Star Wars Geeks Wet Dream

[booster11373]

<p>Female Stormtroopers for the Submissive in every fanboy, not bad looking either</p><p><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=8393">http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&amp;entry_id=8393</a>. there are two hotter chicks on the site address</p><p><img src="http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/08/29/femtroopers_2240x320.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

just saying HOT or BATCH doesnt really cover it.&nbsp; thank you.

[lleeder]

They'd be hotter if they kept the helmets on

[JustJon]

Right up there with the <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,71267-0.html" target="_blank">Cult of the Leia's Metal Bikini</a><br />

[Sheeplovr]

how can there be girl storm troopers they are clones they cant be girls this is so unhot for being factully wrong<br />

[booster11373]

was it ever stated the the Stormtroopers in the original trilogy were clones? if not there your loophole

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by booster11373 on 9-1-06 @ 3:18 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

it was never stated, i assumed the same thing as sheepy.&nbsp;

[MadMatt]

<strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br />was it ever stated the the Stormtroopers in the original trilogy were clones? if not there your loophole <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by booster11373 on 9-1-06 @ 3:18 PM</span> <p><font size="2">I'm with you on that; I don't think they kept using clones.&nbsp; As proof, Han Solo was a pilot for the Empire before he defied orders, quit, and became a smuggler.</font></p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>I remember seeing something called &quot;Trooper Groupies&quot; - girls who dressed like Cheerleaders crossed with Stormtroopers...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />how can there be girl storm troopers they are clones they cant be girls this is so unhot for being factully wrong<br />
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>EU.&nbsp; 'Nuff said.</p><p>Besides, by the time of Ep4, they aren't all Jango clones anymore.&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I remember seeing something called &quot;Trooper Groupies&quot; - girls who dressed like Cheerleaders crossed with Stormtroopers...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i never dounted you for a minute</p><p>http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/413.jpg</p>

[booster11373]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I remember seeing something called &quot;Trooper Groupies&quot; - girls who dressed like Cheerleaders crossed with Stormtroopers...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i never dounted you for a minute</p><p><img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/413.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>It might be weird or incredibly hot&nbsp;to bang them with the helmet on</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It might be weird or incredibly hot&nbsp;to bang them with the helmet on</p><p>Don't worry, after a while you'll get used to wearing condoms.</p>

[blakjeezis]

<p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">they aren't all <strong>D</strong>jango clones anymore.</span><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="258" height="251" border="0" src="http://www.redhotjazz.com/django.gif" /> </p><p>And while the soldiering quality may have gone up, the Imperial Jazz Ensemble has never quite recovered. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by blakjeezis on 9-1-06 @ 4:14 PM</span>

[TheMojoPin]

<p>Sadly, as time wore on, the Stormtroopers could only be cloned from the DNA of the SECOND best jazz guitarist in the world...</p><p>Which makes sense, since shooting Jawas outside of their sand-tank-dealie is probably comparable to shooting rats down at the dump.</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br />was it ever stated the the Stormtroopers in the original trilogy were clones? if not there your loophole <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by booster11373 on 9-1-06 @ 3:18 PM</span> <p><font size="2">I'm with you on that; I don't think they kept using clones.&nbsp; As proof, Han Solo was a pilot for the Empire before he defied orders, quit, and became a smuggler.</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">He was a pilot, not&nbsp;a stormtrooper.&nbsp; The&nbsp; stormtroopers could still be clones, with other positions filled by non-clones.&nbsp; Though I agree that clones probably weren't be using anymore as of Ep IV.&nbsp; </font></p>

[SatCam]

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/08/29/femtroopers_2240x320.jpg

These chicks are gonna have to take the armor off to prove that their boobies are really that big. They can cheat with plastic.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/413.jpg

Same goes for these babes. Take off the helmets!!!

[MadMatt]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br />was it ever stated the the Stormtroopers in the original trilogy were clones? if not there your loophole <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by booster11373 on 9-1-06 @ 3:18 PM</span> <p><font size="2">I'm with you on that; I don't think they kept using clones.&nbsp; As proof, Han Solo was a pilot for the Empire before he defied orders, quit, and became a smuggler.</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">He was a pilot, not&nbsp;a stormtrooper.&nbsp; The&nbsp; stormtroopers could still be clones, with other positions filled by non-clones.&nbsp; Though I agree that clones probably weren't be using anymore as of Ep IV.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">I know Han wasn't a stormtrooper, I was just extrapolating info.&nbsp; In the &quot;first 3&quot; movies <em><strong>all</strong></em> of the jobs were filled by clones; troopers, pilots, everything.&nbsp; If by Episode 4 they had stopped using clones for every job, you might figure non-clones might also be stormtroopers.</font></p><p><font size="2">Of course I could be wrong - I'm not <em>enough</em> of a geek to know for sure.</font></p>

[BACH16207]

<strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Female Stormtroopers for the Submissive in every fanboy, not bad looking either</p><p><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=8393">http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&amp;entry_id=8393</a>. there are two hotter chicks on the site address</p><p><img src="http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/08/29/femtroopers_2240x320.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><font color="#9900ff" size="2">These chicks are &quot;not bad looking&quot;? Dude, I sooner fuck R2D2.</font></p>

[TheMojoPin]

<p>Only if the dwarf is still inside of him.&nbsp; Best game of keep-away....EVER.</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Did Palpatine have Force Viagara?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="300" height="400" border="0" src="http://tk7602.com/gallery/albums/dcon2004/halls/normal_IMG_2384.JPG" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p><img width="400" height="488" border="0" src="http://kincharbamin.com/imImages/elvis-400px-Sep-8-2003-8-46-44.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="488" src="http://kincharbamin.com/imImages/elvis-400px-Sep-8-2003-8-46-44.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i love the side burns</p>

[Judge Smails]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Did Palpatine have Force Viagara?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="400" src="http://tk7602.com/gallery/albums/dcon2004/halls/normal_IMG_2384.JPG" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I've got a feeling that once you take the helmet off, she looks like this:</p><p><img height="430" alt="http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/jazzhandsbig.jpg" src="http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/jazzhandsbig.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p>

[booster11373]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="488" src="http://kincharbamin.com/imImages/elvis-400px-Sep-8-2003-8-46-44.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i love the side burns</p><p>I just assumed all Stormtroopers looked like this under the helmet</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p><img src="http://a.focus.de/G/GE/UPLOAD/HBKTAhYaaZe.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;These are not the jews you're looking for.&quot;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://a.focus.de/G/GE/UPLOAD/HBKTAhYaaZe.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;These are not the jews you're looking for.&quot;</p><p>desert gear storm troopers</p>

[Furtherman]

&quot;Aren't you a little curvy for a stormtrooper?&quot;

[Don Stugots]

<p>&quot;arnet you a litte too bitchy for a stormtrooper?&quot;</p><p>&quot;arent you bleeding from your crotch too much to be a stormtrooper?&quot;</p>