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TjM

09-29-2006, 06:56 AM

I gotta go with my man Dusty Rhodes Ric Flair the World Heavyweight Champion. I don't have to say a lot more about the way I feel about Ric Flair. No respect! No honor! There is no honor amongst thieves in the first place! He put hard times on Dusty Rhodes and his family. You don't know what hard times are daddy! Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work. They got four or five kids and can't pay their wages, can't buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell em' go home. And hard times, are when a man works on a job thirty years, THIRTY YEARS! They give him a watch, kick him in the butt, and say HEY a computer took your place, Daddy! That's hard times! That's hard times! And Ric Flair, you put hard times on this country by taking Dusty Rhodes out. THAT'S HARD TIMES!! And we all have hard times together. I admit I don't look like the athlete of today is supposed to look. My belly's just a lil' big. My heinie's just a lil' big. But brother, I am bad and they know I'm bad!"

TjM

09-29-2006, 07:21 AM

And of course we have the man himself <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=FAeYa8-_Em0">http://youtube.com/watch?v=FAeYa8-_Em0</a>

ponelas park townie

09-30-2006, 09:22 PM

Rowdy Roddy Piper:"Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well how does it feel to get beat by a woman?" "I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark!" "I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me."

Dirtybird12

10-02-2006, 12:21 PM

<img height="451" src="http://www.webpowerplus.org/~quasi/Graham/1.jpg" width="328" border="0" /> Dusty, Ric, Hulkster, The Rock, Jessy Ventura - all the greats were inspired by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdQRPTfmUSo&mode=related&search=" target="_self">the SUPERSTAR</a> - They all ripped him off in one way or another. He took working the stick to a whole new level  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uNmw8IwIEs" target="_self">Superstar Billy Graham - 1</a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdQRPTfmUSo&mode=related&search=" target="_self">SBG 2</a>  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29kX89MfzZI&mode=related&search=" target="_self">lay some yellow on me</a> 

This message was edited by CircusFreak on 10-2-06 @ 4:27 PM

Don Stugots

10-02-2006, 12:49 PM

not one of the guys in the ring today (HHH, Shawn not with standing) come close to these guys at cutting promos.  for me FLair, Dusty, Piper were the best.  i never seen SBG promos until those you tube posts.  he might be better than the rest since he was first.  

TjM

10-02-2006, 01:31 PM

LAY SOME YELLOW ON ME DADDY!! (If Norton said it it would mean something completely different)SBG is the man! The Garden matches with Dusty were classic.

epo

10-02-2006, 05:14 PM

Don't get me wrong as I love the Superstar.  He definitely took working a promo to a whole new level.  In fact the "Reflection of perfection" and the "break these chains that bind me" promos are simply unbelieveable.  But.....And I love Dusty especially the "I've dined with kings and queens and been down & out eatin' pork & Beans".  But...And I love Ric, count the millions served on Space Mountain, but.....Aren't they all just disciples of Muhammad Ali?

Don Stugots

10-02-2006, 05:17 PM

yes they all are.  you are correct. 

epo

10-02-2006, 05:57 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: not one of the guys in the ring today (HHH, Shawn not with standing) come close to these guys at cutting promos.  for me FLair, Dusty, Piper were the best.  i never seen SBG promos until those you tube posts.  he might be better than the rest since he was first.   Great point.  The only other guys in the last ten years that came close where probably Chris Jericho & Shane Douglass.  And I've seen some you tube of the OVW days of CM Punk and he's got potential.

Dirtybird12

10-02-2006, 06:03 PM

Yeah SBG was the first I think to take it to THAT level - But I really think the Rock & HHH are 2 of the best stickmen in the biz. EDGE is good and affective Even Cena is "getting there"

TjM

10-03-2006, 05:36 AM

epo wrote: Don't get me wrong as I love the Superstar.  He definitely took working a promo to a whole new level.  In fact the "Reflection of perfection" and the "break these chains that bind me" promos are simply unbelieveable.  But.....And I love Dusty especially the "I've dined with kings and queens and been down & out eatin' pork & Beans".  But...And I love Ric, count the millions served on Space Mountain, but.....Aren't they all just disciples of Muhammad Ali?    Yes and both Billy and Dusty say that's what they were shooting for. Flair was a little different though

TjM

10-03-2006, 05:38 AM

CircusFreak wrote: Yeah SBG was the first I think to take it to THAT level - But I really think the Rock & HHH are 2 of the best stickmen in the biz. EDGE is good and affective Even Cena is "getting there"  I like the way they are building Cena as a man who's had enough instead of a white rapper. Gives him more of an edge

BoondockSaint

10-03-2006, 07:08 AM

No one's mentioned Stone Cold yet?

ponelas park townie

10-03-2006, 07:22 AM

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN:"You know how you once had that thing where the wrestler rode a little bus all over the country, shakin' hands, and kissing babies? You should have a Stone Cold Express, where I get out in every town and kick everyone's ass. At least that wouldn't suck." (to Vince McMahon, referring to Lex Luger's 'Lex Express') "I'm calling you a creepy little bastard because you creep me out!" (To Christian) "Pricecheck on jackass!!" (To Booker T after beating him up in a grocery store.) "I got nothing to say to you. Just park my damn truck, and if you scratch it, you're gonna get get your ass whipped." (To Michael Cole, when he arrived at the Royal Rumble '98.)"So Austin's gonna put you over his knee. Lift up your little skirt. I gotta be careful, I don't want your balls to fall out!" (To Stephanie McMahon)

ponelas park townie

10-03-2006, 07:28 AM

MICK FOLEY:"Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore! ""That sounds good let me just put this pen behind my ea--woops! If fell because I'm harcore! I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore! ""I loved ECW, back in the days when it was run by a visionary, when it was owned by a true creative genius. Let’s hear it for Stephanie McMahon. Long live the Alliance! Long live the Alliance! "

ponelas park townie

10-03-2006, 07:33 AM

PAUL HEYMAN"In just a few moments, at my leisure, I'm gonna call Vince McMahon out to his ring in front of his public on a television show that's owned by his grand company. At least, that is, until this Sunday at Survivor Series. I know how much you people appreciate what Shane and Stephanie and I have done. How Shane and Stephanie and I have stood up to the tyranny of Vince McMahon. And the way it is ladies and gentlemen is quite simple: the World Wrestling Federation will die this Sunday. But don't blame me for that. It's not my fault. I'm not the one who ruined everything that was accomplished by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. You see at Survivor Series, it means so much more than just the personalities that are involved. It's about ending what Vince McMahon has tried to accomplish. I sat there at that desk on Monday and I listened to Mick Foley, and I agreed with everything Mick Foley had to say; that the WWF truly does suck! Don't boo me! Have you watched the television show lately? Vince McMahon has lost his mind! The man doesn't have it anymore! He's a has-been. His ideas are antiquated. His concepts are Draconian and Mick Foley was right because the WWF is imploding from within. Like every great empire, the WWF is imploding from within. Vince's loyal employees, like "Stone Cold", left him, like Mick Foley wants nothing to do with him, Vince's own children want him to burn in Hell, and I don't blame 'em. Vince McMahon will see the WWF die this Sunday at Survivor Series and he has no hope to save his precious company. Vince McMahon has the same chances of saving the WWF as he did of realizing his dream of starting a football league! (Vince's McMahon's music hits and he enters the ring.) I want you to know that I was down on my knees because I know you're used to men kissing your ass, Vinnie. Every time you walk in the back, there's Patterson and Brisco, 'Oh, what a great idea you had, Vince!' You like men kissing your ass, don't you, Vince? Because that's what you're all about; a billionaire! The billionaire, Vince McMahon! The creator of sports entertainment! I've waited so long to see you face to face like this. And I've waited so long to tell you to your face that I hate your stinking guts. And it's not just me, it's your children that hate your stinking guts, Vince, and at Survivor Series, your children are going to do to you what I've waited my whole life to see someone do to you, Vince. You are, so help me God, the most disgusting, vile, son of a bitch I've ever seen in my life. You took Hulk Hogan’s blood and you built Titan Towers. You stole Bret Hart’s dream, and with that money, bought yourself an airplane with WWF all over it. You did that and you know it, you son of a bitch! You stole Shawn Michaels’ smile, took your company public and made yourself a billionaire. But not a self-made billionaire, like you like to tell everybody you are. Oh no…see, you’re a billionaire on other people’s hard work. Your father, your father, Vince McMahon, your father went around the country and shook the hand...you know I'm telling you the truth, don't you? You know in your heart that I'm telling you the truth, that your father shook the hand of every promoter in this country that he'd never compete against them, that his son would never compete against them. And when your father DIED, you competed! And with your ruthless, merciless, take-no-prisoners attitude, you drove everybody out of business, didn't you, Vince? You ran all the competition into the ground and you stole all their ideas and you made yourself a billionaire out of it! And you know whose ideas you stole the most, Vince? You stole mine. See, I don't give a damn about Don Owen and Sam Mushnick and Jim Crockett, I care about what you did to me and my family. How you stole my dreams, how you stole my legacy, how you stole everything that Extreme Championship Wrestling represented. Because while Doink the Clown had green hair and a rubber nose, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin was drinking

Evilpete

10-04-2006, 06:49 PM

Joel "The quinessenial studmuffin" Gertner <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VO_IWJcrII">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VO_IWJcrII</a>

This message was edited by Evilpete on 10-4-06 @ 11:11 PM

CYYYFYYY

10-07-2006, 08:58 PM

RAVEN made the best promos, no one came close to second.