My Bar Crawl Adventure...

[Tenbatsuzen]

Since one is a Bar Crawl shout-out topic, I figured I'd just do a quick write-up on my adventures at the Bar Crawl.

I had two events last night - the Bar Crawl and a party in Hoboken, so I figured since the PATH connects the Village and Hoboken, I could make both rather easily.

I knew I was gonna have a problem finding parking though, because I drive a monster truck and Hoboken parking is a nightmare.

Fortunately, I found a meter right next to the path station that my truck fit into. NICE.

I put on the rest of the costume while on the path train, and realized, "Gee, maybe it's not such a good idea to have a realistic looking gunbelt on." PATH conductor gives me a dirty look.

I get into the city, and start walking thru the village. Then I realized, "Gee, maybe it's not such a good idea to have a whip in this section of town."

I arrived at the bar, met Irish Alkey inside, along with a few others - met Missy, Hospitaliano (from OA.com) and two others who for the life of me, can't remember who they are.

Funny bit - a beaten up Red Sox fan shows up - and it's the 15th anniversary of Game Six. That old gag. ROFL.

I ran into Melissa, and couldn't believe what a big voice comes from a small girl. I then met up with Staples, Hanna. Hanna was drunk and fucking with my gun. I'm being attacked by a small Asian woman. Great.

Matty Moonshine - coolest guy ever. Let's go, Mountaineers!

(OK, WVU football sucks)

Lara Croft... a fellow archaelogist, but I was the only one who had treasure!

Then I start talking to the shot girl. I didn't want to drink, so I bought Dan a jello shot while staring at the shotgirl's creamy midwestern cleavage. Mmmmm. I LOVE MIDWESTERN GIRLS WHO ARE NEW TO THE CITY.

Then I called the show - I was Matt with the spy report who referenced Melissa as being "delectable" and I was hearing Dream Weaver.

Jesus christ - Delectable? I stink. I sound like Hannibal Lechter.


So all around, cool people were abound, had fun meeting you all, I wish we could all get together again in costume for Halloween... I had a blast playing around with everyone.

I'm really sad I had to go back to my other event, I wish I could have stayed longer.... but I'll see you all again. Maybe I'll wear the hat again. :)

Matt (Zen)



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This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 10-27-01 @ 3:44 PM

[Pootertoot]

I don't actually remember the sequence of events too clearly time-wise, but this is what happened to me...

After meeting all you tremendous people and getting too drunk to walk straight, I wandered out onto the streets and, I guess, found a subway station. I vaguely remember the token lady being disgusted with me, because I gave her like 13 singles for the token 'cause I didn't want to seperate my bills. She yelled at me and gave it back.

So I get into the subway station...I've been in the city maybe 10 times, tops, and I don't have the subways worked out at all. All I knew is that we took the A train to get to the bars, so I figured I'd take the A train to get back...

While I was waiting, I puked out my mouth and nose at the same time! Some nice black gentleman, also probably disgusted with me, gave me some napkins to clean myself up with.

I get on the A Train and promptly fall asleep. When I come to, I get out at the next stop and realize...that I'm not in the best of neighborhoods.

The term "Fresh Meat" came to mind.

Luckily, before I was robbed and gang raped, I hailed a cab and asked the guy to take me to the Marriot, any Marriot.

I end up at the fucking Marriot Marquis. Came out to $327 for a one night stay. I woke up and my underwear were GONE. I didn't take anyone with me, so I can only assume I was raped by the maid.

So somewhere, Consuela is sniffing my undies right now.

I'm so there til dawn for the next one, though.

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[Heroin Bob]

Well i was gonna take the train all the way to 57th thinking that Billy and all of them would leave at about 7:05 or something...not true as i was listening to the show waiting at the Slaughtered Lamb for an hour. Since I am not of age I figured i would have a tough time getting into one of the bars let alone all of them, but everything turned out okay. I met a few people from the Board which was great: Dan, PanterA, Melissa, etc. And seeing Toocute live up to her name was cool except that she's depressingly attractive. Anyway my goal for that night was fulfilled when i saw Ron and Fez in person and i had the chance to tell Fez he's half responsible for making me want to get into radio. I'm sure many people there had fun and can't wait to see you again and this time i'll actually maybe extend my hand and introduce myself.