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Thebazile78

09-08-2006, 04:29 AM

You know who you are, and because I don't always match your "real names" with your message board handles, I have a lot of trouble doing the individual shout-outs for "mad props" to all y'all who've made donations to my 2006 Avon Walk NYC fundraising. (I do try, but, again, it's not easy because I lurk but rarely post and never hang out anymore.)  Your generosity, and -in some cases I am sure- Alyssa Milano fandom, has pushed me to $1300, which is WAAAAAAY up from my previous total of $550. AWESOME job guys, and I really appreciate it. As of 9/8/2006, I now need only $500 to meet my $1800 goal. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" />Thank you again. . .as we always knew, there's no group of people more generous than the folks of RonFez.net. You're the bestest.

Fallon

09-08-2006, 08:07 AM

Part of my agreement w/ Tenbats is you have to punch him in the nuts. He said it's okay, just don't let him know when it's gonna happen.

Tall_James

09-08-2006, 08:49 AM

Look, my wife is a lawyer.  If Tenbats is using some sort of legal mumbo-jumbo into forcing you to marry him we can take care of it.  Does he have a member of your family tied up in the basement, Kim Bauer style? What?  You're doing this of your own choice?  Then I wash my hands of the whole affair.

Don Stugots

09-08-2006, 09:36 AM

Fallon wrote: Part of my agreement w/ Tenbats is you have to punch him in the nuts. He said it's okay, just don't let him know when it's gonna happen. i did the same.  so you have to do it twice.  but when you do it for my request, you have to say "that was for sheepy!"

jeffdwright2001

09-08-2006, 09:40 AM

Tall_James wrote: Look, my wife is a lawyer.  If Tenbats is using some sort of legal mumbo-jumbo into forcing you to marry him we can take care of it.  Does he have a member of your family tied up in the basement, Kim Bauer style? What?  You're doing this of your own choice?  Then I wash my hands of the whole affair.I've got dibbs on the unwanted affair.  I can sell that thing on e-bay and make tons of money for you.

Tenbatsuzen

09-08-2006, 09:51 AM

Fallon wrote: Part of my agreement w/ Tenbats is you have to punch him in the nuts. He said it's okay, just don't let him know when it's gonna happen.    Ironically enough, she punched me in the nuts the first night we met.

Tenbatsuzen

09-08-2006, 09:51 AM

re-reading the original post... my fiance used clappy hands. the wedding is fucking OFF!

Don Stugots

09-08-2006, 09:54 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  Fallon wrote: Part of my agreement w/ Tenbats is you have to punch him in the nuts. He said it's okay, just don't let him know when it's gonna happen.    Ironically enough, she punched me in the nuts the first night we met.  i know, i know, i read all about on your myspace page.  btw, what you dont want to be friends with me?  no wonder sheepy doesnt like you.

Thebazile78

09-08-2006, 10:31 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: re-reading the original post... my fiance used clappy hands. the wedding is fucking OFF!   They didn't have a hockey helmet, so bite me.

Thebazile78

09-08-2006, 10:33 AM

Tall_James wrote: Look, my wife is a lawyer. If Tenbats is using some sort of legal mumbo-jumbo into forcing you to marry him we can take care of it. Does he have a member of your family tied up in the basement, Kim Bauer style? What? You're doing this of your own choice? Then I wash my hands of the whole affair.  I write contracts for a living and fear no clauses, pleadings or other forms. He's got nothin' on me.  And if your wife is a lawyer, she might use one of the books I work on in her practice.

Thebazile78

09-08-2006, 10:34 AM

Ironically enough, she punched me in the nuts the first night we met. I think that's more of a "coincidentally. . ." but maybe that's just me. . .

Tenbatsuzen

09-08-2006, 10:38 AM

Thebazile78 wrote: Ironically enough, she punched me in the nuts the first night we met.  I think that's more of a "coincidentally. . ." but maybe that's just me. . .    Testicle pain always has a level of irony to it. Enjoy your lunch today?  I was heartbroken.

Tenbatsuzen

09-08-2006, 10:52 AM

She took away a sandwich.  I am INCONSOLABLE.

Thebazile78

09-08-2006, 10:57 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: She took away a sandwich. I am INCONSOLABLE.   How dare I eat my own leftovers!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" />

Stankfoot

09-08-2006, 11:21 AM

get a room, you two!

Thebazile78

09-12-2006, 04:55 PM

"It was heaven in two-and-a-half rooms. . .but, y'know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic!"(Kander & Ebb) <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" />

Tenbatsuzen

09-12-2006, 05:05 PM

please stop with the smiley faces.  you have a degree in english for god's sakes

Thebazile78

09-12-2006, 05:11 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: please stop with the smiley faces. you have a degree in english for god's sakes    *sigh* And this is coming from the same man who used the "Wedding Bells" soap I bought in Cape May this weekend. . .cute little white bells in the middle of a bar of translucent soap.  (Sorry guys, I haven't got a pic of this adorable bar soap, but will give the shop a shameless plug if asked.)  So stop hatin' on the smiley faces, man, you're harshin' my buzz.

Hottub

09-12-2006, 05:12 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: please stop with the smiley faces.  you have a degree in english for god's sakes  "...and I got a degree in nothing." BTW, it is a degree in English.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" />  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />

Tenbatsuzen

09-12-2006, 05:16 PM

Hottub wrote:"...and I got a degree in nothing."    BA in communications.  Close enough!

Thebazile78

09-12-2006, 05:18 PM

Hottub wrote: BTW, it is a degree in English. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" /> <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" />  That's what I said. Besides, I spend the day working through the crap that a bunch of lawyers wrote. I think I'm entitled to a lapse in judgement and several smileys because our books don't have anything fun in them. Not even the "timing," "warning," and "caution" icons in the AnswerGuide series can come close, despite the fact that they try really, really hard.  Now, if  someone will add a smiley with a hockey helmet, I'll be in heaven.

Tenbatsuzen

09-12-2006, 05:18 PM

Thebazile78 wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: please stop with the smiley faces. you have a degree in english for god's sakes *sigh* And this is coming from the same man who used the "Wedding Bells" soap I bought in Cape May this weekend. . .cute little white bells in the middle of a bar of translucent soap. (Sorry guys, I haven't got a pic of this adorable bar soap, but will give the shop a shameless plug if asked.) So stop hatin' on the smiley faces, man, you're harshin' my buzz.    Considering your fascination with an Asian man with horrific skin and a new-healed wrist, I doubt my hatred of smileys will harsh your buzz

Hottub

09-12-2006, 05:18 PM

Missed the joke.You were coming along so well.

HBox

09-12-2006, 05:26 PM

Thebazile78 wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: please stop with the smiley faces. you have a degree in english for god's sakes *sigh* And this is coming from the same man who used the "Wedding Bells" soap I bought in Cape May this weekend. . .cute little white bells in the middle of a bar of translucent soap. (Sorry guys, I haven't got a pic of this adorable bar soap, but will give the shop a shameless plug if asked.) So stop hatin' on the smiley faces, man, you're harshin' my buzz.   <img border="0" src="http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/3212/fightzv6.gif" /> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Don Stugots

09-12-2006, 05:29 PM

i love all the inside jokes and insults.  all we need know is sheepy chiming in with how matty always penis on his breathe or something.BTW matty, my BA is in communications too.  it worked so well for me when i was a carpenter and now a construction manager.Braz keep smilin baby!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />    <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />

Tenbatsuzen

09-12-2006, 05:32 PM

She's just pissed I didn't take her to Coldstone tonight.  I told her I'd get her Birthday Cake Remix this weekend.

HBox

09-12-2006, 05:41 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: She's just pissed I didn't take her to Coldstone tonight. I told her I'd get her Birthday Cake Remix this weekend.   That place gives me the douche chills.

Don Stugots

09-12-2006, 05:44 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: She's just pissed I didn't take her to Coldstone tonight.  I told her I'd get her Birthday Cake Remix this weekend.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" />

Fallon

09-12-2006, 08:24 PM

Thebazile78 wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: re-reading the original post... my fiance used clappy hands. the wedding is fucking OFF! They didn't have a hockey helmet, so bite me.   <img width="200" height="192" border="0" src="http://www.helmetguy.com/gallery/albums/Smiley-mask/Smiley_mask_left.thumb.jpg" />

Tenbatsuzen

09-12-2006, 09:13 PM

Fallon wrote: Thebazile78 wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: re-reading the original post... my fiance used clappy hands. the wedding is fucking OFF! They didn't have a hockey helmet, so bite me. <img width="200" height="192" border="0" src="http://www.helmetguy.com/gallery/albums/Smiley-mask/Smiley_mask_left.thumb.jpg" />    Nice try, but that's a goalie mask, not a hockey helmet.

Fallon

09-12-2006, 09:21 PM

Oh, this is better.<img border="0" src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/WWFallon/leetch.jpg" />

Tenbatsuzen

09-12-2006, 09:24 PM

You are not just killing teh funney Fallon, but you have dismembered the body and you're driving around with its head on your front seat.

Fallon

09-12-2006, 09:26 PM

Old school, this guy played without helmets.<img width="180" height="240" border="0" src="http://www.in-team.ch/mitglied/comic/Smiley/Hockey.gif" />

Fallon

09-12-2006, 09:27 PM

Booyah!<img width="252" height="297" border="0" src="http://stunzkonstantin.com/draft/img/hockey/Smiley-box.gif" />

Thebazile78

09-13-2006, 02:20 PM

Dude, you all made me laugh so hard I started wheezing. Now I gotta get me a rescue inhaler.

Don Stugots

09-13-2006, 02:24 PM

Thebazile78 wrote: Dude, you all made me laugh so hard I started wheezing. Now I gotta get me a rescue inhaler. why cant matty be this funny?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

Tenbatsuzen

09-14-2006, 06:17 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: Thebazile78 wrote: Dude, you all made me laugh so hard I started wheezing. Now I gotta get me a rescue inhaler. why cant matty be this funny?<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" />   She shares genetic code with Sheepy, and she lives with me.  Thus then, when she realizes her potential, she will be a comedy juggernaut that can't be stopped.

Don Stugots

09-14-2006, 09:33 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote: Thebazile78 wrote: Dude, you all made me laugh so hard I started wheezing. Now I gotta get me a rescue inhaler. why cant matty be this funny?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />   She shares genetic code with Sheepy, and she lives with me.  Thus then, when she realizes her potential, she will be a comedy juggernaut that can't be stopped.  so what you are saying is that Sheepy isnt as funny as you?  i dont buy that.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />  and yes i am using the smiles in this thread to try to annoy you.

Tenbatsuzen

09-14-2006, 12:53 PM

Sheepy is extremely funny.  We just have different styles.  I'm more of a biting, sarcastic wit with observational humor.  He's more freeform.

Thebazile78

09-15-2006, 02:12 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Sheepy is extremely funny. We just have different styles. I'm more of a biting, sarcastic wit with observational humor. He's more freeform.   Sheepy takes after our dad.  God help him.

Tenbatsuzen

09-15-2006, 02:20 PM

Thebazile78 wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Sheepy is extremely funny. We just have different styles. I'm more of a biting, sarcastic wit with observational humor. He's more freeform. Sheepy takes after our dad. God help him.    Better than my father's sense of humor - Crispin Glover in "Back to the Future" comes to mind.

Don Stugots

09-15-2006, 03:54 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Thebazile78 wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Sheepy is extremely funny. We just have different styles. I'm more of a biting, sarcastic wit with observational humor. He's more freeform. Sheepy takes after our dad. God help him. <hr color="cococo" align="left">

sheepy is fez' heir apparent. will you be taking over for craig on the sports guys? i picture you more of Ray then Craig. i am joking but serious matt, where do you see your career going? as a friend to sheepy, i think its only fair.

jeffdwright2001

09-15-2006, 04:21 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Sheepy is extremely funny.  We just have different styles.  I'm more of a biting, sarcastic wit with observational humor.  He's more freeform.  Kind of like comparing a black hole to a supernova?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" /> (btw - he's not really smiling so don't get angry with him)

Tenbatsuzen

09-15-2006, 05:07 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  sheepy is fez' heir apparent. will you be taking over for craig on the sports guys? i picture you more of Ray then Craig. i am joking but serious matt, where do you see your career going? as a friend to sheepy, i think its only fair.  <blockquote />   Speaking of my father, you're sounding exactly like him. There will be an update on this very subject matter in a week.

Don Stugots

09-15-2006, 05:09 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:   STUGOTS1 wrote:  sheepy is fez' heir apparent. will you be taking over for craig on the sports guys? i picture you more of Ray then Craig. i am joking but serious matt, where do you see your career going? as a friend to sheepy, i think its only fair.     Speaking of my father, you're sounding exactly like him. There will be an update on this very subject matter in a week.  ooohhhhhh a tease?!?!  you really are a radio guy.  if you are going to be on the air, i would like to apply for the Mr. leonard spot on the roster.