Why does Dave hate chefs so much?

[Brujo]

I'm new to the show, and everytime they talk about chefs Dave gets upset. Did a chef beat his ass or something?

[Furtherman]

Well, not <em>his</em> ass, per say.

[Earlshog]

he was molested by a chef when he was little... some fingers and tounges were involved... he really dosen't like to talk about it

[saveopieanthony.net]

<p>he's upset because a chef made a pastry that sprayed cream all over his girlfriend's face when she bit into it.&nbsp;&nbsp; when they were on a break. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by saveopieanthony.net on 9-27-06 @ 4:18 PM</span>

[MilkmanDann]

<p>It actually has something to do with Roberto being seen in compromising pictures with a Chef Puppet. </p>

[imnotscared]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="179" src="http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9907/07/isaac.hayes/chef.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="214" src="http://www.schools.pinellas.k12.fl.us/gallery/variety/rooster.gif" width="168" border="0" /></p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Ha ha ha,</p><p>c'mon guys, this person is new to the show and asked a serious question. For the betterment of the show I think we should start helping people with these queries as opposed to throwing crappy answers at them.</p><p>Heya budday,</p><p>The truth is that Dave was born to wealthy parents who unfortunately passed away when Dave was 9 years old. With no family to look after him he was taken in by a catholic orphanage (you have heard him say he was a catholic, no?) the chef in the orphanage used to have Dave satisfy him orally when the &quot;children&quot; were on a &quot;break&quot;. Dave is hurt by this because he doesn't feel this oral barrage was necessary even if they were on a break.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hope your enjoying the show.</p>

[MilkmanDann]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ha ha ha,</p><p>c'mon guys, this person is new to the show and asked a serious question. For the betterment of the show I think we should start helping people with these queries as opposed to throwing crappy answers at them.</p><p>Heya budday,</p><p>The truth is that Dave was born to wealthy parents who unfortunately passed away when Dave was 9 years old. With no family to look after him he was taken in by a catholic orphanage (you have heard him say he was a catholic, no?) the chef in the orphanage used to have Dave satisfy him orally when the &quot;children&quot; were on a &quot;break&quot;. Dave is hurt by this because he doesn't feel this oral barrage was necessary even if they were on a break.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hope your enjoying the show.</p><p>Thanks for typing it out, I didnt want to get into the whole explanation. </p>

[rruffian]

<font size="4">His Old Lady Was A Chef Golber!&nbsp; He screwed up and lost her for a while, and she blew a chef.</font>

[OGC]

<strong>rruffian</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="4">His Old Lady Was A Chef Golber!&nbsp; He screwed up and lost her for a while, and she blew a chef.</font> <p><font size="2">So&nbsp;that's what <strong><font size="5">you</font></strong> have heard .</font></p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p>

[badorties]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>he's irish&nbsp;-- any agent of fine cuisine&nbsp;threatens him</p>

[FreshJ]

The real answer is that Dave is Jelous that Emeriel Got the Bammm Line before he could call it his own catch phrase.

[PapaBear]

<p>Dave was affraid of the meat cleaver, as a kid.</p><p><img height="224" src="http://www.stefangeens.com/chef.jpg" width="223" border="0" /></p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>rruffian</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="4">His Old Lady Was A Chef <font color="#cc0000">Golber</font>!&nbsp; He screwed up and lost her for a while, and she blew a chef.</font> <p><font size="2">What's a Golber?</font></p>

[Fezticle98]

Dave is suicidal because he was never able to become a banker...i mean chef.

[overyoo]

<p>[mikey edit: that's a little far over the line,&nbsp;and rather than giving Dave a hard time, it's going very directly over someone who isn't a member of the show and is a member of this board.]</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 9-28-06 @ 4:09 PM</span>

[spoon]

<strong>overyoo</strong> wrote:<br /><a href="#imgAnch17"></a>&nbsp; <p>Nice post overyoo!&nbsp; I love it!&nbsp; Who's the mastermind behind that photoshop job?&nbsp; The scary thing is that the above pic is the closest to the truth posted here so far.&nbsp; Funny shit, no doubt, but it all has to do with the lovely lady being juggled above and of course a chef.&nbsp; Unfortunately Dave called a break between him and West Side and during said break Miss Claire gave some oral treats to a chef.&nbsp; Rumor has it he finished on her stomach.&nbsp; That came as a possible answer from Dave himself on the show.&nbsp; </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 9-28-06 @ 4:10 PM</span>

[spoon]

Oh yah and Brujo, Dolphins suck!&nbsp; Fuck Dante C. since he can't get the ball to my FF receiver Chambers.&nbsp; How long until we get Harrington in there to suck in a totally different way for the same results, losing baby!

[overyoo]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>overyoo</strong> wrote:<br /><a href="#imgAnch17"></a>&nbsp; <p>Nice post overyoo!&nbsp; I love it!&nbsp; Who's the mastermind behind that photoshop job?&nbsp; The scary thing is that the above pic is the closest to the truth posted here so far.&nbsp; Funny shit, no doubt, but it all has to do with the lovely lady being juggled above and of course a chef.&nbsp; Unfortunately Dave called a break between him and West Side and during said break Miss Claire gave some oral treats to a chef.&nbsp; Rumor has it he finished on her stomach.&nbsp; That came as a possible answer from Dave himself on the show.&nbsp; </p><p>thanks, i posted it awhile ago on the ron and fez photoshop page, was just bored one night and threw it together.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 9-28-06 @ 4:10 PM</span>

[Coach]

Cause every time he kisses her it tastes like a tossed Chef Salad with extra Dressing

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>rruffian</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="4">His Old Lady Was A Chef Golber!&nbsp; He screwed up and lost her for a while, and she blew a chef.</font> <p>That will be enough sir,</p><p>All I read here is spam responses, Our good friend has asked a serious question!</p><p>How is he ever to learn the truth with blasphemous lies like this flying about?</p><p>No more from you sir.</p><p>Please see my previous post friend.</p>