Which Female T.V. Chef Would You "Do"? [Archive]

Judge Smails

09-10-2006, 10:52 AM

Someone in the "I had a sex dream about Martha Stewart" thread mentioned how great it would be that she could make you a nice meal afterwards, which got me thinking about this topic.  So, who would you do?I'm leaning towards Giada DeLaurentiis.  The only thing that makes me think twice about it is that, like Jason Alexander's character, in "Shallow Hal", who was turned off by the size of the girl's middle toe, I am totally thrown off by the sheer size of Giada's forehead.Let me know if I forgot anyone and I'll add them to the poll. (And, no I'm not adding a dead Julia Child or the two ugly English women from the "Two Fat Ladies" show.)  <img height="199" src="http://www.vanityfair.com/images/fanfair/051024fast01.jpg" width="145" border="0" /><img height="200" src="http://www.loc.gov/bookfest/bioimages/delaurentiis.jpg" width="149" border="0" /><img height="200" src="http://www.radaronline.com/the-wire/07_2005_rachaelray.jpg" width="152" border="0" /><img height="201" src="http://theblacksaint.com/img/Martha.JPG" width="135" border="0" /><img height="177" src="http://www.semihomemade.com/sandra-lee/images/sandra-lee.jpg" width="141" border="0" /><img height="178" src="http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/lawson2.JPG" width="127" border="0" />
This message was edited by Judge Smails on 9-10-06 @ 5:12 PM

JimBeam

09-10-2006, 10:57 AM

The non-joke answer would be DeLaurentis although Sandra Lee or whatever her name is has that hot MILF look to her.But in " bit " terms I'd go with the redneck woman Paula.That accent does it for me " Chicken Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevan "

Judge Smails

09-10-2006, 11:05 AM

JimBeam wrote: The non-joke answer would be DeLaurentis although Sandra Lee or whatever her name is has that hot MILF look to her.But in " bit " terms I'd go with the redneck woman Paula.That accent does it for me " Chicken Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevan "I don't watch THAT much Food Network so I didn't know who Sandra Lee was.  But, I just Googled her and she made the cut, so I added her.  I do know who Paula is though, and she ain't makin' it to my poll.  Sorry.

suggums

09-10-2006, 11:27 AM

no nigella lawson? <img width="260" height="391" border="0" src="http://unangelic.org/stupidlogic/uploads/nigella.jpg" />now im starvin

Marc with a c

09-10-2006, 11:27 AM

i'm in love with rachel ray.

FUNKMAN

09-10-2006, 11:28 AM

Julia Childs...

Bulldogcakes

09-10-2006, 11:31 AM

My real answer is all of them, but I want TO MARRY Rachrel Ray. Love her.

lleeder

09-10-2006, 11:44 AM

I say none of them, I don't want a woman whose too good with a knife.

ChimneyFish

09-10-2006, 11:48 AM

Can't put my finger on exactly what it is, but I want Rachel Ray in the worst way. Something about that bubbly personality makes me want to make her cum her brains out.<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/rachel4-thumb.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/rachel_ray_picture_one.jpg" border="0" />

keithy_19

09-10-2006, 11:57 AM

Rachel Ray. She's hot and she seems very kinky. She also wouldn't make me spend much for dinner (see 40 dollars A Day)

jafter

09-10-2006, 11:59 AM

Sandra Lee has the best rack, she is always drinking on the show.  I bet she was a sorority girl who gets wild behind closed doors.

OGC

09-10-2006, 01:02 PM

5 choices but I only see 4 pictures.My quick answer is Rachael Ray, but I would have to find a way to silence her. That voice of hers is annoying. Perhaps I can find something to occupy her mouth.

JimBeam

09-10-2006, 01:09 PM

Sandra does have that killer rack.

SinA

09-10-2006, 01:09 PM

suggums wrote:  no nigella lawson? <img height="391" src="http://unangelic.org/stupidlogic/uploads/nigella.jpg" width="260" border="0" />now im starvin she'd get my vote too<img src="http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/lawson2.JPG" border="0" />because of her... tomatoes

gerabuu

09-10-2006, 01:10 PM

now Im sex starved.

Jujubees2

09-10-2006, 01:11 PM

God, I can't stand Rachel Ray. She could put a piece of dog crap in her mouth and tell us how scrumptious it tastes.   Now Ms. Cora, she's looks great in that photo.  I'd just put her up on the counter, find a spatula and give her the "Aunt Jamima Treatment".<img height="400" src="http://www.cyber-cinema.com/gallery/Stripes.jpg" width="265" border="0" />

Judge Smails

09-10-2006, 01:13 PM

suggums wrote:  no nigella lawson?  now im starvin OK. You got it.

kellermcgee21

09-10-2006, 01:15 PM

i've never seen any of these shows so i voted for rachel ray....how could you not after that strawberry picture 

This message was edited by kellermcgee21 on 9-10-06 @ 5:16 PM

cougarjake13

09-10-2006, 01:17 PM

damn i surprised so many picked rachel ray, she's not as hot as the other pictured, cept for martha

Doctor Z

09-10-2006, 01:51 PM

I dig the one who looks like Natalie Portman.

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sr71blackbird

09-10-2006, 02:21 PM

I would eat Giada DeLaurentiis' ass with a spoon

DarkHippie

09-10-2006, 02:21 PM

I'd like to put them all in a bowl and toss a pussy salad

Recyclerz

09-10-2006, 02:23 PM

I'd do each and every one of them as long as they made me something to eat afterwards.

HBox

09-10-2006, 02:40 PM

Rachael Ray looks like the type of chick who if she stops watching what she eats for one second will turn into Rosanne Barr.

Sheeplovr

09-10-2006, 03:42 PM

eww rachel ray is the lady my nana watches in the afternoon her voice is aweful

ADF

09-10-2006, 04:19 PM

I've heard from a couple of sources that Ms. Ray is a bitch.  Plus, she doesn't have much in the way of boobage.  Giada is hot, but she looks like a bobble-head doll.  I've got to give the edge to Nigella.  The food is good, totally hot, and an English accent.

BoondockSaint

09-10-2006, 04:23 PM

Give me Sandra Lee, her huge rack, and her drinking problem.

FUNKMAN

09-10-2006, 06:36 PM

Mama Celeste

Marc with a c

09-10-2006, 06:42 PM

Mama Celeste

TheGameHHH

09-10-2006, 06:57 PM

id love to split rachael ray in half with my cock.

phillybri76

09-10-2006, 07:03 PM

While I appreciate Sandra Lee's cans, she can't hold a candle to Nigella's knobs...

FUNKMAN

09-10-2006, 07:32 PM

is there an echo in here?...

narc

09-10-2006, 07:39 PM

Definitely Giada. There's something really goofy and weird about her that I dig. Plus, as Dr. Z pointed out, she bears a passing resemblance to Natalie Portman. Besides, her reactions are porno-like. 
I hate Rachel Ray's voice, and her food doesn't look that good to me. I bet she could take a punch, but I'd put that in the plus column. She's just not as sexy. 
Even though she's not a chef, I'd put her in this category: Samantha Brown. I dig her personality, and I'd really like to accompany her while she does her job: staying at fantastic hotels, eating at nice restaurants and then talking about it.

This message was edited by narc on 9-10-06 @ 11:42 PM

Marc with a c

09-10-2006, 07:41 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: is there an echo in here?...<img src="http://www.weeklydavespeak.com/wdextra/images/ricola.jpg" border="0" />

Reephdweller

09-10-2006, 07:53 PM

Giada all the way...<img height="233" src="http://blog.foodienyc.com/images/giada.jpg" width="180" border="0" />

HBox

09-10-2006, 08:00 PM

Reephdweller

09-10-2006, 08:04 PM

<img height="240" src="http://www.thehairstyler.com/images/celebrity/Celebrity_572.jpg" width="200" border="0" />I'd eat fried okra out of Paula Deens twat!!

Tenbatsuzen

09-10-2006, 08:05 PM

HBox wrote: Rachael Ray looks like the type of chick who if she stops watching what she eats for one second will turn into Rosanne Barr.    It's rumored, along with the attitude issues that ADF mentioned, that the way she watches her figure is the Ron Bennington Columbian Diet.

Zenbean

09-10-2006, 08:05 PM

Glada is amazingly attractive, but I'd go Nigella all the way.  Incredibly sexy, and an amazing body.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" />I was surprised so many are attracted to Rachel Ray!  Can't stand her, every time I see her I just feel the urge to punch her in the throat...

This message was edited by Zenbean on 9-11-06 @ 12:06 AM

PapaBear

09-10-2006, 08:09 PM

I think Anthony Bourdain would agree with you. Who else caught that little crack he said about her on the show before he left for Lebanon?

Judge Smails

09-10-2006, 08:21 PM

HBox wrote: <img height="374" src="http://www.createtv.com/CreateTV.nsf/vShowsElements/ShowsFeatured/$FILE/3.0%20Shows%20Lidia.jpg" width="255" border="0" /> I didn't know that my Uncle Dominic had a cooking show?            If you knew who my Uncle Dominic was, this would be the funniest post you ever read on RonFez.net, trust me.

SinA

09-10-2006, 08:27 PM

Zenbean wrote: Glada is amazingly attractive, but I'd go Nigella all the way.  Incredibly sexy, and an amazing body.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" />I was surprised so many are attracted to Rachel Ray!  Can't stand her, every time I see her I just feel the urge to punch her in the throat...This message was edited by Zenbean on 9-11-06 @ 12:06 AM put it that way, and rachel ray is starting to sound hot.  i bet she'd let me give her a jelly donut, and then she'd eat a real jelly donut.  in fact, i bet fucking her chubby pussy would feel like sticking your dick in a jelly donut. mmmmmmmmmm... pussy donut...aaagggghhhh..

HBox

09-10-2006, 08:28 PM

SinA wrote: Zenbean wrote: Glada is amazingly attractive, but I'd go Nigella all the way. Incredibly sexy, and an amazing body.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" />I was surprised so many are attracted to Rachel Ray! Can't stand her, every time I see her I just feel the urge to punch her in the throat...This message was edited by Zenbean on 9-11-06 @ 12:06 AM put it that way, and rachel ray is starting to sound hot. i bet she'd let me give her a jelly donut, and then she'd eat a real jelly donut. in fact, i bet fucking her chubby pussy would feel like sticking your dick in a jelly donut. mmmmmmmmmm... pussy donut...aaagggghhhh..  And depending on the time of the month, your dick might come out looking the same.

kdubya

09-10-2006, 08:44 PM

Nigella all the way, her healthy cruves and accent are so sexy.I saw a show of hers once where she was poring honey on peaches, it was way too much, she looked at the camera with this look that said let you know she knew exactly what she was doing, such a little tease.

Fatts

09-10-2006, 10:24 PM

id have to go with Sandra Lee. i never saw that last chick before.

Reephdweller

09-11-2006, 01:33 AM

And depending on the time of the month, your dick might come out looking the same.  Damn you!!! Now you just went and made her hot!!!!<img height="500" src="http://home.comcast.net/~rayfrantilla/rachel1.jpg" width="400" border="0" />Yeccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

A.J.

09-11-2006, 03:19 AM

Giada or Nigella?  That's a toughie.

Doctor Manhattan

09-11-2006, 09:44 AM

and her food doesn't look that good to me.So if her food looked better you'd "throw her a bang"?

A.J.

09-11-2006, 09:51 AM

Does former soaps star Robin Mattson count?  I think she had a cooking show for a while.  I'd crush that too.<img height="475" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/044652056X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="326" border="0" />

jeffdwright2001

09-11-2006, 10:04 AM

Judge Smails

09-11-2006, 10:16 AM

jeffdwright2001 wrote: <img height="255" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302525594.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="146" border="0" /> I'm sorry to let you know that your infatuation and love is doomed to be an unrequited one.  In addition to the fact that he is currently dead, Jeff Smith was apparently only interested in young boys.  He all but admitted to being a <a href="http://www.current.org/people/peop813s.html" target="_self">pedophile.</a>

jeffdwright2001

09-11-2006, 10:28 AM

Judge Smails wrote: jeffdwright2001 wrote: <img height="255" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302525594.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="146" border="0" /> I'm sorry to let you know that your infatuation and love is doomed to be an unrequited one.  In addition to the fact that he is currently dead, Jeff Smith was apparently only interested in young boys.  He all but admitted to being a <a href="http://www.current.org/people/peop813s.html" target="_self">pedophile.</a> I didn't think that being alive was a requirement on their part.  And if another condition is that the cook be willing to bang us, then we are all out of luck. ;)

scorpion

09-11-2006, 12:49 PM

Reefdweller wrote: Giada all the way...<img height="233" src="http://blog.foodienyc.com/images/giada.jpg" width="180" border="0" />OH YEAH!

Hottub

09-11-2006, 01:12 PM

scorpion wrote: Reefdweller wrote: Giada all the way...<img height="233" src="http://blog.foodienyc.com/images/giada.jpg" width="180" border="0" />OH YEAH!<img height="640" src="http://www.televisionsound.com/images/giada_de_laurentiis_02.jpg" width="480" border="0" />Oh, hell yes. She can baste my bracciolle!

Lumber

09-11-2006, 01:18 PM

Doctor_Z wrote: I dig the one who looks like Natalie Portman. <img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1400052580.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" border="0" />           I`d suck this Twat `til her head caved in...

Hottub

09-11-2006, 01:18 PM

I love the fact that Giada personally goes to the market, to pick only the freshest ingredients.<img title="Now I'm STARVIN'!" height="500" alt="Now I'm STARVIN'!" src="http://static.flickr.com/52/106759583_ad2d754af9.jpg?v=0" width="499" border="0" />

Judge Smails

09-11-2006, 01:41 PM

<img height="543" src="http://www.giadadelaurentiis.com/images/press_lamag_pic.jpg" width="377" border="0" />She's hot . . . don't get me wrong.  But, she's definitely got a Clint Howard forehead thing going on.<img height="204" src="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/3253/tos/03/ch_balok1_03_vpv_216.jpg" width="286" border="0" /><img height="204" src="http://www.petersreviews.com/ClintHoward01.jpg" width="286" border="0" />

Bulldogcakes

09-11-2006, 01:47 PM

PapaBear wrote: I think Anthony Bourdain would agree with you. Who else caught that little crack he said about her on the show before he left for Lebanon? Bordain is a prissy, pretentious, snotty little asshole. Who BTW made his name in the media by saying nasty things about everyone he knew in Kitchen Confidential, after all his (wanna be writer) novels bombed because they sucked.  <blockquote />  Dont get me wrong, its a good read. But he's the type of guy you'd hate if you knew him.  YOULL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN, BITCH!

empulse

09-11-2006, 02:02 PM

Nigella. all the way.  first i'd make some yummy crab cakes, then i'd tie Rachael Ray up and throw them at her while i fucked Nigella.  I love Nigella, she always uses butter. real butter. can't go wrong.But i'd settle for sheepys Nana in a pinch..

2HoT

09-11-2006, 02:32 PM

I think either Nigella or Giada would make great choices to play the new Wonder Woman.

hydee

09-11-2006, 02:37 PM

PearlNecklace wrote: i'm in love with rachel ray.     Rachel Ray is the tv version of small pox

SinA

09-11-2006, 02:37 PM

mikeyboy

09-11-2006, 02:40 PM

Judge Smails wrote: <img height="543" src="http://www.giadadelaurentiis.com/images/press_lamag_pic.jpg" width="377" border="0" />I know I'm being overly particular -- she is an attractive woman, but it bugs me a little bit that the stretch of skin between her nose and upper lip seems to be nearly non-existent.

2HoT

09-11-2006, 02:41 PM

What do you expect?  She's a hook-nose.You hold that against her?

Hottub

09-11-2006, 03:24 PM

Huh, what?She has a nose? Oh yeah, there it is!

feralBoy

09-11-2006, 03:36 PM

Giadia has a huge head, and somehow has an even larger forehead.  Her smile is also really annoying.  Everytime I watch her show, I want to punch her.  Rachel ray is mad cute, but just too bubbling and annoying.  She also moves like a mime.  She has very exaggerated arm movements.  I'm sure she is a beast in bed though.I think cat cora is pretty cute<a href="http://www.fhmus.com/articles-1844.asp?cnl_id=5&stn_id=46">http://www.fhmus.com/articles-1844.asp?cnl_id=5&stn_id=46</a>

This message was edited by feralBoy on 9-11-06 @ 7:47 PM

bl3ckedout

09-11-2006, 06:46 PM

rachel ray and Giada DeLaurentiis are neck and neck, but rachel is meatier and you can beat that.  so its rachel by a nose.

suggums

09-11-2006, 06:49 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: PapaBear wrote: I think Anthony Bourdain would agree with you. Who else caught that little crack he said about her on the show before he left for Lebanon? Bordain is a prissy, pretentious, snotty little asshole. Who BTW made his name in the media by saying nasty things about everyone he knew in Kitchen Confidential, after all his (wanna be writer) novels bombed because they sucked.   And based on the sales and publicity of his novels, somehow knew his book would become a fairly famous bestseller before it ever happened?  And that would eventually lead to getting 2 tv shows?There's a lot more to Kitchen Confidential than jabs at other celebrity chefs, that's a small portion of the book, yet something he's most quoted for.  <blockquote />

Doctor Z

09-11-2006, 06:55 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">bl3ckedout wrote: and so its rachel by a nose.<hr color="cococo" align="left">
NO PUN INTENDED!!! OHHH!!!

This message was edited by Doctor_Z on 9-11-06 @ 10:56 PM

Freakshow

09-11-2006, 07:18 PM

suggums wrote: ÿnigella
lawson? 

http://www.alvarezgtr.com/images/artists/ani_difranco.jpg

NickyL0885

09-11-2006, 08:22 PM

Cat Cora is HOTT but sorry guys, she is a LESBIAN!!!!!, According to Wikipedia

2HoT

09-11-2006, 09:33 PM

That just makes her hotter.

DirtyJersey

09-11-2006, 09:36 PM

I just think Rachael Ray would be a firecracker in bed.

FUNKMAN

09-11-2006, 09:37 PM

DirtyJersey wrote: I just think Rachael Ray would be a firecracker in bed. i heard she bangs....

jeffdwright2001

09-12-2006, 06:37 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: DirtyJersey wrote: I just think Rachael Ray would be a firecracker in bed. i heard she bangs....Yea, but he says that about all the chicks.<img height="200" src="http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/18/1c/519825-music-resized200.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

EliSnow

09-12-2006, 07:08 AM

I have to go with Giada.  Great rack, and great cook.  Her recipe for mustard salmon was easy and delicious.

mendyweiss

09-12-2006, 07:16 AM

<img height="500" src="http://www.uwrf.edu/~rw66/minority/minam/afr/oxford/92.jpg" width="336" border="0" />Nigga please!

feralBoy

09-12-2006, 07:30 AM

NickyL0885 wrote: Cat Cora is HOTT but sorry guys, she is a LESBIAN!!!!!, According to Wikipedia Oh....so this isn't which t.v. chef would you forcibly do?  I might have to change my pick then.

Jujubees2

09-12-2006, 02:45 PM

feralBoy wrote: NickyL0885 wrote: Cat Cora is HOTT but sorry guys, she is a LESBIAN!!!!!, According to Wikipedia Oh....so this isn't which t.v. chef would you forcibly do?  I might have to change my pick then.One night with me and I would STRAIGHTEN her out!

cougarjake13

09-12-2006, 02:50 PM

Hottub wrote: scorpion wrote: Reefdweller wrote: Giada all the way... <img height="640" src="http://www.televisionsound.com/images/giada_de_laurentiis_02.jpg" width="480" border="0" />Oh, hell yes. She can baste my bracciolle!<img height="280" src="http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/natalie-portman-pics.jpg" width="215" border="0" />natalie portman and gaida....separated at birth ???

This message was edited by cougarjake13 on 9-12-06 @ 6:51 PM

Bulldogcakes

09-12-2006, 03:19 PM

NickyL0885 wrote: Cat Cora is HOTT but sorry guys, she is a LESBIAN!!!!!, According to Wikipedia  <img width="480" height="600" border="0" src="http://www.fhmus.com/images/headliners/features/Cat_Cora/toppop1.jpg" /> Truly a loss to mankind. Oh well, maybe she's into threesomes.  <blockquote />

SinA

09-12-2006, 03:30 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote:  NickyL0885 wrote: Cat Cora is HOTT but sorry guys, she is a LESBIAN!!!!!, According to Wikipedia <img height="206" src="http://www.fhmus.com/images/headliners/features/Cat_Cora/toppop1.jpg" width="146" border="0" /> Truly a loss to mankind. Oh well, maybe she's into threesomes.  i wouldn't mind sharing a fish taco with her

FUNKMAN

09-12-2006, 03:33 PM

i wouldn't mind plowing Mrs Fields...

Doctor Z

09-12-2006, 03:50 PM

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Hot DAMN, I would fuck that so hard.

FUNKMAN

09-12-2006, 03:51 PM

i wouldn't mind slippin it in to Mrs Butterworth...

Doctor Z

09-12-2006, 04:14 PM

spot

09-12-2006, 04:57 PM

Nigella..Rachael Ray annoys me.

Judge Smails

09-12-2006, 06:27 PM

Here's some videos of the girls to help you decide or to batch to:<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w-WFVB3lEs" target="_self">Cat Cora and her suculent clam</a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo-wXgv9vpw" target="_self">Giada De Laurentiis fondling the potatoes</a><a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/video_guide" target="_self">Rachael Ray handling the asparagus</a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orxd5L5qFLI" target="_self">Martha Stewart and her Cookie Monster</a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9u_EVfjSFo" target="_self">Sandra Lee is a sloppy drunk</a><a href="http://www.randomhouse.co.uk/feast/homef.htm" target="_self">Nigella Lawson talks about her first times</a>

tele7

09-12-2006, 06:31 PM

Does Michelle Malkin cook? 

FUNKMAN

09-12-2006, 06:32 PM

for some reason when i watched Giada all i could think of was<img height="275" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4CVbQdFjqIAsIKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=127rhd99l/EXP=1158201109/**http%3a//home.nc.rr.com/whollyunholy/chicken_lady.jpg" width="179" border="0" />

GwEnYpOo

09-13-2006, 07:51 AM

Giada definately looks like a bird , she turns me off. Rachel Ray is fuckin bangin in that pic of her in that mini skirt and bra , but her voice....she'd be more attractive if she was chokin on a cockor suckin a clit.

El Mudo

09-13-2006, 08:39 AM

Padma<img width="450" height="562" border="0" src="http://www.figjamstudios.com/adm/photo/381_Padma_Story_05_023a.jpg" />

SinA

09-13-2006, 12:48 PM

are you fuckers kidding? rachel ray is a frumpy mess.  i bet she takes big shits and doesn't flush.

green_bay_jake

09-13-2006, 01:54 PM

SinA wrote: are you fuckers kidding? rachel ray is a frumpy mess.  i bet she takes big shits and doesn't flush. that is the line of the day.

Bulldogcakes

09-13-2006, 03:07 PM

Judge Smails wrote:<a target="_self" href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/video_guide">Rachael Ray handling the asparagus</a>   I love Rachel Ray, but she's awful on that show. She's just trying way too hard to be a happy housewife. I guess thats why people think she's annoying, if they only know her from that show. She's great on the $40 a day shows.   I'm actually thinking of doing a spinoff show "South American Hookers on $40 a day" where I hang out in poor neighborhoods, skip lunch and get a BJ. So far the Food Network hasn't returned my calls.

tbonesteak

10-30-2006, 02:18 PM

Rachael vs Giada - November 12thI just saw the add on Food Network.  The two ladies will going at it Iron Chef style.  Hot Hot Hot

Rockvillejoe

10-30-2006, 02:39 PM

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="600" border="0"><tr><td valign="top" width="50"> </td><td valign="top" width="395"><div> <img height="291" alt="Julia Child" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/52272/currentpage/child.jpg" width="203" align="left" border="0" /> _ _ _ Julia Child: Still cookin' after all these years At 87, America's most famous and influential chef is about to serve up a new book and a new TV series, and again take us into her culinary embrace. </div></td></tr></table>CAN'T GET THE FREAKIN PHOTO TO APPEAR, BUT YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.....

OGC

10-30-2006, 02:46 PM

Rockvillejoe wrote: <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="600" border="0"><tr><td valign="top" width="50"> </td><td valign="top" width="395">*>*-- BEGIN ARTICLE COPY -* <img height="291" alt="Julia Child" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/52272/currentpage/child.jpg" width="203" align="left" border="0" /> _ _ _ Julia Child: Still cookin' after all these years At 87, America's most famous and influential chef is about to serve up a new book and a new TV series, and again take us into her culinary embrace. <div /></td></tr></table>CAN'T GET THE FREAKIN PHOTO TO APPEAR, BUT YOU CATCH MY DRIFT..... Interesting considering she's been dead for a couple of years.

Hottub

10-30-2006, 03:21 PM

tbonesteak wrote: Rachael vs Giada - November 12thI just saw the add on Food Network.  The two ladies will going at it Iron Chef style.  Hot Hot HotI just started getting a bit of a chubby. Can't wait for this one.

pete_in_NJ

10-30-2006, 03:51 PM

I'd have to go with Rachael Ray. Giada has a prissy look to her and would probably say things like "ouch! you're pulling my hair too hard" Where as Rachael on the other hand looks like after a few drinks will please both you and your partner only to go home and get cornholed by the pool boy. My fantasy is to have Rachael bent over the cutting board with a gag in her mouth and cracking eggs over her head.

FezPaul

10-30-2006, 03:59 PM

spot wrote: Nigella.. http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hack/anidifranco_k.gif

Drunky McBetidont

08-15-2009, 07:56 AM

i vote for rachel ray... my boyfriend used to masturbate on her... and he's using the adult toy that i gave him last christmas... i know.. creepy huh!
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he used to masterbate on her?

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