Zack Braff Takes Golden Showers [Archive]

tele7

09-12-2006, 06:43 PM

Anyone catch Live At Five on NBC tonight?  Sue Simmons was interviewing some celeb gossip woman.  The woman had asked Zack what he is doing with all of his millions now that he hit it big.  His reply was "I bought a $375 shower head."  She then went on to say to Sue "I bet he will be taking golden showers from now on"  The look on Sue's face was priceless.

Tall_James

09-12-2006, 07:00 PM

He then picked up his rusty trombone and started to play.

ShelleBink

09-12-2006, 07:04 PM

i hate when i read the board when other people are in the room with me and i start laughing and snorting.

Judge Smails

09-12-2006, 07:10 PM

Zack Braff Takes Golden Showers  <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/comments/?entryid=360537" target="_self">Rumor has it that he'll also be Felching soon.</a>      <img src="http://www.billmon.org/archives/emily.jpg" border="0" />What's that?  Fletch?  Oh. . . that's different.Never mind.

This message was edited by Judge Smails on 9-12-06 @ 11:13 PM

Tenbatsuzen

09-12-2006, 07:10 PM

ShelleBink wrote: i hate when i read the board when other people are in the room with me and i start laughing and snorting.    Maybe you should pay more attention to your visitors!

Sheeplovr

09-12-2006, 07:26 PM

if zach braff asked id pee on himcasue i respect him as a person and love his work

mikeyboy

09-12-2006, 07:33 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: if zach braff asked id pee on himcasue i respect him as a person and love his work "Garden State " is an twee, overly-pretentious pile of steaming dog crap.

PapaBear

09-12-2006, 07:36 PM

He stole that line from Kent Brockman.<img height="201" src="http://cabanedebart.free.fr/images/brockman.gif" width="203" border="0" />

This message was edited by PapaBear on 9-12-06 @ 11:37 PM

mikeyboy

09-12-2006, 07:38 PM

nuh-uh

narc

09-12-2006, 07:54 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Sheeplovr wrote: if zach braff asked id pee on himcasue i respect him as a person and love his work <hr color="cococo" align="left">

I feel the same way about Paul O.

Tenbatsuzen

09-12-2006, 09:13 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: if zach braff asked id pee on himcasue i respect him as a person and love his work "Garden State " is an twee, overly-pretentious pile of steaming dog crap.   and yet I enjoyed it more than magnolia.

Sheeplovr

09-13-2006, 02:21 AM

Pretentious - 1 claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified2 Making or marked by an extravagant outward show; ostentatious. See synonyms at showy. ? it's just a cute story weird i never knew people didnt like it

2HoT

09-13-2006, 04:21 AM

They're just jealous.Seriously tho, Garden State wasn't the greatest movie of all time.  It kind of dragged at points, but it certianly did not suck, and it was far from pretentious.Now that I have decreed it, you all must change your opinions.

terry1979

09-13-2006, 04:41 AM

mikeyboy wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: if zach braff asked id pee on himcasue i respect him as a person and love his work "Garden State " is an twee, overly-pretentious pile of steaming dog crap.Mikey Boy's an ass-hat

AngelAmy

09-13-2006, 05:24 AM

i love zach braff and everything he does including punching 12 year old boys in the stomach for spray painting his new porsche on punkd- he talked about it on conan last night, they edited some stuff out cause apparently you cant punch people on punkd<img height="55" src="http://www.mtv.com/onair/punkd/assets/images/punkd403_82.jpg" width="82" border="0" />the last kiss looks really good as well :)

mikeyboy

09-13-2006, 05:24 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  mikeyboy wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: if zach braff asked id pee on himcasue i respect him as a person and love his work "Garden State " is an twee, overly-pretentious pile of steaming dog crap.and yet I enjoyed it more than magnolia.Yeah, well some people like Rob Schneider movies. terry1979 wrote: Mikey Boy's an ass-hatThat didn't exactly cut me to the core, but board policy is no personal attacks.

terry1979

09-13-2006, 05:41 AM

ssssorry....I forgot about the policy. 

terry1979

09-13-2006, 05:45 AM

seriously though, what was pretentious about Garden State?

mikeyboy

09-13-2006, 05:54 AM

terry1979 wrote: seriously though, what was pretentious about Garden State? When you substitute psuedo-deep emotional thought and quirkiness for well written and developed characters and a good story, I call it pretentious.  I know I'm in the minority here because a lot of people really liked that movie.  I heard great things about it, but when I finally watched it, I really thought it was shit.

badorties

09-13-2006, 06:45 AM

'garden state' was not worth any of the hype, and the soundtrack was even less impressive ... the new movie seems less interesting

jeffdwright2001

09-13-2006, 06:47 AM

mikeyboy wrote:  terry1979 wrote:  Mikey Boy's an ass-hatThat didn't exactly cut me to the core, but board policy is no personal attacks. When in doubt, generalize:  Mods are Nazis  DC callers suck(ed)   People who can't figure out how to single space on messageboards are ass-hats P.S.  - how do I single space?

This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 9-13-06 @ 10:48 AM

jeffdwright2001

09-13-2006, 06:47 AM

double-posters are a pain in the arse.

This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 9-13-06 @ 10:49 AM

jeffdwright2001

09-13-2006, 06:47 AM

I was just typing along and everything started blinking at me and I now have 3 posts as tribute to my lack of humor.and I STILL don't know how to single space between returns. 

This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 9-13-06 @ 10:50 AM