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Jennitalia
09-14-2006, 12:22 PM
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060914/ap_on_fe_st/big_baby">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060914/ap_on_fe_st/big_baby</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>my tookie is aching just reading this.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Jennitalia on 9-14-06 @ 11:58 PM</span>

FMJeff
09-14-2006, 12:23 PM
plz...just jon's head weighs more than that...<br />

ShelleBink
09-14-2006, 12:32 PM
I was 10 lbs 3 oz at birth, and my older brother was 10 lbs 5 oz at birth... so whats the problem :o)<br />

Krieger
09-14-2006, 12:37 PM
I wanna knock on tha girls door and just rub my crotch area and say &quot;shhhh , ow ....ow...ow&quot; Then she'll get mad because its kinda mean to make fun of someone whos cunt is now a hallway.

Tenbatsuzen
09-14-2006, 12:37 PM
<p>Four kids, all of them big?&nbsp; Pfft.&nbsp; Kid came out like a waterslide.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

ShelleBink
09-14-2006, 12:49 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Four kids, all of them big? Pfft. Kid came out like a waterslide.</p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm going to tell my mom that.&nbsp; Coz lord knows she popped out big kiddos.&nbsp;</p>

Keotok
09-14-2006, 12:50 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Four kids, all of them big? Pfft. Kid came out like a waterslide.</p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm pretty sure the article said that the kid was born via cesarian.&nbsp; She's probably still as tight as a, well, you decide...&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
09-14-2006, 12:51 PM
i liked the fact that you said CUNT.&nbsp; potty mouth.&nbsp;

keithy_19
09-14-2006, 03:03 PM
<p><img height="135" src="http://www.clipartreview.com/_gallery/_TN/329961.gif" width="124" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Look at that cute...FREAK! FREAK!&quot;</p>

TheGameHHH
09-14-2006, 03:50 PM
yea, i dont understand how this is a story if the kid was delivered through c-section. if she actually squeezed it out then id give her props, but theres really nothing impressive about this. <br />

angelinad128
09-14-2006, 04:10 PM
<strong>TheGameHHH</strong> wrote:<br />yea, i dont understand how this is a story if the kid was delivered through c-section. if she actually squeezed it out then id give her props, but theres really nothing impressive about this. <br /><p>I agree</p>

samnyc
09-14-2006, 04:29 PM
c section means no cunt squeezing!

FUNKMAN
09-14-2006, 04:33 PM
not as bad as getting a camera shoved in your cockhole...

empulse
09-14-2006, 05:12 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />not as bad as getting a camera shoved in your cockhole... <p>what kinda porn you filming?</p>

boeman
09-14-2006, 05:19 PM
<strong>Keotok</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Four kids, all of them big? Pfft. Kid came out like a waterslide.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm pretty sure the article said that the kid was born via cesarian.&nbsp; She's probably still as tight as a, well, you decide...&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>a well isn't very tight.</p>

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-14-2006, 06:11 PM
<p>My 4'10&quot; grandmother pushed out 7 kids all weighing over 10 lbs. Between 1918 and 1925. No epidural. No c-section. </p><p>THAT, my friends, is Mother Russia! Strong like bull! <br /></p>

Tenbatsuzen
09-14-2006, 06:14 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My 4'10&quot; grandmother pushed out 7 kids all weighing over 10 lbs. Between 1918 and 1925. <strong>No epidural.</strong> No c-section. </p><p>THAT, my friends, is Mother Russia! Strong like bull! <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="206" height="411" border="0" src="http://www.okpatents.com/phosita/images/stolichnaya.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Jennitalia
09-14-2006, 08:10 PM
<strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br />plz...just jon's head weighs more than that...<br /><p>that's because it's built out of Legos </p>

Judge Smails
09-14-2006, 08:29 PM
<p>What happened to the cunt?&nbsp; Bring back the cunt!&nbsp; I want the cunt!</p>

Jennitalia
09-14-2006, 08:33 PM
<p>mikey asked me to remove the cunt.&nbsp; boo!</p>

FezPaul
09-14-2006, 08:35 PM
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sr71blackbird
09-15-2006, 01:46 AM
I like tookie more than cunt :)

Lumber
09-15-2006, 01:47 AM
<strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br />plz...just jon's head weighs more than that...<br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; LMAO</p>