The Hidden Truth?

[FUNKMAN]

<p>just received this from a co-worker, thought some of it was cute....</p><p><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2" /><span class="GramE"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">Dictionary for decoding women's personal ads </span></font></span></p><p><span class="GramE"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">40-ish................................49. <br />Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. <br />Athletic..............................No breasts. </span></font></span></p><p><span class="GramE"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2" /></span><span class="GramE"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">Average looking..................Moooo. <br />Beautiful............................Pathological liar. </span></font></span></p><p><span class="GramE"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">Emotionally Secure............On medication. <br />Feminist............................Fat. </span></font></span></p><p><span class="GramE"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">Free spirit..........................Junkie. </span></font></span></p><p><span class="GramE"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">Friendship first...................Former slut. <br />New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places. <br />Open-minded.....................Desperate. <br />Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing. <br />Professional......................Bitch. <br />Voluptuous........................Very Fat. </span></font></span></p><p><span class="GramE"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">Large frame.......................Hugely Fat. </span></font></span></p><span class="GramE"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">Wants Soul mate...............Stalker.</span></font></span><span class="GramE"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial"> <p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: </span></p></span><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">1. Yes = No </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">2. No = Yes </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">3. Maybe = No </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">4. We need = I want </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">6. We need to talk = You're in trouble </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">7. Sure, go ahead = You better not </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! </span></p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial"><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: </span></p></span><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">1. I am hungry = I am hungry </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: arial">2. I am s

[Marc with a c]

that's a pretty funny list.&nbsp; we should go to a movie some time.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PearlNecklace on 9-18-06 @ 6:34 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>PearlNecklace</strong> wrote:<br />that's a pretty funny list.&nbsp; we should go to a movie some time. <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by PearlNecklace on 9-18-06 @ 6:34 PM</span> <p>i am tired</p><p>but thank you, i'm flattered...</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PearlNecklace</strong> wrote:<br />that's a pretty funny list.&nbsp; we should go to a movie some time. <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by PearlNecklace on 9-18-06 @ 6:34 PM</span> <p>i am tired</p><p>but thank you, i'm flattered...</p><p>that's cool.</p><p>can i call you sometime?</p>

[Furtherman]

Nice dress Funkman!

[SatCam]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br>Nice dress Funkman!<p></p>

but... I don't think those shoes go with that outfit

[FUNKMAN]

not quite the responses i was looking for...&nbsp;&nbsp; i better trim my balls tonight

[Marc with a c]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />not quite the responses i was looking for...&nbsp;&nbsp; i better trim my balls tonight <p>i had no idea you were so new age</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>PearlNecklace</strong> wrote:<br><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />not quite the responses i was looking for... i better trim my balls tonight <p>i had no idea you were so new age</p><p></p>

You're certainly attentive tonight

[Marc with a c]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PearlNecklace</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />not quite the responses i was looking for... i better trim my balls tonight <p>i had no idea you were so new age</p><p>&nbsp;</p>You're certainly attentive tonight <p>i'm just bored</p>

[suggums]

<p>remember when miss milf posted something like this and we jumped all over her</p><p>that was great&nbsp;</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p>remember when miss milf posted something like this and we jumped all over her</p><p>that was great&nbsp;</p><p>She was not upset.</p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p>remember when miss milf posted something like this and we jumped all over her</p><p>that was great&nbsp;</p><p>She was not upset.</p><p>She was adventurous.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p>remember when miss milf posted something like this and we jumped all over her</p><p>that was great&nbsp;</p><p>She was not upset.</p><p>She was adventurous.</p><p>but non-athlethic</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p>remember when miss milf posted something like this and we jumped all over her</p><p>that was great </p><p>She was not upset.</p><p>She was adventurous.</p><p>but non-athlethic</p><p></p>

atleast she was emotionally secure

[A.J.]

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