Rons next selfless act of heroism

[schmuppy]

<font size="2">Any predictions of what Rons next selfless act of heroism might be?</font>

[soupcan]

<p>At his next robery Ron restrains himself from killing anybody.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="192" height="196" border="0" src="http://www.messiahchronicles.com/Centurions/Thumbs/TheRobery.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[soupcan]

<p>ON A SERIOUS NOTE!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>despite his comander in chiefs' orders Ron refuses to torture his prisoners ...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PanterA on 9-23-06 @ 7:59 AM</span>

[nevnut]

Throwing the cowbell a little softer the next time it is aimed at ESD.

[Sheeplovr]

<p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody"><font size="2"> next selfless act of heroism might be?</font></span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i never thought ron would be a junkie because heroism is so pase </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 9-23-06 @ 9:22 AM</span>

[silas]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody"><font size="2">next selfless act of heroism might be?</font></span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>i never thought ron would be a junkie because heroism is so pase </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 9-23-06 @ 9:22 AM</span> <p>then again, he did sit thru an&nbsp;entire ejucashional doc on Andy Warhol.</p>

[FreshJ]

Ron will provide to the Cuban Economy by smoking Cuban Cigars. This will help provide them with a stable economy. Only a Real hero could save an entire country.

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Rons next selfless act of heroism</font></strong> </p><p>throw Dave onto a live grenade to save Fez...</p>

[Don Stugots]

he will sacarfice&nbsp; himself to at tone for all of our sins and then on the third day he will rise up and lead us all into the promise land.&nbsp;&nbsp;

[moochcassidy]

i heard he saved a guy from OD'ing..stepped on&nbsp;his&nbsp;product&nbsp;(alledgedly)

[Don Stugots]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br />i heard he saved a guy from OD'ing..<strike><font size="3">stepped</font></strike>&nbsp;&nbsp;<strike><font size="3">on</font></strike>&nbsp;borrowed his&nbsp;product&nbsp;(alledgedly) <p>i fixed it for you.&nbsp; </p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br />i heard he saved a guy from OD'ing..stepped on&nbsp;his&nbsp;product&nbsp;(alledgedly) <p><font size="2">Yeah, but it was an accident.&nbsp; He was trying to evade the police.</font></p>

[samnyc]

<p>Ron will offer to send Earl's brain to Papau New Guinea after his death to feed a cannibal civilization.</p>

[FreshJ]

Thank you Ron for your Selfless act of Heroism today,&nbsp; Today Ronnie B Stopped People from giving out Movie Spoilers, and to this I say, you are one great Hero.<br />

[cupcakelove]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br />i heard he saved a guy from OD'ing..stepped on his product (alledgedly)<p>I was saved this way dozens of time when I was in college.&nbsp; Fucker.<br /></p>

[cupcakelove]

To me, everyday Ron comes into work he performs an act of heroism.&nbsp; God knows luckyboy and gravy couldn't cut it on their own.<br />

[BLZBUBBA]

<p>Ron's next 2 selfless acts of heroism.&nbsp; </p><p>When Fez gets invited to a dance by ANTHONY'S SISTER DAWN CUMIA&nbsp;we find out&nbsp;that Fez can't dance.&nbsp; Still wanting to go to the dance Fez goes crying to Ron for help.&nbsp;(1) RON THEN VOLUNTEERS THE SERVICES OF HIS CHICK TO TEACH FEZ THE BOX STEP.&nbsp;</p><p>But this selfless act of heroism is followed by a surprise at the dance.&nbsp; While Fez and&nbsp;Dawn are dancing the music is interrupted by SOUNDBOARD FEZ...&quot;Don't forget the balls!&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Shove a potato in my ass and watch me make french fries!&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Why does my back smell like chlorine?&quot;</p><p>Fez&nbsp;has a fit and collapses in tears while everyone at the dance&nbsp;laughs mightily.&nbsp;</p><p>Ron picks up Fez and dries his tears&nbsp;with his&nbsp;own handkerchief.&nbsp; (2) He then&nbsp;hands Fez&nbsp;the handkerchief and says...just keep it.&nbsp;</p>

[OGC]

<font size="2">Ron's next act of heroism will be to save Fez from another heart attack by eating all&nbsp;of the&nbsp;food that Fez likes but knows aren't good for him, including desserts because we all know dessert is part of the meal.</font>

[IamFogHat]

Ron, in a pre-emptive strike, will quell the nine-year old worldwide uprising by punching those little fuckers in the throat one after another, until the remainder of the 9 year old minons are so terrified they shit their pants and give up.