Slanted dicks

[CYYYFYYY]

She says all Jewish guys have crooked Dicks.   I am a Jew and I will admit my dick slants.  So is it a Jewish thing or is it for everyone?   This should be an interesting one

[narc]

like slanted how?

[PapaBear]

<p>Here's a dating site that hooks up Jewish guys with Asian women...</p><p><a href="http://unhallowed.com/" target="_self">SLANT4SLANT.COM</a></p>

[Doctor Z]

I am shitfaced.

[PapaBear]

<strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />I am shitfaced. <p>You're supposed to wrap yourself in plastic wrap, first. How are you going to get the shit out your mustache, now?</p>

[Doctor Z]

I don't even get what that means cuz I am fucking shitfaced.

[PapaBear]

That's ok. You're good people, anyway.

[Doctor Z]

<-- Shitfaced

[sr71blackbird]

<p>When you say slanted, what does that mean?&nbsp; Do you mean crooked, leaning to one side, or is it like asymetrical?</p>

[DarkHippie]

Why did i click on this?

[Sheeplovr]

i thought this was going to be about jerks with scoliosis<br />

[BoondockSaint]

<p><img height="250" src="http://www.worldpress.org/images/20050223-dick-cheney.jpg" width="191" border="0" /></p><p>Slants to the right.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><img width="220" height="242" border="0" src="http://www.weblogsky.com/archives/dickclark.jpg" /></p><p>stroked dick </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 9-16-06 @ 8:49 AM</span>

[Clutch]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img width="220" height="242" border="0" src="http://www.weblogsky.com/archives/dickclark.jpg" /></p><p>stroked dick </p>

<span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 9-16-06 @ 8:49 AM</span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>lmfao .... ding ding ding ding&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />i thought this was going to be about jerks with scoliosis<br /><p>after reading this post, i realized whatever i could have posted wouldnt have been half as funny.&nbsp; sheepy, my offer to do an internet&nbsp;radio show with you still stands.&nbsp; </p>

[SatCam]

There is no joking in this forum. This is very serious. If you're jewish and you're dick doesn't slant, you may have a medical condition called "Straight Up Syndrome". I suggest you go to your doctor ASAP

[Jennitalia]

i've dated two jewish guys and their dicks weren't slanted...just smaller than average.

[SatCam]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br>i've dated two jewish guys and their dicks weren't slanted...just smaller than average.<p></p>

Did you measure them as well?

[OGC]

<p><font size="2">Being that this is the &quot;That's Life&quot; forum I for one won't joke around here.</font></p><p><font size="2">My&nbsp;&quot;dick&quot; bends to the left slightly (maybe 10-15 degrees). From what I have read,&nbsp;bending is a natural thing and has nothing to do with the 30 years of jacking with my left hand (back handed is best) 2 to 3 times per day.</font></p><p><font size="2">I can supply pictures if you want, (except to you Stugots)&nbsp;but be assured guys you might be jealous.</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by richg0404 on 9-16-06 @ 12:41 PM</span>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br>i've dated two jewish guys and their dicks weren't slanted...just smaller than average.<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
Size queen!

[Jennitalia]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />i've dated two jewish guys and their dicks weren't slanted...just smaller than average. <p>&nbsp;</p>Size queen! <p>no, but i want to fuck a man, not a smurf</p>

[Kevin]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />i've dated two jewish guys and their dicks weren't slanted...just smaller than average. <p>&nbsp;</p>Size queen! <p>no, but i want to fuck a man, not a smurf</p><p><img height="316" src="http://www.hbo.com/larrydavid/img/episodeguide/slideshow/ep31/ep31_jeff_larry.jpg" width="506" border="0" /></p><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">He said that his dick wasn&rsquo;t small that your vagina was just huge</span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Kevin on 9-16-06 @ 1:41 PM</span>

[sr71blackbird]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />i've dated two jewish guys and their dicks weren't slanted...just smaller than average. <p>&nbsp;</p>Size queen! <p>no, but i want to fuck a man, not a smurf</p><p><strong>HAWT!!! <img height="15" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/topicicons/thumbsup.gif" width="15" border="0" /></strong></p>

[SinA]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />i've dated two jewish guys and their dicks weren't slanted...just smaller than average. <p>&nbsp;</p>Size queen! <p>no, but i want to fuck a man, not a smurf</p><p><img height="400" src="http://webpages.charter.net/s_a/c.images/2k.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>any excuse to post this pic</p>

[angelinad128]

Jen is right. British guys are small too. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" />

[CuzBum]

<p><img src="http://www.lakotaherbal.com/images/native-american-picture.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>It's about time we dedicated a thread to the great warchief, Slanted Dick.</p>

[Jennitalia]

<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" /> <strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />i've dated two jewish guys and their dicks weren't slanted...just smaller than average. <p>&nbsp;</p>Size queen! <p>no, but i want to fuck a man, not a smurf</p><p><img height="400" src="http://webpages.charter.net/s_a/c.images/2k.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>any excuse to post this pic</p><p>YOU FUCKIN ROCK!&nbsp;&nbsp; WHATCHA PACKIN? </p>

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />i thought this was going to be about jerks with scoliosis<br /><p><img height="240" src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/Illuminatas/cowbell.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p>

[keithy_19]

<p>Why did i click on this? </p><p>You're obviously gay. But that would mean I'm gay too since I clicked on it...</p>

[Doctor Z]

<IMG SRC="http://webpages.charter.net/s_a/c.images/2k.jpg">
I'd hit it.

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Slanted dicks, hooked noses, lean to the left politically. . . . <br /></p><p>Somebody needs to straighten these Jews out. &nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Slanted dicks, hooked noses, lean to the left politically. . . . <br /></p><p>Somebody needs to straighten these Jews out. &nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">But if the dick slants right, the politics slant left, &amp; the nose is hooked right down the middle, we're WAYYY more balanced than than you cracker MFs...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099"><img height="189" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/original/fairbalanced.jpg" width="252" border="0" /></font></strong></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Bobo, what happened to the exploding, naked banjo avatar? I LOVED that pic!</p><p>The new ones good, too. But the old one was funnier. <br /></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />i've dated two jewish guys and their dicks weren't slanted...just smaller than average. <p>&nbsp;</p>Size queen! <p>no, but i want to fuck a man, not a smurf</p><p><img height="400" src="http://webpages.charter.net/s_a/c.images/2k.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>any excuse to post this pic</p><p>you cant post pics of womens boobs.&nbsp; also, you didnt type NSFW you also cant joke in the Thats life thread.&nbsp; WTF!?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>if i must say, every women i have been with has said that size matters.&nbsp; its cant be too big or too small.&nbsp; i have had a women or two complain to me about being too big but never too slanted.&nbsp; </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 9-17-06 @ 10:21 AM</span>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Slanted dicks, hooked noses, lean to the left politically. . . . <br /></p><p>Somebody needs to straighten these Jews out. </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">But if the dick slants right, the politics slant left, &amp; the nose is hooked right down the middle, we're WAYYY more balanced than than you cracker MFs...</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fine you didn't like that, I'll try again</p><p><br /></p><p>Slanted dicks, hooked noses, lean to the left politically. . . . <br /></p><p>No wonder people say they're crooked. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Better?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Slanted dicks, hooked noses, lean to the left politically. . . . <br /></p><p>Somebody needs to straighten these Jews out. </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">But if the dick slants right, the politics slant left, &amp; the nose is hooked right down the middle, we're WAYYY more balanced than than you cracker MFs...</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fine you didn't like that, I'll try again</p><p><br /></p><p>Slanted dicks, hooked noses, lean to the left politically. . . . <br /></p><p>No wonder people say they're crooked. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Better?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Well... no...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I still think my comment pertaining to the physiology of the Jewish male political&nbsp;<font color="#ff0000">organ</font>ism still holds up!!! BTW, I changed the&nbsp;avatar back for yer viewing torment!!!</font></strong></p><p><img title="would U rather be called cracker or goyim???" height="175" alt="would U rather be called cracker or goyim???" src="http://www.hypocrisy.org/images/bush%20stupid%20face.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<p><strong><font color="#000099">Well... no... I still think my comment pertaining to the physiology of the Jewish male political <font color="#ff0000">organ</font>ism still holds up!!! BTW, I changed the avatar back for yer viewing torment!!!</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You're the best, Bobo. &nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

I wasn't aware that Jews had slanted dicks, but I did know that they had spotted dicks

http://blog.fritzliess.com/archives/spotted_dick.jpg

[DeltaPin]

Foreskin keeps the dick well-balanced.

[bobrobot]

<strong>DeltaPin</strong> wrote:<br />Foreskin keeps the dick well-balanced. <p><strong><font color="#000099">&amp;&nbsp;it's a great natural source of cheese...</font></strong></p><p><img height="160" src="http://www.reluctantgourmet.com/images/cheese.jpg" width="248" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 9-17-06 @ 2:10 PM</span>

[rooter]

I always heard that a guys unit points to the hand that he jerks off with.&nbsp; Anyone want to confirm or deny this?<br />

[Friday]

<p>My last victim was Jewish... no slant ... </p><p>My last SLANT... decidedly Irish. </p><p>&nbsp;I don't think its a cultural thing... but I could be wrong. <br />
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