Paris Snubbed

[JimBeam]

<p>From WWTDD.com :</p><p><a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/?start=0" target="_blank">http://www.wwtdd.com/?start=0</a></p><p>Just a week after Paris Hilton glared at ex-BFF Tara Reid while she stood on the outside looking in at Hyde in Los Angeles, Paris and sidekick Brandon Davis were denied entrance to Bungalow 8 in New York City last Thursday night after the MTV Music Awards.&nbsp; Paris broke down in tears and Davis scuffled with police before they were sent away.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.lime-light.org/xmb/">Limelight.org</a> says:<br /></p>Paris is photographed with boyfriend Brandon Davis and Puff Daddy trying to enter a private VMA 2006 after party with no luck. Police arrive and Brandon Davis is seen arguing with one of the officers. Paris is shown upset and crying and comforted by a female friend.<p></p><p>I'm glad to see that its worth crying over. Good thing she has some sende of reality.</p><p>And is that dude Davis actually getting forceful with the cop ?</p><p>How do you not drop him like the piece of sh*t he is ?</p><p>I don't care that there's cameras and people around you give him a nice arm bar and thumb to the eye so that you can &quot; contain the situation &quot;.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>i thought this thread was going to be about France.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>p.s. i did check to see which forum this topic was in to be sure not to make an inapporiate remark in the wrong place.&nbsp; </p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i thought this thread was going to be about France.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>p.s. i did check to see which forum this topic was in to be sure not to make an inapporiate remark in the wrong place.&nbsp; </p><p>Paris: heard from always, paid attention to never.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>See, if you stick with unfunny remarks like mine above, they are both allowed and disdained in every forum.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>so i should be less funny?&nbsp; </p>

[narc]

Brandon Davis is her boyfriend now? He's totally gay though. He'd be more straight if he had a dildo mounted so its ahead of him all the time, like you see done with carrots in old cartoons.<br><p>
I'm also shocked Douggrasso didn't start this thread.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 9-5-06 @ 2:17 PM</span>

[A.J.]

For the next episode of <em>The Simple Life</em>, can they send her and her friends diving among stingrays off of Australia?

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br>For the next episode of <em>The Simple Life</em>, can they send her and her friends diving among stingrays off of Australia?<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

That wouldn't work. Paris doesn't actually have a human heart to get stabbed through.

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Brandon Davis is her boyfriend now? He's totally gay though. He'd be more straight if he had a dildo mounted so its ahead of him all the time, like you see done with carrots in old cartoons.<br /><p>I'm also shocked Douggrasso didn't start this thread. <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by narc on 9-5-06 @ 2:17 PM</span> </p><p>i mainly stick to britney and kfed stories....paris hilton is beneath my dignity!</p>

[OGC]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />For the next episode of <em>The Simple Life</em>, can they send her and her friends diving among stingrays off of Australia? <p>&nbsp;</p>That wouldn't work. Paris doesn't actually have a human heart to get stabbed through. <p>And she is used to getting stuck with pricks.</p>

[walking joint]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>so i should be less funny?&nbsp; </p><p>you have quite a task on your hands</p>