Lindsay Lohan Reveals her Firecrotch

[Jennitalia]

<p>Thought some of you guys might like this, or, like me, find it a tad disturbing.</p><p>&nbsp;<a href="http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_unveils_her_firecrotch_20060905.php">http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_unveils_her_firecrotch_20060905.php</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh, NSFW</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>cute photshop mike is at it again!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

let's get some&nbsp;marshmallows and some sticks...

[TheGameHHH]

that just doesnt look real, i wish it did.

[The Jays]

jesus christ, what is she, in heat?

[FUNKMAN]

<p>don't let the door hitch ya where the devil splitch ya...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>hey that's catchy...</p>

[Lumber]

<p><img height="120" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/lumber/thlick-1.gif" width="160" border="0" /></p><p>I`m good at it...</p>

[suggums]

jesus, now im starvin<br />

[tele7]

<img src="http://www.patrickcudahy.com/jpgs/product-pics/whole-deli-sandwich.jpg" border="0" />

[overyoo]

<p><img height="90" alt="Image Preview" src="http://www.gotouring.com/razzledazzle/images/friedfish-600.jpg" width="150" border="1" /></p><p>Mmmmmmm red snapper?</p>

[suggums]

<p><img width="205" height="140" border="0" src="http://www.elmonterey.com/images/recipe-55-french-toast-breakfast-taco-sm.jpg" /></p><p>i was thinking more of a spicy chicken taco, yum&nbsp;</p>

[Davios]

<p>The best part of that picture was the comment one user left,</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;BLEACH! </p><p>I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES!&quot;</p>

[tele7]

<p><a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mutantreviewers.com/ryf2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mutantreviewers.com/ryf.html&h=181&w=194&sz=23&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=MUfKU-2u_83qdM:&tbnh=96&tbnw=103&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfire%2Bbad%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26l r%3D%26sa%3DG"><img height="96" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:MUfKU-2u_83qdM:http://www.mutantreviewers.com/ryf2.jpg" width="103" border="0" /></a></p>

[fleshysilo]

<p><font size="1">LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING I STUCK UNDER MY DESK IN FIFTH GRADE</font></p>

[Gaia]

<p>HAHAH! You guy's are hilarious....</p><p>Ewww........</p><p>Is it just me or does her wrist look freakishly small in that guys hand? What's she up to now? 7&nbsp;maybe 8 pounds? </p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />jesus, now im starvin<br /><p>you took my line, but its oh so true.&nbsp; yummy.&nbsp; the only draw back for me is that she wasnt wearing any underwear for me to steal.&nbsp;&nbsp;i wonder how firecrotch undies would smell?</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote: <p>you took my line, but its oh so true.&nbsp; yummy.&nbsp; the only draw back for me is that she wasnt wearing any underwear for me to steal.&nbsp;&nbsp;i wonder how firecrotch undies would smell?</p><p>dave didn't send you some of his old ones.&nbsp; he must like me better.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>PearlNecklace</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote: <p>you took my line, but its oh so true.&nbsp; yummy.&nbsp; the only draw back for me is that she wasnt wearing any underwear for me to steal.&nbsp;&nbsp;i wonder how firecrotch undies would smell?</p><p>dave didn't send you some of his old ones.&nbsp; he must like me better.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

[bobrobot]

<p><img height="395" src="http://www.bagels.co.nz/images/Rare-Roast-Beefhilly-bagel.jpg" width="440" border="0" /></p><p>That 3rd photo (the close up) would make a lovely album cover!!!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 9-6-06 @ 8:36 AM</span>

[A.J.]

<img height="314" src="http://www.aeoweb.com/hazmat_suit.gif" width="434" border="0" />

[Grendel_Kahn]

<p><font size="3">You are kidding right?&nbsp; Really?&nbsp; You think
this way?&nbsp; Because I would jump on her and bang away until my dick
fell off. Even when she was too skinny. &nbsp; And I am SURE if she
came up to ANY of you and hit on you in a bar, you would ALLL&nbsp;
think you hit the &quot;I'm getting laid&quot; jackpot.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Give
the girl a break.&nbsp; SHe's a shitty actress with one thing going for
her.&nbsp; Don't take that away too.</font></p><p><font size="3">&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="3">&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="3">On the P.S.:</font></p><p><font size="3">&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="3">How long before&nbsp; we get her in Playboy?&nbsp; Shannon Dohrety long?&nbsp; </font><br />
</p>

[IamFogHat]

<strong>Grendel_Kahn</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">You are kidding right?&nbsp; Really?&nbsp; You think this way?&nbsp; Because I would jump on her and bang away until my dick fell off. Even when she was too skinny. &nbsp; And I am SURE if she came up to ANY of you and hit on you in a bar, you would ALLL&nbsp; think you hit the &quot;I'm getting laid&quot; jackpot.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Give the girl a break.&nbsp; SHe's a shitty actress with one thing going for her.&nbsp; Don't take that away too.</font></p><p><font size="3" /></p><p><font size="3" /></p><p><font size="3">On the P.S.:</font></p><p><font size="3" /></p><p><font size="3">How long before&nbsp; we get her in Playboy?&nbsp; Shannon Dohrety long?&nbsp; </font><br /></p><p>Don't worry gang, he's straight.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Grendel_Kahn</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">You are kidding right?&nbsp; Really?&nbsp; You think this way?&nbsp; Because I would jump on her and bang away until my dick fell off. Even when she was too skinny. &nbsp; And I am SURE if she came up to ANY of you and hit on you in a bar, you would ALLL&nbsp; think you hit the &quot;I'm getting laid&quot; jackpot.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Give the girl a break.&nbsp; SHe's a shitty actress with one thing going for her.&nbsp; Don't take that away too.</font></p><p><font size="3" /></p><p><font size="3" /></p><p><font size="3">On the P.S.:</font></p><p><font size="3" /></p><p><font size="3">How long before&nbsp; we get her in Playboy?&nbsp; Shannon Dohrety long?&nbsp; </font><br /></p><p>i dont know if i would fuck till my dick fell off, since i never want to imagine that happening, but i would fuck her till her box was broken.&nbsp; the playboy layout can not come fast enough for me.&nbsp; shitty actress?&nbsp; yes.&nbsp; hot piece of ass? without a doubt.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; i wonder if she tastes like dognuts.</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>Ummm whens the last time you people have been laid?</p><p>It's a vagina... jeesh. calm down. </p><p>show a little respect!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<font size="3"><font size="3"><font size="3"> <p>&nbsp;i wonder if she tastes like dognuts.</p><p><font size="1">you're so cute.</font></p></font></font></font>

[2HoT]

<p>Good holy God she is a mess.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Here's to 30 more years of Jay Leno punchlines...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Grendel_Kahn]

<font size="2">I'm not too proud to tell you, that reply made me laugh out loud.&nbsp; Because it's so true. <br />
</font>

[SatCam]

Because I would jump on her and bang away until my dick fell off.

So you'd bang her once?

[lleeder]

Id bang her and make her do the proper British accent she used in The Parent Trap movie...too much?

[cougarjake13]

i'd eat that roast beef sandwich

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Lindsay Lohan Reveals her Firecrotch</font></strong> </p><p>i think i know who started that fire</p><p><img height="300" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4EiWv9ES78AhwejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=126l3hjl1/EXP=1157671842/**http%3a//news.pipex.com/Images/ProdigyKeithFlint.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[Gaia]

<p>Now when I see her all I can think of is a huge wad of.............</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="94" src="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/rfgaia/bigle.jpg" width="147" border="0" /></p>

[Reephdweller]

<p><img height="280" src="http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/reuters_ids/20060906/i/1872639090.jpg" width="450" border="0" /></p><p><font size="5">I'd hit it!</font></p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">My balls &gt; her chooch</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">(wrinkles add &quot;character&quot;...)</font></strong></p><p><img height="336" src="http://www.bumpernuts.com/truck%20balls.JPG" width="448" border="0" /></p>

[JustJon]

picture is fake.&nbsp; The real one can be found on bastardly.com.&nbsp; She was wearing pink panties in the original picture.<br />

[TheGameHHH]

Really? who saw that comming?

[JimBeam]

How do we know the new pics, with skivees, aren;t fake ?

[grlNIN]

Either way her vagina probably looks like a monster's ass.<br />

[fleshysilo]

<font size="3">GOD DAMN RED RICH CUNT!!!!!</font>

[PapaBear]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000099">My balls &gt; her chooch</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">(wrinkles add &quot;character&quot;...)</font></strong></p><p><img height="336" src="http://www.bumpernuts.com/truck%20balls.JPG" width="448" border="0" /></p><p>Damn I'm getting sick of seeing those things on Jeeps. What's even worse is when someone hangs them off the back of a compact car.</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">Geez, it's not bad enough that poor Lindsay gets her photoshopped privates shown on the internet, now someone tries to steal her bag with the&nbsp;family jewels.</font></p><p><a href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23366175-details/Airport+thief+robs+film+star+Lohan+of+jewels+worth +œ500k/article.do">http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23366175-details/Airport+thief+robs+film+star+Lohan+of+jewels+worth +&pound;500k/article.do</a></p>

[Patches]

<p><span class="post_edited">NEVERMIND</span></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Patches on 9-8-06 @ 1:09 PM</span>

[JimBeam]

<p>According to WWTDD.com ( which by now is my sole source for news outside of this board )today the original pictures, with the mangled cooch, were real :</p><p><a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/?start=6" target="_blank">http://www.wwtdd.com/?start=6</a></p><p>While you're over there watch the unrelated video of the reporter getting attacked.</p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>JimBeam</strong> wrote:<br /><p>According to WWTDD.com ( which by now is my sole source for news outside of this board )today the original pictures, with the mangled cooch, were real :</p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.wwtdd.com/?start=6">http://www.wwtdd.com/?start=6</a></p><p>While you're over there watch the unrelated video of the reporter getting attacked.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yeah, the big story on the entertainment gossip sites yesterday became which pic was faked and which was real, but looks like it came down to the vag.<br /></p>

[mikeyboy]

<a href="http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/09/blohan-shows-her-kitty-again.html" target="_self">NSFW - She really needs to learn to put on some underpants.</a>

[Doogie]

Wouldnt it be great if she had a string hanging out the end of that photograph??

[FUNKMAN]

<p>people shouldn't be looking, it's not nice...&nbsp; shame&nbsp;on you</p>

[reeshy]

Did you go blind yet, Funk????????????????<br />

[Don Stugots]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Did you go blind yet, Funk????????????????<br /><p>i have yet to blink.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Did you go blind yet, Funk????????????????<br /><p>not yet, i'm using welders goggles...</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Doctor Z]

Jeeze... twice in one week. "OH, good lord!"

[A.J.]

<p>It looks mangled.</p><p>Or maybe I just haven't seen one in a long, long time.</p>