Am I gay because I like.... [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Snoogans

09-07-2006, 02:06 PM

I figure, everyone likes something they also think is kinda gay. So this thread is for everyone with the balls to post there thing and let others judge. I'll start. For some fucked up reason, I actually like the new Justin Timberlake song, "Sexy Back". Mainly it's the beat, but whatever it is, I leave it on when it comes on

joeyballsack

09-07-2006, 02:08 PM

Do you jerk off when you watch the video ?If not..your probably ok.

HBox

09-07-2006, 02:10 PM

I say yes in light of other corroborating evidence.

Snoogans

09-07-2006, 02:12 PM

what corroborating evidence, and no i dont jerk off to the video. I dont even watch videos

HBox

09-07-2006, 02:14 PM

Jack Johnson mainly. And your man crush on Brandon Jacobs.

Snoogans

09-07-2006, 02:17 PM

both acceptable

HBox

09-07-2006, 02:21 PM

Not when you have fantasies of Brandon Jacobs breaking off an 80 yard TD run and then him spotting you waiting for him in the Giants Stadium wind tunnel, slowly taking off his helmet and licking his lips as he jogs to you and plants a big wet open-mouthed kiss.No, you never mentioned this but the way you talk about him it couldn't be more obvious that you dream this nightly.

Snoogans

09-07-2006, 02:24 PM

funny i didnt know sayin damn jacobs is nasty a couple times translates into all that

Marc with a c

09-07-2006, 02:27 PM

i like the song as well.  and i haven't been gay for quite some time.

HBox

09-07-2006, 02:30 PM

Snoogans wrote: funny i didnt know sayin damn jacobs is nasty a couple times translates into all that No, but saying "I really think he;s going to be a star. How couldn't he be with those chizzled abs and buttery ass.*"*second sentence may or may not have happened 

This message was edited by HBox on 9-7-06 @ 6:30 PM

Sheeplovr

09-07-2006, 02:34 PM

you forgot to add "not that theres anything wrong with it"

TheArtOfTheFU

09-07-2006, 02:46 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: you forgot to add "not that theres anything wrong with it"  And "it doesn't make you a bad person"

Hottub

09-07-2006, 03:19 PM

occasionally digging Tom Jones. A guilty, gay pleasure I guess.I also love having my body rubbed with aloe based lotions. I am so supple and sweet smelling after that.         But then again, the lotion application usually leads to me impaling Mrs. Tub for minutes at a time!Maybe not so gay!

SatCam

09-07-2006, 03:27 PM

Am I gay because I like to have sex with men?

SatCam

09-07-2006, 03:29 PM

but decline a reach around?

signed,

crusty colon in connecticut

Lumber

09-07-2006, 03:38 PM

Am I gay because I keep my "Rig" Trimmed. 

reeshy

09-07-2006, 03:44 PM

Snoogy,   Do you like to take romantic rides on the subway??????

Hottub

09-07-2006, 03:47 PM

I like to know narcs are watching me rinse my balls in a sink at Penn Station!

Hottub

09-07-2006, 04:24 PM

...the way that Mojo calls me his "little bitch".

sr71blackbird

09-07-2006, 04:29 PM

I like taking bubble baths

FezPaul

09-07-2006, 04:30 PM

...because I think the Replacements were still a good band after Bob Stinson left. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

Hottub

09-07-2006, 04:31 PM

FezPaul wrote: ...because I think the Replacements were still a good band after Bob Stinson left. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />... I know who the fuck Bob Stinson is.

FezPaul

09-07-2006, 04:34 PM

Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: ...because I think the Replacements were still a good band after Bob Stinson left. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />... I know who the fuck Bob Stinson is.sssshhhhh, I'm taunting Mojo.

Dougie Brootal

09-07-2006, 04:48 PM

am i gay for liking these?<img height="300" src="http://www.poster.net/bon-jovi/bon-jovi-portrait-white-4003703.jpg" width="298" border="0" /><img height="510" src="http://holly.colostate.edu/~jsoliver/poison%20copy.gif" width="372" border="0" /><img height="300" src="http://entertainment.pipex.com/Images/WWEPipex.jpg" width="300" border="0" />     o yeah, i also wear my girlfriends underwear sometimes....Strictly for Comfort!!

This message was edited by douggrasso on 9-7-06 @ 8:52 PM

Bulldogcakes

09-07-2006, 05:04 PM

Hottub wrote: occasionally digging Tom Jones. A guilty, gay pleasure I guess.  <img width="400" height="500" border="0" src="http://www.poster.net/jones-tom/jones-tom-photo-tom-jones-6227825.jpg" /> "Its not unusal"

ShelleBink

09-07-2006, 05:33 PM

Its a good song damnit.  And please don't be gay, I don't want to be held responsible.

DoubleJ

09-07-2006, 05:39 PM

"Its not unusal"
<a target='blank' href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3ANUkOyDNQ>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3ANUkOyDNQ</a>

Carlton likes that song, too

zildjian361

09-07-2006, 05:43 PM

douggrasso wrote: am i gay for liking these?<img height="300" src="http://www.poster.net/bon-jovi/bon-jovi-portrait-white-4003703.jpg" width="298" border="0" /><img height="510" src="http://holly.colostate.edu/~jsoliver/poison%20copy.gif" width="372" border="0" /><img height="300" src="http://entertainment.pipex.com/Images/WWEPipex.jpg" width="300" border="0" />     o yeah, i also wear my girlfriends underwear sometimes....Strictly for Comfort!!This message was edited by douggrasso on 9-7-06 @ 8:52 PM            hell ya '

Don Stugots

09-07-2006, 05:57 PM

am i gay because i like kelly clarkson and jewel songs?  i think they are both hot chicks and have such soft angelic voices.  after a stressful of fighting with sub contractors and clients Jewels voice melts the stress away.  its like being in a hot bath with flower pedals in it and the smell of scented candels fill the room while i sip some pinot gregio. 

Snoogans

09-07-2006, 06:01 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: am i gay because i like kelly clarkson and jewel songs? i think they are both hot chicks and have such soft angelic voices. after a stressful of fighting with sub contractors and clients Jewels voice melts the stress away. its like being in a hot bath with flower pedals in it and the smell of scented candels fill the room while i sip some pinot gregio.   don't agree with the artists, but agree with the logic.

ShelleBink

09-07-2006, 06:08 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  its like being in a hot bath with flower pedals in it and the smell of scented candels fill the room while i sip some pinot gregio.   Hmm... I know how that would be just one step better.

HBox

09-07-2006, 06:11 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: am i gay because i like kelly clarkson and jewel songs? i think they are both hot chicks and have such soft angelic voices. after a stressful of fighting with sub contractors and clients Jewels voice melts the stress away. its like being in a hot bath with flower pedals in it and the smell of scented candels fill the room while i sip some pinot gregio.   And wait for Derek Jeter to strut in and cornhole you.

Don Stugots

09-07-2006, 06:22 PM

ShelleBink wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote:  its like being in a hot bath with flower pedals in it and the smell of scented candels fill the room while i sip some pinot gregio.   Hmm... I know how that would be just one step better. you do?  please feel free to share.  if its really good, PM me.

ShelleBink

09-07-2006, 06:59 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: ShelleBink wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: its like being in a hot bath with flower pedals in it and the smell of scented candels fill the room while i sip some pinot gregio. Hmm... I know how that would be just one step better. you do? please feel free to share. if its really good, PM me.   Nah i'm keeping it in the fantasy file.  Gotta stock up since I'm going to be single for a long time.

JamMaster

09-07-2006, 11:34 PM

I know this is bad...but I kinda like that Paris Hilton song that came out.<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613</a>Yeah this is pretty gay, not that there is anything wrong with it. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" />

A.J.

09-08-2006, 03:53 AM

Hottub wrote: I also love having my body rubbed with aloe based lotions. I am so supple and sweet smelling after that.You just don't want to get the hose.<img height="579" src="http://img105.exs.cx/img105/6748/buffaloschool24ez.jpg" width="454" border="0" />

Bulldogcakes

09-08-2006, 03:58 PM

DoubleJ wrote: "Its not unusal"
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3ANUkOyDNQ" target="blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3ANUkOyDNQ</a>

Carlton likes that song, too Oh that cracked me up! <blockquote />

timhorton

09-08-2006, 08:02 PM

ShelleBink wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote:  its like being in a hot bath with flower pedals in it and the smell of scented candels fill the room while i sip some pinot gregio.   Hmm... I know how that would be just one step better.   No you're gay cause you can't spell.....no homo? no spello..pinot grigio

Don Stugots

09-09-2006, 04:43 AM

just proof positive that i am not gay.  only a gay guy would know how it is spelled.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />