont understand the mumbles jessica simpson is stil slow haha and where do we find the up skirt camera phone photos from al those camera phones in the crowdwho were those rappers anywaysoh its time for the superhero show so im out ofr a hourif the D preforms sombody poke me 
 

This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 8-31-06 @ 9:01 PM

lleeder

08-31-2006, 05:01 PM

Love the throaty Jessica Simpson

Bulldogcakes

08-31-2006, 05:01 PM

OK so we just went from Jay Blacks unfunny self absorbed bullshit to Jessica Simpsons sewlf absorbed life story. Can I just see Shakira's ass please?

TooCute

08-31-2006, 05:02 PM

Wow when did Jessica get so big? She looks great.

TooCute

08-31-2006, 05:07 PM

Oh wow. I need to watch MTV more apparently. An acquaintance of mine
from college is one of the guys on the treadmills. Very cool!

booster11373

08-31-2006, 05:09 PM

I know I'm the only person but I dont get Jack Black at all and I absolutely fucking do not get Tenacious D

Tenbatsuzen

08-31-2006, 05:09 PM

TooCute wrote: Wow when did Jessica get so big? She looks great. <a target="_blank" href="http://img138.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=71153_71762573_10_122_523lo.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://img138.imagevenue.com/loc523/th_71153_71762573_10_122_523lo.jpg" /></a> Running neck and neck with Terry and Brooke for creepy father-daughter combos tonight. 

This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 8-31-06 @ 9:09 PM

Tenbatsuzen

08-31-2006, 05:10 PM

TooCute wrote: Oh wow. I need to watch MTV more apparently.    Especially given your deep music appreciation, this statement frightens and bewilders me.

OGC

08-31-2006, 05:11 PM

Hottub

08-31-2006, 05:11 PM

booster11373 wrote: I know I'm the only person but I dont get Jack Black at all and I absolutely fucking do not get Tenacious D Me too. But Tenacious C. That's another story.

booster11373

08-31-2006, 05:13 PM

Hottub wrote: booster11373 wrote: I know I'm the only person but I dont get Jack Black at all and I absolutely fucking do not get Tenacious D Me too. But Tenacious C. That's another story.of course Tenacious C is something quite different

Tenbatsuzen

08-31-2006, 05:13 PM

ooooh, CSI with John Mayer. I wonder if Gil Grissom with look at him, get a small smile, and stroke his beard while tilting his head.

Tenbatsuzen

08-31-2006, 05:17 PM

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Bulldogcakes

08-31-2006, 05:18 PM

Thank you, TB      Now once again from behind, please

Hottub

08-31-2006, 05:25 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Thank you, TB      Now once again from behind, please Hey BD. You done with that lotion yet?

Dirtybird12

08-31-2006, 06:02 PM

Ringtone of the year?!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" />Give me a fucking break

Sheeplovr

08-31-2006, 06:05 PM

VIDEO award for RING tone What?

Dirtybird12

08-31-2006, 06:22 PM

MTV and this show is like a bad SNL parody. Holy shit -

tele7

08-31-2006, 06:27 PM

Even Jack Black can't polish this turd.  The highlight for me was when someone said "make some noize"...very fresh.  Raise the roof if you agree.

Hottub

08-31-2006, 06:27 PM

Bridey is sitting down watching this abortion right now. Yells out an update or 2.Thank God for RF.net! *edit* She just switched to HGTV. That's why I love her! *edit*

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Tenbatsuzen

08-31-2006, 06:33 PM

I don't eve know who the fuck half these bands are.

newport king

08-31-2006, 06:36 PM

this show stinks on ice. the only saving grace so far was shakiras performance.

tele7

08-31-2006, 06:42 PM

I just found The Tube Music Network last week while scanning through channels last week.  It reminds me of MTV of old.  Just videos, both old and new.  Pretty good mix too.  Check the link to see if you have it. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tube_(TV_Channel)">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tube_%28TV_Channel%29</a>

This message was edited by telecaster7 on 8-31-06 @ 10:44 PM

newport king

08-31-2006, 06:43 PM

xtina is very doable still, however she needs to change that flapper hair do.

newport king

08-31-2006, 06:49 PM

Jared Leto better singer or actor?my vote would be singer...although i dig some of his films....hard one.

newport king

08-31-2006, 06:52 PM

Jack White maybe the coolest mother fucker in the room wherever he goes.

newport king

08-31-2006, 06:57 PM

what am i the only one left watching???

tele7

08-31-2006, 07:00 PM

This crowd has no idear who Kyle is.  I'm starting to feel bad for Jack Black now. 

Dirtybird12

08-31-2006, 07:07 PM

jackass - played jack black and the fat guy - playedmtv - pathetic

newport king

08-31-2006, 07:10 PM

Al Gore???You know what, the guy was better on the mic than Jack Black.

tele7

08-31-2006, 07:12 PM

I almost miss Fred Durst.

newport king

08-31-2006, 07:13 PM

no you dont.

Dirtybird12

08-31-2006, 07:16 PM

AXL ROSE IS BACK ON THE VMA's !!!! At what point does this dumb fuck figure out he is obsolete to 95% of the mtv viewers INTERNET KILLED THE VIDEO STAR

Dirtybird12

08-31-2006, 07:21 PM

that was such a plant. the black dude who jumped on the stage. MTV is so ERRR

newport king

08-31-2006, 07:21 PM

i enjoyed the black guy jumping the stage, with a working mic????this song sucks about closing a god damned door.

newport king

08-31-2006, 07:22 PM

axl still rocking the dreads. sigh.

Dirtybird12

08-31-2006, 07:26 PM

like anyone could get that close to rosie perez without security on him...and notice how he got the entire plug out before the aced the mic?MTV KNOWS their viewers are mush and will buy into it.

newport king

08-31-2006, 07:28 PM

these new wave/rock bands stink. they all look and sound the same. with their tight fancy clothes and uninspired music. does francis bean cobain have a band yet??

douchebagsean

08-31-2006, 08:38 PM

i totally agree, axl, jack black, mtv they all sucked.  and good
point also on al gore working the mic better than jack black. ..on a
side note am i the only one who thinks conan also blew during the emmys?

Sheeplovr

09-01-2006, 02:18 AM

am i the only one who thinks conan also blew during the emmys?yesunless you baseing everything on crowd reaction and didnt use your own brain

FUNKMAN

09-01-2006, 02:35 AM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Anybody watching this?I cant believe I'm about to say this, but JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ROCKED! he kicked ass on SNL as well...   funny stuff!no homo

A.J.

09-01-2006, 06:20 AM

TooCute wrote: Wow when did Jessica get so big? She looks great. <a href="http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2006/08/31/1789792.html" target="_self">Simpson admits to surgical work</a>.

terry1979

09-01-2006, 06:23 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  Bulldogcakes wrote: Seriously, Timberlake's "get your sexy" or whatever the name was was excellent. Groovin song, well choreographed routine and he managed somehow not to look lame or like he was trying too hard to be black. Very well done.  Jack Black is sucking dick.    Sexyback is a hot jam.  I agree. this is the gayest converstation I have ever witnessed or read...just had to throw that out there

EliSnow

09-01-2006, 06:30 AM

I thought they sucked last night.  Part of it is because I hate a lot of the celebrities presenting etc., but it wasn't funny or entertaining at all.

EliSnow

09-01-2006, 06:56 AM

Sheeplovr wrote:  am i the only one who thinks conan also blew during the emmys?  yesunless you baseing everything on crowd reaction and didnt use your own brain I agree with Sheepy.  Conan was great.

JimBeam

09-01-2006, 08:26 AM

I was looking at some of the pics through a link from Yahoo.After every 3rd pic they kept popping up that stupid Pepsi Jazz ad.I need some clarity as I've unfortunately seen this video way too many time while flipping channels.Is Dannity Kane that group that Puff Daddy put together ?Either way that " song " if you can call it that is absilute nonsense. Its like a rap song from 1974 where you just actually rhymed words and didnt put any thoughts into it.I thought Puff Daddy could at least steal somebody's song an " rework ".Plus those girls are not that hot. I mean maybe they'd be hot if they worked with you in your office where you had no other hot chicks except the 60 year old lady at the reception desk.While I'm on the topic those Pussycat Dolls are no beauties either.I mean a few have decent bodies but all are ugly in the face ( especially that lead singer and her big nose ).

lleeder

09-02-2006, 06:01 PM

CircusFreak wrote: like anyone could get that close to rosie perez without security on him...and notice how he got the entire plug out before the aced the mic?MTV KNOWS their viewers are mush and will buy into it.That wasn't Rosie Perez silly it was the first of the alien masters here to invade earth<a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/worldwithoutend4.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/reviews/rev422.html&h=240&w=320&sz=17&hl=en&start=23&tbnid=NHHApapKUVYMyM:&tbnh=89&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbathing%2Bcap%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D2 0%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN"><img height="89" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:NHHApapKUVYMyM:http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/worldwithoutend4.jpg" width="118" border="0" /></a>

Marc with a c

09-02-2006, 06:59 PM

ringtone of the year award? yikes

booster11373

09-02-2006, 07:14 PM

Didn't Panic at the Disco used to be called My Chemical Romance?

keithy_19

09-02-2006, 11:18 PM

this song sucks about closing a god damned door."Hi. We're panic at the disco! We love the ! at the end of our name. It screams excitement MAN! We are also so amazing, cause we got a record deal before even playing a show. Thank God for Pete Wentz from fall out boy for discovering us on Myspace. Thanks to Tom too. Thanks to the lead singer of Fall out boy for the vocal instruction. Maybe we'll release another album which won't sell before we fade away into the giant void in space known as shitty musical acts."By the way,  how was My Chemical Romance? Despite a lot of negative feelings towards them, I thinkt heya re a solid band that worked it's ass of tog et where they are today. The new song on they released is pretty f'ing good in my own humble, useless opinion.

Bulldogcakes

09-03-2006, 06:38 AM

<a href="http://broadcastingcable.com/article/CA6368436.html" target="_self" title="MTV VMAs ratings bomb out, again ">MTV VMAs ratings bomb out, again </a>The downward spiral of the MTV Video Music Awards' TV performance
continued Thursday night as the ceremony's audience plunged from last
year and VMA fans headed online.
The show, once a ratings juggernaut for MTV, pulled in an average of
just 5.77 million total viewers over its three hour telecast starting
at 8 p.m., down 28% from the 8 million viewers it averaged last year,
according to preliminary data from Nielsen Media Research. Just two
years ago, the show brought in nearly double last night's audience-10.3
million viewers.  <a href="http://broadcastingcable.com/article/CA6368436.html" target="_self" title="MTV VMAs ratings bomb out, again "></a>

JimBeam

09-09-2006, 09:23 AM

I saw that they were giving Michael Jackson some type of life tim achievement award.This raises several questions.One is didnt her get one a few years ago ? As far as I know he hasnt achieved anything in the last few years other than being put on trial for being a kiddie toucher. Oh wait alleged kiddie toucher.Which leads to question #2. Does MTV just want to spite rest of the sane nor mal world ?I mean why would you give an award or even acknowledge the presence of somebody so universally despised by the aformetnioned " normal " person, especially when they've been irrelevant musically for the last 10 years, unless of course you were just sticking it to them.And I think somebody mentioned it earlier but whats with John Norris' blonde hair ?Thats creepy. 58 year old men, or however old he is, shouldnt be dying their hair like that.Maybe you think you're fooling the 12 year olds watching but those of that have seen you on MTV for like 20 years know your secret.Oh and I dont know if it was captured by the keen eye of others but I saw more celluite jiggling on Jennifer Lopez than I've seen on the arms of fat old women in the supermarket.And dynamite job by her of not saying Pearl Jam's name correctly.I guess she needs the studio techs that produce her " music " to dub her readings as well.