Who answers the phones?

[CicelyWhispers]

<h3><span class="modlink">I want to get through</span></h3><h3><span class="modlink">They rarely even take my call and when they do they hang up or you know just cut me loose</span></h3><h3></h3><h3><span class="modlink">What will I do&nbsp; What will I do?</span></h3><h3></h3><h3><span class="modlink">I hope Fez doesn't need to give me a bad spanking</span></h3>

[Sheeplovr]

ADF does it<br />

[ADF]

If you're constantly getting the boot, maybe your calls suck.<br />

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/switchboarda.jpg<br />

[FUNKMAN]

amazing, Jim Croce has the same problem...

[sailor]

<font size="2">i've only called a few times, but it's been mostly ESD when i call and once bronx johnny.<br /></font>

[FezPaul]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />amazing, Jim Croce has the same problem... <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">So does Dr. Hook.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">...and the operater said 50 more cents for the next</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">five</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">minutes</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">pleeeeeeeease Mrs. Avery...</font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />amazing, Jim Croce has the same problem... <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">So does Dr. Hook.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">...and the operater said 50 more cents for the next</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">five</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">minutes</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">pleeeeeeeease Mrs. Avery...</font></strong></p><p><font size="3"><strong>Blondie said they keep her hanging on the telephone...</strong></font></p>

[bertino]

I had dave answer mostly, bronx johnny once, and pitsy or whatever his name is. Pitsy usually hangs up on me for some reason. i hate him.

[mikeyboy]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />amazing, Jim Croce has the same problem... <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">So does Dr. Hook.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">...and the operater said 50 more cents for the next</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">five</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">minutes</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">pleeeeeeeease Mrs. Avery...</font></strong></p><p><font size="3"><strong>Blondie said they keep her hanging on the telephone...</strong></font></p><p>Every time New Edition calls their baby's number, they get a click every time.</p>

[Plethora]

<em>People like us<br /></em>

[A.J.]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />amazing, Jim Croce has the same problem... <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">So does Dr. Hook.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">...and the operater said 50 more cents for the next</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">five</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">minutes</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">pleeeeeeeease Mrs. Avery...</font></strong></p><p><font size="3"><strong>Blondie said they keep her hanging on the telephone...</strong></font></p><p>Every time New Edition calls their baby's number, they get a click every time.</p><p>The Grateful Dead needed a number from the operator because their rider left upon the Midnight Flier.</p>

[OGC]

<font size="1">Hello--how are you<br />Have you been alright, through all those lonely nights,<br />That's what I'd say, I'd tell you everything,<br />If you'd pick up that telephone.<br /></font>

[Badinia]

<p>Call-waiting phone</p><p>In another time zone</p><p>How do you say I miss you to<br />An answering machine?<br />How do you say good night to<br />An answering machine?</p><p>How do you say I'm lonely to<br />An answering machine?</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

Grandfather watches the grandfather clock<br />
And the phone hasn't rang for so long<br />
And the time flys by, like a vulture in the sky<br />
Suddenly he breaks into song<br />

I'm waiting by the phone<br />
Waiting for you to call me up and tell me I'm not alone<br />
I'm waiting by the phone<br />
Waiting for you to call me up and tell me I'm not alone

Hello, speak up, is there somebody there?<br />
These hang ups are getting me down<br />
In a world frozen over with over exposure<br />
Let's talk it over, let's go out and paint the town

Cause I'm waiting by the phone<br />
Waiting for you to call me up and tell me I'm not alone<br />
Cause I want somebody to shove<br />
I need somebody to shove<br />
I want somebody to shove me

You're a dream for insomniacs, prize in the Cracker Jack<br />
All the difference in the world is just a call away

And I'm waiting by the phone<br />
Waiting for you to call me up and tell me I'm not alone<br />
Yes I'm waiting by the phone<br />
I'm waiting for you to call me, call me <br />
and tell me I'm, tell me I'm not alone

Cause I want somebody to shove<br />
I need somebody shove<br />
I want somebody to shove me<br />
Yes I want somebody to shove<br />
I need somebody shove<br />
I want somebody to shove me<br />

http://blogs.citypages.com/ctg/images/soulasylum.jpg

hi perry

[SatCam]

Hello?<br />
Yes, a collect call for Mrs. Floyd from Mr. Floyd. Will you accept the charges from United States?

Oh he hung up! That's your residence, right? I wonder why he hung up? Is there supposed to be someone else there besides your wife there to answer?

Hello?<br />
This is United States calling, are we reaching...

See he keeps hanging up
<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
and its a man answering

[mikeyboy]

Long distance information, give me Memphis Tennessee <br />Help me find the party trying to get in touch with me <br />She could not leave her number, but I know who placed the call <br />'Cause my uncle took the message and he wrote it on the wall <br /><br />Help me, information, get in touch with my Marie <br />She's the only one who'd phone me here from Memphis Tennessee <br />Her home is on the south side, high up on a ridge <br />Just a half a mile from the Mississippi Bridge <br /><br />Help me, information, more than that I cannot add <br />Only that I miss her and all the fun we had <br />But we were pulled apart because her mom did not agree <br />And tore apart our happy home in Memphis Tennessee <br /><br />Last time I saw Marie she's waving me good-bye <br />With hurry home drops on her cheek that trickled from her eye <br />Marie is only six years old, information please <br />Try to put me through to her in Memphis Tennessee

[SatCam]

http://www.earthforce.org/images/lib/patty-on-banana-phone.jpg

"Ron and Fez..."

[OGC]

<font size="1">Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?<br />You give me something I can hold on to.<br />I know you think I'm like the others before<br />Who saw your name and number on the wall<br /><br />Jenny, I got your number,<br />I need to make you mine.<br />Jenny, don't change your number,<br />8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)<br />8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)<br /></font>

[Badinia]

10.15 <br />Saturday night <br />And the tap drips <br />Under the strip light <br />And I'm sitting <br />In the kitchen sink <br />And the tap drips <br />Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip <p>Waiting <br />For the telephone to ring <br />And I'm wondering <br />Where she's been <br />And I'm crying <br />For yesterday <br />And the tap drips <br />Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip </p><p>(whispered, I had to watch video footage a jillion times to get it)It's always the same </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />amazing, Jim Croce has the same problem... <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">So does Dr. Hook.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">...and the operater said 50 more cents for the next</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">five</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">minutes</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">pleeeeeeeease Mrs. Avery...</font></strong></p><p><font size="3"><strong>Blondie said they keep her hanging on the telephone...</strong></font></p><p>Every time New Edition calls their baby's number, they get a click every time.</p><p>The Grateful Dead needed a number from the operator because their rider left upon the Midnight Flier.</p><p>Blondie got upset so she&nbsp;told&nbsp;the calltaker&nbsp;&quot;call me, call&nbsp;me anytime&quot;... day or night</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Badinia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Call-waiting phone</p><p>In another time zone</p><p>How do you say I miss you to<br />An answering machine?<br />How do you say good night to<br />An answering machine?</p><p>How do you say I'm lonely to<br />An answering machine?</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">One of my favorite 'Mats songs. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></font></strong></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font size="2">Don't Call Us We'll Call You </font></strong><pre><strong><font size="2">A long distance directory assistance, area code 212</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
Say hey, A &amp; R this is Mister Rhythm and Blues</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
He said hello and put me on hold</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
To say the least the cat was cold</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
He said, 'Don't call us child we'll call you'

I said, 'You got my number'</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
He said, 'Yeah, I got it when you walked in the door</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
Don't call us, we'll call you
Don't call us, we'll call you'

I got your name from a friend of a friend</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
Who said he used to work with you</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
Remember the all night creature from Stereo 92</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
Yeah, I said could you relate to our quarter track tape</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
You know the band performs in the nude</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
He said, 'Uh huh, don't call us child we'll call you'

Listen kid you paid for the call</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
You ain't bad, but we've heard it all before</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
And it sounds like John, Paul and George

Any way, we cut a hit and we toured a bit</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
With a song he said he couldn't use</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
And now he calls and begs and crawls</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
It's telephone deja vu</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
We got percentage points and lousy joints</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
And all the glitter we can use, mama</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
So, 'Uh huh, don't call us now, we'll call you'

Listen kid you paid for the call</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
You ain't bad, but I've heard it all before</font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
Don't call us, we'll call you </font></strong></pre><pre><strong><font size="2">
Don't call us
Don't call us, we'll call you</font></strong></pre>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 9-30-06 @ 7:07 AM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) *-- FreeFind Begin No Index -*<pre><font face="verdana, times new roman" size="+0">
<p><font face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial" size="-1">you say you were wrong <br />to leave me alone <br />now your sorry <br />your lonesome and scared <br />and you say you'd be happy <br />if you could just come back home <br />well here's a quarter <br />call someone who cares <br /><br />call someone who listens <br />and might give a damn <br />maybe one of your sorted affairs <br />don't you come `round here handin` <br />me none of your lines <br />so here's a quarter <br />call someone who cares <br /><br />well i thought what we had <br />could never turn bad <br />now your leavin <br />caught me unawared <br />but the fact is your wrong <br />and that can't be undone <br />so here's a quarter <br />call someone who cares <br />call someone who listens <br />and might give a damn <br />maybe one of your sorted affairs <br />don't you come `round here handin me <br />none of your lines <br />so here's a quarter <br />call someone who cares <br />yea heres a quarter <br />call someone who cares </font></p></font></pre>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 9-30-06 @ 9:12 AM</span>

[fohat]

<p>You got the money back, that's ok</p><p>Who needs a cadilac anyway?</p><p>I've got the medicine, make ya see the light.</p><p>&nbsp;Call me in Alaska, if it all turns out right; Alright?<br /></p>

[fohat]

<p><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Someone needs to fix these phones so Ron and Fez can do their show...</p><p>Every fuckin time they get somethin good goin,</p><p>the motherfuckin telephones keep on blowin up!</p><p>Why won't Wiki fix the telephones?</p><p>Why won't Wiki?&nbsp; Why won't Wiki?</p><p>How can you build a pyramid without the callers calling in?</p><p>How can you give out the Big Ass Prize[TM] to losers like me who have no life?&nbsp; (clang clang)<br /></p><p>The Ron and Fez show, on XM radio...&nbsp;</p>

[babybagadonuts]

<p>the ron and fez show</p><p>on xm radio (202)</p><p>the ron and fez show</p><p>on xm radio (202)</p><p>the ron and fez show</p><p>on xm radio (channel 202)</p>