Ok...man bites dog I have heard of...but a PANDA??

[Justice4all]

<p><font size="2">I know alcohol can make you do some REALLY stupid shit but this takes the cake.</font></p><p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/20/panda.bite.ap/index.html">http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/20/panda.bite.ap/index.html</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Reminds me of the video of the guy who tried to preach chrisitanity to those Lions.</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Zhang Xinyan had drunk four pitchers of beer at a restaurant before &quot;stumbling to the zoo&quot; nearby and stopping off at the pen holding a sleeping 6-year-old male panda, Gu Gu, on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.</p><p></p><p>Those are some serious &quot;beer goggles&quot; he was sporting in order to molest a male panda.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Zhang, a father of two </p><p>his kids must be real proud...&nbsp; what a knucklehead!</p>

[A.J.]

<p>&quot;He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand&quot; and jumped over a waist-high railing down into the enclosure, the newspaper said. &quot;When he got closer and was undiscovered, he reached out to hug it.&quot;</p><p>He should have looked for a chink in the panda's armor.</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>Come on, give the guy a break he was drunk.&nbsp; Mistakes happen.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sure he was actually looking to mount a zebra.</p>