attention whores: you have offically been pwned [Archive]

FMJeff

09-14-2006, 12:03 PM

<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=405056&in_page_id=1770">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=405056&in_page_id=1770</a>that's right sluts...bow before our now scientifically proven intellectual superiority. now go make me some effin dinner. MUAH HA HA HA

angrymissy

09-14-2006, 12:06 PM

Yet I still fucking own you every time we watch Jeopardy

Furtherman

09-14-2006, 12:09 PM

He claims the 'glass ceiling' phenomenon is probably due to inferior intelligence I thought it was because the kept bumping into it.  Then bumping into it again.  The stepping back, scratching their head, then bumping into it again.  Then calling for their man to fix it.

HBox

09-14-2006, 12:10 PM

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of
metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with
a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

Doctor Manhattan

09-14-2006, 12:13 PM

New study result:Men generally have bigger penises than women.

FMJeff

09-14-2006, 12:25 PM

angrymissy wrote: Yet I still fucking own you every time we watch Jeopardy  silence statistically proven nimwit!

Don Stugots

09-14-2006, 12:58 PM

FMJeff wrote:  angrymissy wrote: Yet I still fucking own you every time we watch Jeopardy   silence statistically proven nimwit!  but who wins at wheel of fortune?  in my house i do.  i also kick ass in alot of trivia games.  so nuts to you.

Furtherman

09-14-2006, 01:01 PM

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

ShelleBink

09-14-2006, 01:03 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: FMJeff wrote: angrymissy wrote: Yet I still fucking own you every time we watch Jeopardy silence statistically proven nimwit! but who wins at wheel of fortune? in my house i do. i also kick ass in alot of trivia games. so nuts to you.  You live alone.

Tenbatsuzen

09-14-2006, 01:04 PM

HBox wrote: "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of
metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with
a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."   DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT, YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!?!

Doctor Z

09-14-2006, 01:12 PM

I have a hard time imagining a cavewoman raising her arms in triumph as she sparked the first controlled flame.Also, same thing with the wheel.

Gvac

09-14-2006, 01:22 PM

I would love for political correctness to be put aside in the interest of science and have some serious experiments to answer certain stereotypes such as: are Blacks naturally better athletes than whites?  Are Asians the smartest race?  I'm interested in the truth, not what might potentially offend some people.  And I'll never understand why it would be so awful if it was scientifically proven that Asians have larger brains than the other races whereas Blacks have larger muscles, etc.  Why is everyone so sensitive?

HBox

09-14-2006, 01:24 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: HBox wrote: "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of
metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with
a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science." DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT, YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!?!   "I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up."

HBox

09-14-2006, 01:25 PM

Gvac wrote: And I'll never understand why it would be so awful if it was scientifically proven that Asians have larger brains than the other races whereas Blacks have larger muscles, etc.   No, I'm not going to go there. It's just too obvious. But if someone else wants to knock this hanging curveball out of the park, go ahead.

Don Stugots

09-14-2006, 01:26 PM

ShelleBink wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote: FMJeff wrote:  angrymissy wrote: Yet I still fucking own you every time we watch Jeopardy   silence statistically proven nimwit! but who wins at wheel of fortune? in my house i do. i also kick ass in alot of trivia games. so nuts to you.  You live alone. no, i live with my chick and my puppy.

HBox

09-14-2006, 01:27 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: ShelleBink wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: FMJeff wrote: angrymissy wrote: Yet I still fucking own you every time we watch Jeopardy silence statistically proven nimwit! but who wins at wheel of fortune? in my house i do. i also kick ass in alot of trivia games. so nuts to you. You live alone. no, i live with my chick and my puppy.   In other words, he lives with his dog.BAAAAAAA-ZING!!!!!!!!!

ShelleBink

09-14-2006, 01:34 PM

HBox wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: ShelleBink wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: FMJeff wrote: angrymissy wrote: Yet I still fucking own you every time we watch Jeopardy silence statistically proven nimwit! but who wins at wheel of fortune? in my house i do. i also kick ass in alot of trivia games. so nuts to you. You live alone. no, i live with my chick and my puppy. In other words, he lives with his dog.BAAAAAAA-ZING!!!!!!!!!  <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" />

Fallon

09-14-2006, 02:27 PM

<img height="230" alt="couple arguing" src="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/05/coupleargueGETTY_228x230.jpg" width="228" border="1" />Bitch don't wanna hear it.

FUNKMAN

09-14-2006, 04:17 PM

then again...The penis is like some sort of... bizarre sea slug... or like a really long toe. I mean, it's handy, important even. But the pinnacle of sexual design? The top of the list of erotic destinations? I don't think so. One's first impulse is to kiss what? To kiss the lips. Firm... delicious lips. Sweet lips. Surrounding a warm, moist... dizzyingly scented mouth. That's what everyone wants to kiss. Not a toe. Not a sea slug. A mouth. And why do you think that is, stupid? Because the mouth is the twin sister... the almost exact look-alike of the what? Not the toe. The mouth is the twin sister... of the vagina. And all creatures big and small seek the orifice. The opening. To be taken in, engulfed. To be squeezed and lovingly crushed by what is truly... the all-powerful, all-encompassing. Now, if it's design you're concerned with... hidden meanings, symbolism and power... forget the top of Mount Everest. Forget the bottom of the sea, the moon, the stars. There is no place, nowhere, that has been the object... of more ambitions, more battles than the sweet, sacred mystery... between a woman's legs that I am proud to call... my pussy.

Hottub

09-14-2006, 04:24 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: then again...The penis is like some sort of... bizarre sea slug... or like a really long toe. I mean, it's handy, important even. But the pinnacle of sexual design? The top of the list of erotic destinations? I don't think so. One's first impulse is to kiss what? To kiss the lips. Firm... delicious lips. Sweet lips. Surrounding a warm, moist... dizzyingly scented mouth. That's what everyone wants to kiss. Not a toe. Not a sea slug. A mouth. And why do you think that is, stupid? Because the mouth is the twin sister... the almost exact look-alike of the what? Not the toe. The mouth is the twin sister... of the vagina. And all creatures big and small seek the orifice. The opening. To be taken in, engulfed. To be squeezed and lovingly crushed by what is truly... the all-powerful, all-encompassing. Now, if it's design you're concerned with... hidden meanings, symbolism and power... forget the top of Mount Everest. Forget the bottom of the sea, the moon, the stars. There is no place, nowhere, that has been the object... of more ambitions, more battles than the sweet, sacred mystery... between a woman's legs that I am proud to call... my pussy.                       That was *sniff* beautiful.

This message was edited by Hottub on 9-14-06 @ 8:44 PM

FUNKMAN

09-14-2006, 04:38 PM

Hottub wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: then again...The penis is like some sort of... bizarre sea slug... or like a really long toe. I mean, it's handy, important even. But the pinnacle of sexual design? The top of the list of erotic destinations? I don't think so. One's first impulse is to kiss what? To kiss the lips. Firm... delicious lips. Sweet lips. Surrounding a warm, moist... dizzyingly scented mouth. That's what everyone wants to kiss. Not a toe. Not a sea slug. A mouth. And why do you think that is, stupid? Because the mouth is the twin sister... the almost exact look-alike of the what? Not the toe. The mouth is the twin sister... of the vagina. And all creatures big and small seek the orifice. The opening. To be taken in, engulfed. To be squeezed and lovingly crushed by what is truly... the all-powerful, all-encompassing. Now, if it's design you're concerned with... hidden meanings, symbolism and power... forget the top of Mount Everest. Forget the bottom of the sea, the moon, the stars. There is no place, nowhere, that has been the object... of more ambitions, more battles than the sweet, sacred mystery... between a woman's legs that I am proud to call... my pussy.                       That was *sniff* beautiful.<img height="306" src="http://www.walkerart.org/programs/vaexhib_images/tears.jpg" width="400" border="0" />it's pretty damn sweet hearing J Lo say it...   they should add it to one of the medleys they play before the show

Bulldogcakes

09-14-2006, 04:54 PM

FMJeff wrote: angrymissy wrote: Yet I still fucking own you every time we watch Jeopardy silence statistically proven nimwit!   That's "nitwit", genius. <blockquote />

CuzBum

09-14-2006, 05:01 PM

FMJeff wrote:  angrymissy wrote: Yet I still fucking own you every time we watch Jeopardy   silence statistically proven nimwit!  <img src="http://pantherpics.bolt.com/uploads/photo/1/6/9/169/medium/sign_1140185962403.jpg" border="0" />

nwm

09-14-2006, 05:03 PM

Doctor Manhattan wrote: New study result:Men generally have bigger penises than women.And some men have bigger tits then women

jeffdwright2001

09-14-2006, 06:29 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote:  FMJeff wrote:  angrymissy wrote: Yet I still fucking own you every time we watch Jeopardy   silence statistically proven nimwit! That's "nitwit", genius. He could have even gotten away with "dimwit".I will point out though, that it was two guys (and no women) who pointed the error out.

cougarjake13

09-15-2006, 06:38 AM

Gvac wrote: I would love for political correctness to be put aside in the interest of science and have some serious experiments to answer certain stereotypes such as: are Blacks naturally better athletes than whites?  Are Asians the smartest race?  I'm interested in the truth, not what might potentially offend some people.  And I'll never understand why it would be so awful if it was scientifically proven that Asians have larger brains than the other races whereas Blacks have larger muscles, etc.  Why is everyone so sensitive?  i think i can answer your questions, sort of1.   are blacks better athletes than whites, it's debateable but how could you test and prove that, some people regardless of race have a higher determination to succeed, how do you test for that or account for it in testing... but lets look it at this way, many blacks grow up poor and in bad situations and athletics is one way to get out of that lifestyle, they're brought up with the mentality that sports is the way to better yourself, more so then whites who some are priveleged or just not in as bad as a situation as many blacks are2. asians are the smartest race, they live in a very structured, rules based soceity or at least thats the way they portray it, is it that they have bigger brains or just use their brains for more intellectual pursuits and less for entertainment purposes as us americans ? thereby appearing to be smarter

A.J.

09-15-2006, 06:58 AM

Gvac wrote: I would love for political correctness to be put aside in the interest of science and have some serious experiments to answer certain stereotypes such as: are Blacks naturally better athletes than whites?  Are Asians the smartest race?  I'm interested in the truth, not what might potentially offend some people.  And I'll never understand why it would be so awful if it was scientifically proven that Asians have larger brains than the other races whereas Blacks have larger muscles, etc.  Why is everyone so sensitive?  These guys have already explained that for us:<img height="120" src="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/almanac/video/1988/jimmy.the.greek/jimmy.greek.jpg" width="150" border="0" /><img height="180" src="http://www.cbn.com/imagescc/reggiewhite4.jpg" width="210" border="0" />I'm pretty sure that ESPN did a piece about this issue some time ago.  You might want to check this out however:<img height="500" src="http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/1891620398.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1056536177_.jpg" width="500" border="0" />

FMJeff

09-15-2006, 09:33 AM

jeffdwright2001 wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote:  FMJeff wrote:  angrymissy wrote: Yet I still fucking own you every time we watch Jeopardy   silence statistically proven nimwit! That's "nitwit", genius. He could have even gotten away with "dimwit".I will point out though, that it was two guys (and no women) who pointed the error out.  Damn you both. I merged them in my head! WORD MERGING. We men can do that...for we are all geniuses and women sulk in the shadows of our brilliance.

Tenbatsuzen

09-15-2006, 09:39 AM

FMJeff wrote:Damn you both. I merged them in my head! WORD MERGING. We men can do that...for we are all geniuses and women sulk in the shadows of our brilliance.    <img width="522" height="391" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/jeffmad.JPG" /> I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of
metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with
a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

booster11373

09-15-2006, 09:41 AM

attention whores: you have offically been pwned I wonder why there arent more women posting here?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />

FMJeff

09-15-2006, 10:07 AM

booster11373 wrote: attention whores: you have offically been pwned I wonder why there arent more women posting here?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />because they can't figure it out...why...because science says they're dumb....

angrymissy

09-15-2006, 10:11 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  FMJeff wrote: Damn you both. I merged them in my head! WORD MERGING. We men can do that...for we are all geniuses and women sulk in the shadows of our brilliance.    <img height="391" src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/jeffmad.JPG" width="522" border="0" /> I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. Notice how Jeff is wearing mandals in that picture, yet I wore boots and did not get my feet wet.Also note that he is wearing a dress shirt with plaid pajama pants.Who's smarter now?

FMJeff

09-15-2006, 10:21 AM

my love pwned me....my love is the smartest.

Tenbatsuzen

09-15-2006, 10:29 AM

FMJeff wrote: my love pwned me....my love is the smartest.   I get the assist on that - I too had noticed the flip-flops, but chose not to mention them.

sr71blackbird

09-15-2006, 05:39 PM

angrymissy wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote:  FMJeff wrote: Damn you both. I merged them in my head! WORD MERGING. We men can do that...for we are all geniuses and women sulk in the shadows of our brilliance.   His neck is thicker than his head<img height="391" src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/jeffmad.JPG" width="522" border="0" /> I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. Notice how Jeff is wearing mandals in that picture, yet I wore boots and did not get my feet wet.Also note that he is wearing a dress shirt with plaid pajama pants.Who's smarter now?